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Rose was sitting on the couch and her…uh I don't know their relationship, anyways Baby Pink walked in. “RRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!” He screamed at the top of his lungs “I want McDonald's!”. Rose looked at the 13-year-old in annoyance “No Baby Pink, we have food.”. This made Baby Pink pissed at the 21-year-old “NO THE FUCK WE DONT! I JUST CHECKED!”. Rose got up and went to the kitchen, Baby Pink wasn't lying, they had no food.

“Damn, you're right…fine we can go to McDonald's, just don't tell Little Blu, Veggie, Rupp, or Mermori. I'm broke and I don't want to waste money on junk food for them.” She sighed and took her car keys. Rose and Baby Pink walked to her car, Baby Pink sat on the passenger seat while Rose drove.

They were now at McDonald's.

When they walked in, they saw Blue as the cashier. “BLUE?! I didn't know you worked at McDonald's!” Rose said, he was an office man, wtf why was he at McDonald's. “I'm getting paid less, gas and bills are going up so I'm doing part-time.” He explained, depressed as shit.

Rose looked at the menu “I would like…a big Mac, large coke, and fries! What about you, Baby Pink?”. Baby Pink looked up at Rose “Cheeseburger happy meal, extra fries, and a Oreo McFlurry!”. Rose looked down at Baby Pink “No McFlurry, you're grounded, remember? You can have a fountain drink, they have Sprite!”.

This made Baby Pink extremely angry. “I WANT OREO MCFLURRY, I WANT OREO MCFLURRY, I WANT OREO MCFLURRY!” he whined and cried. Rose gave Blue a “dude I'm so sorry” expression and then looked at the line behind him, everyone wondering wtf was up with him.

“Baby Pink, stop that now! You're causing a scene!” Rose scolded “You either get Sprite or you get nothing!”. Baby Pink looked at Rose in anger “Man fuck you, I'm going to blow this place up!”.

Next thing Rose and Blue knew Baby Pink built a bomb and set it off in the bathroom. Everyone survived Blue began talking to Light Orange (who was just driving and saw the explosion) but Rose was livid and she grabbed Baby Pink's arm. “BABY PINK YOU DON'T DO THAT!”. He looked up at Rose “We should go across the street to get marijuana just in case you're gonna beat my ass”.

Rose chucked Baby Pink into the car.

“Stop crying, this is your fault!” Rose yelled as she drove. “I want Sprite…” Baby Pink whimpered. “Well now, you get nothing”

Rose accidentally drove off a cliff and they both died.

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Baby Pink and Rose's funeral

“Here lies the body of someone special…” then out of nowhere everywhere “oh fuck what happend…”. They didn't die. Baby Pink sat up in the coffin, “hello fuckers…EW WHY TF AM I IN A DRESS, ROSE WAKE UP!”. Rose yawned “What? Where the fuc…”

[Two weeks later]

Rose was taking everyone out to a new McDonald's that had just opened after Baby Pink's incident.

Blu was so fucking excited and began to shout “OMG MCDONALD'S YAYAYAYAYAYYAAY” and Memori just watched porn on their phone with earbuds in. Rupp joined Blu's chant, Veggie wanted to die, and Baby Pink was in the passenger seat again.

“What happened to the old McDonald's anyway?” Veggie asked, having no clue about the bomb. Rose shot a glare at Baby Pink. “Baby Pink threw a tantrum over ice cream and bombed the place”.

Little Blu laughed “I guess there's a reason you're called Baby Pink!”. Baby Pink was not having it, “Shut up, you're short as shit!”. The two had the most childish argument in the history of childish arguments.

Rose was annoyed but kept driving and they saw the new McDonald's.

“You two, shut up! We're here!” Rose said as she hopped out of the car. Everyone else followed her. Rose looked at Baby Pink “Okay…I got you a surprise” and she pulled something out from her pocket. It was one of those child leashes that you put on toddlers. “DUDE I'M NOT A BABY!”. “Your name is literally Baby Pink!” Rupp chimed in. That was the second time someone mentioned his name. Rose was going to put the leash on him and Baby Pink was about to run but Little Blu and Veggie held her down. Memori looked up from their phone and watched in confusion.

Rose finally got the leash on him and let out a sigh “Good, now we're ready!” and everyone went inside.

Blue was there again and he and Rose began to talk. Memori, Rupp, Veggie, and Little Blu went to the playplace but Baby Pink couldn't because of the leash.

“...and that's when Red tripped and she spilled Coffee all over Purple's new shoes! HAHAHAHAA”, Baby Pink rolled his eyes. Adults were boring.

Thankfully Rose began to walk to the table but as she sit Baby Pink got hit in the head on the table. “OPPS! Sorry, my bad!” Rose propped Baby Pink up on the chair.

“Man fuck you!” he snipped. Light Orange came out of a bush and he and Rose began talking. OH MY GOD THEY WERE SO FUCKING BORING BABY PINK WANTED TO COMMIT SUICIDE.

Blue came over and brought the food, 4 happy meals and a big Mac. “Rose, where's my food?” Baby Pink asked, Rose turned to him “You don't get any”. Baby Pink was angry and began to cry “I want food too…”, Rose rolled her eyes “Baby Pink, shut the fuck up you ate 12 pizzas before you got here!”. “Nuh-uh!”. After a bit, everyone else came back and began to eat.

Then the building caught on fire and everyone died. The end

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"Holy shit" said Rose
"Holy shit" said Baby Pink
"Holy shit" said Blue from MEWF
"Holy shit" said Grey from greystale
"Holy shit" said the entire MEWF community