Archive of Our Own ^beta

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New friends ^^!

-3:20pm-

Dreamy!! created “group chat”

Dreamy!! changed the name of the group from “group chat” to “New friends ^^!”

Dreamy!! added 8 people

Dreamy!! : Hello everyone :D

Dreamy!! : Since we finally worked out the truce, I thought I'd make this group so we could all get to know each other better and be friends!

let me die already : kys.

let me die already left the group

Dreamy!! added let me die already

Dreamy!! : Don’t say that!!

Dreamy!! : Also no leaving, i’ll just add you right back ^^

brush kisser : WOAA HII

brush kisser : wait are the bad sanses here

brush kisser : like all of them??

chocolate muncher : yyou have to bbe kidding me

chocolate muncher : fuckk this

chocolate muncher left the group

Dreamy!! added chocolate muncher

Dreamy!! : I said no leaving!! :3

THE GREAT BLUE : NEW GROUPCHAT??

THE GREAT BLUE : oh the bad sanses are here

THE GREAT BLUE : HI ERRORRR!!

chocolate muncher : HI BBLUEE

brush kisser : why are you not like that with me 💔💔

chocolate muncher : i hhope you choke on yoour vials

Dreamy!! : Don’t be rude!

nightmare’s left elbow : SHIT GUYS CHANGE NAMES QUICK

nightmare’s right eyebrow : CRAPP

nightmare’s knees : WHERE'S THE  BUTTON HELPP

let me die already : WHAT THE FUCK.

Dreamy!! : ok what the hell

chocolate muncher : LMMAOOO

nightmare’s left elbow changed their name to Oil leak

nightmare’s right eyebrow changed their name to Powder

nightmare’s knees changed their name to Axe enthusiast 

Powder : no one saw anything, okay?

THE GREAT BLUE : I have many questions 

Powder : shove them up your ass 

Dreamy!! : Yea you know what i'm not even gonna try to correct them anymore

brush kisser : It's probably for the best

DUDEE : oh god

Axe enthusiast : aint no way dream put cross and nightmare in the same group

Dreamy!! : They have issues they should talk about, i see this as a great opportunity 

let me die already : great opportunity my ass.

chocolate muncher : your ass IS a greeat opporttunity indeed

let me die already : SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP.

DUDEE : Why is your team so gay..

let me die already : idk, why is your face so horrendous?

brush kisser : ZAMN

Oil leak : so we just gonna have beef in the group 24/7?

Oil leak : neatt

Oil leak : Might even get myself some bitches in the process~

let me die already : disgusting.

let me die already : square tf up.

Oil leak : WHAT

Oil leak : IT WAS A JOKE ISNyjYwjsu

Powder : rip

Axe enthusiast : Let’s prepare the funeral

chocolate muncher : if there’s choccolate i’ll ggo

brush kisser : learn how to type pookie..

chocolate muncher : don’t call mme that ever aggain

THE GREAT BLUE : He types like that because his fingers glitch!! He’s not misspelling ^^

brush kisser : imagine glitching

chocolate muncher : imaginne drawing

brush kisser : imagine living in a void

chocolate muncher : imagine living I in your friend’’s house

brush kisser : imagine crying so hard it leaves a mark on your bones

chocolate muncher : imagine bbeing an unfinished project yourr creator abandooned 

brush kisser : imagine wearing a scarf

chocolate muncher : you wear a scarrf too dumbass

brush kisser : DAMN IT

DUDEE : Spilling each other’s lore like that is crazy

Dreamy!! : You know what maybe this wasn’t the best idea

THE GREAT BLUE : Oh don’t worry about them, they’ll never change 

THE GREAT BLUE : The others can be friends tho!!

DUDEE : yeaa about that

Powder : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

Axe enthusiast : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

THE GREAT BLUE : yikes

Powder : Killer would say it too if he wasn’t getting his shit rocked

THE GREAT BLUE : double yikes

Dreamy!! : Nightmare punishes you guys physically? :(

let me die already : if you had to hear “skibidi fortnite song cocomelon remix 10 hour version” everyday you would hit them too.

chocolate muncher : Howw do you livve..

let me die already : miserably.

chocolate muncher : visit mme then????

let me die already : They’ll burn down the castle if i’m not there.

chocolate muncher : uuuhhggg

Axe enthusiast : OKAY THE KITCHEN INCIDENT WAS A ONE TIME THING

Axe enthusiast : KILLER PUSHED ME

let me die already : I don’t care.

THE GREAT SANS : Oh you guys burned down your kitchen too?

Powder : Horror did, not us

Axe enthusiast : KILLER PUSHED ME 

THE GREAT SANS : Pff okay! I’m just saying it because we did too one time 

^^’

DUDEE : oh my god I remember that 

brush kisser : wdym?? Didn’t we just re-did it?

Dreamy!! : You and me tried making cookies and burned the kitchen 

Dreamy!! : That’s why we re-did the kitchen Ink

brush kisser : OH DAMN

brush kisser : DO NOT LET US INTO THE KITCHEN THEN 

DUDEE : You never were allowed in the kitchen in the first place

DUDEE : We only let Blue cook for a reason

Oil leak : I'M ALIVE

chocolate muncher : whatt a shaame

Powder : was kinda hoping he would finish you off but oh well

Oil leak : I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO MUAH

Oil leak : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

Powder : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

Axe enthusiast : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

let me die already : good job.

DUDEE : @Dreamy!! uh can we talk rq

Dreamy!! : Of course! :D

Private DMs between Dreamy!! and DUDEE

Dreamy!! : What happened?

DUDEE : Look Dream I know you’re happy and excited because you finally got them to accept the truce, but are you sure this is a good idea?

DUDEE : I don’t really care about them hating my guts, couldn't care less, I’m just worried about you

DUDEE : It’s been centuries since you’ve actually had the chance to talk to your brother, and just jumping straight into it doesn’t seem like a nice plan

Dreamy!! : Ah, I see

Dreamy!! : Truth to be told, I’ve dreamed about this moment for years

Dreamy!! : I understand your concerns but believe me I will take it slow!

Dreamy!! : We both need time to get over years of hatred, and I’m sure having this group chat will at least help him tolerate me

DUDEE : The first thing he said to you was “kys”

Dreamy!! : That’s just the way he is!!

DUDEE : If you say so…

DUDEE : Please just be careful okay? 

Dreamy!! : Of course <3

New friends ^^!

-3:22pm-

Oil leak : Me when I go to the tiktok rizz party (its bout to get freaky)

Powder : Me when i see a level 5 ohio gyatt (i’m unleashing the rizz)

Axe enthusiast : Me when someone dares to look at my skibidi kitten (daddy’s getting angy)

THE GREAT BLUE : What does any of that even mean…

brush kisser : I LIKE THEM

let me die already : I don’t.

Oil leak : Sigmas, I think it's time to get this tiktok rizz party started

Oil leak : HIT IT DUST!!

let me die already : you know what i can get another castle

let me die already : i'm coming over @chocolate muncher

chocolate muncher : YAAAAYY

brush kisser : gay ass

chocolate muncher : juump off a ccliff

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What if instead of being the Bad Sanses it was the Freaky Sanses and…

-1:46pm-

chocolate muncher : dday 2 with no job

chocolate muncher : how tf do yyou guys handle this

chocolate muncher : I actually havve nothing to do

Oil leak : knit??

chocolate muncher : i madee like 3 sweaters in a day

chocolate muncher : pretty sure ii inhaled my own strings

chocolate muncher : i'm going inssane

Powder : you are insane

chocolate muncher : funny ffor you to talk

Axe enthusiast : have you tried leaving the anti-void

chocolate muncher : eew no

chocolate muncher : no way i'm getting out of herre now

let me die already : we ordered pizza

chocolate muncher : changedd my mind

chocolate muncher : i’ll go iin a bit

Oil leak : yo gays question

Oil leak : what do we think about the gc Dream made

Oil leak : like honest review

let me die already : hate it.

Oil leak : ok no you don’t count you hate everything 

Powder : meh

Axe enthusiast : It's nice I guess?

chocolate muncher : oh i was pplanning to delete it

Oil leak : Yikeys

Oil leak : i feel like you guys haven’t thought about this yet 

Oil leak : imagine the pranks

Oil leak : imagine the puns

Oil leak : we could let out our inner skibidies

let me die already : you’re not getting food today. 

Oil leak : WHAT NO 

Oil leak : PLEASE

Oil leak : WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME THE EXACT DAY YOU AGREE TO ORDER PIZZA

Oil leak : PLEAAAASEEEE

chocolate muncher : cann i eat his slices 

Axe enthusiast : share??

chocolate muncher : bet

chocolate muncher : gottta kick someonee out brb

New friends ^^!

DUDEE : Have any of you seen Ink? Been looking for him for like 10 minutes 

DUDEE : He was supposed to come shopping with me today

chocolate muncher : ooh

chocolate muncher : yea aboutt that

chocolate muncher :

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chocolate muncher : comee pick up your roacch

DUDEE : DUDE WHAT THE HELL

chocolate muncher : hhe was bothering me 

Dreamy!! : Aah!! So sorry!! I’ve told him to leave you alone but he just won’t listen :(

chocolate muncher : it’s whattever, used to it anyway

chocolate muncher : do comme pick him up tho i was about to throw him out

Dreamy!! : Yea yea, sorry for the trouble ^^’ 

brush kisser : you never want to hang out with me 💔

chocolate muncher : stop talkingg to me

Oil leak : oh shit that was who you had to throw out??

Oil leak : thought it was fresh 

chocolate muncher : don’tt even mention him

let me die already : why the fuck was ink in the anti-void?

chocolate muncher : idfk!!

chocolate muncher : I thoought i was finally free from sseeing his ugly ass buut oh well

let me die already : you do know ink can’t get in the castle right?

let me die already : you could just come over.

chocolate muncher : HHE CAN’T???

chocolate muncher : GEET ME A ROOM READY RN

let me die already : very well.

brush kisser : WHA

brush kisser : YOU WANT TO AVOID ME THAT BAD??

brush kisser : WHAT DID I EVEN DO

chocolate muncher : chronological orr alphabetical ordeer

brush kisser : b-but kitten I thought we had something special… 😔💔 was my raw alphaness too attractive for you…? 🥺🐺

Dreamy!! : Ink what the hell.

chocolate muncher : KYYS RN 

THE GREAT BLUE : .

chocolate muncher : im sorry

THE GREAT BLUE : ^^

THE GREAT BLUE : Have fun at Nightmare’s!!

chocolate muncher : mmhm

brush kisser : i know what you are

chocolate muncher : im praying on youur downfall every single seecond of my insufferable liffe

DUDEE : Yea you know what

DUDEE : @Dreamy!! wanna come shopping with me?

DUDEE : I have a feeling he doesn’t even remember by now

brush kisser : remember what??

DUDEE : called it

Dreamy!! : Why of course! :D 

Dreamy!! : I’ll be out in a sec <3

Oil leak : ew homosexuals 🗣🚫🚩🚩

Powder : imagine being gay AND homophobic

Axe enthusiast : Embarrassing 🤓👆

Oli leak : like u and horror??

Powder : kys

Axe enthusiast : kys

Oil leak : ilyt 🥺🫶!!

let me die already : kys.

Oil leak : BOSS???

Sigmas 🗿💯 (no betas allowed)

Oil leak : HE'S COMING OVER GANG

Oil leak : I REPEAT

Oil leak : MOTHER IS COMING OVER

Oil leak : TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR THE SIGMAS

Oil leak : TODAY WE EXECUTE THE PLAN

Axe Enthusiast : AA IK I WAS ABOUT TO TEXT HERE TOO

Powder : WE MUST BEHAVE

Powder : WE NEED HIM TO FEEL COMFY AND WANT TO COME BACK AGAIN

Oil leak : YESYES

Oil leak : CAN NOT HANDLE THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER ANYMORE

Powder : NONE OF US CAN

Powder : HORROR PULL OUT THE CHOCOLATE 

Axe enthusiast : ON IT

Axe enthusiast : KILLER GET THE ROOM READY

Oil leak : WILL DO BUT

Oil leak : I HAVE AN IDEA

Powder : TELL

Oil leak : Y’all know how Error and Blue are besties??

Axe enthusiast : I think i know where this is going

Oil leak : YEA 

Oil leak : WE COULD GET ENDLESS ERROR INFO

Powder : OH MY FUCKING

Powder : SHIT YOUR SO AMAZING WHEN YOU ACTUALLY USE UR BRAIN

Oil leak : IK RIGHT

Axe enthusiast : Should we just add him?

Axe enthusiast : Would save us the explaining since he can just scroll up

Powder : Was thinking the same thing 

Powder : I’ll do the honors 

Powder added THE GREAT BLUE

THE GREAT BLUE : Uh hello? What is this

Oil leak : welcome. 🙂

Powder : welcome. 🙂

Axe enthusiast : welcome. 🙂

THE GREAT BLUE : Ok no that’s creepy as hell

Oil leak : Scroll up, new partner. 🙂

THE GREAT BLUE : Ok??

THE GREAT BLUE : OMFG I'M SO IN

Axe enthusiast : FUCK YEAAAA 

Powder : LETS GOOOO

Oil leak : WE’RE SO BACK

THE GREAT BLUE : GRAB THE SOFTEST CUSHIONS YOU CAN FIND ERROR LOVES THAT SHIT

Powder : I’LL GET EM

THE GREAT BLUE : SO NIGHTMARE LIKES ERROR TOO??

Axe enthusiast : OF COURSE HE DOES

Axe enthusiast : ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS 

Powder : WE GOT SICK OF THE PINNING 

Oil leak : THE TRUCE IS A GOOD EXCUSE FOR THEM TO BANG

THE GREAT BLUE : COULDN’T AGREE MORE

THE GREAT BLUE : I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW

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New Friends ^^!

-4:26pm-

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Dreamy!! : Ink??

brush kisser : oh hi dream!!

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Dreamy!! : Ink i dont think he wants to talk with you right now…

Dreamy!! : Maybe consider trying again later?

brush kisser : nah

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Oil leak : THE NOTIFICATIONS PLEASEE

Oil leak : oh wait what the fuck

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

DUDEE : INK TF

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : im summoning him guys

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Powder : Why don’t you just DM him like a normal person…

brush kisser : oh he blocked me lol

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Axe enthusiast : I can definitely see WHY

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Powder : Why does he kinda remind me of killer

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Oil leak : WHAT

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Oil leak : IM NOTHING LIKE HIM WDYM

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Axe enthusiast : You kinda are tho..

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

Oil leak : WHATT?????    

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

chocolate muncher : whhat tthe FUCK do yyou want.

brush kisser : YAYY IT WORKED

brush kisser : do you wanna hang out pookie wookie :3

chocolate muncher : no.

brush kisser : aw but pooks im already here!!

chocolate muncher : wwdym here…

brush kisser : the anti-void!! Duhh

chocolate muncher : IMM NOT EVVEN THERE YOOU DUMBAASS

brush kisser : ooooohh

brush kisser : i’ll wait for you then :3

chocolate muncher : @let me die already i'mm staying anothher day

let me die already : oh?

let me die already : fine by me then.

Powder : :)

Axe enthusiast : :)

Oil leak : :)

THE GREAT BLUE : :)

brush kisser : OH COME ON :((

Star Sanses ⭐️✨

-6:12pm-

THE GREAT BLUE : Tbh i really have to thank Dream!

THE GREAT BLUE : That group chat thingy is pretty fun

THE GREAT BLUE : I didn’t know the bad sanses were so friendly ^^

DUDEE : isn’t everyone friendly to you?

THE GREAT BLUE : uh

THE GREAT BLUE : well

THE GREAT BLUE : okay yeah

THE GREAT BLUE : But still!

THE GREAT BLUE : I like making new friends

Dreamy!! : Ah I’m glad!!

Dreamy!! : Im having fun with them as well!! 

Dreamy!! : I don't quite get their humor though…

Dreamy!! : I would really like to know what a “skibidi” is :(

DUDEE : uh

DUDEE : dw about it.. 

brush kisser : guys i messed up

brush kisser : i messed up BIG TIME

THE GREAT BLUE : oh no

DUDEE : 💀

DUDEE : what did u do this time..

brush kisser : so i was visiting my bestie

Dreamy!! : Ink I’ve told you to leave Error alone!!

brush kisser : but when i arrived he wasn’t there!!

THE GREAT BLUE : hehe :)

brush kisser : which is weird since he hates leaving his weird void thing

brush kisser : so i waited for him to come back 

brush kisser : and messed around while i waited..

THE GREAT BLUE : what did you break.

brush kisser : i ripped the bean bag…

THE GREAT BLUE : YOU WHAT

THE GREAT BLUE : YOU MEAN THE BEAN BAG???

THE GREAT BLUE : ur so done

Dreamy!! : Yea no I can’t save you this time

DUDEE : sounds like a you problem tbh

brush kisser : GUYS PLEASE 

brush kisser : I CANT JUST LEAVE IT 

brush kisser : HES GONNA KNOW IT WAS ME WHEN HE COMES BACKK

DUDEE : blame fresh??

Dreamy!! : Lying is bad!!

Dreamy!! : But it’s probably the only thing that can save you rn..

brush kisser : yea about that..

brush kisser : there might also be a small tiny teenie little

brush kisser : ink stain……..

DUDEE : dude..

THE GREAT BLUE : YOU STAINED IT?????

THE GREAT BLUE : INK DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH HE LOVES THAT THING

THE GREAT BLUE : Yk what.

THE GREAT BLUE : I’ll prepare the tacos for the funeral.

DUDEE : Good call, I’ll get Epic

Dreamy!! : It was nice knowing you Ink!! <3

brush kisser : GUYSSS 

brush kisser : DONT SAY THATT

brush kisser : IMMA FLEED INTO THE OMEGA TIMELINE HE CAN'T FIND ME THERE

Dreamy!! : @THE GREAT BLUE can you try to calm Error down when he comes back?

THE GREAT BLUE : I’ll try 😭

THE GREAT BLUE : You’ll have to pray he’s in a good mood tho

THE GREAT BLUE : I'm no miracle worker 

THE GREAT BLUE : If he’s having one of his grumpy moments ur screwed 

Dreamy!! : I really hope you can learn from this experience and finally leave the guy alone

brush kisser : YEA YEA WHATEVER

brush kisser added Core :D

Core :D : Oh!

Core :D : Hello there! ^^

brush kisser : HI CORE UR SO PRETTY AND WISE CAN I STAY IN THE OMEGA TIMELINE FOR A WHILE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Core :D : Uh yea sure but why the urgency?

DUDEE : Scroll up..

Core :D : oh god

Dreamy!! : yeaaa…

THE GREAT BLUE : I wouldn’t let him in if i were you but ok

Core :D : Pfft it's fine

Core :D : Let’s just hope you actually manage to survive once you get out of the omega timeline 

Core :D : Error can hold some really intense grudges…

brush kisser : I'm opting to NOT think about that!!1!1

Core :D : Sorry for asking, but why are you so eager to contact Error? I know I do “bother” him myself but I’m curious about your reason

brush kisser : he’s 

brush kisser : well

brush kisser : I want to befriend him lets say

Core :D : Ahh I see

Core :D : What a shame, I can’t help you with that :(

brush kisser : just letting me crash it's enough dw!!

Dreamy!! : Any idea when you're coming back?

brush kisser : Gonna wait about two days and pray he doesn’t come looking for his bean bag after leaving Nightmare’s place

THE GREAT BLUE : Amazing how you manage to get yourself into these kinds of situations even after the truce

brusk kisser : ik im so cool

THE GREAT BLUE : That’s not a good thing..

brush kisser : ik im so cool

DUDEE : 💀

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New friends! ^^

-2:46pm-

chocolate muncher : whhere’s ink.

DUDEE : oh uh

THE GREAT BLUE : Ah, there it is

THE GREAT BLUE : Hi error!!

chocolate muncher : yyou knoow what he didd donn’t you.

chocolate muncher : wherre is he.

THE GREAT BLUE : Uhh well

THE GREAT BLUE : I can’t really tell you..

chocolate muncher : BBLUE.

chocolate muncher : HE RRUINED MY FUCCIGKN BBEAND BAG.

chocolate muncher : TTHE BBEAN BAG.

THE GREAT BLUE : I knoww :(

THE GREAT BLUE : But even if i told you you wouldn’t be able to actually reach him

THE GREAT BLUE : Try to calm down first okay?

chocolate muncher : CAALM DOWN??

chocolate muncher : DDO YOUD HAVE AANY IIDDEA HH

chocolate muncher : okay, nightmare here.

chocolate muncher : error’s eyes glitched out, so he cant reply right now

chocolate muncher : he’s currently trashing  my office and tearing my books.

chocolate muncher : so, he asked me to take over.

chocolate muncher : where the fuck is ink.

Oil leak : @Powder @Axe enthusiast GUYS!!!!!!! GUYS LOOKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Powder : KILLER BEHAVE

Ace enthusiast : SHHH NOT NOW

Dreamy!! : He’s in the omega timeline..

THE GREAT BLUE : DREAM!!

Dreamy!! : He was going to find out eventually!

THE GREAT BLUE : STILL 

chocolate muncher : god.

chocolate muncher : okay so he didn’t like hearing that at all.

chocolate muncher : oh well guess i need a new desk now.

chocolate muncher : i’ll try to get him to calm down before he burns down the castle.

chocolate muncher : to save you all from the obscenities and weird beeping he’s spitting out,

chocolate muncher : if any of you happen to see ink, please inform error, he wants to “chat” with him.

chocolate muncher : goodbye.

Axe enthusiast : .

Axe enthusiast : well that sure was interesting!! 

Axe enthusiast : what did Ink do tho??

THE GREAT BLUE : He ripped Error’s bean bag and stained it

Powder : bro..

Powder : THAT’S IT???

Powder : I thought he had broken the truce or smth 😭😭

Axe enthusiast : dust…

THE GREAT BLUE : okay let me put it this way

THE GREAT BLUE : how would you feel if someone ripped your scarf

Powder : i would kill them immediately.

Powder : OOOHHHHH

Powder : ok i get it now mb 💀

Oil leak : i feel like y’all aren’t focusing on the right details here

Oil leak : error and nm

Oil leak : in the office 

Oli leak : ALONE……..

THE GREAT BLUE : KILLER SHUSH!!

Powder : KILLER NOT HERE YOU DUMBASS

Axe enthusiast : SHUT THE FUCK UPP

Axe enthusiast : WHAT IF THEY SCROLL UP AND SEE THAT SHIT

Axe enthusiast : IF WE GET GROUNDED BECAUSE OF YOU AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD

Oil leak : BUT Y’ALL NOTICED RIGHT??

Oil leak : IM NOT INSANE

DUDEE : WAIT WHAT.

DUDEE : ARE Y’ALL SAYING WHAT I THINK UR SAYING????????

Powder : god fucking DAMN IT KILLER

Powder : NOW THE TRAITOR KNOWS

Axe enthusiast : we are SO getting grounded 😭😭

THE GREAT BLUE : oh my goddd

DUDEE : WHAT THE FUCK

DUDEE : IM RIGHT?

DUDEE : HUHHH

DUDEE : I

DUDEE : HOW DO I EVEN BEGIN TO PROCESS THIS

Oil leak : SHHHH SHHH U SAW NOTHING

Oil leak : GOD I FUCKED UP

Dreamy!! : Process what?

DUDEE : NOTHING

Oil leak : NOTHING

Oil leak : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

Powder : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

Axe enthusiast : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

Dreamy!! : okay..?

Oil leak : crisis averted 

Powder : fym averted 

Powder : we have a new problem now jackass

Axe enthusiast : TO THE GROUPCHATT 🗣🗣

Sigmas 🗿💯

Powder : Killer how do you mess up THAT BAD

Axe enthusiast : we are so done

Axe enthusiast : dad’s gonna fucking kill us

Oil leak : I GOT CARRIED AWAY I'M SO SORRYYYY

THE GREAT BLUE : I'm not even in the castle and IM scared

THE GREAT BLUE : But whats done is done i guess

THE GREAT BLUE : There’s only one solution to this

THE GREAT BLUE : GET HIM IN GUYS

Axe enthusiast : SIR YES SIR

Axe enthusiast added DUDEE

Axe enthusiast : welcome.

Powder : welcome.

Oil leak : welcome.

DUDEE : THE FUCK IS THIS

THE GREAT BLUE : welcome.

DUDEE : BLUE?????

DUDEE : WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

THE GREAT BLUE : OKAY OKAY DONT FREAK OUT

Oil leak : WE’LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING 

DUDEE : YOU FUCKING BETTER 

DUDEE : WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ON THE MAIN GC??

Powder : first promise you won’t snitch ANYTHING to dream or ink

DUDEE : OKAY WHATEVER I PROMISE 

DUDEE : JUST TELL ME

DUDEE : I'M SO CONFUSED

Powder : basically 

Powder : Nm and Error are gay as hell

Axe enthusiast : And now that we have the truce thingy, we’re trying to finally get them to smooch

Axe enthusiast : like the good, non invasive employees we are

Oil leak : bang*

Axe enthusiast : KILLER NOT NOW

Oil leak : later then??

DUDEE : .

DUDEE : oh my fucking god

THE GREAT BLUE : Please don't tell Dream or Ink about this!!

DUDEE : I won’t but

DUDEE : damn 

DUDEE : i

DUDEE : thats

DUDEE : why does that kind of make sense actually??

Oil leak : SEE GUYS??

Oil leak : EVERYTHING TURNED OUT OKAY!!

Powder : Still, dont go spilling the tea like that man

Powder : If dad finds out we are SCREWED.

DUDEE : wait so let me get this straight

DUDEE : you guys just gather here to ship them??

Powder : pretty much yea lol

DUDEE : Why is Blue here then? Did he find out like I did?

THE GREAT BLUE : I’m best friends with Error, I’ve known for a while

THE GREAT BLUE : They just kind of threw me in here one day because they needed my help

THE GREAT BLUE : Not complaining tho :)

DUDEE : Okay..

DUDEE : What are you guys going to do if Error or Nightmare scroll up tho?

THE GREAT BLUE : Error doesn’t care enough about the other people in the gc to check 

Powder : And dad doesn’t even use the gc unless we @ him

Axe enthusiast : pretty sure he’s being emo and avoiding Dream but whatever 

DUDEE : Oh 

DUDEE : Okay then

DUDEE : …can i join the plotting?? 

THE GREAT BLUE : WE GOT ANOTHER ONE GUYS!!

Powder : AYO???

Oil leak : WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT THE TRAITOR WOULD WANT TO JOIN US!!

DUDEE : OH SHUSH I DONT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ANYWAYS

DUDEE : Also stop calling me that

Axe enthusiast : We’ll see about that traitor

DUDEE : oh well

Powder : Yea let me just

Powder changed the name of the group from “Sigmas 🗿💯” to “ENB PROJECT”

Powder : There

Powder : Much better 

DUDEE : ENB??

Axe enthusiast : Error & Nightmare Banging

DUDEE : 🧍‍♂️

THE GREAT BLUE : Glad to have you on the team, Cross :)

Oil leak : guys who do u think is top and who do u think is bottom

Powder : KILLER 

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New friends ^^!

-1:56pm-

chocolate muncher : iim calm

chocolate muncher : im sso calm

chocolate muncher : the caalmest 

chocolate muncher : the calmestt calm to eever calm inn thhe histoory of being caalm

let me die already : he’s twitching

chocolate muncher : YOU SSNITCH

let me die already : heh

let me die already : not blaming you though, i would be reacting the same way if it happened to me.

Dreamy!! : Are you at least feeling slightly better?

chocolate muncher : mmaybe

chocolate muncher : wreckinng nightmare’s officee helped 

let me die already : you owe me so many books.

chocolate muncher : i’ll steaal tthem back llater ddon’t worry abbout it

let me die already : and a desk.

chocolate muncher : yyeah yeah whattever u want

DUDEE : damn

DUDEE : y’all were right

DUDEE : how did i not notice before

DUDEE : it feels so obvious now 💀

Powder : told ya

THE GREAT BLUE : it’s amusing for a little while and then you just start getting sick of it

Axe enthusiast : yup

chocolate muncher : whhat

THE GREAT BLUE : nothing ^^

Oil leak : me with my skibidi ohio level 4 gyatt frfr 😍😍‼️

let me die already : square tf up.

chocolate muncher : LMAOOO

chocolate muncher : HE DDROPPED THE PHONNE AND RRAN OFF TO GET HIIM

Oil leak : WHAT

Oil leak :  WAIT NOhsnsys/),&

Dreamy!! : that’s…concerning… :<

Powder : nah

Powder : wanna know what’s more concerning than that

Powder : seeing error eating

Axe enthusiast : oh my god yea

Axe enthusiast : I don’t think i’ll ever recover from that

THE GREAT BLUE : oh yea that…

chocolate muncher : WHAT

chocolate muncher : WDYM “CONCEERNING” 

chocolate muncher : IIT'S NOT CONCERNINNG

DUDEE : huh

DUDEE : ok im lost

Dreamy!! : yea me too

Dreamy!! : what’s concerning about error having a meal??

Axe enthusiast : It’s not the fact that he eats

Axe enthusiast : it’s HOW he eats

Powder : makes me shivers and shit 

chocolate muncher : FYM SHIVER

THE GREAT BLUE : AAA WAIT WAIT WAIT

THE GREAT BLUE : CAN I SHOW THEM PLSS

THE GREAT BLUE : I WANNA DO THE HONORS

chocolate muncher : Surre?? 

THE GREAT BLUE : [error.ew.png]

DUDEE : WHAT THE FUCKK

Dreamy!! : language!!

Dreamy!! : WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

DUDEE : NAH LEMME COUNT

DUDEE : WHY DO YOU HAVE 5 TONGUES

chocolate muncher : bbecause only havingg one is for bitches 

chocolate muncher : duhh

DUDEE : DUDE….

Dreamy!! : DO ALL GLITCHES HAVE THAT??????

Dreamy!! : WHY FIVEEE

chocolate muncher : okk y’all are overreactingg 

let me die already : they’re not, you’re just weird as fuck.

chocolate muncher : YOUU HAVE TENTACLES

let me die already : tendrils.

chocolate muncher : SAMME SHIT

chocolate muncher : TTHEY'RE LIKE THEE SAME THING BBUT ON YOUR BACCK

let me die already : I don’t shove chocolate with the wrapper on into my mouth with them though.

chocolate muncher : I EEAT IT WWITHOUT THE WRAAPPER NOWW

chocolate muncher : AALSO

chocolate muncher : HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT U HAD TO TAKE IT OFF

let me die already : common sense.

let me die already : apparently, you may be lacking it.

chocolate muncher : SHUT UUP

Oil leak : I SSURVIVED Y’ALL

Powder : womp wooooompp

Axe enthusiast : scroll up bro

Axe enthusiast : we got some enb action 

Oil leak : OHH????

Oil leak : why is it always when in recovering from the beating 💔💔

DUDEE : wdym enb action?? 

DUDEE : they were arguing 

DUDEE : and insulting each other 

DUDEE : isn’t that like the opposite of “action”

Oil leak : oh sweet child

Oil leak : you still have so much to learn 🥺🥺🥺

Oil leak : worry not, you small minded peasent, i’ll teach you the majestic ropes of what it means to witness true enb action 🙏😔🕊️

DUDEE : I’m starting to understand why Nightmare beats you up so much ngl

Oil leak : WHAT

Oil leak : CMONNN

Oil leak : I'M SO COOL AND LOVEABLE GUYS WDYM 😁😁

Powder : ur like the opposite of that

Axe enthusiast : lame and annoying 🤓👆

Powder : yes exactly 

Oil leak : WHY R U SO MEAN 

Powder : why r u so ugly

Oil leak : MAN FUCK THIS IM OUT

Oil leak left the group

Dreamy!! added Oil leak

Dreamy!! : no leaving :)

Oil leak : IM BEING BULLIED 

Oil leak : ARENT U LIKE AGAINST BULLYING 

Powder : skill issue fr

Axe enthusiast : suck it up lmaoo

Axe enthusiast : WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SOUND

let me die already : i tried to talk error into solving his shit with ink.

let me die already : i succeeded, but now it seems i might need a new window.

let me die already : oh well.

chocolate muncher : THE WWINDOW DEESERVED IIT

DUDEE : “what anger issues??”

Powder : “the calmest calm to ever calm in the history of being calm” ladies and gentlemen 

Oil leak : ladies??

Powder : yea u bro

Oil leak : LEAVE ME ALONEEEE

Axe enthusiast : revenge

Private DMs between chocolate muncher and brush kisser

Contact has been unblocked 

chocolate muncher : Innk.

chocolate muncher : I knoow you’re rreading tthis

chocolate muncher : llook

chocolate muncher : iim not goinng to liie to you

chocolate muncher : im ppretty fuucking pissedd

chocolate muncher : bbut reallyy?

chocolate muncher : thhe omega timmeline?

chocolate muncher : tthat was suuch a baby move

chocolate muncher : gget yyour ass out of there 

chocolate muncher : i

chocolate muncher : i wwant to talk

brush kisser : YOU WANT TO TALK??

brush kisser : WITH MEEEEE??

chocolate muncher : I FFUCKING KNEW YOOU WERE READIING THEM

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Star Sanses ⭐️✨

brush kisser : IM OMW BACK!!!

Dreamy!! : Aah! Why do you decide to come back right when im out gathering suplies with Cross!!

Dreamy!! : Hru <33

brush kisser : Good, Core was really nice as always

brush kisser : also error beat my ass

brush kisser : BUT I BROUGHT Y’ALL COOKIES!!!

Dreamy!! : WHAT

THE GREAT BLUE : called it

THE GREAT BLUE : pay up!! @DUDEE

DUDEE : HOW DO YOU ALWAYS WIN

THE GREAT BLUE : I’m lucky like that ;)

Dreamy!! : STOP BETTING

Dreamy!! : Blue, patch him up when he gets there!!

THE GREAT BLUE : will do ^^

Dreamy!! : How did it happen?

Dreamy!! : Are you feeling okay?

Dreamy!! : Should we just go there and get you?

Dreamy!! : This is exactly why I don’t like you bothering Error :((

brush kisser : ITS WHATEVSS

brush kisser : I HAVENT TOLD Y’ALL THE BEST PART YETT

DUDEE : the best part of you ass beating??

brush kisser : yea!!

brush kisser : AFTER he repeatedly slammed me against a tree trunk with his funky silly strings

brush kisser : WE TALKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brush kisser : why aren’t any of you celebrating 

brush kisser : where my “yay!!”s at

brush kisser : WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO QUIETTT

THE GREAT BLUE : …that’s it??

brush kisser : WDYM THATS IT??

brush kisser : THATS HUGEE

THE GREAT BLUE : Ink no offence but i we all talk to him basically every day

THE GREAT BLUE : I thought you guys had made up or smth

brush kisser : oh

brush kisser : damn

brush kisser : WHO CARESSS I TALKED TO HIM IN A SILLY VERY FRIEND LIKE MANNER!!!!

brush kisser : I'M SO GOOD AT MAKING FRIENDS!!!

DUDEE : yea.. definitely..

brush kisser : STOP BEING NEGATIVE!!

brush kisser : DREAM’S GONNA GET SICK 💔💔💔💔

Dreamy!! : That’s not how it works Ink..

What if instead of being the Bad Sanses it was the Freaky Sanses and…

chocolate muncher : ii did it

chocolate muncher : yoou can aall stop bothering me aboutt talking wwith ink now

Oil leak : OH MY GOD YESSS

Powder : LETS GOOOOOO

Axe enthusiast : WOOOOOOO

chocolate muncher : fyi i ddid because of thhe voices, nott you guys

Powder : comically loud lie detector buzzing noise

chocolate muncher : they wouldn’t shut up aabout me and hhim having a “redemmtionn arc” 

Oil leak : naahh you did it for us 

Oil leak : cuz u luv us 🫶🫶🫶

chocolate muncher : kys 🫶🫶🫶

let me die already : did you punch him for me?

chocolate muncher : yyea of course 

let me die already : good.

Axe enthusiast : :)

Powder : :)

Oil leak : guys stop putting smiley faces!! nightmare’s gonna throw up 💔💔😔😢

let me die already : that’s not how it works jackass.

Oil leak : is jackass a compliment guys

Oil leak : (say yes)

Powder : no

Axe enthusiast : no

chocolate muncher : nno

Oil leak : LOVE U GUYS TOO ❤️❤️❤️

let me die already : im going to throw up.

Oil leak : U SAID IT DIDNT WORK THAT WAY????

let me die already : apparently your existence alone is enough to make me want to throw up.

Powder : me when we bully killer

Powder : 🥰🥰🥰

Oil leak : OK YK WHAT

Oil leak : SCREW Y’ALL

Oil leak : IM GOING TO BLAST SKIBIDI FORTINE COCOMELON REMIX TEN HOUR VERSION AND NONE OF YOU CANT STOP ME

chocolate muncher : @let me die already unndernovela????

let me die already : anything that will get me far away from that shit. im omw.

Powder : NOO TAKE ME WITH YOU

Axe enthusiast : OH GOD NOT AGAIN

New friends ^^! 

brush kisser : IM BACKKKKK

brush kisser : HI HELLOO

brush kisser : DID U GUYS MISS MEEE

DUDEE : not really

DUDEE : the house has been pretty peaceful these past few days 

brush kisser : MEAN

brush kisser : BUT I MUST INFORM YOU ALL

brush kisser : THAT ME AN ERROR TALKED!!!!!!!!

Oil leak : YEAA ERROR TOLD US!!

Axe enthusiast : killer PLEASE turn it off

Axe enthusiast : i can feel my fucking eye twitching

Powder : weak ass

Axe enthusiast : YOU HAD A MELTDOWN ABOUT IT TWO SECONDS AGO

Powder : SHHHHHH

Oil leak : imma up the volume 

Oil leak : ANYWAYS

Oil leak : DO U GUYS HAVE A SILLY LIL SIBLING DYNAMIC??

chocolate muncher : NNO

chocolate muncher : I HAAVE ENOUGH SIIBBLINGS ALREADY 

DUDEE : what.

DUDEE : THERE’S MORE OF YOU???

Dreamy!! : Geno and Fresh are Error’s siblings ^^

DUDEE : huh

DUDEE : HUHHHH

DUDEE : ok no how tf

brush kisser : All 3 of them were made by the same creator!!! 

chocolate muncher : iff only shhe had sttopped at twoo 

Oil leak : DAMN

Oil leak : is fresh really that bad??

chocolate muncher : yyes.

chocolate muncher : Genno is okay I guuess, but i hhate his stupid boyfriendd

DUDEE : Oh Geno is dating someone?

THE GREAT BLUE : Yea!! Him and Reaper have been dating for a while :D

DUDEE : REAPER????

DUDEE : REAPER AS IN DEATH ITSELF????

DUDEE : THAT REAPER????

Powder : ah, to be young and find out literal death is dating someone

Powder : such memories 

Oil leak : I keep forgetting Cross is a newbie lol

Axe enthusiast : KILLER PLEASSEE TURN IT OFFF

Axe enthusiast : I'M GOING INSANE 

Axe enthusiast : @let me die already PLEASEEE COME PICK ME UP 

chocolate muncher : nnah he’s nott gonna replly to yyou rn

chocolate muncher : he’s ttoo invested in undernovela

Oil leak : IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD??

chocolate muncher : OFF COURRSE IT IIS

chocolate muncher : i thhink he likes the ffact that iits in spanish

DUDEE : wait huh

DUDEE : nm speaks spanish too??

THE GREAT BLUE : OMG GUYS WE HAVEN'T GIVEN HIM THE NATIONALITY TALK

DUDEE : the what now

THE GREAT BLUE : OKOK

THE GREAT BLUE : ERROR AND INK GO

brush kisser : YAYY

brush kisser : Okay! So obviously you already know that all of us are pretty creations

chocolate muncher : uugly ass abomminations*

brush kisser : SHUSH

brush kisser : And of course, all creations have creators!!

brush kisser : Well our creators are all different and come from different parts and cultures of the silly creator world!

chocolate muncher : uuhg you’ree taking too llong

chocolate muncher : wwe can speak the samme language our creators cann.

brush kisser : party pooper

chocolate muncher : dumbass

DUDEE : OH

THE GREAT BLUE : GUYS

THE GREAT BLUE : DO THE LANGUAGE THINGY

Powder : “do the language thingy” bro u mean speaking 😭😭???

THE GREAT BLUE : YEA YEA THAT

chocolate muncher : im better tthan y’all

chocolate muncher : i sspeak three 

brush kisser : binary code and beeping is not a language!!!!!

chocolate muncher : YYES IT IS BBECAUSE I SSAID SO

chocolate muncher : FFUCK YOU INK

chocolate muncher : 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001001 01001110 01001011

chocolate muncher : JODETE INK

DUDEE : DID HE JUST SAY THAT IN ALL THREE LANGUAGES

Dreamy!! : si :3

DUDEE: !!

DUDEE : Porque nunca me dijiste que hablabas español???

Dreamy!! : Es que mi español es un poco diferente al tuyo ^^’

DUDEE : Diferente como?

Dreamy!! : Tu eres un “Hola mor” yo soy un “Que hubo tío”

DUDEE : NAHHHHHH

brush kisser : why so many spanish speakers 💔💔 

brush kisser : where my oui ouis at 💔💔

chocolate muncher : ñ

brush kisser : ç

Oil leak : where my الاخوة العرب at 💔💔

Powder : 네 멍청한 엉덩이에.

Oil leak : i dont speak k-drama bestie

Axe enthusiast : PLEASEE THE MUSIC

Oil leak : say the thing and i’ll stop it

Axe enthusiast : LIVE LAUGH LOVE AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥‼️‼️

let me die already : ya cállense.

let me die already : malditos gillipollas.

Oil leak : guys look he said that spanish nickname he has for me!!

chocolate muncher : LMAOOOO

Dreamy!! : uh…

DUDEE : DONT TELL HIM

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Ehem, sorry for bothering y’all with this silly update i kinda want you guys opinion for a lil smth ^^

Im having a bit of a problem with how i want this story to unfold rn. As you know, this fic has ships, and those ships aren’t fully developed yet (except for cream because they’re already an stablished couple on this even though I haven’t focused to much on them yet lol). But as you ALSO know, in this fic we’ll see the SILLY gods have a SILLY redemption arc and become SILLY friends!! (Meaning error n ink are gonna be besties and nm n dream are gonna fix their shit ass family problems!!!).

The problem is

I DONT KNOW WHICH THING I SHOULD FOCUS ON FIRSTTTT

And while I am already developing a ship AND a redemption arc AT THE SAME TIME (errormare and the error n ink redemption), i just feel like its too complicated to keep up with both things happening at the same time, making the quality of both of these things worse :(

So what was my genius plan to fix this issue that has been bothering me for a few days now??

Ask you guys lmao

So pookies!! What would you like to see first? Ships or Besties?

PS: that no matter what you choose, you will get to see the later option! Just a bit further down the line <3

PS ps: If you think I’m delusional and things are fine just the way they are, you can just tell me that as well, just wanted to hear y’all out :3

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HI HELLO!!

It’s me again :D

I’ve seen y’alls comments on my lil thingy from yesterday and your requests are my command!

Bros before hoes guys!!!1!1!1!!!

ALSOOOO

BIG THANKS TO EVERYONES WHO LEFT A COMMENT!! Your opinions are very important to me and i’m so glad you shared them, it may not seem like it, but u guys really helped a ton <33

New chapter coming soon :3

btw

ngl i feel evil as hell. I’ve been giggling to myself for like 5 minutes straight because now i know whats gonna happen and u guys don’t

Maybe i’m just insane!! Who knows!! :)

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New friends ^^

-11:48 am-

Oil leak : NONO OKAY I HAVE A BETTER ONE

Powder : ok you know what

Powder : if the joke isn’t funny i’m telling boss what you did.

Oil leak : DEAL

Oil leak : UR GONNA LIKE IT I SWEAR

Oil leak : WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ALLIGATOR WITH A VEST

Powder : what

Oil leak : AN INVESTIGATOR

Axe enthusiast : :///

THE GREAT BLUE : …

DUDEE : 💀

Powder : @let me die already Killer dropped one of your wine bottles.

Powder : That’s why you couldn’t find it this morning.

THE GREAT BLUE : wait what

let me die already : .

Oil leak : SHITSHITSHIT

Oil leak : I HEAR STEPSSJhzbJan/)29”.?-‘

Axe enthusiast : imagine fumbling a pun

Axe enthusiast : couldn’t be me

Dreamy!! : Oh you guys are making puns :D??

brush kisser : PUNS??

chocolate muncher : NNO.

Dreamy!! : I got a good one!

Dreamy!! : Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Dreamy!! : Because he wasn’t peeling well

brush kisser : nono ur doing them wrong

brush kisser : here let me do an example

brush kisser : What do you call a dog magician? 

brush kisser : A Labracadabrador

chocolate muncher : bbrb ii have to KILL MYSSELF rq

brush kisser : URS ARE WORSE

chocolate muncher : MINE ARE AWESOME U JUST DONT GET THEM

brush kisser : I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO GET A CODING DEGREE JUST TO GET A JOKE ERROR

chocolate muncher : YOOU DON'T NEED A DEGREE

chocolate muncher : YOU’RE JUUST AAN IDIOTT

chocolate muncher : SHHUT

DUDEE : guys stop fighting 

DUDEE : cmon we all know nightmare’s puns are the worse ones

let me die already : of course your small and insignificant pea brain wouldn’t get them.

Dreamy!! : YOU DO PUNS???

Powder : weeeeell

Oil leak : Ttthey’re nnot ehat u thijnk

Axe enthusiast : nah did he break your fingers or something 

Oil leak : conntusijon 💖

Dreamy!! : I want to hear one!! :D

let me die already : no.

chocolate muncher : wwait no acctually do

chocolate muncher : i waanna see hiis reacttion

let me die already : fine.

let me die already : how many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Dreamy!! : how many :D?

let me die already : idk, depends on how hard you throw them.

Dreamy!! : .

Dreamy!! : what… 

let me die already : where did the police officer go after the bombing?

let me die already : everywhere.

Dreamy!! : those aren’t even funny…

let me die already : you don’t have a good sense of humor then.

brush kisser : at least those make sense

brush kisser : UNLIKE ERROR’S 

chocolate muncher : I'M TELLING YYOU UUR JUST STUPPID

chocolate muncher : YK WHAT 

chocolate muncher : I’ll ddo a SIMPLE onne.

chocolate muncher : why did the titanic sink

chocolate muncher : because .titanic {float:none;}

brush kisser : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

chocolate muncher : UHG

THE GREAT BLUE : Are all just gonna ignore the fact nightmare was gonna drink wine in the morning

let me die already : mind ur business.

Powder : that’s pretty normal with him tbh

Powder : WANNA KNOW WHAT'S NOT NORMAL THO??

Powder : I’ve walked in on him eating COFFEE BEANS.

Powder : LIKE STRAIGHT OUT THE BAG

Powder : AS IF THEY WERE CHIPS

Oil leak : OMFG YEAH

Axe enthusiast : I’VE SEEN IT TOO AA

chocolate muncher : iss that wwhat they are???

DUDEE : WHAT 

DUDEE : HUHHHHHH

let me die already : they taste disgusting.

Oil leak : THEN WHY DO YOU EAT THEM 😭😭😭

let me die already : caffeine.

Axe enthusiast : MAKE COFFEE THEN??????

let me die already : lazy.

DUDEE : BRO……

let me die already : kys. 

brush kisser : guys are pencils edible

THE GREAT BLUE : No??

DUDEE : uh no?

brush kisser : okay then we might have a little problem 

Dreamy!! : what did you do..

brush kisser : so you see the way i sometimes hold a pencil in my mouth

brush kisser : yeaa so i basically swallowed a pencil

chocolate muncher : JSHAJAHAJDAJF

brush kisser : DONT LAUGJ

Dreamy!! : YOU WHAT

Oil leak : LMAAOOOOOOOOOO

DUDEE : INK HOW TF

THE GREAT BLUE : DO U NEED US TO TAKE YOU TO SCI

brush kisser : maybe yea

brush kisser : anyways

THE GREAT BLUE : WDYM ANYWAYS

THE GREAT BLUE : WE GOTTA NOW

brush kisser : IT'S PROBABLY FINE

Oil leak : “probably”

Powder : ur literally act the same exact way

Oil leak : NO I DONT

Axe enthusiast : u said nightmare gave you a concussion a few minutes ago and then just kept texting like nothing happened 

Oil leak : IM FINEEEEE

Powder : Maybe that’s why ur so annoying 

Powder : All the brain damage yk?

Axe enthusiast : lmao yea

Axe enthusiast : food is done btw come down u phone addicts 

let me die already : why is another one of my wine bottles missing.

Oil leak : BYE GUYS I GOTTA DO A SUPPLY RUN HAHA

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Star Sanses ⭐️✨

-5:06 pm-

Dreamy!! : AAA GOSH IM SO HAPPY

Dreamy!! : EVERYONE IS GETTING ALONG SO WELL!!!!!!

brush kisser : bro be careful i throw up when i get like that!!

DUDEE : pretty sure that’s just a you thing

THE GREAT BLUE : Yeaaa..

THE GREAT BLUE : But hey that's  great dream!

THE GREAT BLUE : I am having tons of fun myself ^^

Dreamy!! : blue my brother talked to me

Dreamy!! : HE TOLD ME A PUN

Dreamy!! : NO ACTUALLY

Dreamy!! : HE TOLD ME TWO PUNS

Dreamy!! : AAAAAAAAAA

DUDEE : didn’t you say u hated them

brush kisser : I didn’t get them 🔥🔥🔥

Dreamy!! : okay so they weren’t GOOD puns

Dreamy!! : BUT STILL!!!

Dreamy!! : PROGRESS!!!!!

THE GREAT BLUE : Sure is :D

Dreamy!! : i think it’s time for stage two of my very smart very cool plan

DUDEE : there's stage two??

Dreamy!! : Of course silly!!

Dreamy!! : Texting and talking irl are quite different after all :)

THE GREAT BLUE : WAAAAITT

THE GREAT BLUE : YOU MEAN???

brush kisser : OOOHH YAYY

DUDEE : UHMMM

DUDEE : RESPECTFULLY

DUDEE : THEY’RE GONNA FUCKING KILL ME

Dreamy!! : Its fineeeee!!

Dreamy!! : They can’t harm you because of the truce ^^

Dreamy!! : I want to throw a slumber party at home :D

THE GREAT BLUE : OOOHHHH

THE GREAT BLUE : can we have eggnog.

THE GREAT BLUE : this is a very serious question.

Dreamy!! : I don’t see why not!

Dreamy!! : why is the question so serious tho?

THE GREAT BLUE : no reason :)

DUDEE : ah, that’s not ominous at all!

brush kisser : LET'S TELL THE OTHERS!!!!

New friends ^^!

-5:07 pm-

brush kisser : GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

Oil leak : WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

Dreamy!! : I have an announcement to make ^^

Dreamy!! : As you all know, i made this group chat so that we could all get along

Dreamy!! : And i feel like we’ve been doing pretty good :D

Dreamy!! : So, i would like to invite you all to a small slumber party!! We will be throwing it two days from now over at our place :>

Powder : oh no

Axe enthusiast : that’s not gonna end well i'm calling it now

Oil leak : OH

Oil leak : MY

Oil leak : GOD

Oil leak : @let me die already CAN WE GO PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS

let me die already : .

let me die already : i was going to say no but fine, whatever.

Powder : Wait, why did you change your mind??

let me die already : i want to see killer get pranked, obviously.

Axe enthusiast : ah of course 

Oil leak : WHAT 

Oil leak : NOOOOOO

chocolate muncher : a pparty

chocolate muncher : witth peoplle

chocolate muncher : a llot of themm

chocolate muncher : toggether 

chocolate muncher : heell no i'mm not goinng tto haphhephobia hhell

THE GREAT BLUE : error you don’t understand.

THE GREAT BLUE  : dream is going to let me bring EGGNOG.

chocolate muncher : WAAIT

chocolate muncher : REEALLY??????

chocolate muncher : FUCK IIT

chocolate muncher : I MIGHHT STAY OON THEE CEILING ALL NIGGHT BUUT I HAVE TTO SEE THAAT

DUDEE : Okay im really concerned about that eggnog now.

THE GREAT BLUE : dw about it :)

brush kisser : OMGG ERROR UR GOING??

brush kisser : YAYYYYY

brush kisser : I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY NO!!!

chocolate muncher : iff yoou keep talkiing to mme i mightt

brush kisser : oh you!!

brush kisser : think about all the bonding tho!!

brush kisser : we could talk all night!

brush kisser : AAAA

brush kisser : I'M SO EXCITED!!!

chocolate muncher : whhy the fuck woould you wannt to talk to mme

brush kisser : because we’re friends silly!!!!!!

chocolate muncher : we’re not friends.

brush kisser : oop mb

brush kisser : because i want to be your friend silly!!!!!!!

chocolate muncher : UUHG

chocolate muncher : I CAANT KEEPP DOIING THIS

chocolate muncher : DMS.

chocolate muncher : NNOW.

Powder : oh uh

Axe enthusiast : oh no ink reached the stage

let me die already : it was about time.

Oil leak : AAA YES FINALLY

Oil leak : let’s hope he doesn’t fuck up now lmao

DUDEE : stage?

THE GREAT BLUE : the “I don’t get why ur trying to be nice to me so im gonna get angry and panic at you about it” stage

Dreamy!! : the WHAT stage??

THE GREAT BLUE : He does this to everyone don’t worry

THE GREAT BLUE : Error’s paranoid head being silly hehe

Private DMs between chocolate muncher and brush kisser 

brush kisser : IM SORRY DID I SAY SOMETHING BAD IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

chocolate muncher : sshut up.

chocolate muncher : yoou and mme needd to tallk

chocolate muncher : i ssee you typinng, shuut the ffuck up annd lett me finish

chocolate muncher : II can’t keep thhis stupidd confussing shiit up annymore

chocolate muncher : i pphysically CANNOT keepp iit up

chocolate muncher : itt makes me allmost ccrash whennever i think abbout this

chocolate muncher : soo i’ll jusst get it ovver with befoore i fuckinng tear my eyess out.

chocolate muncher : whhat do youu want frrom me 

chocolate muncher : what aare you ttrying to do wiith me

chocolate muncher : i knnow you waant something 

chocolate muncher : you mmust want someething 

chocolate muncher : so pleaase jjust stop the frriend bullshit and teell me what it is

chocolate muncher : yyou’ve been likke this sincce the truuce and it's driviing me insane ink

chocolate muncher : tell mme what it iis you wannt and i'll do it 

chocolate muncher : just stoop the crap alreadyy 

chocolate muncher : pleaase

brush kisser : …what?

brush kisser : im sorry, what do you mean?

chocolate muncher : the ffriend thing

chocolate muncher : i kknow you arre tryingg to uuse me

chocolate muncher : youu have be tryying to usse me

chocolate muncher : tthat’s the oonly reason yoou woulld want tto be my friend

chocolate muncher : please jjust tell mme

chocolate muncher : pleease 

brush kisser : Error im sorry but i don't want anything from you??

brush kisser : I genuinely want to be your friend now that all the fighting’s over :(

brush kisser : we have a connection and you know it

brush kisser : creation and destruction 

brush kisser : the voices and the creators

brush kisser : the white voids

brush kisser : the stupidly hard job that definitely shouldn’t be done by only one person

brush kisser : we’ve known each other for so long i

brush kisser : its just

brush kisser : you’re the only one that understands :(

chocolate muncher : ccan’t you talk tto dream?

chocolate muncher : whhy me

chocolate muncher : jusst

chocolate muncher : out of all the people in the multiverse

chocolate muncher : why mme

chocolate muncher : iim likke

chocolate muncher : thee worsst option

chocolate muncher : itt doesn’t maake sensse

chocolate muncher : yyou musst to want sommething 

brush kisser : i want to be your friend!

brush kisser : that's what i want from you

brush kisser : friendship 

brush kisser : here uh

brush kisser : i now you don’t really trust me

brush kisser : but how about we hang out and talk?

brush kisser : just like that other time outside of the omega timeline!

brush kisser : we could go to outertale, i know you like that place ^^

brush kisser : and i could even let you hold broomie if that makes you feel safer!!

chocolate muncher : sttop treating mee like a babby you asshole

chocolate muncher : buut

chocolate muncher : i woould

chocolate muncher : i would likke that, ii guess

brush kisser : aa great!!

brush kisser : i’ll be there waiting for you :D

chocolate muncher : whattever dumbbass

chocolate muncher : …iim omw.

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New friends ^^!

-9:44 pm-

chocolate muncher : pproblem.

chocolate muncher : guys hoow do you gget rid of 57 ssweaters.

Powder : HOW MANY???

Oil leak : WHAT

Oil leak : BRO ARE UR WRISTS OKAY???

chocolate muncher : arthritis ccouldn’t get mee even if it trieed.

Axe enthusiast : HOW DID YOU EVEN MAKE THAT MANY

chocolate muncher : II DON’T KNNOW

chocolate muncher : I LLOOKED AWAY ANND SUDDENLY I HAAD 57 SWEATERS

let me die already : how in the world.

let me die already : whatever i know what to do with them.

let me die already : @Powder @Axe enthusiast @Oil leak get the sweaters on your next supply run and give them to the monsters at Horror’s au, they’ll find them useful.

chocolate muncher : FUCK YEAA

chocolate muncher : crapp.

chocolate muncher : erm

chocolate muncher : i bliinked aand noow it’s 58 sweaters 

let me die already : im snapping those fucking needles.

brush kisser : YOOOO TWINSIES

brush kisser : my room is filled of drawings and I can’t see the walls anymore

brush kisser : ITS ALL PAPER

Dreamy!! : I’ve told you to throw out the older ones to have more space!

brush kisser : but how am i going to see my PROGRESS then!!!

Dreamy!! : snap a picture of them?

brush kisser : comically loud buzzing noise

brush kisser : BOOOORINGGG

DUDEE : i swear imma burn them one of these days

brush kisser : NOOOOO

THE GREAT BLUE : @chocolate muncher CAN I GET A SWEATER?

chocolate muncher : ooh yea surre 

chocolate muncher : wwhat coloor

chocolate muncher : I lliterally havve everry singlle shhade

THE GREAT BLUE : oop

THE GREAT BLUE : pfft okay!

THE GREAT BLUE : can i get one of your blue ones then 

chocolate muncher : yeea ofc

chocolate muncher : i got thhe thinng you waanted by the wway.

THE GREAT BLUE : great. :)

DUDEE : dude if that has something to do with the eggnog thing istg

chocolate muncher : dw aboout it

brush kisser : CAN I GET A SWEATER TOO

chocolate muncher : finne whateveer 

brush kisser : OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YAYYYYYYY

chocolate muncher : shhush idiot

Oil leak : AAA IM SO EXCITED

Oil leak : CANT WAIT TO LEAVE THIS BORING ASS CASTLE

let me die already : you are sleeping  outside today.

Oil leak : 😕

Powder : woomp wooooomp

Axe enthusiast : I’m more scared than excited

Axe enthusiast : Killer gets weird at parties 

Oil leak : WHAT HAPPENED AT COLOR’S BIRTHDAY PARTY STAYS AT COLOR’S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Oil leak : RIGHT HORROR.

Axe enthusiast : you weird asf man

Oil leak : RIGHT HORROR.

Axe enthusiast : right.

chocolate muncher : um

chocolate muncher : 61

DUDEE : HOW THO

DUDEE : ITS BEEN FIVE MINUTES 

DUDEE : THATS NOT NORMAL

Powder : nothing about error is normal lol

chocolate muncher : sayys YOU

Oil leak : stop fighting and think about the slumber party!!!

Oil leak : think about all the pranks!!

Axe enthusiast : the pranks we’re going to pull on you??

Oil leak : NO

Oil leak : GUYS THE TRAITOR IS GONNA BE RIGHT THERE

Oil leak : WE HAVE TO PRANK HIM!!

DUDEE : I don’t like where this is going.

Oil leak : CMON GUYS

Oil leak : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

Powder : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

Axe enthusiast : DEATH TO THE TRAITOR 🔥🔥🔥

DUDEE : when is that joke dying

Powder : never lmao

chocolate muncher : yea uh

chocolate muncher : …65

brush kisser : twins frfr

THE GREAT BLUE : yea no that’s not healthy 

THE GREAT BLUE : @chocolate muncher get ready for a surprise visit

chocolate mucher : takke the needles AWAY froom MEEE

ENB PROJECT

-10:21 pm-

Oil leak : RISE UP ENB NATION

Oil leak : So i was thinking with my very big and huge brain

Oil leak : Yk what people tend to do at parties????

Oil leak : THATS RIGHT

Oil leak : MAKE OUT

DUDEE : dude..

DUDEE : What kind of parties are you getting invited to…

Oil leak : The boring ones

Oil leak : wish people could just do the fucking karaoke instead of going at it 💔

DUDEE : ???

Powder : Bro get to the point

Oil leak : Well we need a plan!!

Oil leak : This party could give us some great advantage!!

Axe enthusiast : true actually 

THE GREAT BLUE : Im three steps ahead of you peasants 

THE GREAT BLUE : I already HAVE a plan

Powder : Live laugh love Swap

Axe enthusiast : in swap we trust 🫶

DUDEE : …is it related to the eggnog.

THE GREAT BLUE : maybe, maybe not 

THE GREAT BLUE : Just make sure to drink lots of it and leave them alone

THE GREAT BLUE : TRUST ME i know what i’m doing 

THE GREAT BLUE : Get some rest, you’ll need it for tomorrow :)

Oil leak : i fucking love this creepy ass guy!!

THE GREAT BLUE : The creepy ass guy loves u too <3

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God this was such a good idea!!

Dream thought as he anxiously moved around the cushions on the couch for the nth time. Everything was going according to plan, Cross had helped him a ton with cleaning the house and making it look pretty, Blue had shown up with the eggnog a few hours earlier to “prepare” (he wasn’t sure why he needed to prepare but to each their own!) and Ink was stil locked in his room drawing god knows what.

He had even convinced all of them to wear their pj’s! Cross was wearing his (very cute in Dream’s humble opinion) zebra shirt and some shorts, Blue instantly put on his blue onsie without even needing Dream to tell him and Ink—

Well.. 

Ink was being Ink. (Aka: wearing a rainbow shirt that said “Be who you are For your pride”)

As he said, everything was going according to plan!

“Hun, let those poor cushions alone,  you’re going to get them all wrinkled” Cross piped in as he walked in from a portal, holding the two bottles of wine Dream had sent him to get earlier today. Dream knew his brother, he knew he could chug those in a heartbeat, so he had to be prepared! Like a good host would be!

“Oh fine” The guardian mumbled with a funky roll of his eyelights, dropping the cushing. “Wearing your lucky shirt?” The black and white skeleton commented as he walked into the kitchen to set the bottles down with the rest, trying to not think about the fact that Nightmare and Dream might just be raging alcoholics. “Hehe, of course! I need a lot of luck today anyway” He giggled out, straightening his weird hot pink nyan cat shirt. He didn’t really get why Ink laughed so much whenever he wore it, but it was a very kind gift of his.

“Just relax, you’ll do good” 

“Yea i will!” 

One of the doors creaked open.

“Guys i threw u— YO IS THAT THE NYAN CAT SHIRT”

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Nightmare was about to kill himself.

Well, he always was, but he felt a bit closer to it this time.

It was almost 8 pm when they set out, after almost murdering Killer for his obscene choice of clothing. A tad later than what he would’ve wanted but god forbid he arrives on time to any event related to Dream. 

Oh yea, just getting there was a problem too.

He couldn’t fucking teleport to the damn place because of all the positivity in Dream’s idiotic realm, so they had to rely on Error to actually get there, and Error’s teleport consisted in hoping around the nearest AU’s to his destination until he reached the one he wanted.

Why had he agreed to this again?

His tendrils swayed in annoyance as he opted to just stare at Error snap at Killer’s dumb questions and wrap some string around his mouth to keep him quiet for the rest of the stupidly long walk there, Dust and Horror snickering to each other as they watched.

They were all incredibly dressed down.

Dust had (very angrily) agreed to take off the dusty hood and stay in his sweatshirt instead, along with some other shorts that he swore were different from his usual ones. Horror, who lacked a shirt that wasn’t ripped or blood stained, had to borrow one of the many sweaters Error had obsessively begun to knit right after the truce.

 Killer (as always) was a fucking struggle, since that motherfucker had claimed he was going to go shirtless because “that’s how he slept”. So they had to force him into wearing a shirt for about 30 minutes. Nightmare himself only took off his hoodie, everything else about his outfit remained the same. And lastly, Error just wore his usual pants, a red t-shirt that blended in with his bones a bit too well (Nightmare had to double take.) and, by some unexplained miracle, his glasses.

They kept walking straight as Error stared down at the ongoing game of cat’s cradle in his fingers and tried his best to ignore Killer’s groans and grunts to be released, until they finally reached their destination.

Nightmare didn’t like it at all, but to be fair he didn’t like anything anyway.

Error yanked the strings off of Killer’s mouth with one hand as the other held on to the mess of knots tangled up in his fingers. “There we’re here, now knock.” 

“Why don’t you knock yourself, Glitch?” 

“I’m not touching that.” Error grunted as he tried to tangle the mess of strings back into his other hand to keep playing his stupid game, before walking away from the door and leaving Killer alone in the doorway.

“Pussy.” 

“Zesty ass motherfucker.”

Killer knocked and the door flew open immediately.

“HELLO!! WELCOME!!” A way to excited high pitched voice spoke.

Nightmare groaned.

Ink piped in from behind a way too happy Dream and squealed when he spotted Error, immediately walking past The yellow guardian and towards him with a worryingly fast pace and wide open arms. “ERROR!! YOU ACTUALLY CAME!!”

Error reluctantly gave up on saving his game just to wrap up Ink’s feet together and step out of the way just in time as the creator flopped down and fell face first onto the floor. “Ah, right. I forgot” He said into the grass, voice muffled by it.

Dream just blinked at Ink before shaking his head and resuming. “Come in, come in! Aah! Gosh this is going to be so fun!!” He squeaked out as he rushed inside.

The house was definitely smaller than Nightmare’s ridiculously big castle, but it seemed cozy enough.

Not to Nightmare of course, but his workers seemed to like it, so whatever.

Not like he cared about what they liked or something. That would be lame.

The first thing he noticed was or course the smell of wine and made a beeline straight to it the second he stepped inside. He definitely felt the spike of anxiety coming from Dream when he did, but if you can’t tell he couldn’t give less of a fuck.

“HEY HEY HEY!! EGGNOG’S READY!!” Blue kicked the door to his room open, smiling way too brightly for it to be normal as he held the bowl of eggnog and brought it to the kitchen. Thankfully ignoring the way Nightmare was shamelessly chugging one of the bottles.

“Ah great! Now who wants to do some karaoke?” Dream giggled out.

Yeah, Nightmare was definitely going to kill himself.

__________________________

Blue looked weird.

He was having too much fun for someone who was just staring at them from the corner. Well, Error and Nightmare were doing the same thing, but they were emo and shit, they had the emo stare free pass. 

But Blue didn’t.

Killer kept darting his gaze from blue to the others, now he was no detective, but something must be wrong here. Maybe there was no plan, maybe it was all just a prank, maybe he was getting tricked into—

Maybe he’s spending too much time with Error. The paranoia’s rubbing off.

Shaking his head, he served himself some eggnog and went back to Dust and Horror, who were quite busy singing “Barbie World” with uncharacteristically high enthusiasm.

He took a swing of the eggnog and joined them in their silly song as he tried to ignore what sounded like a giggle from behind him.

__________________________

A few hours passed, and it was now currently 10pm, he was dying to go home as he watched the “party” unfold before the half empty bottle of wine he’s  been drinking and his not-that-comfy spot. (Leaning on a wall because he refuses to sit in any of Dream’s stupid couches.)

Here are a few of Nightmare’s observations so far.

Number one. All of them had arranged a competition, whoever was the last to fall asleep, would win some sort of prize or favor from the others. Now, Nightmare wasn’t a competitive person, but he sure as hell wanted to flex his totally healthy habit of not sleeping for days. He was curious about what the prize might be anyway.

Number two. That eggnog was spiked for sure, he could smell alcohol from a mile away and the thing reeked of it. He wasn’t going to be fooled so easily. The rest of the people at the slumber party weren’t so clever unfortunately. His co-workers were currently singing their hearts out with their faces flushed, all hugging and crying at the “sad” song they were singing. (It was the fucking skibidi toilet song.) Cross was laughing and giggling his ass off as Dream tried to get him to stop drinking the damn eggnog. Ink had passed out a few minutes ago and Blue was currently drawing obscenities on his face.

Number three. He was 99% percent sure he had spotted a drawing of Dream and himself back when they were younger, framed and proudly standing in one of the hallways. He wasn’t sure how to feel about that.

Number four, and definitely the most important, Error was being fucking pussy. He had been scrolling on his phone and snapping pictures of them (for blackmailing purposes of course) from the stupid hammock he had tied to the ceiling the second he stepped in. Nightmare was getting sick of it.

So, as any mature, responsible adult would do, he reached up with a tendril and swiped the phone away from him while smiling to himself. 

The response was immediate.

“Hey! You asshole give it back!” Error hissed and tried to snatch it back from his hammock, failing miserably as Nightmare dangled it just out of his reach. “Get down from there already, you’re the only one who’s not drunk out of his mind yet and I need entertainment.” 

He could clearly hear the buzzing of the other’s glitches as he groaned in annoyance. “Whatever! Go play with your stupid workers, I’m just fine up here!” 

Nightmare shrugged and kept the phone as he listened to Error grumble and mumble something about him being a dick and not needing his phone or whatever.

He didn’t last long though.

After about two minutes, Error gave up and dropped down to stand beside Nightmare’s spot in the wall, clearly frowning as Nightmare returned the phone and took a swing of his wine. Error crossed his arms.

“You know, you’ll never get better if you keep running away from it.” Nightmare told him after swallowing. He knew Error was staring at the others, but just staring wasn’t going to help.

“Uhg you sound just like 404.” The older monster did a fake gasp, getting an amused smile from Error “Oh please I’m way better than that asshole.”

“That asshole can beat your ass any day of the week you idiot.” The glitch countered, smirking, before he slowly slid down the wall until he was sitting. Nightmare sat down as well, setting the wine bottle aside and letting his tendrils fall limp around him. After a few beats of silence, Error sighed. “But yea, I guess you’re right. I hate it when you’re right though.”

Nightmare scoffed out a chuckle and changed the subject. “Did you see the huge dick someone drew on the back of Killer’s skull?” Error couldn’t keep in his laugh. “Of course I did. I took an amazing picture of it too.”

Error’s laugh was weird, it went up and down in pitch in a very annoying and ear piercing way. Nightmare ignored the way his tendrils perked up at the laugh. Not like he wanted to hear it again or anything.

“Heh, good. Were you the one that spiked the eggnog by the way?” Nightmare turned to look at him, and Error looked away immediately. “Nope, It was Blue, I just get him the drink, he does the crime.” The teal eyed guardian tilted his head. “You get him the drink and then not have any?” Error just shrugged. “I’ve never had any, don’t see the appeal.”

Nightmare was absolutely flabbergasted.

“No. No that won’t do. Wait here, do not move. I’ll be right back.”

He quickly rambled out as he scrambled to get up, making his way through the living room to go get some eggnog. Probably not the best way to introduce someone to alcohol but oh well. 

__________________________

By the time he got back, he found Error scrolling through his phone again. Still sitting in the exact same spot Nightmare had told him to stay in. The reason he took so long though, is because his peers were way too fucking wasted, and kept telling him about how “the speakerman titan died” or that “the skibidies are going to win the war.” He even recalled seeing Horror try to eat the furniture as he made his way back.

He didn’t even bother trying to understand.

He sat back down next to Error and passed him a red cup, placing it on the floor and letting Error pick it up himself so their hands didn’t brush against each other accidentally. “What took you so long?” Error asked as he sniffed the drink. He had to give it to Blue, that little fucker did one hell of a job hiding the smell of that hardcore whiskey.

“Killer and Dust kept talking bullshit and Horror was trying to eat the couch.” Nightmare rolled his eyelights as he took a sip.

Out of the corner of his eye he spotted the way Error was wearily looking at his drink. A shame he couldn’t sense Error’s emotions, the glitch just seemed to have so many of them at once Nightmare couldn’t focus on even one of them. Stupid mood swings.

“Go on then, it doesn’t even taste like alcohol. You’ll like it.” 

“How do you know that?” 

“I literally just took a sip.”

“…Fuck okay yea that makes sense.”

Error raised the cup up to his mouth. Nightmare distantly remembered the way Error ate and had the slightest fear that he might eat the cup whole just to  drink the eggnog. Fortunately, Error drank like a normal person.

“Oh. This actually doesn’t taste bad at all”

“Fucking told you.” The guardian rolled his eyelight with a slight smile on his face.

It all went downhill from there.

__________________________

Three hours passed, it was around 1 am now and maybe Nightmare wasn’t dying to go home anymore.

Turns out, Error really liked the taste of the eggnog and Nightmare overestimated Error’s alcohol resistance.

Long story short, Error was fucking drunk. Making Nightmare the only person that was still sober and still awake. His subordinates had cuddled up in a blanket about an hour ago and were now sleeping soundly on the floor. So were Dream and Cross in one of the couches. Ink was presumed dead and had so many doodles in his skull the bone looked rainbow. Blue was nowhere to be seen, and to be honest, that put him a little on edge, but nobody has to know that.

Him and Error had been messing around the house for a while, both of them deciding to absolutely demolish the wine and chocolate supplies of the Star Sanses as a form of vengeance and were now back at their silly spot the floor.

He was absolutely sure he was going to win that stupid competition. His only rival was Error, who was only awake by some sort of heavenly blessing and seemed to be fighting the drowsiness with every blink. 

Ah, that reminds him.

Drunk Error?

Whole lot of bullshit.

“I could TOTALLY beat the other Error’s in a fight, you know.” He said with a hic at the end.

“Im sure you could.” Nightmare scoffed, definitely amused. “Think you could beat the other Ink’s in a fight too?” Error looked at him as if he were offended by the question. “Of course i could! I could beat any of the Inks!”

“WAIT” Error suddenly gasped “I LEFT THE STOVE ON”

Nightmare was trying so hard not to burst out laughing it was physically painful. “Error you don’t have a stove.” The glitched only blinked. “…Crap you’re right. PFFTT WHY DID I SAY THAT—” Another hic.

“I really don’t know.” The guardian shook his head. One thing Nightmare did notice is that Error seemed to glitch a lot less now that he’s drunk, which was certainly an interesting side effect. 

“I could definitely beat a stove in a fight though.” Error mumbled, looking smug for literally no reason at all. “Oh yes for sure.” Nightmare replied, not being able to contain the giggle that spilled out. “Quit mocking me!” The other hissed and pouted, poking a finger into Nightmare’s chest.

Without crashing.

Nightmare furrowed his brow bones.

“Did you just—“

And just as he was about to dissect the motherfucking miracle that just happened, Error just, flopped down and laid his head in Nightmare’s thighs?????

WITHOUT CRASHING??????

“HOW—“

“Shhhh your so loud!! I’m trying to lay down!!” Error hissed. “Oh shit your face is funny” he then started giggling, glasses tilting out of place. 

“How are you doing that??” The guardian urged. “Doing what?” Was the response he got.

Nightmare swore he must either be going insane, or that hardcore whiskey wasn’t the only thing in that eggnog.

“The touching me without crashing thing??” 

“Oh yea i can do that with you.” 

“WHAT???”

“SHHH!! God stop screaming!” Error replied as it was the most normal thing in the world. “I would’ve sworn I told you! Look look, imagine a sock. And then imagine you put a knife IN the sock. If the knife has a SOCK ON IT then the knife is not knifey anymore. Sure, you can still STAB someone with it but it’s 

HARDER. Get it?” The drunken skeleton spoke matter-of-factly.

“What does any of that even mean?” 

“It means your crappy goop doesn’t feel bad. Obviously. I just told you a great example with the knife and the sock!”

Nightmare blinked. 

All these years and Error just never told him he could touch him? How long has he known? Perhaps he felt insecure? Oh come on why would he feel insecure! Did that fucking glitch have any idea how much Nightmare wanted to—

Nope. Not thinking about that.

Error reached out and poked the spot where his nose would be. 

“Boop.” 

Busting out a laugh, Nightmare threw his head back at the absurdity of the situation and reached up to give himself a facepalm. Error, in consequence, started giggling.

“You’re so fucking dumb when you’re drunk.” 

“You’re so fucking funny when I’m drunk” 

Another hic, and then the destroyer’s eyes light up as if he had remembered something.

“Hey where’s Jasper?” The glitch asked, not missing the way one of Nightmare’s tendrils perked up “Gotcha! He’s my favorite y’know” Error giggled, grabbing the now wagging tendril and hugging it like a pillow. “Pfft, Lenore’s gonna get jealous if you say that again.” The older said as he felt his top left tendril sway back and forth.

This…

This was nice.

This was something Nightmare didn’t hate.

But unfortunately it was something he knew he couldn’t have.

Error didn’t miss the way Nightmare’s smile dropped, so he opted to hug the tendril harder. 

“Don’t make that face.” The glitch whispered. 

“Why didn’t you tell me about the touch thing..?” Nightmare asked carefully, trying to sound as neutral as possible so we wouldn’t accidentally trigger one of Error’s wacky mood swings.

The glitch rolled his eyelights as if Nightmare were an idiot for even asking that. “Okay think about the sock and the knife”

This shit again.

“I told you the SOCK makes the KNIFE less KNIFEY but can still STAB, correct? Well I didn’t tell you because… well because I was scared the sock would rip and you would stab me. Does that make sense?”

By some miracle, Nightmare actually understood.

“I also didn’t want you to poke me just to annoy me”

The guardian scoffed.

“Do you think I’ll remember this or am I just gonna get the multiverse’s biggest hangover headache?”

“The headache for sure.” Nightmare reached out to flick Error’s forehead.

“Ow! You dick!” He hissed out before actually processing Nightmare’s words. “Wait really? Aw man!” The destroyer whined. “But I want to remember this! I’m having so much fun!” Another tendril reached to take off Error’s glasses and place them somewhere near them on the floor.

“Life’s unfair, unfortunately.” Nightmare said gently as he tilted his head down at the other.

Error furrowed his brows.

“Well, before i forget—”

He began before being interrupted by a yawn.

“—Your eyelight looks very pretty up close.”

The glitch said, before his eyes began to flutter closed.

“Thank you.”

And just like that, Nightmare won. Though if he stayed all night petting and caressing Error’s skull as he slept, that was only for him and god to know.

click.

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ENB PROJECT 

-9:06 am-

THE GREAT BLUE : I DID IT

THE GREAT BLUE : I FUCKING DID IT

THE GREAT BLUE : GUYS CMON WAKE UPPPPP I CANT MAKE ANY NOISE

Oil leak : bro mt head’s ggonna BUST

Oil leak : whry are yoou texting thho

Oil leak : we’re iin the same rrom rn

THE GREAT BLUE : Because im trying not to wake the lovebirds up!! cmon shake dust and the others awake!

Oil leak : thg what

DUDEE : shdhhdhda

Powder : hholy shitt 

Powder : what WAS in tht eggnog???

Axe enthusiast : drugs FFOR SURE

THE GREAT BLUE : Oh please it was only a bit of whiskey stop overreacting!!

THE GREAT BLUE : Cmon turn ur brains on and take a look!

THE GREAT BLUE : I have a very nice picture to show you! :)

DUDEE : ddude imm nEVer ddrinfkibg thatf shit aghain

THE GREAT BLUE : oh shush i saw you making out with dream before you fell asleep 

THE GREAT BLUE : i know you had fun :3

DUDEE : HWGAT

Powder : WAAAT

Powder : TTHE TRAITOR’S DAIITINFN DAD’S BRRO??

THE GREAT BLUE : WE’LL TALK ABOUT THAT LATER 

THE GREAT BLUE : SHUT UP AND LOOK!!

THE GREAT BLUE : [enbfrfr.png]

DUDEE : oh

Powder : my

Oil leak : FUCKING

Axe enthusiast : god

Oil leak : NAH FUCK THE HEADACHE THIS SHIT IS MORE IMPORTANT 

Powder : TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

Oil leak : OMFGGGGGGG

Oil leak : NEW LOCKSCREEN Y’ALL

Oil leak : wait a damn minute

Powder : no wait how are they touching 

Powder : isn’t error like allergic to that

Axe enthusiast : allergic 😭😭😭

THE GREAT BLUE : Its difficult to explain but basically nm’s goop doesn’t feel weird to error SOMETIMES

THE GREAT BLUE : that’s what he told me at least

THE GREAT BLUE : and then he told me not to tell you guys

THE GREAT BLUE : BUT HERE I AM!!

Oil leak : NONONO WAIT

Oil leak : ARE U SAYINF 

Oil leak : hold on let me breathe

Oil leak : ur telling me.

Oil leak : they can ACTUALLY BANG???

Powder : KILLER

Axe enthusiast : KILLER

DUDEE : KILLER

Oil leak : Y’ALL THIS IS HUGEEEEE

Powder : STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM FUCKING

Powder : THATS FOR LATER

DUDEE : HUHHH???????

Axe enthusiast : Y’ALL SHUT UP

Axe enthusiast : LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY LOOK

Axe enthusiast : THATS MY MOM AND DAD RIGHT THERE 🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

DUDEE : Arre they still there

DUDEE : wait where even is that

THE GREAT BLUE : Random spot on the floor near the kitchen!!

THE GREAT BLUE : I can take y’all to them but you have to be VERY quiet

THE GREAT BLUE : like TIP TOE quiet

THE GREAT BLUE : Only speak through here because error is a VEEERRYYY light sleeper and will def wake up even if u whisper!!

Oil leak : DUST STOP TRIPPING UR GONNA MAKE ME FALL

Powder : MMYY LEGS

Axe enthusiast : GUYS

Axe enthusiast : NM IS SLEEPING 

Axe enthusiast : HES ACTUALLY SLEEPING 

Axe enthusiast : HE FELL ASLEEPPPP

Axe enthusiast : OMFG TODAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER

DUDEE : aw

DUDEE : they actually do look cute

DUDEE : its so weird to think this two dudes used to be the biggest threats to the multiverse 

Oil leak : IM SNAPPING SO MANY PICS 

Oil leak : GOODDDDDDDDD 

Powder : OK Y’ALL WHAT DO WE SAY?

Oil leak : TY SWAPPP

Axe enthusiast : THANK U SWAP

DUDEE : uh uh

DUDEE : ty swap

THE GREAT BLUE : hehe np <3

THE GREAT BLUE : I'm just way to good at getting people together 

THE GREAT BLUE : Oh yea also, @Oil leak you got a dick on the back of your head

Oil leak : WWAHGAT

New friends ^^! 

-12:40 pm- 

Dreamy!! : Aa ty sm for coming!! I'm so glad y’all had fun <3

brush kisser : I MIISED THE WHOLE THINGGS SHSNSJ

brush kisser : WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS OUTT 

chocolate muncher : iim neverr llistening tto nm eevrr agaidn

chocolate muncher : THIS ISF WROOSE ATHAN A CRASHSH

let me die already : you were the one that wanted to keep drinking after the first one.

let me die already : do you even remember what happened?

chocolate muncher : mmy head iss going to go BOOM

let me die already : I’ll take that as a no then.

brush kisser : WAIT WAIT WAIT

brush kisser : ERROR GOT DRUNK?

brush kisser : AND I MISSED IT?????

brush kisser : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

let me die already : oh yea also, i won.

let me die already : i want my stupid prize.

Dreamy!! : Oh right!!

Dreamy!! : CONGRATS!! YOU’VE WON A HUG!!

let me die already : what.

let me die already : ew no.

Dreamy!! : Okay uh

Dreamy!! : You’ve won a very special brother to brother talk!!

let me die already : why tf would i want that.

let me die already : how many times do I have to say no for you to offer me alcohol.

Dreamy!! : fine i’ll give you wine.

DUDEE : YO WHERE DID ALL MY CHOCOLATE GO

DUDEE : DUDE THE PANTRY IS LITERALLY EMPTY WHAT THE FUCK

Oil leak : @let me die already why’s ur office door locked babygirl

let me die already : because i locked it, obviously.

let me die already : also dont fucking call me that.

Oil leak : let me in!!!

let me die already : no.

Powder : why’d u locked urself in this time

let me die already : thinking.

Axe enthusiast : 🤨

brush kisser : GUYS WHY ARENT ANY OF U DISCUSSING THE PARTY

brush kisser : TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED 

Oil leak : ya snooze ya loose!! 🔥🔥

brush kisser : NOOOOOOO

THE GREAT BLUE : oh ink have you looked in a mirror yet??

brush kisser : If this is another joke about me being ugly im gonna cry 💔💔💔

THE GREAT BLUE : no actually u need to check urself in a mirror

brush kisser : what for?

THE GREAT BLUE : just check :)

brush kisser : okay?

brush kisser : YO WHO TF

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New friends ^^!

-12:07 pm-

THE GREAT BLUE : so i looked at the human DEAD IN THE EYES

THE GREAT BLUE : and went 

THE GREAT BLUE : “sooo…ya like puns?”

THE GREAT BLUE : WHEN I DONT EVEN MAKE PUNS

THE GREAT BLUE : LIKE 

THE GREAT BLUE : i'm burying myself 6 FEET UNDER because what the hell was i thinking

THE GREAT BLUE : IT'S SO AWKWARD

chocolate muncher : thhis is why socializing is ooverrated 

THE GREAT BLUE : im dragging you out of that void one of these days

chocolate muncher : nno 🫶

Oil leak : TELL IT A PUN‼️

Oil leak : HUMANS LOOOOOVE PUNS

Oil leak : HERE I HAVE A GOOD ONE

Oil leak : AHEM

Oil leak : WHAT DID THE SEA SAY WHEN THE TIDE CAME IN

Oil leak : LONG TIME NO SEA

THE GREAT BLUE : OKOK

Powder : If i was the kid that had to hear that i would probably kms i think

Oil leak : IT'S A GOOD JOKE

DUDEE : debatable

Dreamy!! : I liked it :D

Oil leak : ur the only real one 🙏😔

Dreamy!! : thanks ^^’?

Axe enthusiast : hmmfgsgdga he hasn’t unlocked it yetttt 

Powder : he’s fineeeee

Powder : i think

THE GREAT BLUE : THE HUMAN LIKED THE JOKE!!!!

THE GREAT BLUE : TY KILLER

Oil leak : SEE

Oil leak : GOOD JOKE!!!

chocolate muncher : a toddler ccould do betterr

Oil leak : .

Oil leak : asgoro DIES at the end 🥱

chocolate muncher : NNO HE DOESNNT HE WIILL NEVER HHE WILL STAAY HAPPY ANND HEALTHHY I WON'TT LET IT HAPPEEN SHUT UP SHUT UUP SHUTT UP 

Oil leak : giggling rn

brush kisser : Sin is better tbh I don’t know what Error’s on about

chocolate muncher : .

THE GREAT BLUE : ohboy..

chocolate muncher : FYM SIN IS BEETTER.

chocolate muncher : SIN IIS THE WORRST.

chocolate muncher : HAVVE U SEEN HOWW HE TREAATS TORIEL

chocolate muncher : SHHE DESERRVES WAAAAAAYYY BETTER 

chocolate muncher : AND U KNOOW WHO’S WAAAAAAAYYYY BETTEER??

chocolate muncher : ASGORO.

brush kisser : at least SIN didn’t let his kid get KIDNAPPED!!!

chocolate muncher : THAT WAS BECAUSE YOU INTERFERED YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

brush kisser : STILL!! EVEN WITH THAT SIN STILL HELPED ASGORO TO FIND THE KID 

brush kisser : A VERY MATURE MOVE ON HIS PART IF YOU ASK ME!!!

chocolate muncher : OH PLEEASE

chocolate muncher : ARE YYOU REALLY GOING TO CAALL HIM MATURE?

chocolate muncher : WE BBOTH KNOW SIN IS A FFUCKING CHEATEER

brush kisser : GASP

brush kisser : NO HE’S NOT

chocolate muncher : IKYK

brush kisser : IT HASN’T HAPPENED YET!!!

chocolate muncher : YOOU KNOW IT WIILL

chocolate muncher : HAVVE U SEEN THHE WAY HE LOOKSS AT GRILLBY

chocolate muncher : IT'S ONLLY A MATTER OF TIIME

brush kisser : THAT'S JUST UR DELUSIONAL ASS SPEAKING 

chocolate muncher : I'M NNOT DELUSIONAAL 

chocolate muncher : UR IN DENIAAL

brush kisser : AM NOT

brush kisser : oh btw fell gave me some chocolate do u want it

chocolate muncher : oh ye actuaally

DUDEE : god DAMN

Powder : NAHHH

Powder : AU SO GOOD IT GOT THE GODS FIGHTING OVER A SHIP???

THE GREAT BLUE : the Sin stans and the Asgoro stans are always fighting 

Dreamy!! : this is why we don’t mention undernovela around them guys 

Dreamy!! : but Sin is cool 

THE GREAT BLUE : Asgoro’s better tho but whatever!!

Oil leak : guess you could say they really undered that tale 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Powder : I’m ending it all

DUDEE : how do you guys manage to live with that thing

Oil leak : THING?? 

Oil leak : WOW BRO

Oil leak : I THOUGHT WE WAS HOMIES

DUDEE : u call me traitor???

Oil leak : NICKNAME!!!!!

DUDEE : can i have a different nickname?

Oil leak : no 💖

Axe enthusiast : okay no im worried 

Axe enthusiast : like not even coming out for coffee?

Axe enthusiast : it's so unlike him

Oil leak : wait really?

Oil leak : I thought he was out already 

Oil leak : damn he THINKING 

Oil leak : using 💯 of the brain power frfr‼️

Oil leak : blud is NOT beating the thinking allegations 🗣️🔥🔥❌🚫

Axe enthusiast : we need to take ur phone away

Axe enthusiast : the brainrot’s getting worse 

Powder : such a shame boss won’t come out to beat his ass out of it 💔

Oil leak : should we try to lure him out

DUDEE : guys cmon respect his privacy, maybe he’s going through something 

Oil leak : lmao no BORING

Oil leak : ok what should we do 

Axe enthusiast : what about that blasting that one song he hates

Oil leak : OOOOOO THE ONE FOR BABIES???

Oil leak : HELL YEA!!

DUDEE : for the record, i tried

Dreamy!! : It was a good attempt!! :D

let me die already : WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IS PLAYING THE STUPID ASS APPLE SONG.

Oil leak : ok so he’s a little mad

Powder : It was Killer 

Axe enthusiast : It was Killer

Oil leak : WAIT WHAT

Oil leak : YOU FUCKING TRAITORS

Oil leak : I HOPE Y

Oil leak : v vf vsbd;/).?

DUDEE : DAAAMN

DUDEE : Y’ALL MADE HIM USE ALL CAPS 

DUDEE : WHICH SONG DID U PLAY 

Powder : It's a very old lullaby he hates

Axe enthusiast : but like VERY old

Axe enthusiast : pretty sure is almost as old as him lmaoo

Dreamy!! : .

brush kisser : OH UH

brush kisser : NONONO U DIDNT READ THAT 

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New friends ^^!

-6:08 pm-

brush kisser : IM SO BOREEEEEDDDD

brush kisser : do u guys wanna play sum games 

Dreamy!! : oo games!!

THE GREAT BLUE : Like puzzles :D?

brush kisser : weeeeell

brush kisser : i was thinking about games like truth or dare or never have i ever

brush kisser : those are fun!!!

DUDEE : i am NOT picking dare with you guys ever again

THE GREAT BLUE : :)

brush kisser : wdym cross didn’t u enjoy our trip to farmtale? :)

DUDEE : no.

Oil leak : DID I HEAR NEVER HAVE I EVER

brush kisser : YESSSS

brush kisser : CMON LETS PLAYYY

Oil leak : EMO WHERE ARE U

Powder : stfu

Powder : oh wait i wanna play

Powder : @Axe enthusiast dude look

Axe enthusiast : OHHH??

Axe enthusiast : YES IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME

Oil leak : WOOO 

Oil leak : @let me die already BOSS U TOO

let me die already : no.

Oil leak : bbbbbbbbbut 🥺

Oil leak : pppppppookie wwwwwookie 😣

let me die already : will you shut up if i play.

Oil leak : YUP

let me die already : fine then.

brush kisser : clears troat dramatically 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher 

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

brush kisser : @chocolate muncher

chocolate muncher : I WWAS NAPPINNG YOOU DICK

chocolate muncher : SSTOP DOOING THAT

brush kisser : wanna play never have i ever :3

chocolate muncher : yyou woke mme up jjust for thhat shit?

brush kisser : unrelated but nm’s playing 

chocolate muncher : fineee

Oil leak : Y’ALL??

Powder : screenshoted and sent to enb

Axe enthusiast : HEELPP NO WAY

DUDEE : THATS CRAZY

THE GREAT BLUE : giggling 

brush kisser : okay okay i’ll go first

brush kisser : all of you know how to play right??

brush kisser : put ur numbers in chat so we know u counting :3

Oil leak : yeye go on

brush kisser : hehe okay

brush kisser : hmmmmmm

brush kisser : AA GOT ONE

brush kisser : never have i ever talked to dolls :)

chocolate muncher : YOU.

chocolate muncher : TAARGETED 

chocolate muncher : UHGG

chocolate muncher : 9

brush kisser : okay okay who’s next

THE GREAT BLUE : ME ME

THE GREAT BLUE : AHEM 

THE GREAT BLUE : NEVER HAVE I EVER LOST A BET!!

Oil leak : 9

Oil leak : YOU’VE NEVER LOST A BET??

THE GREAT BLUE : I’m cool like that

Powder : 9

Powder : uhg

Powder : this is why i hate killer

Oil leak : LOVE U TOO BESTIE 💪❤️

Axe enthusiast : hmmgfhdd 9 

brush kisser : aa u got me there!!

brush kisser : 9

chocolate muncher : i haate thiss gamme.

chocolate muncher : 8

DUDEE : dAMn

DUDEE : 9

Oil leak : @let me die already bbbbboss 🥺🥺

Oil leak : u ssssssssssaid u wwwwwere gggggonna ppppppplay 🥺🥺💔💔💔💔

let me die already : i am.

let me die already : I don’t make bets, killer. you can’t lose something you don’t do.

let me die already : also stop typing like that i’m going to throw up.

Dreamy!! : Ah, looks like I have 10 left too! ^^

Dreamy!! : Who’s asking now?

Oil leak : CAN I

Powder : no

DUDEE : no

Axe enthusiast : no

chocolate muncher : nno

let me die already : no.

Oil leak : OKAY WHATEVER I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO ASK ANYWAYS 😒😒

DUDEE : I’ll go

DUDEE : never have i ever laughed so hard my drink came out of my nose :>

Powder : FUCK

Powder : 8

Axe enthusiast : HEHEHEH

Axe enthusiast : JOKE SO GOOD GOT DUST CHOKING

Oil leak : Aw shucks 😣!! 

Oil leak : 8

brush kisser : CRAPP

brush kisser : 8

let me die already : do i really have to play this.

let me die already : none of these questions apply to me.

Oil leak : yeeessshh u have to :3

let me die already : you are disgusting.

Oil leak : love u too!!! 💖😍😘

chocolate muncher : this iss boring ass hell

brush kisser : hehe ur just pissy because ur loosing :3

chocolate muncher : ggoing back tto sleepp

brush kisser : NONONO WAIT

brush kisser : WE CAN PLAY SMTH ELSE RIGHT GUYS

Oil leak : aw man but we just started 

Powder : truth or dare then?

brush kisser : YES YES TRUTH OR DARE

chocolate muncher : whhatever

brush kisser : alphabetical order y’all cmon!!

THE GREAT BLUE : YAYYY I ASK FIRST!!

THE GREAT BLUE : hmm who will be my first victim…

THE GREAT BLUE : DUST

THE GREAT BLUE : TRUTH OR DARE

Powder : wha 

Powder : WHY ME

THE GREAT BLUE : hehe idk

Powder : whatever, truth

Axe enthusiast : i’m scared

THE GREAT BLUE : AA GREAT :)

THE GREAT BLUE : hmmm

THE GREAT BLUE : What’s the most embarrassing you’ve ever done :3

Powder : HWA

Powder : WHAT EVEN IS THAT QUESTION

Oil leak : OOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Oil leak : NOW THIS IS FUN

THE GREAT BLUE : answer.

Powder : uhhhhhmm

Powder : getting high with killer for the first time probably 

Oil leak : .

Oil leak : bro that was SICK wdym

Powder : I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE I SAW A LEAF FALL OF A BRANCH KILLER

Powder : IT WASN’T SICK

DUDEE : LMAOOOO

Axe enthusiast : exactly why I don’t get high with u guys 

Dreamy!! : Nightmare lets you get high??

Oil leak : as long as the windows r open 🔥🔥

Axe enthusiast : he HATES the smell

brush kisser : checks out

DUDEE : my turn 

DUDEE : hmmmghfgg

DUDEE : Ah i know!!

DUDEE : Killer truth or dare

Oil leak : OH YAY

Oil leak : lets go with dare since i'm not a PUSSY like dust

Powder : kys

DUDEE : i dare u to eat a tide pod 

Oil leak : a WHAT

Oil leak : THE LAUNDRY THING????

Axe enthusiast : i want to eat one of those SO BAD

Oil leak : isn’t that like toxic tho…..

DUDEE : Naaahhh, Epic did it and he was just fine

Oil leak : if u say so!!!!

Powder : hold on i gotta record this

Axe enthusiast : DONT START WITHOUT ME

Dreamy!! : didn’t you say that epic started burping bubbles after he ate it?

DUDEE : he’ll be fineeee

brush kisser : I WANNA SEE THAT VID PLEASEEEEEE

chocolate muncher : CAAN I COME OVEER TO SEE @let me die already 

let me die already : you don’t have to ask for permission, I don’t mind you coming over. 

chocolate muncher : I’LL BBE THERE IN AA SEC

DUDEE : …screenshot

THE GREAT BLUE : yk where to send it :)

DUDEE : you guys are a bad influence istg

Dreamy!! : My turn!!! :D

Dreamy!! : Nightmare! Truth or dare!

let me die already : uhg, of course.

let me die already : truth.

Dreamy!! : hmm

Dreamy!! : Ah! Got it!

Dreamy!! : What’s your favorite thing to do when ur bored ^^?

let me die already : watch terrorist attacks.

Dreamy!! : .

DUDEE : .

brush kisser : yea that makes sense

THE GREAT BLUE : I don’t know what i was expecting but it was certainly not THAT

Oil leak : get urself a man that looks at you the same way nightmare looks at terrorist attacks 😻😻❤️❤️❤️❤️

Axe enthusiast : KILLER STOP TEXTING U JUST THREW UP BUBBLES

Axe enthusiast : WHAT THE HELL @DUDEE

DUDEE : LMAO

DUDEE : HE’LL BE FINE I SWEAR 

Oil leak : IM OKAYYY 

Oil leak : ERROR’S LAUGH IS KILLING ME THO

Oil leak : MY EARSSSS

chocolate muncher : THHERE’S BUUBBLES COMING OUT OF MOUTTH WHENNEVER U SPEEAK 

chocolate muncher : HOOW DO YOU EXPEECT ME NNOT TO LAAUHG

Powder : whatever it’s my turn

Powder : hm let’s see

Powder : traitor, truth or dare 

DUDEE : oof

DUDEE : hm

DUDEE : I’m actually scared of what you might make me do if i choose dare so let’s go truth

Powder : lol what a pussy

Powder : let me think of an interesting question

Powder : why are you so scared of cows?

DUDEE : BECAUSE THEY’RE CREEPY

DUDEE : THEY LOOK RIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL AS THEY CHOW ON THAT STUPID GRASS

DUDEE : IT'S TERRIFYING

Powder : bro…

Powder : u weird asf

Powder : anyway horror is busy trying to take care of killer and error is laughing so hard i think he’s gonna crash

Powder : skip to ink’s turn

brush kisser : YESSSSS

brush kisser : HEY NIGHTMARE TRUTH OR DARE

let me die already : why me again.

let me die already : ykw dare.

brush kisser : perfect.

brush kisser : i’ve got an amazing dare for you.

let me die already : I really hope the next words you type out are “kill” and “yourself”.

let me die already : i would gladly do that dare.

brush kisser : okay emo grandpa!!!

brush kisser : you and dream talk out your shit.

brush kisser : that’s your dare.

let me die already : disrespectfully, no.

brush kisser : respectfully, YES.

brush kisser : AND i wrote this down so i will keep bothering you about it until you agree to do it :)

let me die already : .

Dreamy!! : oh that’s 

Dreamy!! : uhm

Dreamy!! : dm’s ^^’?

let me die already : im ending my own life.

Axe enthusiast : ERROR CRASHED HELPPPPPP

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Private DMs between let me die already and Dreamy!!

Dreamy!! : uhm

Dreamy!! : hey!!

Dreamy!! : so about that dare

Dreamy!! : i feel like we should just get this over with haha 

let me die already : stop being pathetic, i can feel your anxiety from here.

let me die already : but very well, I’m looking forward to this conversation lasting as little as possible.

Dreamy!! : oh

Dreamy!! : well 

Dreamy!! : okay uh

Dreamy!! : god nightmare where do i even begin?

Dreamy!! : why didn’t you tell me about the bullying?

Dreamy!! : why do you avoid me so much?

Dreamy!! : why did you let yourself get corrupted???

Dreamy!! : is there anyway i can still save my brother??

let me die already : too many stupid questions.

let me die already : guess I’ll just have to explain everything to you so you might as well finally leave me alone.

let me die already : first of all, the bullying thing.

let me die already : I didn’t tell you because i was fucking miserable.

let me die already : and you knowing wasn’t going to fix anything anyways.

Dreamy!! : I could’ve comforted you! I could’ve told them to leave them alone! I could’ve done SOMETHING 

let me die already : don’t fool to yourself.

let me die already : you always do that and it’s so annoying.

let me die already : we were 5 years old dream, would you care about what a 5yo has to say? no.

let me die already : nothing you said would’ve changed anyone’s minds and that’s a fact.

let me die already : it was bound to happen, in a way.

Dreamy!! : no. it. wasn’t.

Dreamy!! : there HAD to be SOMETHING I could do!

Dreamy!! : we could’ve moved to a different town.

Dreamy!! : A NEW HOME.

Dreamy!! : WHERE PEOPLE WOULD’VE APPRECIATED YOU AS MUCH AS I DID!!

let me die already : oh yea?

let me die already : and just leave mother there to rot?

let me die already : abandon the thing we were born to protect?

let me die already : stop being so fond of the past, what’s done is done and there’s nothing you can do about it.

let me die already : now can you shut up and listen? you’ve been wanting to talk to me for centuries so you either let me speak or i’ll just go.

Dreamy!! : fine fine

let me die already : good.

let me die already : as for avoiding you, that was mainly because i just didn’t want to see anything related to our au after the incident.

let me die already : that meant you as well.

let me die already : i’ve come to terms with all that crap years ago, so I no longer feel the need. Although if you keep bringing it up every single time you see me I might as well begin to avoid you again.

let me die already : the fact i don’t panic whenever you mention those motherfuckers anymore doesn’t mean i enjoy talking about them over and over again.

let me die already : now what was that last question?

let me die already : ah yes, the corruption.

let me die already : to put it simply, i wanted power, so i ate them.

let me die already : every single one.

let me die already : i may not be able to even look at an apple without the faint sensation of something ripping its way through my back now, but it felt like something i just had to do at the time.

let me die already : as i said, it was bound to happen in a way.

let me die already : is that it? I really don’t want to keep talking to you or about our au.

Dreamy!! : i

Dreamy!! : you didn’t answer the last one

Dreamy!! : is there any way I can still save my brother?

let me die already : ?

let me die already : pardon?

Dreamy!! : my brother

Dreamy!! : is he still there?

Dreamy!! : can i still get him back?

Dreamy!! : I don’t mean the corruption, i mean my REAL brother

let me die already : what??

let me die already : wait.

let me die already : oh my god you’re such an idiot.

let me die already : there is no corruption controlling me or whatever it is you’re thinking.

let me die already : i AM nightmare.

let me die already : the apples gave me power, not a new mind.

let me die already : i’ve always been an asshole you dumbass.

Dreamy!! : no you weren’t.

Dreamy!! : my brother used to be kind, sweet, smart and caring.

Dreamy!! : you’re nothing like him.

let me die already : i was like that, to you at least.

let me die already : hm, let me think of a good example.

let me die already : ah, i know.

let me die already : do you remember that one afternoon after the harvesting festival, when you came back to the three and you noticed something red on my cheek?

Dreamy!! : Oh yes! I remember, didn’t you say you tripped?

let me die already : precisely.

let me die already : skeletons don’t bleed, dream.

let me die already : that blood didn’t belong to me.

let me die already : it belonged to a cat that had been bothering me for a while before you returned.

let me die already : I assume i needn't get into detail.

Dreamy!! : …what?

Dreamy!! : why would you..

let me die already : it’s the way i was created I suppose.

let me die already : another thing we can blame on our mother.

Dreamy!! : i

Dreamy!! : no.

Dreamy!! : I don’t believe you.

Dreamy!! : My brother isn’t like that.

let me die already : so stubborn.

let me die already : i guess you didn’t know me that well then.

Dreamy!! : YES I DID.

Dreamy!! : HE WAS MY EVERYTHING.

Dreamy!! : AND YOU JUST

Dreamy!! : SNATCHED HIM AWAY FROM ME.

let me die already : stop referring to me as if i’m a different person.

let me die already : i’ve told you already that nothing manipulated me into doing anything 

let me die already : im just a bad person, with or without the liquid negativity. and you have to accept that.

let me die already : i would show you the corpse as proof, but my old body rotted and dusted centuries before you even got out of the stone.

let me die already : a shame really.

Dreamy!! : NO.

Dreamy!! : YOU CANNOT FOOL ME.

Dreamy!! : i know my brother like the back of my hand.

Dreamy!! : you’re not HIM.

Dreamy!! : you’re selfish, cruel and a LIAR.

Dreamy!! : YOU’RE JUST LIKE THOSE DAMN VILLAGERS

let me die already : .

let me die already : do me a favor dream.

let me die already : do not contact me again.

Contact has been blocked

Dreamy!! : WAIT NO

ERROR! message not delivered

Dreamy!! : FUCK

ERROR! message not delivered 

Private DMs between Dreamy!! and brush kisser

Dreamy!! : i fucked up

brush kisser : WHAT

brush kisser : DREAM BE SO FUCKING FR RN

brush kisser : IN GOING TO KILL YOU OMFGGGG

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Private DMs between brush kisser and Dreamy!!

-4:27pm-

brush kisser : OKAY TELL ME EVERYTHING

brush kisser : GOD I AM CHUGGING THE RED VIAL DREAM

brush kisser : WHAT DID U DOOOO

brush kisser : I GAVE U THE OPPORTUNITY UR ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT!!!

Dreamy!! : WELL I

Dreamy!! : UHM

Dreamy!! : I FUCKED UP INK UHGGG

Dreamy!! : DID YOU KNOW MY BROTHER AND THE CORRUPTION ARE APPARENTLY THE SAME PERSON??????

brush kisser : what..

brush kisser : What.

brush kisser : WHAATT????

brush kisser : HE IS WHAT???????

brush kisser : THE AU INFO SAID NOTHING ABOUT THAT HELLO?????

Dreamy!! : THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!

Dreamy!! : But i

Dreamy!! : god fucking damn it i dont think he’s lying ink

Dreamy!! : what if he’s actually telling the thruth and im just being an ass

Dreamy!! : god im such a dumbass

brush kisser : okok calm down

brush kisser : send me a screenshot pookie, lemme see the damage!!

brush kisser : i’ll remind you im the one that helps the creators write their insane plots ;3

brush kisser : if anyone knows how to fix drama shit is ME

Dreamy!! : fine

Dreamy!! : please don’t judge me tho

brush kisser : hehe i don’t hace a vial for that silly :>

Dreamy!! : [img.png]

brush kisser : .

brush kisser : okay WOW

brush kisser : i knew it had to be bad because you were using swears but DAMN DREAM

brush kisser : THATS MESSED UPPP

Dreamy!! : UHG I KNOWWW

Dreamy!! : HOW AM I GONNA APOLOGIZE TO HIM NOWW

brush kisser : UHM UHMMM

brush kisser : I’LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT

brush kisser : IF I BRAINSTORM HARD ENOUGH ILL FIND U A NICE PLOT

brush kisser : DW BESTIE IM ON THE CASE

brush kisser : but damn dude did u really had to pull the villager card on him……………

Dreamy!! : IM SO SORRYYYYYY

Dreamy!! : AAAAA WHAT WAS I THINKING 

brush kisser : OKAY OKAY GO HUG UR STUPID WIFE AND CHILL

brush kisser : I GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL <3

Dreamy!! : hmggfff

Dreamy!! : uhg okay yes I should probably talk with cross

Dreamy!! : thank you for all your help, it really means a lot <3

Dreamy!! : wait tf u mean wife.

What if instead of being the Bad Sanses it was the Freaky Sanses and…

-4:31pm-

Powder : @Oil leak what did you do

Oil leak : wha

Oil leak : nothing yet!!

Oil leak : why’d u ask?

Powder : oh I thought boss was mad at you

Powder : he just slammed a door REALLYYY hard

Powder : pretty sure i heard the wood crunch and shit

Axe enthusiast : oh I thought that was just error tearing shit

Oil leak : he’s still over?

chocolate muncher : of coourse i aam

chocolate muncher : yyou guys arre wasting so mmuch chocolate 

chocolate muncher : it’s all sstacked therre not bbeing eaaten

chocolate muncher : starinng at me

chocolate muncher : i HHAD to do something abbout it

chocolate muncher : also, I hhaven’t brokeen anything tooday, so ppretty sure tthe souund was mmare

Powder : huh weird

Powder : have any of us done anything to him today?

Axe enthusiast : I haven’t 

Oil leak : I’m still at Horror’s giving away all of the fucking sweaters error made

Oil leak : so not me

chocolate muncher : i mmean i stoole y’alls foodd but he ddoesn’t givve two shits about it sso

Powder : VERY weird 

Powder : why’s he mad then

Axe enthusiast : Do you think it has something to do with that dare ink gave him?

Powder : craaapp

Powder : i forgot about

Powder : yea that might be it actually 

chocolate muncher : wwait whhat dare

Oil leak : maybe he finally got his period guys!!!!!!

Powder : no killer this is fr

Powder : check the gc

Oil leak : ok??

Oil leak : WOAH

Oil leak : THATS IT FOR SURE HUHH

Powder : u too glitch man

chocolate muncher : kys

chocolate muncher : WHHAT THE HELL

Powder : lemme go check on goopy

Axe enthusiast : let me know if i need to whip out the wine

Powder : yeye

Powder : .

Powder : ……guys he’s not in his office.

Oil leak : what.

Axe enthusiast : what.

chocolate muncher : WHHAT

Axe enthusiast : hold on let me go with you

Axe enthusiast : SHITTT DO U THINK HE’S LOCKED IN HIS BEDROOM

Axe enthusiast : IF HE IS THEN THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS

Powder : RUN RUN RUNN

Oil leak : GUYS TELL

chocolate muncher : I WAANNA GO TOO WAIIT

Oil leak : DID U GUYS GET THERE YET

Oil leak : IS HE IN HIS ROOM

Oil leak : CMON GUYS DONT LEAVE ME HANGING

Powder : craaaaaaap he is.

Powder : something bad happened for sure

Axe enthusiast : getting the wine 

Oil leak : NOOOO GOOPYYY

let me die already : you morons do realize i’m also in this gc, right?

let me die already : i’m fine, leave me alone.

Oil leak : QUICK BOSS THINK ABOUT PEOPLE DYING

Powder : THINK ABOUT THE SCREAMING OF THE DAMNED

Axe enthusiast : THINK ABOUT ANYTHING RELATED POLITICS

Powder : OH OH THINK ABOUT UR WEIRD PUNS

Oil leak : YEA YEA!! BABIES DYING N SHIT!!

Axe enthusiast : WOOO!!

let me die already : if this is supposed to be an attempt at comfort, you’re all doing poorly.

let me die already : again, i am fine, leave the door, i can sense you crowding it.

Axe enthusiast : I brought you ur wine k? I’ll leave it outside the door if u feel like getting it later

Powder : i can go play video games if you want, i know you like me rage quitting n stuff

Oil leak : do you want me to bring u anything on my way back? Like idk someone’s limb or whatever it is you like

let me die already : i said i am okay, stop worring already and leave.

Axe enthusiast : mm

Powder : if you say so

Private DMs between let me die already and chocolate muncher 

-4:46pm-

let me die already : why are you still there.

let me die already : i can sense you, you know.

let me die already : i told you all to leave.

chocolate muncher : yyour nott my boss 

chocolate muncher : sso womp womp

chocolate muncher : bessides i madde  you sommething 

chocolate muncher : llearn to be grateful smh

let me die already : let me guess.

let me die already : its another sweater.

chocolate muncher : SHHUT UP SMAARTASS

chocolate muncher : buut yea, it’s a sweeater

chocolate muncher : hold oon let mme tp it

let me die already : the fuck.

let me die already : why does it say “multiverse’s second best bad guy”

chocolate muncher : wwell because i’mm #1 obviously 

chocolate muncher : but

chocolate muncher : I guess yyou’re not teerrible

let me die already : is that supposed to be a compliment?

chocolate muncher : NNO

let me die already : you’re trying to cheer me up aren’t you.

chocolate muncher : YK WHAAT I DIDNT EEVEN LIKED MAKKING THAT SWEATTER ANYWAYS

chocolate muncher : I HOPPE U CRY AND STTUFF

let me die already : you’re really bad at this.

let me die already : but I suppose the sweater is not horrendous so i’ll take it.

chocolate muncher : “is that supposed to be a compliment?”

let me die already : oh shut up.

chocolate muncher : wwell

chocolate muncher : lookk

chocolate muncher : you didn’tt yell at youur anomalies so sommething must be wwrong

chocolate muncher : and urr like

chocolate muncher : nevver wrong

chocolate muncher : doees that make sensse?

chocolate muncher : you shouuld go to onne of the cliffs iin outertale, its pretty and quuiet

chocolate muncher : i go thhere wwhenever shiit happens

let me die already : i’ll think about it.

chocolate muncher : ggood

chocolate muncher : i’ll be in the anti-void 

chocolate muncher : havve fun with your nnew sweater andd don’t die

let me die already : whatever.

let me die already : don’t die either.

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New friends ^^!

-6:41 pm-

chocolate muncher : ddo u geet it noww

THE GREAT BLUE : no 😭😭😭

chocolate muncher : DUDDE

chocolate muncher : ookay let’s staart ovver

chocolate muncher : if thhe titanic has the vallue “float” sset to “none”

brush kisser : HEY GUYYSSS

brush kisser : HI HELLOOOO

brush kisser : im in a bit of a PICKLE

DUDEE : when are you not in a pickle

brush kisser : SHUSH SHUSH 

brush kisser : THIS IS SERIOUS

DUDEE : oh.

DUDEE : about the thing?

brush kisser : yesh :(

DUDEE : ah, mb.

Powder : what thing?

brush kisser : mmmm pretty sure im not supposed to tell y’all the details

brush kisser : meeeeehh

brush kisser : so something very silly happened and now i have a little problem n need y’alls help with it!!

Axe enthusiast : does it have anything to do with boss

brush kisser : wha

brush kisser : okay WOW

brush kisser : you creepy rascal how did u know!!

brush kisser : ye it does!!

Oil leak : GOOPY MENTIONED

Oil leak : IM IN

Oil leak : ALL HAIL GOOPY 🔥🔥🔥

Axe enthusiast : ALL HAIL GOOPY 🔥🔥🔥

Powder : ALL HAIL GOOPY 🔥🔥🔥

DUDEE : do you guys just have one of those for everyone or

DUDEE : also who tf is goopy

DUDEE : OH SHIT NIGHTMARE?

DUDEE : oh shit nightmare…

Oil leak : goopy is the best nickname ever you can’t change my mind

Oil leak : wait

Oil leak : @chocolate muncher u didn’t say it

chocolate muncher : aand im nott plaanning to

brush kisser : gay ass

chocolate muncher : CAAN U KYS 

Axe enthusiast : interesting…

Powder : cmon back to the point

Powder : why do u need our help @brush kisser

brush kisser : hm can’t really ask YOU for help with this

brush kisser : okay guys who here has siblings

Powder : I literally have one wdym???

Oil leak : it doesn’t count if only u can see him bestie 🫶🫶🫶

Powder : shoot yourself please and thank you

Axe enthusiast : I HAVE A SIBLING!!!

THE GREAT BLUE : SIBLING HAVER IS HERE!!

chocolate muncher : hhell no

brush kisser : hell yes

brush kisser : zamn okay only three people??

brush kisser : okay whatever that must be enough 

brush kisser : COME WITH ME LIL GRASSHOPPERS 

Oil leak : wait so we don’t get to help just cuz our brothers went poof poof????

Oil leak : sounds a lil brocist to me!!! 😡😡

Powder : sometimes i wonder how the hell did you manage to get picked by nightmare

Oil leak : he was entranced by my looks obviously 😍

Powder : i was there you dumbass i saw him gag

TWIN SILLINESS‼️‼️

-6:52pm-

brush kisser created “group chat”

brush kisser changed the name of the group from “group chat” to “TWIN SILLINESS‼️‼️”

brush kisser added 3 people

brush kisser : okay!!!

brush kisser : guys how do u solve a sibling fight

THE GREAT BLUE : ohh so that’s what this is

Axe enthusiast : wait what

Axe enthusiast : why do u need help with a sibling fight? I thought u didn’t have siblings 

brush kisser : i’ll explain in a sec! dw :3

chocolate muncher : whhy am i heree

brush kisser : cuz geno n fresh!!

brush kisser : wait i should add them actually 

brush kisser : hold on

chocolate muncher : NNO

chocolate muncher : INK NO PPLEASSE

chocolate muncher : INK I SWWEAR TO GOD IIF U FUCCKING ADD FRESH

brush kisser added 2 people

brush kisser : HII GUYSS

halfway there : ink?

halfway there : what is this

halfway there : also hi error

SUPERFRESH93 : ERRORRRRR 

SUPERFRESH93 : HOW U DOING BIG BRO!!!

chocolate muncher : .

chocolate muncher left the group 

brush kisser added chocolate muncher

brush kisser : nuh uh!!

brush kisser : no leaving i still need u here

chocolate muncher : i hatte you i hate yoou i hate you ii hate you i hhate you i hate youu i hate you

halfway there : be nice

chocolate muncher : mmmghgfff

THE GREAT BLUE : GENO!!! FRESH!! HIIII

SUPERFRESH93 : WHATS POPPING BLUE!!1!1!

halfway there : oh hi blue hru

THE GREAT BLUE : i’m good hbu ^^

halfway there : you know how it is

halfway there : being almost dead n stuff

halfway there : same old same old  

THE GREAT BLUE : oh you! :3

Axe enthusiast : that’s fresh?

brush kisser : yes :D

brush kisser : he’s super cool!!

brush kisser : and way too tall for it to be normal!!

Axe enthusiast : ay twins

SUPERFRESH93 : TWINSIES!!!1!1!

chocolate muncher : thhis is the worst day of my entire life

halfway there : i thought my wedding day was the worst day of ur entire life

chocolate muncher : thaat too

chocolate muncher : the cchocolate fountain wass the onlly good thing abbout it

halfway there : that was reaper’s idea yknow

chocolate muncher : ii don’t carre

SUPERFRESH93 : OH YEAAA

SUPERFRESH93 : Didn’t you steal it afterwards you mad lad!!???

chocolate muncher : SHHUT

brush kisser : OKAY OKAY U GUYS R GETTING DISTRACTED 

Axe enthusiast : are they always like this…

THE GREAT BLUE : hehe yup

THE GREAT BLUE : should’ve seen them in geno’s gyftmas party

halway there : we don’t talk about the gyftmas party.

brush kisser : GUYS GUYS PAY ATTENTION 

brush kisser : okie dokie

brush kisser : so, dream and nightmare talked and dream may had made a little oopsie

brush kisser : (its a HUGE oopsie y’all)

brush kisser : so I thought wow ink you can tots fix this with your amazing writing skilss!!!

brush kisser : yea no that didn’t work

brush kisser : so i’ve gathered u here, siblings of the multiverse, to tell me what the FUNK am I supposed to do cuz like 

brush kisser : it was a REALLLYYY big oopsie

brush kisser : LIKE 

brush kisser : GIGANTIC levels of oopsie

brush kisser : LIKE

chocolate muncher : OKKAY WE GET IIT

chocolate muncher : wwait did u juust get cennsored over text

chocolate muncher : NNO

chocolate muncher : FUNK

chocolate muncher : NOOOOO

Axe enthusiast : ignoring that

Axe enthusiast : depends on what the oopsie was

THE GREAT BLUE : yea exactly!

THE GREAT BLUE : you said they talked right?

Axe enthusiast : did dream say smth bad?

brush kisser : bad doesn’t even begin to describe it 💀

Axe enthusiast : can’t he just apologize?

brush kisser : you see that’s the thing

brush kisser : he really wants to

brush kisser : but nm blocked him 

brush kisser : so now he can’t apologize 

brush kisser : so i have no idea what to do pleasehelpme

halfway there : oh wait i actually know how to help u on this

halfway there : fresh go

SUPERFRESH93 : YO THAT SOUNDS SUPER DUPER UNRAD!1!!1 FORTUNATLY YOU GOT A DOPE BRO LIKE ME TO HELP YOU LIL GUY!!1!1!

SUPERFRESH93 : E MONEY OVER HERE BLOCKS ME AAAAALL THE TIME

chocolate muncher : PLEASE STOP CALLING ME THAT IM ACTUALLY GONNA START SOBBING

SUPERFRESH93 : NO CAN DO BUCKAROO