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    Summary

    Naruto Yamanaka hadn't had any great aspirations for her marriage. As the powerless bastard daughter of Inoichi Yamanaka, she'd hoped her future husband would be kind, forgiving, and that he might find her company enjoyable.

    Kakashi Hatake hadn't planned to get married at all. As a bitter and jaded war hero, he'd hoped his future would mostly consist of drinking himself to death alone in his home. When the Hokage mandated his wedding and he'd killed his bride less than a week later, he'd hoped the man wouldn't try something so stupid again.

    A letter from the Hokage, mandating the marriage of one Hatake Kakashi to the daughter of the Yamanaka family, had Naruto and Kakashi both wondering why they bothered hoping for anything anymore.
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    Inspired by OchiMochiMochi's Hers
    (And also beta'ed by OchiMochiMochi, for what that's worth)
    I read Hers and wanted to answer two questions:
    1. Can I beat OchiMochiMochi to marrying these dorks
    2. What do I (the author) have to do to murder the fucking Ninja Mayor with my bare hands

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