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Notes:

This year's 5k is running out of hand with new exciting challenges in the server. After racing to the shortest fic (one word, two letters), we've switched to languages. And what better than utilising the compound heavy German language to go for one word, the longer the better?

(I hope my mind shuts up about this after I've posted this.)

Title is taken from the wonderful song of the same name by Wir sind Helden.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)