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Minho has his pre-show ritual down to a precise, thoroughly play-tested science. Wardrobe, fuck around on his phone, hair, fuck around with Jisung, makeup, annoy Seungmin, warm up, jam his face with noodles, get mic’d up.
It is carefully curated to ensure that Minho has the exact headspace needed to get out there and hit each mark, sharp and precise. It’s why he’s found the exact timing to break his fast with as much MuBank provided noodles as will fill him, but not dangerously so, and give him strength on stage with just enough time to change out of his stage costume before the sodium induced swelling sets in.
That’s why he stares, dumbfounded, at the pile of minced devil lettuce that has just been foisted upon the top of his perfectly steeped spicy chicken ramen. Not that devil lettuce. No, one far more evil. One that leaves a horrendous, sudsy flavor lingering on the back of his tongue when consumed: Cilantro. His one natural enemy.
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2Min bicker constantly and usually they can fuck it out, but this time Minho is going to need a lot more from him to forgive him.