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In the house of lamentation group chat
Y/N: BEELZEBUB WTF
Levi: Oh shit she mad
Satan: Yeah I can feel that through the pact she's mad
Belphegor: @Beelzebub bro what did you do?
Beelzebub: idk?
Y/N : WHY TF IS A CORNER CHUNK OF MY DOOR GONE!
Beelzebub: ohhh that I forgot I was supposed to tell you about that!
Levi: @Beelzebub did you seriously eat her door?
Beelzebub: well not the whole door just the corner
Asmodeus: and why did you eat a corner of her door?
Beelzebub: I smelled like her and I missed her cuz she had to go too the human world to visit the doctor for something
Y/N: beel that's very adorable BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU ATE IT
Y/N: @Lucifer i need a new door preferably made of iron so people don't bite on it or try to break in cuz I know damn well more then one of you have tried and succeeded and there are multiple clues for basically almost all of you
Lucifer: I'll get you a new door and a better lock
Y/N: thank you!