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"Nagito, what the hell are you doing?" Hajime Asked. He saw Nagito getting a gun from the store.
"Don't tell me you're going to..." Hinata thought for a moment. Nagito wanted to be a victim so badly, so why would he kill anyone other than himself? Maybe he was getting the gun for his killer? Hajime grabbed Nagito's shoulder.
"I'm not going to allow anyone else to die, and that includes you Nagito." Hajime stated. Nagito's heart skipped a beat.
"Hajime, I'm not going to kill anyone..." Nagito said. "Then what are you doing with the gun?" Hajime asked Nagito.
"Well... Not anyone on this island." Nagito followed up. Hajime looked slightly surprised. "W-What do you mean?" Hajime asked, and Nagito smiled.
"It's my right as a citizen to see the upcoming election rally, Right? So Monokuma is letting me see it." Nagito's smile turned twisted. "So I'm going to get this gun, and shoot the ultimate despair... DONALD JOHN TRUMP!" Nagito laughed hysterically.
"Wait, Nagito, Aren't we jap-" Hajime immediately shut up.
If lying about being an American could get him out of here... He has to do what he has to do.
"I'll come with you. To make sure YOU don't cause anything." Hajime insisted. Nagito smiled, was Hajime really coming with him?!
"Of course! The more the merrier!" Nagito smiled.
"HEY! MONOKUMA! THE DEBEATE IS ABOUT TO START!" Nagito yelled.
"Allllrighty then! I'll allow you to go, but ONLY because I'm under obligation to!" Monokuma laughed.
"Alright, Lets go!" Through the power of hope, Nagito and Hajime teleported to the election rally.
"Nagito, are you really sure about this?" Hajime asked. "Of course I am, Hajime! More then anything!" Nagito laughed.
"I should've known. When you put your mind to it, you never back down, do you?" Hajime sighed. He knew very little about Nagito, other then he's 'In love with the hope inside of Hajime' (whatever that means...) And that he never backs down and always trusts his luck.
"Hey, what will we do if we get caught?" Hajime whispers.
"I don't think we'll get caught. Republicans are too stupid to care about finding a shooter. Even if they did get angry and try to find us, they'd be hypocrites, right? Since most republican's are wife-beating shooters." Nagito muttered just loud enough for Hajime to hear.
Hajime nodded. He didn't even care at this point, because he's probably going to die or be a murderer either way once he get's back to the Island.
"Oh, but if we do get caught as crime partners, I just wanted to say that... your hope isn't the only thing I love about you." Nagito said to Hajime.
He wasn't even looking at him. Nagito was just focusing on his gun. Hajime was in a state of shock. Did Nagito actually mean that?
"No, that's wrong." Hajime said. "Say it to my face. Look me in the eyes when you say it." Hajime insisted.
"Hajime, I love you." Nagito said. "Nagito... I..." Hajime muttered.
"AND I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE... IM GETTING MARRIED TO JOE BIDEN...!" Trump yelled.
"NOW NAGITO SHOOT HIM!!" Hajime yelled. Nagito shot and…
Missed.
Nagito smiled. Hajime was about to yell, but Monokuma brought them back with the power of despare or however you spell it.
"NAGITO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MISS" Hajime shouted angerly.
"Heh... I guess someone as worthless as me couldn't even pull a John F Kennady... How unbearable..."
"Nagito... With your luck, maybe we can gain somthing out of this..." Hajime said.
"Is he talking about a relationship...?" Nagito thought. "I hope so.." Nagito said. In the end, Hajime was proven right, cause Kammala Harris was now running for presadent. Three cheer's for Nagito Komeda and Hajime Hinata. Hip... Hip... HORRAY!!!!!