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1. A Fae's Guide to (mostly) Proper Courtship by UselessWhiteCrayon

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

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   • Other
   • Complete Work

   07 Aug 2024

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Getting Together
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Alternate Universe - Fae
   • Human Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Fae Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Tentacle (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale could have whatever he wants though
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Nonbinary Snake
   • They/Them Pronouns For Snakely (Good Omens)
   • Anal Sex
   • Tentacle Sex
   • Safe Sane and Consensual
   • Dildos
   • So many dildos
   • Just a stupid amount of Dildos
   • No dildos end up in any holes though
   • At least not on screen
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • and Aziraphale is aware
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • but Crowley doesn't know
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Humor
   • Crack
   • Virtually no angst but Crowley gets a little sad for a bit
   • Courting through dildos
   • Did I mention the dildos?
   • Embedded Image
   • NSFW Art

   Summary

   When traditional traps fail, Fae Aziraphale courts his human paramour Crowley through dildos. Naturally. How else would he get his love to bond to him?

   Featuring Embedded Art!

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