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A disturbingly loud crashing noise awoke Tsukishima Kei from his slumber. He peered over the bed side to discover Kageyama Tobio falling on his ass from slipping on a volleyball. He looked like he was traveling to the bathroom. Tsukishima could bearly hold his laughter back until he saw his face was completely covered with whipped cream. He let out a snort, raising his hand to cover his smirk. Usually, Tsukishima would be bitching and complaining since he was rudely woken up by his rowdy roommate, but the scene unfolding in front of him was too priceless.
His enjoyment was cut short when blaring light invaded his eyeballs. He immediately shielded his eyes with his arm, waiting for his eyes to adjust. By the time it was safe to see, Kageyama had disappeared into the bathroom. This meant that Tsukishima had to either get up and turn the lights off, or just suffer. He decided that he was not about to get up while being super comfortable in his bed.
"Kageyama, turn off the damn lights." He complained In his monotone voice as Kageyama entered the room again. He completely ignored him while furiously punching numbers into his phone. He was probably trying to reach the guy that pranked him, while ignoring him. Tsukishima decided that he was just gonna suffer for the rest of the night as he took his pillow and put it over his head.
Whoever Kageyama was calling was apparently awake, and anticipating his phone call. Tsukishima listened in to the conversation, curious. Not like it was hard, Kageyama had put it on speaker.
"KAGEYAMA IM SO GLAD YOU CALLED!" A voice Tsukishima recognized as Bokuto Kotaru's rang out of the speaker. Of corse it was Bokuto.
"If you don't want a rolled ankle I suggest you stop where you are, Bokuto." Kageyama rambled to the phone speaker. Tsukishima cringed as he remembered the prank war that occured during training camp in Tokyo. Tsukishima was never apart of it obviously, but it was a pain to deal with everyday. He spent most of his time trying not to get caught in the crossfire. It got so intense that it resulted in someone getting injured. It wasn't fatal, but a rolled ankle could piss someone off and keep them away from volleyball. Because of this, everyone swore to never have another one again, until today at least.
"Oho ho straight to the point aren't we? No 'hello the magnificent Bokuto??'" Kageyama was silent and made a confused expression.
"Why would I call you magnificent???? Whatever, anyway I called to tell you that I will not loose this time and Hinata is on my team." Tsukishima sighed. At least he wasn't apart of this madness. He had other real things to worry about. Like homework.
"Turn the fucking lights off." Tsukishima tried asking again after it looked like he had hung up the phone. Kageyama huffed, not saying anything, but turned off the lights anyway. Finally, some peace. He knew it wouldn't stay for very long and Tsukishima was likely to be caught in the middle of all of this which he was not looking forward to.
He got comfortable in his plush bed and decided to check his phone. He blindly reached over to his nightstand knocking his glasses and phone off. Cursing, he reached down and grabbed both objects before finding an sticky note attached to his glasses. He squinted at the letters trying to decipher the message.
"Call me~ 123-456-7890 ;)" Tsukishima almost vomited. Who would be interested in him, and also have the guts to break into his dorm to give this to him?? It had to be one of the guys who pranked Kageyama. So, probably anyone who's on his volleyball team. A team full of boys. He had gotten used to and accepted the fact that boys will like boys, considering the fact that half of his friends are gay. He wasn't entirely sure what his sexuality is, but he never considered being with someone. Sexually, or even romantically.
Who could it be though? Bokuto and is in a relationship with Akasshi, and Oikawa was In a relationship with Iwazumi. He was pretty sure Kuroo was straight so if it was him, the note was probably a joke. He knew Daichi would never do anything like this. Since he knew no other members of the team, it must be one of the strangers who belonged to the team. Tsukishima shivered. The thought of a complete stranger stalking you and breaking in to your dorm. They should get their locks changed. Tsukishima sighed, this note was probably a prank, so he decided to forget about it. He crumpled up the note and threw it out before going back too sleep.
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"Kuroo, Kurooooo" a voice and a rough hand shook him awake. He pried open his eyes and glanced up to see Bokuto with a shit eating grin on his face.
"What" he stated before remembering the trap they set for Kageyama and the note he left Tsukishima. He wondered if he had found the note and if he was going to call him. He almost squirmed with excitement but there were more pressing matters at hand. "OH SHIT! Did Kageyama call??" Bokuto nodded furiously while stifling a laugh.
"He's declared war on us and claiming that he was going to win all that good stuff." Bokuto beamed. "I'm so excited! Oh, and he said Hinata was on his team so we should get him next." Kuroo considered this but came up with a better idea.
"What about Tsukki?" He knew Tsukishima would hate it but he really wanted to see his reaction.
Bokuto nodded "Yeah that would be pretty hilarious to see him pissed" From what Kageyama had said, Tsukishima wasn't apart of this war. But, He realized Bokuto was so thick headed that he haven't realized kuroo's obvious attraction to Tsukishima. It had taken a real effort to not get caught leaving a note for him. Kuroo didn't know what was holding him back, knowing Bokuto probably wouldn't judge him, hell, he would probably try to help them get together. Still knowing this, Kuroo wasn't planning on telling him. Kuroo was using this prank war to get closer to Tsukishima since they lost contact after camp. Kuroo meant to text him but it never crossed his mind to actually ask for his number.
"Yeah it would. Should we get Hinata or Tsukishima next then?" Kuroo asked. He was really eager to mess with Tsukishima but he wasn't gonna let Bokuto know that.
"We'll do Hinata later today probably. You in?" Kuroo nodded. He was always in for a good laugh and knowing Hinata, it will be.
"I don't know about you but, I'm going the fuck to sleep" kuroo said gesturing to the time on his black alarm clock. It was close to 6:30-ish, but there was no way he was going to stay up and plot with Bokuto.
"Fine" Bokuto whined and then exited the dorm. Kuroo got comfortable again squishing 2 pillows on the sides of his head. He tried to sleep without thinking of Tsukishima finding the note he left him. Trying not to think about all the different scenarios that could happen. Today was going to be a long day.