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???1: "Do you ever just get a really good idea?"
???2: "Huh? What do you mean?"
???1: "Do you ever just get a really good idea?"
It was a completely normal day in the Snipperclips world. I mean, Snip and Clip were solving puzzles together. Like usual. Beating the shit out of each other. Like usual.
And that's just how everything was. Until something entirely unusual happened.
A strange portal opened up. And a cat came out of it. But it was not any ordinary cat. This cat had a knife! It was wearing a blue latex bow and dress. It was standing on two legs, and it had... ARMS. Something Snip and Clip did not have.
Snip and Clip were baffled to say the least. They had never seen such a creature before. Never mind how they knew what a cat was, they were worrying for their lives. I mean, even though they know they could respawn and stuff, it was scary. It had a KNIFE, why wouldn't you be scared of some bipedal cat threatening you with a knife?
But then idiot Clip decided to interact with it.
Clip: "Uhh, hello there, uh, strange cat. Do you, uh, need anything?"
Alliecat: "no."
Clip: "Then why are you holding a KNIFE?"
Alliecat: "I was cutting vegetables."
Snip: "Hey maybe it came from one of the other levels"
I mean, Snip had a point, they had seen just a bunch of other levels. Like, there was at least 15 levels they knew about. Plus, they didn't know about the other 4 worlds outside of the Noisy Notebook. They were in this one baseball level, I mean, it's pretty simple, but Alliecat just interrupted here.
They kinda just ignored Alliecat until they could complete the level, except there was one problem. Alliecat kept pressing the button so that the baseball would reset. Then Snip went over to tell Alliecat to stop.
Welp that was a mistake made. Alliecat cut Snip into several pieces. Which was quite terrifying for Clip. I mean if you saw your girlfriend or someone you love just get dismembered and her body cut up with a chainsaw by some random person, you would probably be terrified as well.
At least in this world they respawn, so Snip eventually came back. And Clip was angry.
Clip: "Hey you stupid cat! Get away from us!"
Alliecat just rushed towards Clip, and he just kicked her. Like several times in the back trying to push her back into the portal. oh yeah and Snip was watching as Clip dodged and kicked Alliecat.
Then another thing came out of the portal. This time it was a strange roll of packaging tape with a stapler remover and a drawing compass at each of it's sides. It also had googly eyes.
Yape: "LOOKIE HERE ITS ME, YAPE THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL OFFICE SUPPLIES!"
Then Alliecat and Clip stopped fighting for a while just to look at the complete and utter ridiculousness of Yape.
Yape: "HEY WHATCHA DOING LOOKIN AT ME LIKE THAT"
Clip: "What kind of office supply has googly eyes?"
Yape: "ME! YAPE! BUY AT ONLY $4790 AT STAPLES!"
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Alliecat: "Hey why don't you kill that one"
Alliecat pointed at Snip. So Yape being the 'stronger than an anime swordsman' he is, he ripped Snip to shreds. Snip later respawned.
Clip: "Hey stop killing my girlfriend!"
Clip was partly scared of these two things, but tried to stand up to them, to protect Snip.
Alliecat: "why don't you just kill her?"
The sheer thought of killing his lover for absolutely no reason was quite disturbing to Clip. They had the dojo for a reason.
Clip: "Why would I ever do that to her?!"
Alliecat: "Why wouldn't you?"
Yape: "YEAH WE'VE KILLED HER WHY CAN'T YOU"
Alliecat: "We're just trying to get along here, besides, killing is fun!"
Snip trembled a bit at the thought of Clip potentially betraying her.
Snip: "Clip! You aren't really considering that, right?!"
Clip was torn between his relationship with Snip and the new people. On one hand, he want's to protect her at all costs, but who knows what they'll do to both of them. On the other, he could save some trouble just by killing her, at least trying to be friends with them. And who knows, this could be more interesting than the same levels they had been trying to solve.
Clip ran towards Snip, and he cut her into pieces until she was nothing. Of course, per usual, she respawned, but this time, she was filled with rage. How could he? He'll pay for what he's done.
Alliecat: "Uhh, she looks mad."
Snip: "You THINK?" She ran at them, at full speed, with the intent of killing Clip.
Clip: "Okay... Let's get out of here!"
So the 3 of them went through the portal, and it closes before Snip can reach them. Well Snip is stranded here for a while. For a while.
They went on an adventure throughout all of these worlds. Man on the Internet probably wasn't too happy having more people in his office. Juno was probably inconvenienced as well. Alliecat showed them the dead body of Tal. That was weird.
Eventually they found themselves in the Battle for Rice world.
Nori: "Hey! Reachy! Reachy! There's more people here! That means we can do the next season, right?"
Clip: "Next season? Of what?"
Reachy: "The next season of the Battle for Rice, of course!"
Yape: "WHY WOULD I WANT RICE I WANT PIANO"
Alliecat: "Can we kill them? I say yes."
Reachy: "Uh, are they alright?"
Clip: "There's no need to resort to violence for no reason, right?"
Yape: "YOU KILLED YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHY WOULDN'T YOU KILL THESE RANDOS?"
Clip: "Because we have... morals?"
Alliecat: "Yeah no let's kill them anyway"
Alliecat then ran towards Reachy and stabbed it. Then Clip kicked Alliecat out of the way.
Clip: "What are you doing?! Stop that!"
Alliecat and Clip fought each other. Honestly, it was a pretty lame fight, just Clip trying to kick her to death. Somehow. That would never work.
While that was happening, Nori went to check on Reachy. Reachy is bleeding, obviously. She was stabbed. Quite a terrible situation for Nori, sad about the potential death of someone, and angered that she couldn't do anything for it after the cruelty of the others. Like there is nothing around that could possibly help. Actually there is. Yape.
Nori ran towards Yape and she tried to take some of the packaging tape off of him. Needless to say that didn't end well.
Yape: "HEY GET OFF OF ME!"
Nori: "No! You people are the ones that caused this! Now just let me-"
Well Yape tried to attack her using the compass he had as an arm. She managed to dodge it, while also getting some of the tape off. The tape was still on Yape. He chased after her for a while before it tore off. She put the tape on Reachy, hoping it would at least help.
Then something completely unexpected happened. Actually it was kinda expected. Snip appeared out of nowhere. Obviously no one noticed, they were all busy with their own things, but soon, she made her presence clear.
Snip: "CLIP! Just what do you think you're doing?!"
Nori: "Who... are you?"
Yape: "I THOUGHT WE TRAPPED HER!"
Alliecat: "She escaped!"
Clip: "How did you even get here?"
Snip: "Through the level select screen, idiot! The level was easy enough, it's just that stupid cat that ruined it!"
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Snip: "So how are your so-called friends doing?"
Nori: "That thing stabbed Reachy!"
Clip: "These people are terrible! Can we go home now? Snip? Hello?"
Snip: "Was it worth abandoning me, your girlfriend?!"
Clip: "Look, I'm sorry, it was just a mistake, I-"
Snip: "Save that spiel for later. I have... better ways of dealing with all you people."
Snip ran towards Nori, and cut a piece out of her. Quite shocking for Nori.
Nori: "What the... oh no!"
Nori ran away from Snip, while idiot Clip just yelled:
Clip: "Reform! Just reform!"
Nori: "What do you mean reform?!"
That obviously didn't help, and before he knew it, Nori was dead. Clip thought that Nori would respawn, like how he and Snip did. But after waiting for a long time, nothing happened. Nori is dead.
Clip: "What?! How-"
Snip: "Nori is seaweed, and flat enough like paper. No wonder why that works."
Snip wandered over to where Reachy was, just, lying on the ground, motionless.
Snip: "I'll have to fix that eventually."
Clip: "What do you mean-"
Snip: "Goodbye to you. For now."
And then everything went black.
???1: "No, like seriously, the screen just went black. Did it crash? I had a bunch of other files on that computer, hope nothing bad happens."
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???2: "So now what?"
???1: "I just wanted to say that there was already a Yape fanfic made and posted here. It was basically just Yape being a literal god. But technically I came up with the idea to make this fic before that was posted soooooo."
???2: "So the name of this fic doesn't make sense anymore."
???1: "Sure, but no one else besides me and that one person have made Yape fanfic so it probably still counts. Besides I tagged this fic the same way as they did so it's in paper Mario anyway."
???2: "And didn't the tags for Snipperclips exist before you made this?
???1: "Yep. So someone had to have made a Snipperclips fanfic before me. Who knows what it was about. Or why it was deleted."
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???1: "I wonder if anyone will figure out what this thing was based off of. This same story was already told with very different characters."
???2: "I want cheese sticks."
???1: "Fine I'll make you some cheese sticks."
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