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  1. Rec 8

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    JD Vance entered the IKEA at 3 am, wearing nothing but socks and sandals, a live dolphin nestled snugly between his clenched butt-cheeks. The store was cool and empty, his footsteps echoing pleasantly and his penis gingerly awakening as he headed for the furniture showroom.

    He considered it a rite of passage to break into a furniture store at some godless hour, looking for a soul mate. It was a sign that he wasn’t playing around anymore. He wasn’t just here for the thrill of cheating on the couch he had stolen from his Mamaw (slang for grandmother), no, he was also here to find THE ONE. The couch that would finally complete him, supporting both his back and his passion of becoming vice president.

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    10 Aug 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    In one of his letters to Gene Rodenberry, writer Theodore Sturgeon criticized the constant rewrites of his material. He referred to the revision of the end of “Shore Leave”, where Dr. McCoy is surrounded by half-naked showgirls, as a “first-order Vulgarism”. He went on to give an example of a third-order Vulgarism:

    “The whimsical friction between Bones and Spock is brought to a head by McCoy’s diagnosis that the Vulcanian needs a prostate massage, and must have it. But Spock’s prostate is not near his stern, but his sternum, or breastbone. So we have MED CU McCoy rolling up the sleeve of his tunic, not to the elbow, but to the shoulder.”

    So what if television in the 60’s wasn’t full of a bunch of cowards?

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    08 Dec 2022

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    Kirk and Spock discuss old history.

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    08 Dec 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    Ian gets more than he expected from Alan and Ellie.

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    20 Apr 2020

  5. Rec 29

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    Ursa minor, a Human adopted by the great constellation bear Ursa major, is ready to come back to Earth. He'll meet there a grumpy guy.

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    07 Sep 2018