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If I were a human and you caught me
You'd say "Look at that human"
Shimmering in the sun
Such a rare one
Can't believe that you caught one
If I were a human and you caught me
You'd say look at that human
Heaviest in the land
You'd win first prize
If you listen to timbaland
Why's everybody on the internet so mean?
Why's everybody so afraid of what they've never seen?
If I was scrolling through and I saw me
Walking around and singing my song
I'd say "Damn, they're cute" and sing along
If I were a rock you would pick me up
And say that's a nice rock
Skippiest on the lake
Plop, plop, plop
I'm the perfect shape
And if I were a sock you would put me on
And say "That's a nice sock"
Happiest as a pair
I found you now I'm not scared
Why's everybody on the internet so mean?
Why's everybody so afraid of what they've never seen?
If I was scrolling through and I saw me
Walking around and singing my song
I'd say "Damn, they're cute" and sing along
How lucky are we?
Of all the people in the heat?
You get to be you
And I get to be me
Just let 'em be mean
We're as free as can be
To be the you-est of you
And the me-ist of me
If I were a human
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
If I were a human
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
If I were a human
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
If I were a human
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo