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Meowsushi couldn’t believe his eyes as he stared at Akutameowa. “.. no meowing way..” He uttered in shock.
The mafimeowmeow glared at the tiger-like cat. “Shut the meow up, weretiger, and get over here.” He growled.
Meowtugawa had managed to steal a whole fish, which he had planned to eat for himself, until Atpussy came along..
“How did you even manage to take this!??!” The white cat continues staring.
“Ugh, you’re such a pussy, literally.” The other meowed in annoyance.
“You too!”
“SHUT THE MEOW UP.”
Atsushi stares down with a frown at the paper in his hand. Someone.. someone in the office wrote a mini fanfic about him and Akutagawa..?! Unbelievable..
He’d just gone to the bathroom and when he came back it was just laying there! The worst part is that it was written on a computer and then printed out, so he couldn’t know their handwriting!
Atsushi sighs as he looks over at Kenji. “Kenji.. did you.. write anything today?” He asks slowly.
The young teen looks over at Atsushi. “No, why?” He tilts his head a bit.
Atsushi narrows his eyes a bit, as if trying to see through Kenji’s words and trying to read his mind, but in all honesty he’s not sure Kenji ever thinks about anything else than cows. He gives up and sighs. “Nothing..”
It was easy to exclude Kunikida from the list of suspect, so he went straight to Dazai.
“Dazai..?” Atsushi says hesitantly as he watches the older detective tie a noose.
Dazai looks up at the sound of the other’s voice. “Oh, hey, Atsushi! What are you doing here?” He says with a carefree tone, making Atsushi stare at him for a few seconds.
“I was just wondering if.. uh.. you had written anything recently?”
Now it’s Dazai’s turn to blink, looking almost stunned. “Atsushi are you sick?” He asks, his tone low, almost concerned, before he smiles. “You know I would never waste my time writing something!”
Atsushi scowls as he crosses out Dazai’s name on the paper of suspects. He couldn’t believe it wasn’t Dazai.. His train of thought was about to continue, but it was quickly interrupted by Ranpo.
“The president did it.” He states bluntly, sticking a lollipop in his mouth.
“…” Atsushi stares at Ranpo. “………” It’s silent for a few seconds, as both just stares at each other, before Atsushi breaks the silence. “WHAAA—“
“I did it.” Fukuzawa admits unamused.
Atsushi had gone into his office to see if Ranpo really was right, and to his surprise, and horror, he was. The weretiger just stares at his employer in absolute shock for a few seconds.
“.. WHY?” He then exclaims.
“I was bored.” Fukuzawa shrugs.
“And we all know you’re gay.”