Work Text:
10:09 a.m.
🎤✨Rocker✨🎤: Hey, I know this is a bit strange, but I was wondering if you’d like to get a drink with me sometime?
🧑🚒❤️Evan❤️🧑🚒: As friends or as in a date? I’m not trying to make fun of you or anything if it’s the ladder, I’m just curious.
🎤✨Rocker✨🎤: If you’re okay with it, then I want it to be a date, but if that’s too much and makes you uncomfortable then it can totally be as friends, Evan.
🧑🚒❤️Evan❤️🧑🚒: Calm down, Tommy, I’m totally fine with it being a date, I’ve actually been wanting to ask you out for almost a week now, I was just curious. I hope you don’t mind but I won’t be able to text for at most an hour, we’re at the scene of a crash right now.
🎤✨Rocker✨🎤: I completely understand, I’m actually about to step into the booth so I won’t be able to text either for probably just as long.
🧑🚒❤️Evan❤️🧑🚒: Alright, then I’ll talk to you in about an hour.
11:32 a.m.
🥰🎤✨My future boyfriend🥰🎤✨: I think a person that I thought I couldn’t hate any more than I already did has just exceeded my expectations during the time it took me to work the production of a goddamn song.
🔥🧑🚒❤️💍My future husband💍🔥🧑🚒❤️: Given what you’ve told me over the last few weeks, I’m guessing that you’re working on a song with Quavo?
🥰🎤✨My future boyfriend🥰🎤✨: I forgot that I told you about that, yes, more accurately me and 50 Cent both are working on a song with him.
🔥🧑🚒❤️💍My future husband💍🔥🧑🚒❤️: From what you’ve told me, you and 50 must be on the verge of murder, if you were telling me the truth about how bossy and controlling Quavo has a tendency of being.
1:06 p.m.
🥰🎤✨My future boyfriend🥰🎤✨: I never lie about a rapper’s personality, he is extremely controlling, which is probably why you were right about me and 50 being on the verge of killing him. Also sorry I didn’t respond for a while, was hanging out with and friend and then eating lunch.
🔥🧑🚒❤️💍My future husband💍🔥🧑🚒❤️: I’m sure that the song will be amazing, even if your every beat is heavily criticized.
🥰🎤✨My future boyfriend🥰🎤✨: I wouldn’t be so damn annoyed if it was just my chosen beats that he was criticizing, but it wasn’t. He had mentioned to Curtis, when I stepped in the booth, that he didn’t think that the song would be all that good with a white rapper on it and that they should remove me and my name from the song. And he also criticized the speed and style of my verse to my face.
🔥🧑🚒❤️💍My future husband💍🔥🧑🚒❤️: Well that actually justifies your anger pretty well, especially if he still planned on having you do the production.
🥰🎤✨My future boyfriend🥰🎤✨: When I asked Curtis if Quavo still wanted me to do my part and produce the whole fucking thing, he said yes and that’s when I really got pissed off.
1:41 p.m.
❤️🔥💍My future husband💍🔥❤️: As I said, that is completely justifiable because why the hell did want you to waste weeks of your time that you could be using on songs on your album on a song you won’t get credit for?
✨🎤🥰My crush🥰🎤✨: 50 said the exact same thing when he told me about their conversation, it truly makes no sense how he can have that much audacity, but apparently he does. It also turns out that Quavo wanted to use my verse for Lil Nas X, he was literally going to steal my notebook and give it to him and claim that it was written for him.
❤️🔥💍My future husband💍🔥❤️: Is he not aware of the fact that doing that to a famous and well-known rapper such as yourself could destroy Lil Nas X’s career? Some people really are too stupid for their own good I guess.
✨🎤🥰My crush🥰🎤✨: Thanks for the compliment, Ev. The funny part to me though is that I wouldn’t even have to say anything about the stolen lyrics, my fans know my style well enough to see when someone stole from me.
❤️🔥💍My future husband 💍🔥❤️: I think my best friend might have a crush on you. Or on me, I don’t which it is right now.
✨🎤🥰My crush🥰🎤✨: Why do you think that he likes one of us? Has he mentioned liking one of us when you were around him?
❤️🔥💍My future husband💍🔥❤️: Not really, no. But I don’t have any other explanation for how odd he’s been acting for the last 3 weeks, the day we started talking was the day that he started being a dick towards me.
✨🎤🥰My crush🥰🎤✨: I suppose that could make sense if you’re right about how he feels. Have you talked to him about it, though?
2:03 p.m.
❤️🔥💍My future husband💍🔥❤️: I have now and I was right, but he promised not to try anything so it’s all okay now. Also, I don’t think that mycoleagues will ever stop teasing me about how happy I am when you text me, so that’s great.
✨🎤🥰My crush🥰🎤✨: Which one did he like? Also you aren’t only one who’ll never see the end of friendly teasing, when I heard my phone chime from the desk just now, I almost threw myself out of my chair to try and get it.
❤️🔥💍My future husband💍🔥❤️: Apparently it was me for a few years now. Also, are you okay?
✨🎤🥰My crush🥰🎤✨: By the way, when does your shift end? Also, yes I’m fine, I didn’t actually launch myself at the device so I wasn’t hurt.
❤️🔥💍My future husband💍🔥❤️: It ends at 7:30, why are you asking? Not mad or anything, I’m just wondering if you are secretly planning on picking me up or something.
✨🎤🥰My crush🥰🎤✨: Maybe I am planning to do something like that, you’ll find out at 7:30. Also thank you for agreeing to go on a date with me, I’ve had a crush on you since we met and I’m glad that you feel the same way.