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[Dipper & Pacifica]
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: so Pacifica
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: I really appreciate you helping me
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: But I don’t think you ever can again.
PlatinumPacifica: Why not?
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: Mabel’s been playing Can You Feel The Love Tonight
PlatinumPacifica: Well, it’s a good song–
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: For TWELVE HOURS STRAIGHT
PlatinumPacifica: Oh.
PlatinumPacifica: I feel your pain.
[Pacifica & Wendy]
PlatinumPacifica: Wendy, can you do me a favor?
PlatinumPacifica: It’s for a good cause.
wendy’s_axes: depends
wendy’s_axes: What is it?
PlatinumPacifica: Messing with Dipper.
wendy’s_axes: no, I meant what is the favor
wendy’s_axes: also, is messing w/Dipper really a good cause?
wendy’s_axes: don’t you think he needs a break?
PlatinumPacifica: Just send this video to him with no context and don’t tell him it’s technically from me [1 video attached]
wendy’s_axes: can you feel the love tonight . . . with kazoos? what’s going on?
PlatinumPacifica: I’m joining forces with Mabel to mess with Dipper.
PlatinumPacifica: she’s been playing that song on repeat
PlatinumPacifica: I told Dipper I sympathized with his pain
PlatinumPacifica: But really I’m plotting behind his back
wendy’s_axes: k, i guess that’s a pretty tame plan to mess with him.
PlatinumPacifica: don’t mention me or Mabel or anyone when you send it to him–just send it with no context.
wendy’s_axes: will do
[Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000 created a new chat]
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: So which of you put Wendy up to this? [1 screenshot attached. It’s of Dipper’s messages with Wendy and shows a 12-hour video named Can You Feel The Love Tonight but with kazoos]
GrappleGlitterGirl: HA
GrappleGlitterGirl: Who says anyone put her up to this?
GrappleGlitterGirl: Clearly she saw through time and space and realized YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
PlatinumPacifica: Mabel, please do not.
GrappleGlitterGirl: admit it, Paci. Cifica? Fizzy? What’s a good nickname?
PlatinumPacifica: . . . pacifica.
GrappleGlitterGirl: that’s your real name :(
GrappleGlitterGirl: it doesn’t count
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: Not everyone wants a nickname, Mabel.
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: We’ve talked about this before.
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: Many times. So many times. Anyway, the point isn’t . . . about whatever Mabel is trying to do.
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: The point is who told Wendy to send that video, because it had to be one of you two. I’m guessing it’s Pacifica, since she’s the only person outside of Mabel and my parents who knows, and our parents don’t have Wendy’s contact information. And I think Mabel would have admitted it by now if she put Wendy up to it.
GrappleGlitterGirl: So confession time
GrappleGlitterGirl: I put Wendy up to it.
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: MABEL
GrappleGlitterGirl: JK, no I didn’t
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: PACIFICA
PlatinumPacifica: pfff you can’t prove anything
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: Wendy, you’re in this chat too.
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: Who put you up to this? (Pacifica, I KNOW IT’S YOU!!!)
wendy’s_axes: nah I’m not gonna tell you. this is way too much fun.
wendy’s_axes: besides, who says I didn’t see through the space-time continuum or whatever?
wendy’s_axes: as Soos says
wendy’s_axes: “andything is possumble”
GrappleGlitterGirl: I thought it was “andything can hadplen”
wendy’s_axes: oh
wendy’s_axes: u might be right
wendy’s_axes: i think that’s what he said
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: I’ve heard him say both
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: Anyway, I guess you are in Gravity Falls . . . (I STILL THINK IT’S YOU, PACIFICA!)
PlatinumPacifica: : <
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: what
PlatinumPacifica: : <
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
PlatinumPacifica: : < : < : <
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: i’m done
Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000: goodbye
[Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000 made GrappleGlitterGirl the admin]
[Dipper_AnomalyHunter5000 left the chat]
GrappleGlitterGirl: So Pacifica
GrappleGlitterGirl: It was you, wasn’t it?
GrappleGlitterGirl: Admit it
GrappleGlitterGirl: Dipper and Pacifica
GrappleGlitterGirl: Sitting in a tree
PlatinumPacifica: no I just wanted to mess with him
[PlatinumPacifica left the chat]
wendy’s_axes: if u start shipping me with some random guy i’m leaving too
GrappleGlitterGirl: hmm
GrappleGlitterGirl: what about one of your friends
GrappleGlitterGirl: Like . . . Nate?
[wendy’s_axes left the chat]
GrappleGlitterGirl: aw man
GrappleGlitterGirl: really thought I had something good there :(((((
