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Emb3r and his little brother TommyInnit were cleaning out the fridge, the last chore on Mom's list, when they both spotted something green and blue dripping out of a Rainbow Dash jar. Could it be Grandpa's cow udder loaf? They hadn't had that for dinner in months!
TommyInnit was throwing it away when his big brother stopped him.
"I dare you to run it," he said.
TommyInnit refused- he couldn't eat that wonderful thing! It was covered in mold!
But his older brother wouldn't take no for an answer.
"I double-albino raccoon dare you," he said.
TommyInnit froze. He couldn't turn down that kind of dare! So, he prepared to do the unthinkable.
He took a good look at the gross, slimy food, ready to take a bite, and...ngh~! He ejaculated all over the kitchen floor.
TommyInnit ran off, crying to Moon's absent mother.
And Emb3r, well, he had to do one more chore for Mom...pooping the kitchen floor!