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Crocodile stared at Doflamingo in disbelief, watching as he came out of the fitting room in yet another set of clashing animal print beachwear in neon colors. This time it was blindingly pink leopard print capris and a pink half-shirt with a kiss-mark logo on it, leaving his washboard abs exposed. All of it was of course, paired with his habitual coat, sandals and cats-eye sunglasses.
He felt an almost sick humor at how badly the two of them clashed while standing together, Doflamingo in his insane beach bum outfits and Crocodile in his carefully pressed dark suits and coats.
"You are the most obnoxiously dressed man I know," Crocodile drawled, "And that counts Buggy."
Doflamingo stared at him, his lips half parted in what looked like a wounded puppy-dog expression despite not being able to see his eyes.
"You know other men?"
Crocodile sputtered, so taken aback by the ridiculous comment that he could barely speak.
"Doflamingo, you date the other men I know!"
Doffy just burst out laughing, his trademark grin cutting through the false hurt on his face. He scooped his arm around Crocodile and pulled him.
"What can I say, Croc, you know some hot men."