Chapter 1: Intro
Chapter Text
Wednesday, 12:23 - Thursday, 02:23
7 People
Constance: New groupchat! Father Marcus isn't in this one, so we won't be bothering him when we use it :)
[Constance changed name of chat to Choir 2]
Ocean: Remember, everyone! We have a choir meet today, and a showcase after school on Friday! Be at the choir room by 3:15, or be left behind!!
[Constance loved a message]
Mischa: id love 2 be left behind
Ocean: Hardy-har, Funny Man. Since we have last period together on Friday, I'll be personally making sure you get there on time.
Noel: Maybe instead of planning how to get Mischa there
You could
Idk
Practice?
Ocean: I am practicing, Noel! >:-(
Noel: Surreee
Constance: She has been!
We've been practicing at my house every other day since father markus announced the dates, and every day this week :)
[Penny disliked a message]
Penny: not true >:| i saw her at the mall on tuesday!!
Noel: You were at the mall on tuesday?
Ocean: I was taking a break. Constance was getting new shoes for the showcase.
Penny: is that ehy you went into claire's?
new shoes?
Ocean: I don't see how my store choice has anything to do with it! We practiced afterwards.
Mischa: i am muting you
Penny: rude :((
Constance: Yeah, but he's right. We are talking an awful lot!
We shouldn't spend all of lunch on our phones
[Penny emphasized a message]
[Noel liked a message]
Ocean: Yes!! Pay attention to your nutrition, people!!
[Noel disliked a message]
[Noel removed a dislike from a message]
[Mischa disliked a message]
Thursday, 5:19 - Thursday, 19:19
Choir 2
Unknown: huh???
hello???
Thursday, 7:14 - Thursday, 21:14
Choir 2
Noel: ?
Who are you?
Unknown: who r U
U ALL i shd say ig
Noel: You're literally the one in *our* groupchat
How long have you been here??
Penny: the # has been here thw whole time
i thougjt it was a new member is it not?
Unknown: new membr of WHAT
Noel: No
Ocean would have told me if there was someone new
And by that I mean she would have spent hours telling me how amazing she is for getting someone else interested
Unknown: that sounds so sus
u understand how sus that sounds rite??
oh god is this another cult
im spojen for u cant have me
Noel: ???
Unknown: WHO R U
Noel: Whore??
Unknown: eh
..no??
who a(r)e yo(u)
Noel: Oh
Unknown: thats not an anser
will u anser if i ac call u a whore??
-
whore tell me who u are
Noel: Don't call me a whore wtf
It's just a choir groupchat
Which you shouldn't be in, considering you're not in the choir
Unknown: omg it wokred
i cud be in a choir if i wanted
ive been told i habe a good voise
voice?
Noel: Oh my God
I'm leaving
Unknown: ur js afraid of my massive skills
-
&also my massive dick
Penny: i think hes getting ready for school actually
hes busy
Unknown: wait school
did i js make a dick joke to a bunch of 14yos
Penny: no we're seniors aswell
Unknown: thank GORD
wait wdym as well
Penny: are you not a senior?
Unknown: i mean
i am??
but how did u no??
Penny: :)
Unknown: if ur stalking me
im also spoken for like that
im loyal to my 1 stalker sorry
even tho hes not loyal 2 me </3
Penny: :))
Thursday, 12:39 - Friday, 02:39
Constance & Ocean
Ocean!!: Constance, there's a stranger in the new choir text thread. How did that happen? Do you have any idea how unsafe that is??
Constance: There is??
Oh no, I know what happened
Ocean!!: What?
Constance: I put Ricky's number in wrong and I guess I forgot to take the wrong number out of the chat... Sorry!!
Ocean!!: How did you not notice that? I don't mean to be rude but it's pretty important. What if he finds me from what I said earlier? I'm too important to get kidnapped!
Constance: I know, I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention
He?
Ocean!!: He made a "joke" about how big his penis is.
Constance: Um, I don't mean to be rude, Ocean, but lots of people make jokes like that. It doesn't mean they actually, like, have one
Ocean!!: ...You people are disgusting.
[Constance laughed at a message]
Thursday, 12:40 - Friday, 02:40
Constance & Noel
Noel: Don't kick the rando
Constance: ??
Why not? It isn't safe to have a stranger in our groupchat...
Noel: This town is so fucking boring
This is my entertainment now
And Penny said they're our age
Constance: And you trust Penny because...
Noel: She's creepy
Creepy people are trustworthy Constance, get with it
[Constance laughed at a message]
Constance: Idk though, Ocean seems really worried about it
Noel: Then kick her
Say you deleted the gc to make a new one
No one would fight you I promise
Constance: Noel! Just because you don't feel bad about lying doesn't mean no one does :(
And she'd find out, anyway. she isn't as bad with tech as you think
Noel: Ugh
Fine, I'll talk to her
Thursday, 12:42 - Friday, 02:42
Noel & Penny
Noel: Hey do you have dirt on Ocean?
Penny: why ?
Noel: I want the stranger to stay in the gc
I'm bored
And Constance is going to kick them unless Ocean says they can stay and Ocean isn't going to say that unless she has to
Penny: hm...
Noel: I'll share my lunch with you tomorrow
Penny: deal
bring fried rice
[Noel liked a message]
Noel: Pleasure doing business
Thursday, 12:43 - Friday, 02:43
Noel & Ocean
Noel: Tell Constance to let the stranger stay in the gc or I'll tell Dr Walters you cheated in his last test
Ocean: !? How do you know about that!!
Noel: Accept or I tell
Ocean: No! It isn't safe! You only want him to stay because of his hypothetically large genetalia!
Noel: Ew, what?
Ocean: Well, I have news for you! HE MIGHT BE LYING
Noel: Was that a microaggression?? That felt like a microaggression
This isn't about their dick though
This is about a new and interesting person
Penny vouched
Ocean: Why would Penny make me more comfortable with them?
Noel: Common sense????
Ocean: How is that common sense?
Noel: Okay
You know what
Nevermind
Just tell Constance they can stay
Ocean: I don't want to! They're VULGAR and also a STRANGER WHO COULD BE TRYING TO KIDNAP US!!!
Noel: Okay, but think of poor Dr Walters... finding out his favorite student cheated on one of his tests... He would be so disappointed...
"Ocean, what happened? I know you could have done this on your own, you didn't need to cheat... Do you think my class isn't worth studying for...?"
Ocean: Okay, okay. You win! I'll tell her he can stay!
Noel: Thank you
Thursday, 12:45 - Friday, 02:45
Constance & Ocean
Ocean!!: He can stay.
Constance: ???
Thursday, 12:46 - Friday, 02:46
Constance & Noel
Constance: What did you say to her??
Noel: Wdym?
I asked her really nicely and she agreed
It was pretty easy, you prob misread how upset she was
Chapter 2: taurtis??? more likely than you think
Summary:
More chatting. Wowie zowie they love to talk
Notes:
If you ever can't decipher something a character is saying, leave a comment about it and I'll translate. There's intentional misspellings and acronyms and shortenings and grammar problems all over this story, don't worry about not getting it. Doesn't matter if it's 5 hours of 5 years from this getting posted
if youre familiar w one media and not the other (or js wanna know more abt my interpretation) just ask and I'll do my best to explain! This goes for every chapter, no matter how long it's been. i get that there's probably not a lot of overlap in fandoms, so dw!
Warnings:
mention of drug use
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Thursday, 16:06 - Friday, 07:06
Choir 2
Ricky: Woah
New kid? :0
Ocean: No. He's an intruder.
Constance: They're more of a stowaway
Ricky: He? They?
o_0
Constance: They haven't mentioned their gender :)
Ocean: He mentioned something else though.
Ricky: ???
Thursday, 16:07 - Friday, 07:07
Constance & Ricky
Constance: They made a dick joke lol
Ricky: Ohh
Why r they still here then?
sounds like they're weird idk
What if theyre like 40 o_o;;
Constance: Penny thinks they're our age
Ricky: Penny met them?
Why didn't u lead with that
If Pennys chill with them Im chill with them
Constance: You know, Noel said the same thing
Ricky: Great minds think alike X3
[Constance emphasized a message]
Thursday, 16:07 - Friday, 07:07
Choir 2
Mischa: yru all always talking
i am trying to talk to talia and i have so many missed messages
ping ping ping choir 2 is talking
Ocean: Rude! For your information, we were discussing the person Constance "accidentally" left in the thread on Wednesday.
Mischa: how do you acciednentally leave someone in a chat?
Ocean: I have similar questions.
Constance: Oh, hi Mischa!
The x is really small :(
Mischa: wtv u say blackwood
Ricky: Haii mischa!!
She's right tbh its so small for no reason
Mischa: sure..
and we are leaving him in?
Constance: I guess so!
Ricky: Penny doesnt mind them so \_^-^_/
Mischa: y does that matter
Noel: None of you understand anything
Also hi Mischa :)
Mischa: Hello
Penny: someone said m1 name?
Ricky: Thoughts on the new guy? :0
Penny: theyre fun :D
Ricky: See?
New bsf ^w^
Mischa: u r crazy
u r all crazy
i am going to talk to talia now
Ocean: No more talking, people!! Do your homework! Shoo!!
[Constance liked a message]
Ricky: Ur no fun ]-]
Penny: im already done :p
Thursday, 20:34 - Friday, 11:34
Choir 2
Unknown: wait thats y im here?
i tht u were trying 2 kidnap me
it ws an axident??
thts so lame
Noel: Sorry
We'll be sure to kidnap you next time
Unknown: id let u kidnap me
maybe not ms homework tho
mr??
Noel: Good
I wouldn't let her kidnap me either
That would be so embarrassing, could you imagine?
Ricky: On the topic of Ocean's pronouns!!
What are yourz, stranger? :3
Unknown: dude i dont give a shit
Ricky: So you use any?
Unknown: dude
who cares
Ricky: i do D:
Noel: I think we can say that's a yes, Ricky
A rude yes
Unknown: whore gets me
Noel: You're still doing that
Unknown: ill stop valling u whore whn u stop responding 2 it
Noel: Whatever you say, John
Unknown: eh
???
Noel: John?
Like
A John
A guy who hires prostitutes?
John: OHHH lmao
id hire u any day bbg
Ricky: Get a room
John: y gt a room whn u cd js join us?
Noel: What? Are you cheating on me? I never agreed to a third
I thought we had something, John...
John: sorry yariman
i ws using u for ur body
like for sex
also for ur freind rin
hes hot
Noel: Yariman?
John: roll w it
gord ur bad at improv
Ricky: How am I supposed to trust you to be loyal to *me* after you say that?
John: im super hot&sexy
i cd nvr betray u
Ricky: You make a good argument... *looks away and blushes cutely*
Noel: Hey! That's MY husband you're talking about!
Mischa: what the fuck
Ricky: Hi mischa!!
Noel: Uh. Bad time
Mischa: dont do this in main chat
i am busy
i do not need to see this
Noel: Sorry, Mischa
John: ive nvr had a 4some b4. wanna join?
Mischa: no.
i am engaged.
John: type shit
is ur fiance cool?
Mischa: talia is not just cool. she is beautiful, like god's gift to earth. she is amazing and kind and funny and better than you
John: yh they tend to be
congrats bro
gl
Mischa: thank you. i am going back to her now
John: sure
get ur girl
Thursday, 20:41 - Friday, 11:41
John & Noel
Noel: She isn't real
Btw
John: ?? who
Noel: Mischa's "fiancee"
They met online
John: so
Noel: SO
So she might be a catfish
It isn't like an in-person thing, they've never met irl
John: oh huh
does he think shes real?
Noel: 100%
John: hm
she might not be
a catfish i mean
theres a guy at my school who ws edating
evry1 tht it ws a catfish bt then they met up in town
i mean neither of them were good looking bt they looked happy so ig it works
Noel: Do you think she's real?
John: i think he thnks shes real
thats all it takes smtimes
lk even if she isnt he still felt that stronglt abt her
evn if its an old man he still ws in love w her idea
hes feeling sm love rn nd thats real even if she isnt, yk?
theres no medisin fr lovesikness or wtv
sorry im rlly high rn
Noel: Oh
Grian: oh wt?
nvm gtg
Noel: ?
Thursday, 20:43 - Friday, 11:43
Grian & Taurtis
Taurtis: grian!!!
Grian: taurtis!!!
whn r u back in townnnnn?
dom is 5 secs frm biting my head off
Taurtis: duje
its a single night
youll live
Grian: u thnk im kidding
i saw him sizing me up while we wer eating breakfast
Taurtis: see! your eating brekfest together
best fries already :3
Grian: thats my EX
i h8 u
get back here i miss u
Taurtis: aww ik
ill be sure to come back soon for my #1 fan
Grian: ill make a poster fr the train station
dont test me
itll have ur name all in pink glitter and ill write it in english 2 so i cn put love hearts on the i
ittle say "my wittle pookie wookie bear taurtis"
Taurtis: no bored for sam?
Grian: sam cn make his own board idc
or invader can make 1
has sam been ok?
Taurtis: yeah actually!
hes only threatened to stab one person!
Grian: other thn u?
Taurtis: he hasnt even done that very much
i think the new places are to exiting for him
Grian: good
if he kills u b4 i see u again ill bring u bakc&make u apologixe
Taurtis: too u?
Grian: who else
Taurtis: idk. prof geode might be upset...
Grian: oh dont REMIND me abt him
im so mad he lives by us it's creepy
Taurtis: yeh...
dont let him kill u before i get back or ill make him teach me how 2 clone u
69 grians running around...
just the right amount ;)
Grian: ew no
if there were 69 mes theyd js burn shit down
theyd destroy ur fav tv :/
Taurtis: pepe's spare?
all the way back in yurihama?
Grian: dont underestimate the power of more thn 1 grian
3hrs isnt tht lng nyway
we'll mob the line
Taurtis: ok pal wtvr u say...
don't let geode kill u and we wont have 2 find out
[Grian loved a message]
Thursday, 20:47 - Friday, 11:47
Grian & Noel
Noel: ?
Delivered 20:43
Grian: texting a frnd
had 2 make sure he ws still alive yk
Noel: Can't talk, showering
Grian: whore
[Noel disliked a message]
Notes:
A few things!!
Pronouns-wise, everyone in the choir is cis (I might do something with Ricky at some point but idk). Grian uses any pronouns but less in a "anything is welcome!" way and more in a "there are more important things going on" way. Mischa uses he/him early bc in Ukranian (as far as I'm aware) male is the "default" gender, so you would call someone "he" if you didn't know their gender. Ocean does it because she staunchly believes he's a guy.
Location-wise, yhs and ts are pretty vague, so I looked at some stuff and then picked locations based on vibes for them bc I would feel weird making up fake place-names in Japan... So if I mention a place and it sounds like a Japanese name, it's prooobably real. with some creative liberties taken
Language-wise, in this au, Grian moved to Japan when he was around 7 and stayed. He mainly grew up speaking, reading, and writing Japanese, so he KNOWS English but not more of the nuanced spelling shit. So he simplifies words a lot. He usually KNOWS that's not how they're spelled, but he doesn't care that much. He has better spelling in Japanese, but that doesn't mean he cares a lot more. He speaks English with the choir, and Japanese with his friends
They'll get grian's name SOON i swear. for now he is John
Grian x Dom isn't a big deal, Grian is just a loser who is pretending it mattered a huge amount bc he's a LOSER
thank u for attending my yap-fest
Chapter 3
Summary:
yap yap yap?? rare talia appearance
Noel: oh my god something happened is he ok
Grian, at a party:
Noel: he's literally dead what am i gonna tell his family
Grian, probably passed out in his living room:
Noel: he's such an asshole why isn't he responding
Grian, still passed out:
Chapter Text
Friday, 5:39 - Friday, 20:39
Choir 2
Mischa: king of game out npw on the youtybes
Grian: u make musci
?
Mischa: yes
badegg
youtube
Grian: ill hve 2 check u out smtime
Mischa: great idea
check me out now
Grian: wow
i cant afford 2 take u out 2 dinner rn dude
bt i cant listen 2 jack rn
if i put a headphone in my frdn might fr kill me
aux demon :/
Mischa: what
Grian: nbd
wt kind of music?
Mischa: rap
the best kind
Grian: cool
my ex used 2 rap
he wastn v good @ it tho
Mischa: do not worry
they say i am the best rapper in all northeastern saskatchewan
Grian: in fucking wht
saskatchewan??
ur shitting me
Mischa: what
no
in canada?
u do not live here?
Grian: hell no
i lide on th eother side of the wrold aparently
Mischa: interesting
i am from the other side of the world too
ukraine
Grian: ukraine as in ukraine
nt lk ukraine, idaho or smth
Mischa: the real ukraine
Grian: thars sick dudw
Mischa: thank you.
now listen to my song
Grian: id love 2 bt my freind
hes not even platin good music
oll be like but on smt better dude and hes like fhut ip grian u dk shit
i used m 1 attempt erlier wen he troed 2 pkay fucking aled bemkamin
i thw yaer of our loed wtvr year it is
wr live in JAOAN idk y he prerends 2 like thm
Mischa: idk who aled bemkamin is but that giuy sounds like a doushe
Grian: idfk man
igtg dp stjff
rwminf me ant ur sonf tmr
Mischa: bitch
Friday, 5:46 - Friday, 20:46 - Friday, 13:46
Mischa & Talia
Mischa: im back
did you listen to the song?
Talia: I did! It was pretty good
I liked the part about me :-)
Mischa: how could i make a song about me being the best at everything without mentioning you?
you are my biggest flex
Talia: Lmao
I love you
How was promo with your choir?
Mischa: i love you too
it was mixed results
only the fake guy stowaway i told you about was awake and he said he couldnt listen to it then because his friend was playing the music
but he said to remind him tomorrow
Talia: That's good!
That's more interest than you usually get
Mischa: piss off
they all love my music except stupid the stupid carrot girl
i'm glattered she doesn't love my music
-
Talia?
Talia: Sorry lol my cat wanted attention
I'm sorry to have insulted your amazing music my lord (of the game)
Mischa: thats what i like to hear
how is the mousey?
Talia: If by mousey you mean my cat, he's fine
He just decided my face needed to be dusted
Look
[Talia sent an image]
Friday, 6:29 - Friday, 21:46
Grian & Noel
Noel: Are you okay?
You were typing kinda weird in chat
Noel: Hello?
Grian?
Friday, 12:17 - Saturday, 3:17
Choir 2
Ocean: Mischa, keep your promotion out of the choir thread! That is very unprofessional!!
Noel: Like he cares
Ocean: I don't care if he cares! This thread is for PROFFESIONAL discussion and reminders! It is not a bulletin board, and it especially isn't a bulletin board to be as VULGAR as he was.
Ricky: Im pretty sure ure the only 1 who uses the chat like that -w-
[Ocean disliked a message]
Ricky: You can't run from us, Ocean >:3
Ocean: Everyone shut your traps! Remember, we have a competition after school today, so everyone needs to be in the bus BEFORE it leaves. I expect you to be on your best behaviors!
Noel: Ughhhhh
Friday, 15:30 - Saturday, 6:30
Grian & Noel
Noel: Hello?
We're about to get on the bus
I probably won't have service until we get there
And then I'll have to put my phone on silent
So let me know if you're alive at some point
Friday, 16:19 - Saturday, 7:19
Grian & Noel
Noel: Stay dead
Wait I forgot you can't delete messages
Ignore that
I'm sorry
Friday, 18:46 - Saturday, 9:46
Grian & Noel
Grian: woah
???
how wierd ws i typing
i was pregaming
who tol u my name??
and how was the comp ig
Noel: You were pregaming?
At six in the morning?
Grian: no
@ 8 in the nite
canadians smh
Noel: Wait what
What time is it for you??
Grian: 9
9:46
oh well 48 now ig fuck
im gonna be late for work
i hate opening
Noel: Dude
Do you actually live in Japan?
Or are you just really into anime or smth
Grian: u no a lot more abt me than u uzed 2
Noel: Apparently you're a chatty drunk
Grian: well thats a new 1
i dont think any1s ever called me tht
usually ppl say im recjless
Noel: Reckless?
Why?
Grian: arent we all
isnt that the point of drinking
Noel: ...No?
Grian: well maybe not 2 u
maybe ur js boring
Noel: I'm not boring
Grian: thats wt u all say
[Noel disliked a message]
Grian: i acc have 2 go open though i need this job
Noel: Okay
Is your name actually Grian though?
Like, typo-free?
Grian: ys
my name is grian
ik how 2 rite my name suprise
i live in the real japan for real
Noel: That's so cool
Grian: not really
i fucking h8 it here
gtg
Friday, 19:26 - Saturday, 10:26
Choir 2
Constance: Good work at the competition, everyone! Sorry I couldn't host an after-party today, but my parents are offering (free) brunch tomorrow if anyone's interested!!
Mischa: at ur cafe yes
Constance: Yes!
Ricky: I couldnt be more interested
Noel: When?
I'm busy after two
Constance: It depends on when everyone's available!
It would probably be closer to eleven though
Grian: can i com
Constance: Um, I'm not sure that's a great idea...
Grian: :/
can u snd me some
Noel: Aren't you at work right now?
Grian: i am
no one's here
and im hungry
Mischa: hello stowaway,listen to my song
king of game badegg on youtube
Noel: Oh my god
Grian: o sht ueah
i 100 forgot abt tht
Mischa: less talking, more listening
Grian: yep omw
since sum1 wont bring me food
i hve nthing bettr 2 do
[Noel disliked a message]
Noel: Nothing?
Not even your job?
Grian: some thngs r mroe important
Noel: Like MISCHA's music?
Are you sure
Grian: lik literaly anythng else
again no1's here
i cld burn it down rn
Constance: Don't do that!
We can't send you food, but I can send you pictures?
Grian: aww
no i ws kidding bt ur sweet
in a only a little annoying way
Constance: Oh, okay
Thank you?
Mischa: review
Grian: 7/10
i couldnt inderstant 1word bt it wasnt the wrst thng ive herd
Mischa: damn right it was not the worst
bc it was the best
[Noel disliked a message]
Notes:
i am a talia believer. she's real to me and im in charge so she's real ok shut up
don't mind me, completely bastardizing the characters in my own self-interest.... next chap should be faster bc i accidentally wrote like half of it when i was trying to finish this one
Chapter 4: sam??? more likely than you think
Summary:
Ppl keep texting Grian at work and Sam does a couple goofs and gafs! ft them both hating Jason and Grian not knowing how to spell croissant
Notes:
this chap is verrry ts focused, sorry. originally it had more rtc but then I realized I had royally screwed up the time difference and I didn't feel like completely rewriting the segments, so I scrapped a couple and moved/cut up others. Why did I not just ignore the time difference like everyone else in this genre? why did I make this so hard for no reason? the world may never know
the 75% gc is 75% of the rentPAYERS. aka the household minus Sam. aka Dom, Grian, and Taurtis. I tried to make it obvious but you never know what you actually get across
Sam is a chronic swipe-typer, so he kind of feels like texting a robot sometimes. it was intentional
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Friday, 20:39 - Saturday, 10:39
Grian & Sam
Sam: Where are you?
Grian: work
Sam: You don't start work for another hour
Grian: im opwening 2day
i told u
Sam: Why?? I just got back I wanna hang out with my best bud Grian
Grian: well idk
maybe if sum1 else cld hold a job
or if sumother person didnt keep bying stuff we dont need
i wldnt need 2 work sm
Sam: You agreed with me about Jason he wasn't my fault
Grian: boo hoo
widdle sammy poo only knows abt 2 jobs
jason and the fucking mob
Sam: Don't fucking baby talk me Grian I'm not a baby
Grian: sorry
it's slpw asf
Sam: Then leave and come hang with me and Taurtis dumbass
Grian: im lit getting paid 2 sit here on my phone
no
Sam: Are you avoiding me?? Why do you hate me Grian I thought we were best friends
Grian: im not
im just trying to bring in some money
so we dont have 2 keep stealing tofu&moyashi
im not getting chased by police over 40yen tofu again sam
40 YEN.
Sam: Maybe if you stopped spending all your money on whiskey and drugs you could afford real food
Grian: my money my priorities
Sam: I mean not really though
Grian: what
Sam: Like it's not really your money if you really think about it
Grian: hwo
i work
i get paid
i pay
it's in my namy
Sam: Yeah but like come on Grian THINK about it
You're like basically mine so it's actually my money
Grian: how on earth have u managed 2 figure tht
Sam: And as the owner of MY money and also YOU I say we have enough and you need to come home now
Grian: that is not how that works
Sam: Yes it is though think about it
If you're not back home in the next ten minutes I won't let you back in until school starts Grian don't test me
Grian: what
what the fuck
sam i cant leave in the middle of my shift
dyk how much work ive missed fr u??
theyd fire me sam
&even if i did it's a 20min walk 2 the house
Sam: Then run
Grian: ure not serious
i have a key
Sam: Not to every lock Grian
I miss you
I miss my friend come home let's hang out or else you hate me
Grian: jesus christ
Friday, 20:53 - Saturday, 10:53
Grian & Taurtis
Grian: dude help
talk some sense into him
Taurtis: wat
Grian: sams trying to lock me out 2nite if i dont get there in 10 minutes
he wants me to leave work in the middle of a shift &RUN back
Taurtis: is that wt hes giggling about?
we're literally not even back yet we stopped for lunch
i'll talk to him
Grian: oh my gord
i hate him so much
Taurtis: nahh
you love him
Grian: i so honestly do not
it's insane how much i dont
Taurtis: screenshotted for next time you like him again
[Grian disliked a message]
Friday, 20:59 - Saturday, 10:59
Grian & Sam
Sam: Dude why'd you tell Taurtis on me :(( I was just goofing and gaffing why are you such a Debby downer I was kidding around GRIAN
Grian: that wasnt funny
Sam: Yes it was you just don't understand comedy I thought it was hilarious
When will you actually be home
Grian: strate home like 530
bt i ws planning 2 make a stop @ the gas station
&by @ i mean bhind
&by make a stop i mean meet w sum1
Sam: I get it Grian you can stop
Grian: &by meet w sum1 i mean exchange goods w sum1
oh ok
i wont if youre mad tho
Sam: Aww look at Brian getting sober just so you could see your old pal Sam sooner <333
Grian: ha
hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hell no
im dipping into my emegency stash
Sam: You know what Giran
Sometimes I worry about you
Grian: too damn late
cn i make my detor aftr wrk or nt
Sam: Not if it gets you home any later than 5
[Grian disliked a message]
Sam: Haha! You're so funny lol
Please get home sooner anyway I miss you
[Grian loved a message]
Saturday, 21:47 - Friday, 11:47
Grian & Tsuzumi
[Tsuzumi sent 10 images]
[Tsuzumi sent 2 images, 1 video]
[Grian loved 2 messages]
Tsuzumi: sorry that took so long, i couldn't find the port thing
Grian: no worries. ty
u coming 2 round 2?
Tsuzumi: idk, i only went to that one because damakun's sister is friends with jamberite
i only really go to my friends' parties
Grian: fair
i ws lucky 2 catch u then
Tsuzumi: yeah lol
see you around
[Grian liked a message]
Friday, 21:49 - Saturday, 11:49
DomRao & Grian
[Grian sent 6 images, 1 video]
Grian: tsuzumi package arrived
Dom: LIT!!
Friday, 23:39 - Saturday, 13:39
Better 75% of Rent
Grian: guess who js pulle dup 2 work
Taurtis: grian
your opps w haff the city
Grian: DR NURSE.
wt no im not
Taurtis: OMG HAHA
Grian: y is he here
istg he's js hre 2 taunt me
Dom: he might be there bc u work at a convenient place
a convenient place that sells things
some might call it a convenient store
Grian: i h8 u w all my soul
this is MY conbini he's NEVER here
Taurtis: u sjould kik him out
he has no power over u here!!
Grian: im not allowed 2 kick people out nymore "unless they pull a gun or smth"
since jason tried to buy MY favorite crisps as if they were JIS favorite
Taurtis: oh my gord not jason again
Dom: who is that????
Grian: the WORST man on the PLANET dom
Taurtis: are other ppl not allowed 2 like ur favorite chips?
Grian: no
FIRST of all bc hes JASON
2nd bc if more ppl buy then theyre gonna raise the price
Dom: sucks to suck?
Grian: he's coming up to me ew ew ew ew
Taurtis: how will u recovr
Saturday, 11:12 - Sunday, 01:12
Grian & Noel
[Noel sent 2 images]
Noel: As promised, your vicarious free food from Constance's café
Saturday, 19:48 - Sunday, 9:48
Grian & Noel
Grian: wtf foes that mean
dont show me food i hvnt eaten since work
Noel: How long ago was that?
Grian: time isnt fr yk
th soonr u lern that th bttr
pls tell me that crwasont tastes worse thn it looks
Noel: The... croissant?
Grian: idk maybe
dues that sount lk crwasont
sumbass speliing
Noel: It's not dumb, it's French
Grian: o ofc my mistake
Noel: And it tasted even better than it looks, sorry
Grian: ughhhh
u shuoudve sent me sum whore
Noel: You live in JAPAN
Do you know how long it takes to fly to Japan?
Grian: y the hell wld i no
im alrdy here
Noel: Like, 20 hours
Grian: y do u no
Noel: Probably more if you're not a person
It would be gross by then
Grian: omg whore were u tryina meet me
dont do that shit if u come here ull never leave
but thats nice ov u
Noel: I was not
I pulled a number off the top of my head.
Grian: sure
ofc
Saturday, 23:14 - Sunday, 13:14
Grian & Noel
Grian: hv u puked frm food poisoning yt
Noel: No??
Grian: qhore
Noel: ???
Notes:
i hear your questions. "why are they so weird and mischaracterized?" "why doesn't grian type consistently?" "why is the plot so rambling? is there even a plot?" "why are some characters so boring and empty?" "where are jane and ricky?" etc etc etc... unfortunately there's this weird bug w my account where anytime someone comments them, my account will reply with a bunch of angry emojis... weird.
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