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The Real Smite Of The Feminine Afterlife by urproblematicfav
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Aug 2024
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"Is it because I'm a woman?"
Angel had mentioned multiple times that he "didn't do girls." or at the very least charged extra. There were many jokes at that poor little angry moth's expense, in which Angel gently handed her his rates and hours sheet when she started getting mad at his behavior around the Hotel. Perhaps that was the problem?
Angel goes from looking kinda bored to suddenly very panicked. "You're a what." He stares, very intensely, and shifts on his secondaries so he's half sitting up. "Since wh- you're a what?"
Alastor blinks, and looks down between his legs, wet spot growing on his underwear, and the slick currently dripping off his fingers. "If I'm not then I've surely missed quite a lot in the last century that I've been dead."
"Are you fuckin' telling me, that the entire year I've known you, that you were a fuckin' girl this whole time?"
"Yes? Was that not obvious when I took my clothes off, or when I started fingering myself instead of "jerking off" like you kept mentioning?" Oh dear, maybe he was wrong to go to Angel about this. Blind leading the blind, apparently.
"Why didn't ya say anythin'? Fuck!"
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BottomAlastorWeek2024
Day 4, Dirty TalkSeries
- Part 1 of AK's various hazbin week prompts
- Part 1 of Feminine Afterlife