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2024-08-07
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2025-05-23
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Pooferty

Summary:

Being the only fairy baby in 10,000 years comes with a lot of uncertainty.

or: Dev sees an older Hazel on the news and calls his fairygodparent Peri to give him some sort of explanation.

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Peri: *Ahem* Once upon a time...in Fairyworld when I was once a spry young boy.

Wanda: Are you sure your'e okay sweetie?

Poof: I told you I'm fine mom you worry too much.

[5 hours later]

Cosmo: OOoohh Ballooney.

Wanda: What do you mean just wait it out? Our Baby is INFLATING!!!

Cosmo: Noooo, he was so young!

Poof: Umm...Can I have some pants please?

Dev: Dude, what the heck did that story have to do with pasta?

Peri: Godkid just let me talk!

Notes:

Dev: I wanted to know why there was marinara sauce coming out of her arms not a gosh dang lore dump.

(I'm just riding the hypetrain right now like everyone else is.

I just thought it would be interesting if the fairies were built like butterflies. (also wanted to reference the magical buildup in OG series but they might make that a major plotpoint and I'm scared.) They keep haveing so much wierd crap that happens to them. These poor magical creatures bodies can handle the amount of magical energy they generate half the time. I'm tempted to touch the anti-fairies next. )