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A Convenient Partnership by Daisyflower
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Aug 2025
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Summary
Bilbo Baggins had been betrothed to Lobelia Bracegirdle since birth, but after seeing her in bed with another, Bilbo finds himself seeking a different kind of future - preferably one without her in it.
Fortunately, there is a dwarven lord at a tavern in Bree, looking for an investment partner, and Bilbo Baggins just happens to sit on a very large marriage fund...
TW: Drinking, drunk dealings, cheating (not Thorin/Bilbo), insinuations of sexual harassment (not Thorin/Bilbo), general stupidity.
This may or may not contain 'crack'. I have no idea how humour works, but I do know they will wake up in the same bed within a very short time...
...oh, and they're heading to Erebor. <3Series
- Part 3 of The Epics
