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1. split the lark by divinebeast

   Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   29 Sep 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alicent Hightower/Rhaenyra Targaryen
   • Alicent Hightower
   • Rhaenyra Targaryen
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Weddings
   • as in laenor and joffrey’s
   • Slow Burn
   • Angst
   • Mutual Pining
   • Butch Rhaenyra Targaryen
   • Lawyer Alicent Hightower
   • yes those are their respective jobs
   • hamlet…?!
   • butchfemme rhaenicent
   • a lot of me saying a whole lot of nothing and then projecting that onto the characters
   • #situationship
   • Jealousy
   • god so much jealousy for two people who are supposedly dating each other
   • a romcom but they also kind of want to kill themselves
   • they are both very unreliable narrators
   • Alcohol

   Summary

   That’s the problem with newly-sharpened pencils. “Then what?” They’re always a second away from needing a new sharpen, a second away from—

   “I mean, I need you to be my date.”

   —breaking. Alicent presses too hard, then, and the lead falls flat with a snapping noise. “What?”

   FEATURING: a very fake relationship, a very real wedding, a play with five acts, and two people who are definitely not in love.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   31,968

   Chapters:

   4/17

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