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We’re here and we’re totally sassy
But in a classy kind of a way
Cause we can pull it off easy as that and then we add the trademark sway
We might just go off with a derogative scoff
If your need to state stupid things like that won’t stop!
We’re not really all that mean, simply misunderstood
Our repertoire for comebacks learnt in the, well some kind of hood?
Not really no, but somewhere there in the galaxy cold
As you try to work for the Empire and then be to afterwards all kinds of bold!
Alas. we two, can so make it happen!
Being the types like snarky, snide while grinning on the side
We two are totally on the same level, united and in tune
With the each other, guess ever since that time on the outpost it loomed
Cause we’re the surly sniper called Crosshair
And his best new mate, the former Commander Mayday
We’re the power duo with the most magnificent arsenal hitting targets
With all them burn words prepped to snipe out all your stupid remarks
So don’t call us mean, simply because we can be all that too,
Call us clever as that is what we are and always will be, no need to sue!
We’re so ready with any kind of comeback for whatever comment you may provide
As we two stand here united, sassy, classy, surely, mean girlie, whatever, you decide!