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  1. just a little bit of burglary by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    15 May 2016

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    Bilbo has issues with frustration.

    A haughty dwarf king turns up on his doorstep to scout his company’s burglar, or something equally ridiculous.

    Naturally, Thorin is an ass and Bilbo doesn’t take it well.

    It ends with both of them mutually, for wont of a better term, discovering a most pleasurable way of blowing off steam. Unfortunately they then have to suffer each other's company over the next year and a highly dangerous journey to Erebor...

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