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“Oh, what a cute little critter!”
“Oh no Omega, stay away from it, it’s a… small size shitter!”
“Waddaya mean a shitter? It has fur and a very cute face. Oh can’t we just let it here, let it stay!?”
“No Omega! That is a pest, of the worst kind! Something you should never in a hygienic kitchen find.”
“Yeah Kid! That thing, needs to go! And I can easily out the house it throw!”
“No, Echo, Cross, this is a cute little living being. And clearly, it loves the cheese, as far as I am seeing!”
“Omega, this one poops all around and the clean up is a mess! Plus the fact that it might just spread around whatever disease, so nobody around here should be at ease!”
“Oh, creature crawly little rat, I am so sorry, but yeah, my brothers are right and you need to leave, stat!”
“Can I just, kill it now? I can do it in a blink of an eye.”
“No Cross, we can take it outside!”
“Fine, but check when the Kid comes back, that the rat really remained outside and not in our flat”
“Sure Cross, I will do as you said. Now Omega, let’s go and get that rat out of our house and home and send it somewhere far away, so none of us are doomed for long!”
“Come on wee critter, let’s go and find you a now place to dwell. Cause there are reasons there too good they had for me to sell, why you cannot stay here and be our pet!”
“We’ll get you a hound or a tooka, okay Kid? As those kinds are easier and less of a shit!”
“Thanks Echo! And I know just the right thing, a large size Lurca hound would us greatly fit!”
“Great! A hound!”
“Yeah Hunter, that is a promise and a suggestion sound.”
“Well, guess we better start looking for one, I’m sure those are plenty of around.”
“Yup, I know just the perfect place, where we can get one, or more.”
“Hell Cross, I thought you were on my side, the one of no pets allowed, especially those that snore!”
“Nope, gotta love them animals, so yeah, a hound it defiantly is!”
Omega cheering somewhere in the background, only glad to get a new pet for herself! Having Crosshairs wrapped around her wee finger was certainly good. Then again, they all were, so the point? Never mind, is all just.. well good!