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    “Tell me where you are.” It wasn’t a question. He was done with the jokes and innuendos. Between the drinking and her promise to show him what her mouth could do, he was more than ready to oblige her request. He hoped Theo wouldn’t mind. Afterall, it would only be a one-time affair. Scratching an itch. Those were the only kind of interactions he had allowed himself with women since Pansy died. Never looking for something more.
    She started to say something about her location when he heard Theo's voice boom in the background.
    “Oi, Hermione!”
    The fuck did he just say?
    The blood drained from Draco's face -and…ahem... other places- as he stared dumbfounded at the wall in front of him. He heard that wrong. He had to have heard that wrong. There is absolutely no way that he was just talking to HERMIONE FUCKING GRANGER.

    A post-war story about our two favorite idiots and their meddlesome best friends.
    Comments are welcome here! Please let me know what you think!

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