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Feed me, please, I am a growing boy, nay, a real grown ass man I am, so heed this request o’mine!
Feed me, I need my plethora of nutrients as according to the plan, alas not feeling so fine!
Feed me, Am not really that greedy, simply wanting what I need when I can!
While you’re all at it, getting that food onto my plate, like you should have in the first place!
Just don’t forget about my friend here, my stuffed and beloved animal called Lula!
Don’t let ‘er fool ya, as this tooka is hungry too, even if it’s not for real food, Lula can still be eatin’
So just quit that eternal bellyaching and get us some food!
Before it’s late and high of the moon!
Oh come on Wrecker, this is the third breakfast you’re having this morn’
And what’s with the constant whining, you’re becoming really annoyin’!
We put all our spare rations on your plate already, so quit complainin’!
Awwww! Come on Hunter! Ya know I need to keep up my strength!
As there is as reason ya’ll keep calling little ole me a powerhouse of a keg,
So keep it coming, put the chow onto my plate, as growing can never be too late!
(Well summit of the sort, didn’t really pay that much attention!)
May I interject Wrecker is right and that he needs all the calories he can get to keep up with the fight!
Yeah, give ‘im what you’ve got Hunt, let Wrecker eat it all while still hot (or then not)!
Agreed, at least he will quit the constant complaining while he eats with that damned doll of his, something curious I cannot explain!
Cross, it’s not a toy. It’s a real life stuffed animal, made out of cloth and whatever! Lula! Ya know her, cuddled with ‘er too I’ve seen ya!
Yeah, yeah Wrecks! Fine, here, you can have mine!
Thanks Cross! Now, anyone got any leftovers? Cause we two are still hungry!
You ate them all up, last nigh, remember that Wrecks?
Oh, yeah, must’ve forgot in my hungry daze!
Gobble, gobble, munch, munch, all that extra food was soon eaten up!