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2024-07-27
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A Story That Goes Nowhere

Summary:

Little Lulu tells Alvin a story that goes nowhere.
If you're not familiar with the Little Lulu comic
books, you won't appreciate this story.

Written for:
https://lindaghill.com/2024/07/26/the-friday-reminder-and-prompt-for-socs-july-27-2024/
where the prompt given was:
”Find a word that ends with “itch” or use the word “itch.” Enjoy!
This story wrote itself.

Work Text:

"Little Itch, the niece of Witch Hazel, pushed Richie Rich and the Poor Little Girl
into a ditch and then ran off so fast she got a stitch in her side."
"That's the dumbest story you ever told me," Alvin said, "and
who is Richie Rich?"
Lulu decided to switch gears.
"Okay, I'll start over," she said. "One morning the Poor Little Girl..."
Alvin began to twitch.
"Not another Poor Little Girl story!"
"Okay," Lulu said, "let's go pitch horseshoes."
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