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    Hermione puts up with a lot of shite working in the Department of Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, not the least of which include her recently assigned team members, Auror Draco Malfoy and Scout Nigel Wolpert. They’re competent, yes, but also far too curious about the culinary possibilities of creatures they’re supposed to be investigating, not eating.

    When a dear friend goes missing and a former enemy joins their band of misfits, dietary scruples become the least of their worries. It’s kill or be killed! Eat or be eaten!

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