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“Hi, I’m Shawn Spencer and this is my partner Barnabus Schmigglehoff. How can we divine your investigatory needs today?”
The woman looked at the hand he was offering as if it was a cold dead fish. She did not seem impressed by his wit, charm or effervescence.
“My name is Audrey, and I am worried about my mother-in-law. I think she’s being scammed.”
Shawn took his hand back. “Scammed? Like you’ve-won-a-new-car scam? Or like health insurance?”
Shawn felt a familiar jab in his ribs. “Healthcare isn’t a scam, Shawn.”
“Well, how am I supposed to know, I don’t have it.”
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Shawn and Gus investigate a psychic old lady. Meanwhile, Psych is blacklisted from further SBPD cases because a perp may have discovered his secret. Gus is mad that they are running out of money. Shawn is having gay dreams about his childhood best friend.
Shawn figures out how to live his truth, while still lying, of course.