Chapter Text
hello, my name is Kiyotaka Ijichi, this is what i look like,
pretty lame right? yeah...
so you might be wondering, 'what is this lame ass doing being clung on by itadori yuji while five different men and the king of curses glare at him as if though they were going to kill him at any moment?'
well...
"WhAt A pReTtY gIrL" the curse said in a distorted voice spitting a pink goo out of its mouth towards kugisaki, in turn she dodged it but than saw the curse turned its attention to megumi. "megumi to your right!" nobara shouted at her raven haired friend who in turn snapped his head in the direction right before the curse shot its green goo at him, "bastard" megumi grunted as he lifted his hands up and summoned his two wolves who clamped their teeth on the curses 'legs' to keep it from jumping around, "YUJI! do it!" the tall teen shouted.
"un!" yuji replied and he jumped up behind the goopy curse who looked like a humanized pig, he thrusted his curse infused fist right into the curses neck effectively making its head roll across the ground with purple blood splattering all over his arms, "bleghhhh!" yuji stuck his tongue out disgusted by the substance, "oh quit whining, this isn't your first time princess." nobara mocked flicking her hair. megumi retreated his shadows and stood up straight sighing, "I know that! but it's still gross no matter how many times i feel it.." yuji huffed.
"here you go yuji, use this towel to remove it.." Ijichi handed the pinket a small towel with a smile, "awah! you're a life saver Ijichi-san!" yuji snatched the towel and started to wipe his arms from the reeking blood, both megumi and nobara rolling their eyes at his antics.
" you guys sure do get things done quickly. I'd expect nothing less from satarous students." a sly voice chimed in and the two turned to see who it belong to but yuji already dashed past them recognizing it, "Geto-sensei you're here!" yuji stood in front of the long haired man looking up to him with with gleaming eyes which in turn caused his teachers friend to ruffle his hair fondly.
"its been a while yuji-kun, you haven't changed a bit..im glad." suguru smiles down to him than turns his attention to the other two students who only nodded in respect at the man while Ijichi just held his hands behind his back nervously.
"i came here to pick you three up to go on another mission in place of gojo since he's been sent out for the rest of the day." and as geto says this both nobara and yuji groan loudly both talking in unison. "buttt we just got doneee with thisss!" they mopped causing him to chuckle his smirk not faltering. megumi on the other hand stayed quiet but his domineer said it all.
"no need to fuss its an easy curse close to the school so it shouldn't take too long." suguru says already walking in the direction of the black and getting inside motioning the teens to follow along while Ijichi stood by outside awaiting for everyone to board so he can start driving. they all sigh but give into their duties.
megumi was the first to get in and nobara and yuji dragged their feet to the car muttering things like 'this sucks', 'this is child labor', and 'stupid long haired old man'.
and as nobara was about to set her foot into the car they heard a low voice speaking coming from where the curses corpse was "pReTtY gIrL.." this made the two of them face the direction and both of their eyes went wide when the curse looked like it was about to spit out another round of goo, and it was pursing its lips directly at nobara before it spit out the pink goo. "SHIT" nobara cursed as she reacted too slow and the goo was already about to her, but before it did a black blur stepped in front of her before it shook and fell to the ground, her eyes slowly looked down to see yuji passed out with the pink substance clinging onto his chest while it burned through his clothes.
"YUJJIIII!!" the brunette screamed crouching down to hold up yuji unconscious body her face angry and worried. than another curse dashed by the corner of her eyes, but it wasn't targeting them but the pig like curse who attacked them, making itself bigger than devouring it. "YUJI!" megumi got down to the floor to check on the shorter boys body inspecting the now hardened pink stuff on yujis now bare chest.
nobara looked back to where the other curse came from and she saw both Ijichi and geto standing there. Ijichi was sweating and went down to grab yuji to pick him up so as to put him in the car, and geto was standing there his arm out stretched as the curses essence went into a swirling ball he was holding.
what really surprised her though was that he didn't have his usually condescending smile on but instead his narrow eyes were open as he frowned, and nobara could swear he had a possessive look about him right than and there...
"change of plans you two have the rest of the day off. ill take yuji to shoko for inspection." the older man didn't even look at the two as he got back into the car. both megumi and nobara stayed quiet knowing there's no 'but's' to be said as they got into the car.
Ijichi was opening the door to the passenger seat to lay yuji into it when he felt the teens body stir in his arms, he turned his eyes to meet yujis now opened ones which were wide and looked mesmerized as he looked into the scrawny mans face.
"yuji-kun a-are you alrigh-"
"can i be your bride..?"
"..."
"..."
nobara and megumi slowly peaked out their head their mouths gaping at what they just heard from the back seats.
"excuse me...?..." Ijichi questioned with a blank look. 'maybe i misheard that. maybe he said something else.'
"kyahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! i didn't mean to say that out loud!" yuji covered his face with his two hands and wiggled back and forth in a bewildered Ijichi's arms. "...pardon..?" he squeaked this time.
"oi. old man..the hell did you do..?.." megumi darkly spoke glaring at the driver, nobara was sucking in her lips trying not to laugh as much as she can only letting a few snorts out here and there.
but neither of those really worried him as much as... geto's murderous smile from the left side of the car.
--one awkward car ride later--
(yuji shyly sneaking glances at his new crush and two men glaring daggers at the driver while nobara tried not to laugh)
"say ahhh..." shoko's monotone voice rang out as she put a special wooden stencil into a fidgeting yuji's mouth.
she backed up and threw away the tool along with her latex glove. "well, after i inspected him both physically..and.. emotionally.. I've concluded what the side effect and its duration are." she walked to her desk to write down something on her computer.
geto only hummed awaiting her to continue while Ijichi was forcefully sat down for the sake of the diagnosis since yuji seems to be reacting to him more abnormally than others. he kept looking at the floor sweating bullets as he felt itadori's passionate gaze drilling holes into him.
"it's simple really.. so simple its almost comical.." the older woman with the eye bags said pulling out her cigarette and a lighter, "you see, as from what you gave me from the curses sample, when the curse was shooting the boys it shot out a green substance that was acidic enough to melt through skin, and when it shot at kugisaki it instead used a pink goo. which from what I've seen makes the target pliant and submissive to the first person they see.. rendering them useless in battle.. or in the perverted curses case makes girls vulnerable enough for it to take advantage of .." she finished off huffing her cig.
geto kept smiling but a vein showed on his face, "so you're saying yuji is stuck being like this for how long exactly..?" geto opened his eyes staring at his dear doctor friend.
"well thing is..it'd usually 2 hours for the curses effect to completely wear off but.. since you impulsively decided to consume it.. it'll take about two weeks extended time.." she sighed.
geto had a dark aura around him as he heard the duration of the effect than suddenly snapped his head to Ijichi who flinched and straightened up from his slumping posture.
"you're not to be a mile near yuji for the next two weeks." geto sends a warning smile to which Ijichi quickly shakes his head multiple times in obedience not wanting to be involved in the teens affections to begin with.
hearing this though made yujis eyes widen and he leaped out of the bed he was being tested on to rush and leap onto Ijichi's lap making the mans face pale in fear.
"noooo~~ i wanna see Ijichi-sama~! " yuji nuzzled his head into the trembling man's neck and turned his head to glare at geto who had his eyes wide open and mouth slightly opened. not once has yuji ever in the time of knowing the cheerful boy has he ever glared or looked angry at geto or anyone who wasn't a curse... this is definitely a major issue.
geto clenched his fists but than put his fake smile back on, vein pulsing. "i see. very well. lets head back to the others than I'm sure they're worried." he gritted eyes closed than walking out of the room.
"don't worry about him Ijichi-sama~ i wont leave you~" yuji nuzzled into the mans arm as they walked out behind geto. 'why..me..'
---
"yuji come here. get away from him." megumi tried to grab yuji but yuji only turned his head away ignoring the teen making him bite his lip in annoyance.
"this is the best day of my life! pwahahaha!!" nobara cackled at her friends misery, *flick* "OW! who di-" nobara yelled but saw geto looking down at her displeased. "haha..haaa..sorry." she nervously apologized. she wouldn't have taken that from gojo but suguru is a whole other story.
"you said he's gonna be like this for the next two weeks? is there really no way to remove the curses effect..?" megumi said still looking at his entranced friend with annoyance.
"not as far as we know. but until than we can only keep a eye on..him." geto sent a certain look to Ijichi. and the nervous man only looked to the side trying his best to ignore yujis whispered comments.
"nee nee~ lets get out of here" "you smell so good Ijichi-sama~"
*BANG*
"YAHOO!~~ Guess who's back everyone~!"
geto, megumi and nobara all groaned at the loud voice to which gojo had expected, but, what he did not expect was that there was not cute energy ball jumping to welcome him.
gojos arms were extended holding bags filled with sweets for his students, he stood there smiling waiting for the traditional hug of excitement and gratitude from his yuji but...nothing.
gojo than put his arms down and put it on top of his forehead pretending to look around jokingly but than spotted yuji in the corner sitting cozily on his drivers lap, *tsk*, "ahh it seems a certain student of mine might have not heard me~ yujiii-kunn~ I'm here~!" gojo got closer this time extending out his arms yet again being met with silence other than nobaras stifled chuckle.
yuji turned his head back to look at his teacher "oh hey gojo." his eyes were blank while looking at gojo showing no emotion and no respect, but as soon as he turned to Ijichi he practically had hearts in his eyes. "hello..gojo.." Ijichi followed trying to sound normal but he was about to piss his pants knowing how sensitive gojo is.
gojo stood there shattered but composed himself, than straightened his back looking towards the other people in the room trying to get a explanation.
geto sighs and starts explaining
---
as gojo sat there, his blindfold off now, it was pretty hard not to show malice in his expression towards his assistant even if it wasn't his fault.
"yuji. come here." gojo commanded rather than asked.
it was like yuji didn't hear him (or just ignored him)
gojo bit down his anger. "fine. Ijichi come here."
now of course the man stood up stright making yuji stumble back "w-woah c-come back!" yuji whined reaching for him as he walked over to his boss, "gottcha." gojo grabbed yujis waist making the younger teen yelp in surprise.
"yuji snap out of it! you need to snap back into your senses!." yuji only squinted his eyes and looked annoyed at the man. "ew, let go."
"I'm clearly much more handsome than him! cant your eyes see that?!"
the others only looked on in disgust at gojos ego.
"now now gojo, that wont help out with anything." geto tugged yuji away from gojos grip and the white haired sorcerer put his head in his hands distraught at this situation.
not once in his life has been rejected for his looks. ever. but now..he has.. from the one person he favored.
"Ijichi..~ help me~ he wants to separate us~" moaned into the drivers arms.
"oh man, curses sure are scary.. yuji is acting so out of character right now... bet he'd jump off a building if he saw this display." nobara cringed to herself megumi silently agreeing but still a bit jealous.
this was all too much for him.. he can handle curses and bad bosses sure but a horny teen clinging to him while he was getting death glares is not what he signed up for in this job.
Ijichi had enough and spoke up sternly. "yuji while i appreciate your enthusiasm, i don't like you in that way. you're not my type. please get off." he than moves the surprised teen off of his arms, sweat dropping waiting to see how he would react.
megumi, geto and gojo clenched their jaws not sure how to feel about what was said.
on one hand they'd kill to have a desperate yuji clinging to them with want, so Ijichi just rejecting the boy is like a sin.
though on the other hand they're glad yuji was rejected for their own benefits. what a dilemma.
*hic*
all eyes snapped to yuji.
"w-whats your type tha- hic- than?" delicate tears fell from yujis face, one of his fingers on his face making him look alluring.
'crap.' the driver thought
"hahahaha!~ Ijichi-sann~" a strong grip came from gojo, "watch your words." the tone changed immediately.
"y-yes sir."
"bastard." a quiet whisper reached the assistants ears.
yuji clenched his pants than spoke, "i-ill be back!" he ran out of the meeting room abruptly not letting anyone protest against it.
---
"i think we should just lock yuji up until the two weeks are over. i mean i've locked him up for two months before, two weeks would be noth-*thwack* " a soda can was thrown at gojo but his infinite barrier blocked it making it spill on the ground.
"don't just say that casually." megumi gritted. "i agree, i'd rather not remember your antics." nobara chimed in. geto only chuckled.
"so mean megumi~" gojo jokingly pouted. his arm was slung around a quivering Ijichi.
foot steps were heard coming down the hall than the door slid open again.
silence
"..." "..." "..." "holy.....shit." nobara cursed than pulled up her phone.
"i-im back Ijichi-sama~" yuji blushed walking towards the man sitting next to a awe struck gojo with an equally shocked and flustered geto and megumi standing by.
yuji stood in front of him shyly gripping on his sweater. "so what do you think..?"
"you look so sexy yuji-kunn~~" gojo yelled leaping to hug his student but was dodged making him fall to the ground "boo~" he pouted
he awaited an answer ignoring his teacher. he was wearing nobaras skirt, and oh boy did it fit him in all the right spots. his smooth meaty thighs were revealed in all their glory to the men, all of them stared hard except the one yuji wanted attention from. actually, Ijichi felt like he was about to have an aneurism. this was way out of his pay check.
"why wont you look..? am i too ugl-"
"NO!" Gojo and Megumi yelled before yuji can finish saying such blasphemy while geto was still eyeing him down intently.
"i asked him not you guys." yuji coldly said to the two.
both flinched at the tone but refrained from doing anything knowing this isn't their normal yuji.
"p-please leave me alone yuji.. you're killing me.." 'literally'
---
choso and yuuta were walking in the halls of jujutsu high just now getting back from a B class mission that took them a few days to get over with.
"phew now all we have to do is report to geto-sensei and we can have our days off~" yuuta stretched as he walked smiling that he gets to finally relax.
"yes...i really want to spend time with my little brother.." choso replied shortly keeping his eyes forward as he held a bag of human things yuji said he liked.
( choso joined up with the sorcerers in this timeline, remember he said it would've been a better outcome than joining curses in the manga.)
"jeez.. all you've talked about is yuji the entire mission.. i don't know anything about you choso." yuuta sighed as they turned the corner
"that is because we are merely just partners on a mission, we have no need to asquint ourselves." said back coldly still thinking of how yuji is going to be when he sees the gifts he's bought.
'he might even call me onii-chan.' he smiled fondly at the fantasy.
don't get yuuta wrong here, he did not really care to know choso but he wanted to get on his good side since he sees how close him and yuji are claiming to be his big brother while also sleeping in the same dorm room since the higher ups said that's the only place the half curse can stay if they were going to allow him join the ranks. it made yuuta jealous at first but since he says that they're brothers than he has nothing to worry about....right..??
*tap tap tap*
foot steps were heard from behind them and both looked back.
it was yuji smiling giddily while he was wearing a short skirt...
he ran past the two stunned men.
yuutas eyes were wide and he felt his nose bleed a bit from the enticing sight
"y-yu-YUJJIII!!" choso yelled as the mark on the bridge of his nose flared with blood.
---chapter 1 end---
