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It was a dark quiet saturday night, yet you could still hear the crickets in the background, Dino Dude was getting ready for bedtime in his warm, comfy bed. It was 9:30pm on that saturday night just in time for Dino Dude’s bedtime but with all that noise around Dino Dude’s cave, he could hardly sleep. Finally Dino Dude got to sleep but suddenly he had thought he just woke up after all the hard work it took for him to fall asleep. For some reason he was in the basketball court that he always goes to for basketball! Dino Dude had no idea what was happening then without knowing what was going on Dino Dude was walking back home with two paint cans of the same colour. Still without knowing what was going on he was painting his cave with purple paint! Without Dino Dude realizing at first he was half purple over his green skin and beige stomach! Half of the time Dino Dude wonders why all of his friends wear clothes while he doesn’t. Of course you guessed it reader Dino Dude was at the clothing store with his friends because his friends needed new clothes. Dino Dude doesn’t wear clothes so he was bored the whole time. When Dino Dude goes over to his friends cave he feels really emotional because he doesn’t have a family at all! Reader this is serious, Dino Dude’s mom died when she had just gave birth to Dino Dude and Dino Dudes dad died about 5 years after when he got shot in the heart. Dino Dudes dad lost to much blood so he died. Anyways, Dino Dude got home still thinking it was real life and noticed the sky was blue with some clouds so he was sure it was morning. Wrong, Wrong, Wrong. It was midnight in real life. Reader Dino Dude has never seen deja vu before so he has no idea. He was back at the clothing store thinking about being like his friends so he picked out some clothes (with some cotton fabric to be comfortable) got in line but to his surprise his friends were there! He started walking towards his friends Arianna, Seth and Noor but started to hear them talking about someone and with his great hearing senses he stopped and listened where his friends couldn’t see him. His friends were saying
“Omg who doesn’t wear clothes oh wait I know who doesn’t wear clothes Dino Dude like seriously he isn’t even my friend he just started talking to me and hanging out with me.” Dino Dude dropped his clothes after hearing that sentence. Quickly he picked up his clothes ran to go line up again crying like water coming out of a shower. His crying was so bad he got kicked out of the store! Dino Dude had thought that he didn’t have friends anymore from hearing that sentence about him so he decided to try to make some new friends or a friend. Next Dino Dude thought he should go to bed again but he didn’t. In the deja vu it was morning Dino Dude went to school and made friends with a kid who had two disabilities. One disability was where he couldn’t feel anything and the other disability was he doesn’t have his left arm. This kids name was Pablo. Reader, Pablo doesn’t have friends and since Dino Dude was friends with Pablo nobody will ever be friends with Dino Dude ever again because Pablo had so many disabilities. Nobody would even attempt to go close to Dino Dude or Pablo. After that sad part of the weird deja vu of nobody going close to Dino Dude, his teacher called out partner time but nobody was looking forward to that because reader, partner time isn’t just one partner per person it’s three partners per person so reader, what did everyone do to solve this problem, they all ran out of the classroom except for Pablo, Dino Dude and the teacher. Reader, the class didn’t even know what the activity was and the class missed out on a game of uno flash with partners of four but sense there was only three people it was just the three of them. While they were playing uno flash Pablo farted and reader they all laughed! It smelt like a toxic acid, so the teacher opened up the window as quick as possible because it smelt so bad. Reader if you haven’t realized by now Dino Dude’s old friends are in his class so they ran away which means their not Dino Dude’s friends anymore. After that fun school day of uno flash Dino Dude started to walk home to a game of pool. Reader this pool is the pool with the cue ball. Finally reader, it was the real morning and Dino Dude became very confused. So he just decided to get ready for school, eat vanilla flavoured cereal, and see his friends. Reader Dino Dude was not friends with Pablo yet so he still had his old friends. Anyways,Dino Dude was walking to the store thinking about paint cans and colours. When he got to the store, he went straight to the paint part of the store and grabbed two paint cans full of purple paint. He got out of the store and started to head straight home without any distractions. Dino Dude was so confused and he said I thought I was already in this place? Wasn’t I? Haven’t I already been here before? When Dino Dude got home he started painting his cave with the purple paint and by the end of the painting process Dino Dude was half purple! Reader I know you know all of this stuff has happened but this is what happens when you see deja vu, you see into the future in your dreams kind of. Anyways, because the purple paint needs to dry Dino Dude decided to see his friends and go to the clothes store with them because they needed new clothes but Dino Dude didn’t because he didn’t wear clothes but he thought he would come along because the purple paint needed to dry. He contacted his friends Arianna, Seth and Noor to say he was waiting for paint to dry so why not come shopping to pass some time even know I don’t wear clothes. His friends Arianna, Seth and Noor came with him. They were shopping for at least three hours. They thought that because it was dark by the time they got out the door. The next day Dino Dude decided he might change and start wearing clothes so he went to the clothes store and bought two pairs of blue jeans and three short- sleeve shirts to match the jeans. Reader this is where the sad part comes in like a bullet. Yet again but in real life this time Dino Dude went in line to buy his clothes and saw his friends and started to walk up to them and with his great sense of hearing he listened heard a rude sentence and that sentence was “who doesn’t wear clothes oh I know Dino Dude doesn’t wear clothes.” Dino Dude went back in line crying so bad they kicked him out of the store without letting him buy his clothes. After that sad part Dino Dude became happy again because school started tomorrow and Dino Dude could make a new friend or maybe even more then one friend. The next morning Dino Dude was looking forward to school to make a friend. Later in school Dino Dude became friends with a kid named pablo with two disabilities one disability was that he couldn’t feel anything and the other disability was he doesn’t have his left arm. Later still at school the teacher called out partner time and nobody was looking forward to that because nobody wanted to touch Pablo or Dino Dude. Reader partner time is not just one person per partner its four people per group. Reader you might be asking how did the class solve that problem they all ran out of the class besides from Pablo, Dino Dude and the teacher. The kids didn’t know that it was uno and they missed out on games of uno flash for the whole entire rest of the day at school. By the way Pablo farted while they were playing uno flash and everyone laughed including the teacher. It didn’t smell good at all though, so the teacher opened the window as quickly as he could because it smelt so bad. Reader if you haven’t figured it out yet, Dino Dude’s old friends are in his class and that means his old friends were never his friends. After that fun school day of uno flash Dino Dude went home to a game of pool. Reader this pool is the pool with the cue ball in it. Reader this is Dino Dude’s first time seeing deja vu so he Doesn’t even know what it is. Dino Dude forgot about the deja vu he had and went to bed. The next morning Dino Dude was getting ready for school like normal and remembered about how he had been through and seen everything twice. Yet again he was confused and started to head to school anyways. When Dino Dude got to school, he had math class and in math he was learning fractions. Reader Dino Dude is in grade four. After he learned about fractions and did some worksheets, it was time for science class and the funny thing is that is the only class he has with Pablo on a Friday. Anyways, Dino Dude asked Pablo and described to Pablo what had happened and Pablo had no idea as to what was going on but he did know that in science class they were going to learn the scientific version of a deja vu so that might help Dino Dude figure his problem out. Dino Dude was listening very closely to everything the teacher was saying about deja vu and finally discovered that his problem was a deja vu. After school he rushed home running as fast as he could to the computer searched up deja vu and was learning about it for the rest of the day on his computer while his chicken dinner was cooking. While his chicken dinner was cooking he could smell his neighbors turkey dinner that night. Dino Dude was feeling relieved after knowing about his problem and what it was. He was happy to be relieved. The weight of this problem he had was finally over! That is the end of this deja vu filled story hope you enjoyed!