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Angle: dude why the FUCK did my dad just text me and use ^_^
Cent: idk but ^_^
Angle: hes like a teen girl on myspace
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Angle: CENT
Angle: CENTROSS
Angle: I HAVE A REALLY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Cent: yes??
Angle: i have tea :3
Cent: spill?
Angle: no like
Angle: tea
Angle: slurp slurp
Cent: oh
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Angle: hey my pookie princess how are u?? :3
Cent: ..i’m doing good how are you doin?
Angle: im good :3
Cent: thats nice to hear
Angle: :3333
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Angle: I HATE THESE STUPID ASS CHRONIC NOSEBLEEDS
Cent: sorry love, do you want a tampon or something???
Angle: …
Angle: HUH?!
Cent: idk shove it up ur nose or something
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Cent: love are you alright??
Angle: yeah of course, why would’t i be???
Cent: cause you walked into the bathroom then started blasting mitski
Angle: IM IN MY FEELS BRO
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Cent: my love, im dying :(
Angle: you stepped on glass you’re fine
Cent: wow fine, see if I put you in my will