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Birthdays are weird traditions but I quite like mine .it’s like knowing that today was the day my miserable yet somewhat weirdly exciting life started. I highly doubt that after 6 long hours of study session for my upcoming finals I would have it in me to walk to the nearest bakery, which was six blocks away. then I had the greatest idea in all history ,why not just throw some pancake mix in the oven and hope for the best [narrator: it was in fact not the greatest idea in all history]
So here I am sitting on a table that I picked from the roadside with a missing leg but guess what I made Thomas :the VI th {my golden retriever pup} ,the cutest birthday cap with pink glitter sparkles and the rhinestones that I bought to decorate my project about mansplaining.
That was a real fun thesis. Scraping the burnt cake out ,”it smells delicious ,does’nt it ,Thomas” “hey hey don’t give me that look ,it’s my birthday and we both are gonna finish this devil delight ” I say pointing towards the cake . Thomas sniffs the cake but declines my generous offer “more for me I guess”.
“let’s make a wish together Tommy to never be sad ever again ,well that’s kind of my selfish wish you ,yourself are a ball of joy and hair” Thomas nods as if he deciphered what I just said.
“happy birthday to me” Thomas nudges me “yes yes tommy happy birthday to you too , mY gOoD bOy
Birthdays are weird traditions but I quite like mine .it’s like knowing that today was the day my miserable yet somewhat weirdly exciting life started. I highly doubt that after 6 long hours of study session for my upcoming finals I would have it in me to walk to the nearest bakery, which was six blocks away then I had the greatest idea in all history why not just throw some pancake mix in the oven and hope for the best [narrator: it was in fact not the greatest idea in all history]
So here I am sitting on a table that I picked from the roadside with a missing leg but guess what I made Thomas :the VI th {my golden retriever pup} ,the cutest birthday cap with pink glitter sparkles and the rhinestones that I bought to decorate my project about mansplaining.
That was a real fun thesis. Scraping the burnt cake out ,”it smells delicious ,does’nt it ,Thomas” “hey hey don’t give me that look ,it’s my birthday and we both are gonna finish this devil delight ” I say pointing towards the cake . Thomas sniffs the cake but declines my generous offer “more for me I guess”.
“let’s make a wish together Tommy to never be sad ever again ,well that’s kind of my selfish wish you ,yourself are a ball of joy and hair” Thomas nods as if he deciphered what I just said.
“happy birthday to me” Thomas nudges me “yes yes tommy happy birthday to you too , mY gOoD bOy
Birthdays are weird traditions but I quite like mine .it’s like knowing that today was the day my miserable yet somewhat weirdly exciting life started. I highly doubt that after 6 long hours of study session for my upcoming finals I would have it in me to walk to the nearest bakery, which was six blocks away then I had the greatest idea in all history why not just throw some pancake mix in the oven and hope for the best [narrator: it was in fact not the greatest idea in all history]
So here I am sitting on a table that I picked from the roadside with a missing leg but guess what I made Thomas :the VI th {my golden retriever pup} ,the cutest birthday cap with pink glitter sparkles and the rhinestones that I bought to decorate my project about mansplaining.
That was a real fun thesis. Scraping the burnt cake out ,”it smells delicious ,does’nt it ,Thomas” “hey hey don’t give me that look ,it’s my birthday and we both are gonna finish this devil delight ” I say pointing towards the cake . Thomas sniffs the cake but declines my generous offer “more for me I guess”.
“let’s make a wish together Tommy to never be sad ever again ,well that’s kind of my selfish wish you ,yourself are a ball of joy and hair” Thomas nods as if he deciphered what I just said.
“happy birthday to me” Thomas nudges me “yes yes tommy happy birthday to you too , mY gOoD bOy
Birthdays are weird traditions but I quite like mine .it’s like knowing that today was the day my miserable yet somewhat weirdly exciting life started. I highly doubt that after 6 long hours of study session for my upcoming finals I would have it in me to walk to the nearest bakery, which was six blocks away then I had the greatest idea in all history why not just throw some pancake mix in the oven and hope for the best [narrator: it was in fact not the greatest idea in all history]
So here I am sitting on a table that I picked from the roadside with a missing leg but guess what I made Thomas :the VI th {my golden retriever pup} ,the cutest birthday cap with pink glitter sparkles and the rhinestones that I bought to decorate my project about mansplaining.
That was a real fun thesis. Scraping the burnt cake out ,”it smells delicious ,does’nt it ,Thomas” “hey hey don’t give me that look ,it’s my birthday and we both are gonna finish this devil delight ” I say pointing towards the cake . Thomas sniffs the cake but declines my generous offer “more for me I guess”.
“let’s make a wish together Tommy to never be sad ever again ,well that’s kind of my selfish wish you ,yourself are a ball of joy and hair” Thomas nods as if he deciphered what I just said.
“happy birthday to me” Thomas nudges me “yes yes tommy happy birthday to you too , mY gOoD bOy