Work Text:
I have shredded
the couch
that was in
the front room
and which
you were probably
saving
for... reasons...
Forgive me
it was so pleasant
to rend
with my claws
On July 25, twitter user @RepJackKimble wrote, "Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies. Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?"
And then this happened.
I have shredded
the couch
that was in
the front room
and which
you were probably
saving
for... reasons...
Forgive me
it was so pleasant
to rend
with my claws
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