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1. Likely Story by ChorlyMorly

   Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   14 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Original Male Character(s)/Everyone
   • Everyone/Everyone
   • Sebastian Sallow/Original Male Character(s)
   • Garreth Weasley/Original Male Character(s)
   • Ominis Gaunt/Original Male Character(s)
   • Ominis Gaunt/Sebastian Sallow
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Sebastian Sallow
   • Ominis Gaunt
   • Poppy Sweeting
   • Garreth Weasley
   • Natsai Onai
   • Leander Prewett
   • Crack
   • Pairings aren't set
   • there will be some angst i think
   • irregular updating schedule
   • Cressida bashing - for no reason
   • Smut
   • Aged-Up Character(s)

   Summary

   This is a story about Guy McDude, my crack-MC and the "resident asshat of Gryffindor" (his words).

   Follow him on his endeavour to make everyone's life miserable (including his own), as he navigates the same challenges every main character of the game faces... (right?)

   99% crack-fic.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   70,516

   Chapters:

   15/?

   Comments:

   180

   Kudos:

   38

   Bookmarks:

   11

   Hits:

   1,504