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    Summary

    Just some horny shit that I couldn't get out of my head because uhhhh idk??

    Tbh I was just like... Hard and inspired. It happens to the best of us.

    Also, MC is this adorable loser who's an FTM transgender amalgamation because getting the opportunity to fuck gay shark gods didn't fit the LGBT monster fucker quota enough. Also, I got help with the nicknames for the main cast because I'm unoriginal as fuck so get over it (respectively.) Also, if this gets seen enough, I might post it on Wattpad so I can mention it on my Twitch streams because this account is not a safe space for little cinnamon rolls. ALSO: WE'RE GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT I MADE THEIR CHAT MEDIUM LIKE PESTERCHUM. IT'S THE ONLY DYNAMIC I COULD THINK OF THAT WASN'T DISCORD, GET OFF MY DICK.

    Warnings: There's going to be some horny shit (obviously) so if you came to AO3 looking for the bible, You're on the Wrong Ass Page, homeslice.

    Just remember, Jesus is always watching and he's seen your search history, you filthy fuck. <3

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