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1. Chop Suey! by jakeranda

   Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Aug 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Logan/Wade Wilson
   • Wolverine/Deadpool
   • Logan (X-Men)
   • Wade Wilson
   • Post-Movie: Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
   • Post-Canon
   • spoilers?
   • Kidnapping
   • but it's camp
   • Humor
   • Deadpool being Deadpool
   • Cannon Typical Fourth Wall Breaks
   • Narrator Deadpool
   • Narrator Wolverine
   • they switch
   • First Kiss

   Summary

   I bet you’re wondering how I got here… no I’m not that cliche, this is a high budget fanfiction god dammit.

   How about it was a dark and stormy night. Fuck, no that’s shit too.

   What if… holy balls! You’re here already!

   Fuck it, I guess I’m going with a classic, a beginning to a story every person in their right mind knows, and not a niche personal reference the author is making at all!

   We’re rolling “Suicide.”

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   Or: Deadpool gets kidnapped by bad guys of the week who want to draw out the new and un-improved Wolverine. Logan is confused by their choice of kidnapping, not realizing how much he's grown to enjoy the asshole's company until now.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,889

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

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