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Published:
2024-08-06
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2025-11-14
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A sardine can of orphans - in which Zenitsu gets bullied for having braces, among other multifarious events

Summary:

The Literal Sun: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!

No.1 Demon: STOP

😼: true sibling behavior right here

No.1 Demon: shut up zenitsu-kun

The Literal Sun: Shush Agatsuma-kun.

😼: damn i see how it is

and;or

 

demon slayer modern au where there's still demon slaying (insert several sparkle emojis) doing this because i have seen like one (1) other KNY chatfic that still has demon slaying, i think

currently this is a sort of "first draft", as in im planning to rewrite it later with better writing and such, not that a chatfic needs a good plot. its a chatfic for crying out loud

we also☝have a discord server! but we are SO BORED PELASE JOIN please join the server pleaseplsplspls pls psl ls s
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Notes:

this happened when me and the adhd voices in my head were having a ping-pong conversation about how all my younger siblings have had braces at least once, then i remembered that sometimes it whistles when you breathe through your mouth when you have braces, and because i was in the middle of watching kny, i thought about what it would sound like if you had a breathing style and had braces, then i started wondering which kny character would have braces, and decided it would be either zenitsu or nezuko, then i started wondering what a modernized demon slayer corps would look like (because braces were totally NOT invented in the 1800s/sarc), now here we are.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: LANGUAGE, NEZUKO!!!!!!!!

Chapter Text

Kamado Tanjiro made a group chat

Kamado Tanjiro added Kamado Nezuko and Agatsuma Zenitsu

Agatsuma Zenitsu: ??/????/>?

Kamado Tanjiro: So that we can keep in touch on missions when we get separated! 😁

Agatsuma Zenitsu: oh ok

Agatsuma Zenitsu: WAIT WAITIA WAI

Agatsuma Zenitsu: Nezuko-chan is in this chat????

Kamado Tanjiro: Yes.

Kamado Nezuko: yea

Agatsuma Zenitsu: ENFENFAFNNEAKUSUUOOO HAHHCHNCENNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Kamado Tanjiro: Agatsuma.

Agatsuma Zenitsu: Yes sir.

Kamado Nezuko changed their nickname to No.1 Demon

No.1 Demon changed Kamado Tanjiro's nickname to The Literal Sun

No.1 Demon changed Agatsuma Zenitsu's nickname to 😼

😼: ne.nezuko-cahn what..

No.1 Demon: when you try to flirt you look like the smriking cat emoji

No.1 Demon: *smirking

😼: ....

😼: tanjiro-kun is this true

The Literal Sun: Uh...

The Literal Sun: It doesn't have the braces..?

😼: my self esteem just went through the floor right now.

No.1 Demon: sorry not sorry

The Literal Sun: Nezuko!

No.1 Demon: sorry onii-chan but the similarity is so fucking uncanny lmao

The Literal Sun: 😨

The Literal Sun: LANGUAGE!!!!!

No.1 Demon: oh so you can say fuck but i cant??/

The Literal Sun: I DO NOT SAY FUCK!!!!!

No.1 Demon: YOU JUST DID

The Literal Sun: That's different!

No.1 Demon: how the hell is that different!?!??!

The Literal Sun: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!

No.1 Demon: STOP

😼: true sibling behavior right here

No.1 Demon: shut up zenitsu-kun

The Literal Sun: Shush Agatsuma-kun.

😼: damn i see how it is

😼: wait, wyh isnt hashibira in this chat??

The Literal Sun: He's illiterate. 😔

The Literal Sun: Even if he had a phone he wouldn't be able to understand anything. 😞

😼: oh right i forgot about that

No.1 Demon: wait srsly??

No.1 Demon: i kinda thot you guys were jk about that

😼: did. did you just.

The Literal Sun: Why would we joke about our friend being illiterate!? 😟

No.1 Demon: ???? idk bro

No.1 Demon: there is such a thing as dark humor

The Literal Sun: What's that?

😼: you're so stupid omg

No.1 Demon: shut the fuck up bitch.

The Literal Sun: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.1 Demon: OH MY GOD TANJIRO