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Disney's "Tsukishima the Reverse Mermaid" by Smokey310 for rarepairenabler
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
20 May 2016
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“Hold on a second, I need to locate you first.” The loudspeaker crackled some more – Tsukishima wasn't sure if it was supposed to be a little tune and the quality was just abysmal enough to turn it into alien speak. Then the voice was suddenly back. “You're at Ukai department store?”
“You couldn't just ask me?”
“I'd rather interact with our technology,” said the voice and Tsukishima wondered how mean he must have sounded if this person would rather use the brand of technology that gave him this alien speak machine and a broken elevator. “One of our technicians is relatively close-by. It should take about twenty minutes.”
Great. So he was supposed to wait here for another twenty minutes, like a princess needing to be saved? A very smelly princess with a bag of fish guts as her animal companion. He should get in touch with Disney after this – if he could sell his story, he could finally quit this awful job.