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Barty Crouch Jr. and The Terrible Inconvenience of Having a Fit Best Friend by localwolfgoesawooo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2024
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Summary
"Well?" Evan deadpans. His eyes are devoid of his usual playful snark, like he’s speaking to someone he loathes. Seeing Evan so cold bloody hurts, it makes Barty want to shrink in on himself. He’s not supposed to be subjected to his ire - doesn’t know what to do with it.
"I.. I don’t know. Fuck, I guess I just.." Barty splutters out pathetically. He tries to come up with a valid excuse, a way to justify his newfound fixation on where his best mate sticks his dick, but once again the words die on his tongue.
Evan scoffs. The icy, mocking tone of it makes Barty flinch. "Right. Well give it a rest, would you? I do just fine on my own. I don’t need your fucking opinion."
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or — Barty is an emotionally repressed, oblivious prat, who thinks his best friend is the most gorgeous person in the world - in a strictly platonic way, of course. When a bloke Barty deems unworthy chats up Evan - makes him laugh - Barty inserts himself into their conversation. You know, since he’s such a good friend.
(Smutty Rosekiller get-together)
Series
- Part 1 of i wanna be yours (r u mine?)