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Published:: 2024-08-08
Completed:: 2024-12-04
Words:: 17,964
Chapters:: 27/27
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I_Say_Dumb_Shit_14

Summary:

Spider-Man gets a Twitter, a boyfriend, and a few more friends then has an accidental identity reveal :)

Notes:

Ok so a few things to note:
1. This is mainly using Tom Holland's Spider-Man, however there will be some mixing in characters from different versions of Spidey
2. Tony doesn't know Peter is Spider-Man bc
a) Civil War hasn't happened (It won't actually but the accords are gonna be brought up somewhere down the line)
and
b) Peter is actually good at hiding that he's Spidey (after awhile)
3. Peter has a higher tech suit (Not stark level but pretty good for dumpster diving)
Title from As You Like It (Act 3, Scene 2) by Shakespeare

Chapter 1: H-O-T-T-O-G-O WE GOT SPIDERS HOT TO GO!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

It’s Wednesday My Dudes… and I just got a twitter >:3

╰┈➤ You Know Who I Am ✔ @TStark

But it’s a Friday????

╰┈➤ Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

youre lame

╰┈➤ Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

and old

╰┈➤ You Know Who I Am ✔ @TStark

You’re in what? College? Everyone is old to you.

╰┈➤ 100 Yard Dash @NO1SpiderManFan

OMG! Spidey has a twitter!!!

╰┈➤ Spidey Watch @SpiderManUpdates

This will make my life so much easier

╰┈➤ Pansexual Garbage ✔✔✔✔ @DP_

oh em gee!!! you’re here!!!!!! finally!!!!!!!✌️✌️✌️😜😜😜😎😎😎😆😆😆🥰🥰🙃🙃🙃

╰┈➤ Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

im here!!!!!

╰┈➤ Pansexual Garbage ✔✔✔✔ @DP_

we need to get double d on here like yesterday!!!😮😮🤯🤯🤯🥰🥰🥰😆😆

Spidey Watch @SpiderManUpdates

Spider-Man just joined Twitter! He announced it through a meme tweet, roasted Tony Stark in the replies, and then followed Deadpool

╰┈➤ Spidey Watch @SpiderManUpdates

OMG! Spider-Man just followed me!!! This is a dream come true!

╰┈➤ Inmaginationification @idkhowtoread

Icon behaviour honestly…

╰┈➤ Fae Leaves @rosesdonthavethornswdym

So cool!

╰┈➤ You Know Who I Am ✔ @TStark

I wouldn’t say roasted…

╰┈➤ Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

youre just salty

╰┈➤ 100 Yard Dash @NO1SpiderManFan

duh… anyone can see that

╰┈➤ Spidey Watch @SpiderManUpdates

I know…? This is for easy access for all things Spidey, which includes twitter

╰┈➤ 100 Yard Dash @NO1SpiderManFan

Whatever man, you’ll never like him as much as me

PBP @SI.Intern

Mr. Stark’s sulking bc of @spider_man_official , fight me bro

╰┈➤ Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

imagine caring what some random vigilante thinks couldn’t be me

╰┈➤ PBP @SI.Intern

No actually fight me, you made him leave, and I’m not allowed to be in the lab w/out an adult

╰┈➤ Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

fine, meet behind the Denny’s in an hour

╰┈➤ Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

also, sorry you got kicked out of the lab :(

╰┈➤ PBP @SI.Intern

It’s fine ig

╰┈➤ Inmaginationification @idkhowtoread

Damn, how do you know

╰┈➤ PBP @SI.Intern

I intern under him and Miss Potts. Mainly under Miss Potts but I work in the lab with him once a month. Which is why I’m so angry at Spidey bc he’s left the lab now and I’m not allowed to be there without someone.

╰┈➤ Inmaginationification @idkhowtoread

Why aren’t you allowed to be there alone?

╰┈➤ PBP @SI.Intern

Pls answer @SI_Potts_Official , I don’t kno what I’m allowed to say here

╰┈➤ Pepper Potts @SI_Potts_Official

@SI.Intern is a minor, however because he’s finished high school and is now in college, he has an internship here, mainly doing the business side which is why he mainly interns under me.

PBP @SI.Intern

Fought @spider_man_offical and won

╰┈➤ Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

only cus i let u

╰┈➤ PBP @SI.Intern

Keep yourself safe bro🙏🙏

╰┈➤ Man-Spider @spider_man_offical

thanks bro 🙏🙏

Fae Leaves @rosesdonthavethornswdym

Hey @SI.Intern , may I ask why you intern part time with Tony Stark? Like how does that happen?

╰┈➤ PBP @SI.Intern

Ok so ik how to answer this one! I was originally interning under Miss Potts, and one day we were in Mr. Starks private lab, and he was refusing to go to a meeting we needed him for until he solved this one equation. So, to get him out, I quickly solved it. Then he wanted me to intern under him, but I was mainly wanting the internship for the business side but also when else would I get to tinker in a high-tech lab? So now, I go into the lab once a month and spend 3 days a week with Miss Potts.

Needles 🔒 @nleeds

@ParkingLot want to build my death star with me?

╰┈➤ Peanut Butter 🔒 @ParkingLot

Heck Yeah!

╰┈➤ Sketches @LosersDrawnInDistress

Losers, use a messaging app, not twitter.