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  1. A Convenient Partnership by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    14 Aug 2025

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    Bilbo Baggins had been betrothed to Lobelia Bracegirdle since birth, but after seeing her in bed with another, Bilbo finds himself seeking a different kind of future - preferably one without her in it.

    Fortunately, there is a dwarven lord at a tavern in Bree, looking for an investment partner, and Bilbo Baggins just happens to sit on a very large marriage fund...

     

    TW: Drinking, drunk dealings, cheating (not Thorin/Bilbo), insinuations of sexual harassment (not Thorin/Bilbo), general stupidity.

    This may or may not contain 'crack'. I have no idea how humour works, but I do know they will wake up in the same bed within a very short time...
    ...oh, and they're heading to Erebor. <3

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