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monday, 08:22
happy family!!! (not)
izana: @everyone which one of you mother fuckers ate my cheerios???
emma: ???
emma: i don't have time for this i have a lecture to get to...
emma: plus it was probably mikey
shinichiro: ^^
shinichiro: sleep is calling my name
mikey: same
emma: no not "same"
emma: get yo ass up you have class in 40
emma: otherwise im calling draken
mikey: oh gee shiver me timbers im so scared ⁉️😱
emma: he said he's on his way
mikey: wait wht
emma: he'll be here in like 10 mins tops
mikey: i was playing dawg 😭😭
izana: serves you right for eating MY cheerios
mikey: BRUHH it's not my fault that shin hasn't gone grocery shopping in like THREE WEEKS
shinichiro: there's food at home
izana: NO THERE ISNT ☠️
mikey: NO THERE ISNT 💀
emma: jfc he's so lazy ://
izana: ong like he hasn't even gone to work in like AGES
mikey: crazy how we're gonna go into poverty because shin cldnt be bothered to go to work ☠️☠️
shinichiro: it's my week off
mikey: WHOLE ASS WEEK⁉️😭💀😭⁉️⁉️😱😭☠️☠️☠️😭⁉️⁉️😱💀💀☠️😭😭⁉️⁉️
shinichiro: stfu yall are just exaggerating now
shinichiro: ill do shopping tmr
izana: YOUVE BEEN SAYING THAT SINCE LAST MONDAY.
shinichiro: im being fr this time
emma: you've been saying THAT since last tuesday 😭🙏
shinichiro: i mean it
mikey: bruh we doomed
izana: worddd 🗣️🗣️
emma: say it louder for the people in the back 🗣️🗣️
shinichiro: no you're just begging it now
shinichiro: shut the fuck up im going back to sleep
emma: honestly i think we're running low on food because we have so many people freeloading off of us
mikey: which is mostly shin's friends...
izana: EXACTLY
izana: like what the FUCK is takeomi doing over all the time...
mikey: whts crazy ab that is that takeomi is richer than us
emma: EXACTLY
izana: not you two agreeing with me like senju and sanzu don't practically live in this house
emma: talking like kakucho aint sleeping over every other day
izana: he an orphan that don't count
mikey: okay but that doesn't explain why yesterday morning at 3AM i woke up and went to the kitchen for water only to see you and the fuckign haitani's drinking chocolate milkshakes right out of the blender with plastic straws
shinichiro: okay what the fuck
izana: it gets lonely sometimes... especially when you three are blood related and im not
emma: STOP PULLING THAT CARD
mikey: it gets lonely at three am???
izana: yes
shinichiro: yh it's too early for this shit
shinichiro: why are we all texting we literally live in the same house
izana: im over at kakucho's rn
mikey: ...then how tf did you know that i ate your cheerios
izana: it was a feeling 🔥
emma: i WOULD go and personally talk to mikey but i really don't want to step one foot into his dirty ass room
emma: and you basically never come out the garage
mikey: kys my room isnt that dirty
emma: idk how draken does it honestly
mikey: IT ISNT THAT BAD
shinichiro: sure buddy
izana: delulu ahh
monday, 09:06
spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace 🔥🔥
baji: bruh this biology teacher yappin ong 😭😭
chifuyu: not even ten minutes into the lecture ☠️☠️
hakkai: no he's right
hakkai: bro is going on and on about shit i wont ever remember 😭😭☠️
baji: see he gets me!! 💯💯
chifuyu: guys atleast TRY to pay attention
baji: i tried
kazutora: you absolutely did NOT
mitsuya: usually i would say mood but tbh same
mitsuya: draken's either late or skipping and now law has never looked duller
hakkai: why would you willingly take law??? i mean you're obviously going to be a fashion designer
mitsuya: idk seemed fun
baji: "seemed fun" 😭😭🙏
takemitchy: @mitsuya so true
takemitchy: mikey's skipping and now my world has been painted in hues of grey
chifuyu: strangely poetic
kazutora: baji you could learn a thing or two from him
baji: it's on sight
baji: square up bitch boy
kazutora: BITCH BOY????
hakkai: it lowk fits... mf is onto something ⁉️
kazutora: 😭😭
smiley: AHAHAHABABDJJSJ
smiley: MY TEACHER FUCKING SPILLED HIS COFFEE ALL OVER HIMSELF HELPPP
pah-chin: ☠️☠️
baji: what kind of fucking dumbass would do that
hakkai: ong!! idiot behavior..
mitsuya: how about we DON'T slander teachers
baji: be so fr rn
baji: slander is literally my JOB bro
mitsuya: 😐😐
baji: it's how i feed my family... you're SERIOUSLY going to take that away from me...??? 💔
hakkai: taka-chan!!! he needs to feed his family...💔💔
mitsuya: god you guys are so childish
hakkai: most of us are like TWENTY let us live our lives the way we wanna!!!!
mikey: god i'm so tired of hearing shin and izana yap on and ON about living our best lives while we're still young as if he aint like four years older like bruh you aint THAT old yet
takemitchy: MIKEY!1!1!1!1!
mikey: takemitchy !!
mikey: dw we're on our way you wont be alone anymore
takemitchy: oh THANK god
mikey: ik im the best 🔥
takemitchy: no i meant THANK GOD!!!! hina just came in
takemitchy: she texted me this morning saying she had a small cold and she may or may not be in but shes here now!!!
takemitchy: i can see the colours coming back 😭🙏
baji: CRAZYY ☠️☠️
kazutora: mf really puts the hoes before the bros 😭😭🙏
angry: me personally?? i wouldn't let that slide ong
peh-yan: mikey i wouldnt take that if that was me...
chifuyu: that was CRUEL partner, CRUEL.
draken: ffs mikey how many times have i told you to NOT use your phone on the motorcycle
mikey: sorry ken-chin (lie) it wont happen again (lie)
kazutora: i mean atleast he's honest (kind of??)
baji: mikey and honest should never be in the same sentence ☠️☠️
mikey: baji and smart should never be in the same sentence 🔥🔥
baji: THIS JOKE IS GETTING OLD.
smiley: like yo momma
smiley: them folds were floppier than usual last night
smiley: maybe ill bring it up in pillow talk tonight.. idk tho!!!
angry: NAHOYA.
kazutora: HOLLERING 😭😭🙏
mitsuya: we have officially PEAKED holy SHIT
draken: and good morning to you too smiley
smiley: MORNING!!!! ♪( 'θ｀)
hakkai: jfc @angry why did you let him out his cage
angry: idk he seemed tame at the time
baji: HE SURE ISNT.
chifuyu: off topic but imagine having morning classes like i could NOT...
baji: omg shut UP ive heard enough of that from ryusei
chifuyu: LMFAOOOO 😭😭
baji: no like on EVERY morning i have an early lecture he texts me saying "imagine having morning classes rn 💀"
baji: it pisses me off
kazutora: sounds like a skill issue tbh
kazutora: he's right though it sounds peak 😭😭🙏
hakkai: it IS peak
hakkai: but SOMEHOW without fail ive attended all these classes
mikey: you should be given an award
draken: FOR DOING THE BARE MINIMUM???
mikey: hakkai is the real man here
mikey: i be fightin demons to open my eyes in the morning
mikey: don't even get me started on sitting up
mikey: and then standing up oh GOD that's the worst part
pah-chin: fucking fatty LMFAO
peh-yan: ☠️☠️
draken: deserved tbh
takemitchy: no offence but like that is DEFINITELY an exaggeration
chifuyu: ^^
mikey: this is a hate crime
mitsuya: get off your phones and FOCUS please
kazutora: o-okay mommy 🥺
mitsuya: IM SORRY???
mikey: nah drakens more like a mum
mikey: mitsuya's kinda like a dad
hakkai: no he is not
hakkai: i swear he is so motherly around his sisters
smiley: draken is mommy 1
smiley: mitsuya is mommy 2
chifuyu: adopt me ahh roleplay 😭🙏
baji: bloxburg lookin ahh roleplay 💀💀
draken: GOODBYE.
mitsuya: god you lot are weird asf...
monday, 09:25
RAAAHHGHHHHH FUCK IT WE BALL ⁉️🔥🗣️
koko: who actually named chat?? i just want to have a little chat
ran: madarame, probably
shion: okay and?? what's wrong with it?? you tryna start a fight???
sanzu: bruh stfu it's so ass
rindou: ong
rindou: it literally makes me cringe everytime i open messages
shion: you barely ever open messages because you don't have any friends ☠️☠️
rindou: i am going to snap every bone in your body you fat fucking cunt
kakucho: there will be NO fighting we are fucking adults be responsible
sanzu: no absolutely not
sanzu: be gay do crimes smoke crack
ran: inspirational
hanma: i have never agreed so deeply with one statement ong
koko: well aren't we all so healthy and mentally sane???
kisaki: it's like we all have therapists and are slowly getting better.
shion: yh no we are ALL delusional and insane 💀💀
koko: i feel like that's an understatement
koko: i refuse to believe that hanma doesn't have brain damage of some sorts
hanma: no it's just more fun to act this way
hanma: i'd rather die than act like an npc
kisaki: **a npc
koko: no that sounds weird
kisaki: it's grammatically correct.
sanzu: no hanma's right
sanzu: if you were to call someone an npc you would say "you're such an npc" not "you're such a npc"
kisaki: that isn't how grammar works.
kisaki: "an" should only be used if the word after it begins with a vowel.
kisaki: "npc" startes with "n" which is a consonant, you brainless gorrilas.
rindou: WE'RE NOT DUMB WE KNOW THE RULE
rindou: AN NPC JUST SOUNDS BETTER
rindou: CRY ABOUT IT
rindou: + RATIO
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kisaki: yall dumb asf.
ran: stay mad whore
hanma: guys lay off my bae 🥺🥺
hanma: everyone here is too hot to argue anyway
sanzu: well when you put it like that...
shion: what can i say what can i say 🤷♂️
shion: the ladies AND the men LOVEE me
koko: oh god can someone PLEASE knock his ego down a peg
izana: i got it
izana: @shion literally shut the fuck up yo hair cut is ASS yo tatoo is ASS yo voice aint allat bruh i saw the girl from the club sesh last friday and she was talkin shit about how small it was bro
izana: you aint him
izana: there's a reason why you've never been in a long lasting relationship
izana: because your dick too small to knock anyone up
izana: only thing yo gay ahh is good at is takin it up the ass you whore
kakucho: okay izana that's enough thank you for your hard work
shion: 😭😭😭
shion: tf did i do to deserve that violation 😭🙏
ran: ion know we just dont fw you sometimes
rindou: why is it that whenever izana is online he is literally violenting someone
izana: what else am i supposed to do...??
kakucho: be nice???
izana: no???
hanma: imagine having class rn
sanzu: be so fr rn who actually attends classes anymore
rindou: ... do yall just NOT care about yourselves???
hanma: no not really
sanzu: barely
rindou: even i attend class like cmon it isnt THAT bad
ran: it's that bad
ran: they don't let you piss
rindou: just go on your breaks???
ran: no????
kisaki: hanma if you get held back another year because you skip too much istg
hanma: if i get held back another year that means more time with you 😘😘
sanzu: bro got that dumb rizz
shion: 💀💀
kisaki: that's not how it works???
hanma: relax i have like 2 jobs AND my own apartment my life aint doomed yet 💯💯
rindou: i bet you share your apartment you poor loser
hanma: HOW DID YOU KNOW
koko: because there's no way that your broke ass can afford a whole apartment by yourself
koko: who's your roomate???
hanma: kazutora hanemiya
hanma: we vibin frfr!!!
koko: i feel like i know that name
izana: fr but like i just can't place my finger on it
kakucho: ???
kakucho: isn't hanemiya the one who clubbed shinichiro on the head???
izana: THATS THE BITCH???
kakucho: i think so??
kakucho: give me a minute
monday, 09:37
kaku-chan - takemichi
kaku-chan: hi
kaku-chan: really random because we haven't spoken in weeks but like
kaku-chan: has your friend hanemiya ever attempted to kill shinichiro???
takemichi: WHAT????
kaku-chan: god this probably looks so weird
takemichi: IT IS WEIRD.
takemichi: ILL ASK IG???
kaku-chan: thank you
takemichi: ???? 😭😭
monday, 09:38
spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace 🔥🔥
takemitchy: REALLY RANDOM
takemitchy: @kazutora HAVE YOU EVER ATTEMPTED MURDER AGAINST MIKEYS OLDER BROTHER???
kazutora: WHAT
mikey: who told you??
takemitchy: kaku-chan asked 😭😭
baji: idfk a kaku bro
mikey: yh never heard of em
draken: crazy how some rando mf knows about THE incident
takemitchy: ...so he DID attempt murder???
kazutora: well yes i did but it was an accident and he forgives me (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
takemitchy: oh okay thank you
monday, 09:40
kaku-chan - takemichi
takemichi: he did
takemichi: such an oddly specific question
kaku-chan: oh okay thank you
kaku-chan: ill treat you to a cafe later
kaku-chan: the one with all the sweet pastries
takemichi: OMG THANK YOU ILYSM
kaku-chan: lyt
takemichi: ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
monday, 09:41
RAAAHHGHHHHH FUCK IT WE BALL ⁉️🔥🗣️
kakucho: yh thats the bitch
izana: ⁉️
hanma: oh cool im living with a murderer 😝😝
koko: you are the only human being on the planet to find that fact "cool"
hanma: i'm sure there's more people with a few screws loose
ran: and i am praying that you never meet them
rindou: that would be like two hanmas
kisaki: at that point, i would kill myself.
koko: mood
sanzu: can't even blame him it's HANMA for fucks sake
shion: that's right gorgeous 😘
sanzu: tf you just call me
shion: i called you gorgeous boo 😍😍
rindou: okay time to take a break from the screens
izana: going back offline to restart my mewing streak
sanzu: do you want to die??? bitch please you could not handle all this
koko: the girls are fightingg
hanma: screen recording rn
shion: hop on call and ill show you that i can
kakucho: i fucking hope you're talking about calling EACHOTHER and not the gc
sanzu: bet
sanzu has started a group call
shion has joined the call
koko: @hanma take one for the team and join
hanma: yes boss!!
hanma has joined the call
ran: he was so kind and caring (lie)
koko: he will be missed (lie)
kisaki: his company was so enjoyable and delightful (lie).
monday, 16:33
spit in your hand and stroke my cok at a medium pace 🔥🔥
chifuyu: OH LORD JESUS
chifuyu: IM FREE
baji: bruh imagine yo class ending at FOUR bruh ive been free for HOURS
chifuyu: IM SORRY??? I AM NOT GETTING UP AT 8 TO GET TO A LECTURE???
mikey: it's more like eight forty-five
kazutora: no fucking wonder you're always late
smiley: ong 😭☠️☠️
hakkai: for my nine o'clock lecture i always get up at like six
baji: how
mitsuya: hakkai what
hakkai: i'm sorry but like it takes me ages to get ready 😭😭
hakkai: like i'm just a lil slow in the mornings to properly wake up
draken: a little??
hakkai: slow as in i will literally fall asleep while brushing my teeth
hakkai: plus it's just nicer to take my time, sometimes i walk around, maybe stop for some coffee, finish some assignments
mitsuya: sounds lowk chill
draken: i should start doing that ngl
takemitchy: bro is the thinker 😭😭
hakkai: what can i say what can i say 🤷♂️🤷♂️
mitsuya: mind if i join you tmr??
hakkai: oh uh
angry: 👀
hakkai: sure thats fine
hakkai: just be at mine by seven
mitsuya: cool, looking forward to it
mikey: i hate gays
hakkai: WHAT ARE YOU ARE IMPLYING
mitsuya: MIKEY 😭😭
mikey: no i swear its completely unrelated to this
draken: uh huh...
mikey: no fr
mikey: sanzu is fucking pissing me off
mikey: he literally lets himself into my house UNINVITED and starts a gay ahh rant about how he hates shion or smth
mikey: who the fuck is shion??
baji: bro is yapperin about some random npc ☠️☠️
mikey: ong!!
peh-yan: wait shion?? like madarame shion???
mikey: idfk let me ask
mikey: oh yeah it is
mikey: you know him???
peh-yan: YEAH I KNOCKED HIS ASS OUT THIS ONE TIME LMFAOOAOOO
smiley: HAHAHAH I REMEMBER THAT ☠️☠️☠️
smiley: HE WAS TALKIN REAL BIG SHIT AND WAS KNOCKED OUT FIRST PUNCH BRUH 💀💀
kazutora: WHAAATT THATS CRAZYYY 😭😭
kazutora: DOES ANYONE HAVE A VIDEO
angry: me
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draken: why did he go flying 💀
baji: my thoughts exactly ☠️
smiley: he looks like he saw jesus for a second 😭😭🙏
chifuyu: BYEEEEE 😭😭🙏
angry: bye bye 👋
chifuyu: STOP THATS JUST HOW I LAUGH
hakkai: oh he knows he's just making fun of you
smiley: ^^
chifuyu: thought souya was the nicer twin
hakkai: he's nicer but he got a mean streak sometimes
angry: facts 💯
chifuyu: 😐
mikey: okay im telling sanzu that shion is a weak ass mf
pah-chin: as you should‼️🗣️
mikey: ???
mikey: he hit me and said "don't insult my bae like that"
mikey: he was COMPLAINING about how he hated him????
mikey: ive said this before and ill say it again
mikey: i hate gays
takemitchy: so true
takemitchy: BUT LIKE NOT IN A HOMOPHOBIC WAY
chifuyu: we know
takemitchy: it's just that my friend kaku-chan took me out to a cafe right but like ALL he's been talking about is izana like bro ily but PLEASE can we talk about smth else 😭😭🙏
draken: omfg we're so dumb
draken: kaku = kakucho
baji: OH ☠️
mikey: 💀
takemitchy: ..you guys know him??
mikey: YES he's at my house all the time for izana
draken: he's actually really nice (for someone who's (boy)friends with izana)
baji: fr ☠️💀
baji: also
baji: @kazutora stop FUCKING lurking i can SEE that you're online
kazutora: darn ive been caught!!!!
kazutora: i wasn't even reading chat
chifuyu: don't lie
kazutora: well i WAS but i'm also texting someone else
baji: 👀
angry: eyebrow raise
kazutora: NO NOT LIKE THAT
smiley: ok
kazutora: YOU FUCKERS DONT BELIEVE ME
kazutora: ONG HES ACTUALLY MENTAL I WOULD NEVER DATE HIM
angry: who are you talking about
kazutora: he's my roommate but i am NOT telling yall the name because you lot won't drop it
smiley: well now we wanna know!!!!! what's he texting you about?? 🤨🤨
kazutora: bruhh get your head out of the gutter he's just texting me about dinner plans
chifuyu: dinner plans??
kazutora: yh we have dinner together all the time
mikey: nah 💀
draken: this a different type of denial 💀
baji: CRAZY ☠️
kazutora: SHUT THE FUCK UP
pah-chin: kazutora that's acc gay asf don't lie
kazutora: IT ISNT
takemitchy: it is 😭😭
kazutora: WE'RE JUST CLOSE OKAY
hakkai: a lil TOO close to be JUST FRIENDS
kazutora: oh i just KNOW that your ass aint chattin...
peh-yan: ong... 💀☠️
hakkai: CAM UALL SHOT YHE FUVK UO
mitsuya: can't even read that
smiley: only words i can see are shit and fuck
chifuyu: well of COURSE those are the words you can read
smiley: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
baji: it means your fucking illiterate ☠️☠️
mikey: okay but whatever happened to those ten literature assignments??? those FAILED spelling tests from when you were like FOURTEEN
baji: DIE I WAS FOURTEEN
chifuyu: fourteen and you STILL couldn't spell tiger
takemitchy: that's acc mad embarrassing ngl 😭😭🙏
baji: I AM A CHANGED MAN.
angry: okay blah blah blah can we go back to kazutora's love life
kazutora: I DO NOT HAVE A LOVE LIFE
draken: sure buddy...
kazutora: I DONT.
takemitchy: AHA
takemitchy: HIS NAME IS HANMA RIGHT???
kazutora: WHAT THE FUCK
kazutora: YES??? HOW DID YOU KNOW???
chifuya: not hanma shuji...😭💀
draken: HANMA??? YOU LIEK HAMNA??? SHUJI HANMA???
kazutora: i don't like him
baji: 😐
mikey: you aint foolin nobody 🗣️🗣️
mitsuya: ^^
kazutora: IM NOT LYING I DONT 😭😭🙏
hakkai: yall eat together EVERY DAY wdym
kazutora: it's not ALL the time 😐
kazutora: just when we're both free
kazutora: which is actually rather often when i think about it
mikey: "when i think about it"
baji: have you NEVER questioned you and hanmas relationship
kazutora: no????
pah-chin: nah 💀
hakkai: earlier today my mother asked me if id done the dishes yet and i simply replied with "kazutora hanemiya" and she knew i was finished
mikey: ☠️☠️
chifuyu: LMFAOOOAOAOAO ☠️💀
smiley: guys lets give him a chance to redeem himself
smiley: @kazutora how do you two act with eachother???
kazutora: he's actually really sweet n gentle
kazutora: he's KIND OF flirty with me but like it's more of a joke than being fr
draken: "really sweet" do we know the same hanma??? 💀
mitsuya: "gentle" are we talking about the same person??? ☠️
kazutora: YES????
kazutora: ignoring them
kazutora: i've learnt that he really REALLY likes physical contact so ig i let him drape himself all over me a lot of the time???
kazutora: he likes nicknames??? or petnames ig?? he calls me babes ALL the time
kazutora: he ALWAYS gets me small gifts idk why
kazutora: he also LOVES holding hands with me for some odd reason
mikey: "for some odd reason"
peh-yan: yea ive heard enough 💀
mitsuya: there is a LOT to unpack here...
chifuyu: i hope you know that is NOT platonic behaviour
kazutora: IT ISNT?????
draken: fucking hopeless ☠️
kazutora: GUYS OLEASE
kazutora: does it seem like hanma likes me....??
mikey: YES 💀
smiley: bruhhh... 🤣🤣
kazutora: OMG WHAT DO I DO
baji: idfk maybe ASK HIM OUT????
chifuyu: nah i give up ☠️
draken: tora you a lost cause 😭😭
monday, 22:58
takemichi has created a group chat
takemichi has added 9+ participants
takemichi has renamed chat to "big ahh gc"
takemichi: um
takemichi: have fun?? i just made a big gc with all my friends because i think we all know eachother somehow????
rindou: dead gc name
ran: ong!!!
hanma: and then yall hate on me for my CREATIVE gc names... fake ass
kisaki: disrespectfully, your group chat names are actual ass.
koko: ^^
hanma: ☹️☹️
chifuyu: @takemichi what the actual fuck are you doing up at this time
takemichi: tbh ion even know
takemichi: what are YOU doing up
chifuyu: movie with baji 😝😝
draken: on a fucking monday???
baji: @draken no need to be a hater
sanzu: @draken just say you're homophobic and move on
draken: BUT IM NOT????
koko: homophobe ⁉️
inupi: no he's actually the gayest man ive ever met
draken: are you excluding yourself???
inupi: UNPROVOKED?????
inupi: im trying defend your name and this is what i get
draken: mb mb 🙏🙏
mikey: why is izana here
izana has left the chat
mikey: ☠️☠️
shion: LMFAOOOOOAOO
baji: who are you bro 💀
shion: me????
baji: are you fucking dumb
baji: YES YOU
shion: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????
mikey: no who are YOU
mikey: i dun heard things about you that i didn't need to hear 😭🙏
senju: EXACTLY
senju: WHO EVEN ARE YOU BRUH???
shion: WHO THE FUCK TALKS ABOUT ME???
hanma: who do you think 💀
hanma: that phone call was CRAZYYYY dawg
koko: send the recording to me
kisaki: send the recording to me.
sanzu: DONT SEND IT YOU SON OF A BITCH ILL SLIT YOUR THROAT IN YOUR SLEEP
hanma: sent 😝😝
sanzu: you're finished blud
sanzu: omw rn
hanma: ???
hanma: if you're coming over i have leftovers from dinner!!~♡
kazutora: i don't think that's what he meant...
hanma: i'm sure thats what he meant ☆～（ゝ。∂）
kakucho has added izana
izana: stop
izana: why do you even have admin???
kakucho: best friend privileges
izana: 😐
mikey: bruh @izana are you STILL mad at me for eating your cheerios
mikey: I LITERALLY BOUGHT MORE
izana: THATS NOT THE POINT
izana: YOU AND YOUR FUCKING ZIG ZAG LOOKING ASS HAIRLINE BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN
izana: DONT. EAT. MY. CHEERIOS.
emma: ffs if you're going to argue do it in the other gc
chifuyu: no don't im lowk invested
hakkai: ong!!! let em yap
mikey: ITS LITERALLY JUST CEREAL GET OVER IT
izana: I JUST KNOWWW YOU AINT TALKING ABOUT GETTNG OVER THINGS
izana: ITS BEEN YEARS
mikey: STFU YOU ARE THE LAAAAST PERSON TO BE CHATTIN TO ME AB PINING
mikey: OVER A DECADE.
senju: NAH 💀
shion: next level pining bruh ong 😭🙏
baji: MIKEY THATS FOOUUULLLL 💀☠️☠️☠️💀
hanma: izana i wouldnt have that
ran: nah izana i wouldn't take that dont take that
mitsuya: dear god 😭🙏
izana: MANJIRO "MIKEY" SANO DO NOT FUCKING PLAY WITH ME NOW ION WANNA HEAR NUN ABOUT PINING YOU LITERALLY STARE AT DRAKENS AVERAGE AHH LIKE HE A GREEK GOD OR SOMETHIN ITS ACC EMBARRASSING THE WAY YOU ACT AROUND HIM BRO STOP GIGGLING N BLUSHIN YOU ARE NOT A CUTESY HIGH SCHOOL GIRL OKAY IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU ACTING LIKE YOURE THE SHIT BFFR YOU LOOK LIKE A PATHETIC SAD SOPPING WET CAT WHEN YOUR NOT WITH DRAKEN OKAY TELLING ME TO GET OVER IT WHEN YOU CANT GET OVER HIM
izana: DON'T EAT MY FUCKING CHEERIOS.
rindou: i told yall that izana is only online to violate
takemichi: CRAZY....
smiley: nah mikey don't have it
sanzu: @mikey me personally i wouldn't let that slide
mikey: OH SO WE BRINGING OUT NAMES NOW????
inupi: @draken
inupi: @draken
inupi: @draken
mikey: STOP.
inupi: ok
izana: @mikey FUCK YEAH WE BRINGING OUT NAMES YOU WHOOORREEEEE
hanma: i love how he felt the need to drag out the word whore
senju: okay but izana lowk DEVOURED him ngl
koko: ^^
baji: @mikey aint no comeback gon save you 💀💀☠️☠️
mikey: @izana yo ass aint ready for the clapback
hanma: AYOO AINT YOU BROTHERS 🤨🤨🤨
kisaki: you're nasty. obviously, he didn't mean it like that.
sanzu: HANMA YOUR FUCKING DISGUSTING 😨😨😨
hanma: **you're
sanzu: KYS
baji: cmon now
baji: bestie you can do better
chifuyu: ong!!!
kazutora: FAN YOU DHIT YUE FCKU UO
hakkai: spelling 💯
kazutora: GO FUCKIGN HANF UND OURSELF
hakkai: ☹️☹️☹️
mitsuya: okay kazutora how about we tone down on the violence
kazutora: i have a slur to say
kazutora: smh of course you intervene when it involves your bf
hakkai: BOYFRIEND??2&(91]!*,dka???3))
inupi: good grief
smiley: "good grief " ☝️🤓
inupi: stfu
mitsuya: @kazutora he's not my boyfriend...
draken: (yet)
mitsuya: inupi literally pinged you like FIVE times and THIS is what you come online for
draken: yup 🔥🔥
inupi: you fat fuck go kys
kakucho: why is everyone so violent????
smiley: aint nobody as violent as me with yo mum last night 💯💯
kakucho: jokes on you i'm an orphan
sanzu: that took a dark turn
izana: no you just don't have a sense of humor that was hilarious asf 💀
shion: sanzu's sense of humor is watching little kids fall over
sanzu: THEY DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT
baji: THATS ACC BARE WEIRD WHAT 😭😭💀
senju: god he's so embarrassing
senju: guys i am an only child
sanzu: what about takeomi???
senju: who???
draken: ☠️
mikey: @izana ION WHY YOURE CHATTING WITH YOUR DISOWNED ASS ALR PIPE DOWN DIPSHIT YOURE ACC NOT HIM BRUHHH MF YOU CAAAANNNNOOOOOTTT BE CHATTING TO ME ABOUT PINING WHEN YOUT GOOFY AHH BEEN PINING FOR FUCKIGN KAKUCHO SINCE YO ASS WAS STILL A PATHETIC WHINEY ASS BITCHASS CHILD MF LITERALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT FOR A DECADEE ITS JUST EMBARRASSING....
mikey: @izana ALWAYS INVITING HIM OVER LIKE YOULL HAVE THE BALLS TO MAKE A MOVE BITCH BFFR YOU AINT DOING SHITT GET A FUCKING LIFE YO ASS 24 AND BROKE MF GONNA BE LIVING IN THE STREETS SOON 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀🙏🙏
koko: damn izana don't take it
izana: telling shin 🤭
mikey: FUCKING SNITCH KYS KYS I HATEE YOU
rindou: won the battle but lost the war 🙏🙏
ran: ong 🙏🙏
takemitchy: why must they be so hateful ☹️☹️
inupi: who knows 🤷♂️
hanma: sighhh im craving ice cream
hanma: @kazutora lets go get ice cream
kazutora: RN???
hanma: well DUH cmon lets go
hakkai: i have a homophobic slur to say
baji: aint nobody stopping you
hakkai: oh uh
hakkai: f
hakkai: fa
mitsuya: it's okay just do it
hakkai: i'm a little bit scared
baji: ☠️
rindou: i got a glock in my rari ⁉️ 💯
chifuyu: HWAT
inupi: my life would be 100% better if i hadn't known that fact
draken: ^^
mitsuya: STOP COMING ONLINE JUST TO SAY ONE WORD
draken: ❌
mitsuya: 😭😭
hakkai: taka chan that aint even words no more ☠️
angry: 💀
ran: @rindou you got a what in your what
rindou: gun in my ass 😝
hanma: oh same 🤭
kazutora: HUH
smiley: ngl i need to own a glock
smiley: where'd you buy yours @rindou @hanma
rindou: black market
hanma: from kisaki
mikey: mf said the black market 😭🙏
takemichi: @kisaki YOU OWN GUNS????
kisaki: maybe.
chifuyu: nah that's wild 😭
koko: be so fr rn who DOESN'T own guns??
senju: oh idk maybe NORMAL PEOPLE???
sanzu: i literally never walked out the house without my glock or my machete OR my katana
mikey: WHOLE ASS MACHETE ⁉️⁉️⁉️
izana: WHOLE ASS KATANA 😭😭😭😭
hanma: i don't go anywhere without my hello kitty gun!!! ☆～（ゝ。∂）
kazutora: oh my god
kazutora: he actually brought a hello kitty gun
kazutora: why would you bring that we're literally just going out for ice cream
hanma: Y'know, all sorts of crimes happen late at night.
kazutora: FFS THAT DIDNT NEED TO BE SO OMINOUS 😭😭😭
hakkai: HELP THAT SCARED ME
hakkai: WHY DID HE USE PERFECT GRAMMAR
rindou: ngl hanma the type of person to commit a crime during broad daylight in a public place packed with people
inupi: oddly specific
rindou: okay but am i lying? 😐
izana: nah you right that's acc so hanma core
kakucho: HANMA CORE???
mikey: tbh that's also baji core
chifuyu: YOURE ONTO SOMETHING
mitsuya: it would specifically be arson aswell
smiley: EXACTLYYYY 💀💀💀
ran: what kind of fuckass name is smiley bruh
smiley: bitch you tryna start something??? mfs name is ran 💀💀 what did you run from????? "🏃💨" ahh name
ran: ion know why hoes be chatting when yo ass named SMILEY bruh wtf is bro smiling about??? "😁😄" ahh name 💀
smiley: okay but atleast smiley is a nickname bruh you stuck with ran 😭😭😭
ran: who would willingly nickname themselves smiley??? 😭😭
ran: what's your actual name??
smiley: nahoya 😘😘
ran: oh
ran: i actually like that name, it's cool
smiley: thansk
smiley: **fhanks
smiley: FUCKS SAKE
smiley: **thanks
ran: 👍
smiley: 🫶
smiley: SORRY WRONG EMOJI
hanma: who let these gay losers cook bruh
hanma: that was acc so awkward its killing me
kazutora: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
draken: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 💀
mitsuya: @draken THATS RICH COMING FROM YOU
angry: @mitsuya you literally cannot talk ☠️
shion: yall pathetic asf
senju: staying silent for my own sake because DAMN what i've heard is pathetic af
sanzu: CAN YOU NOT????
takemichi: lmfaooo
kakucho: saying "lmfaoo" so casually like you didn't cause this
takemichi: 🤷♂️
chifuyu: you are actually evil ong!!!
baji: hi i'm baji keisuke and i want to commit arson rn who wants to join me
rindou: i would but rn im high so...
inupi: i'm sorry you're what.
rindou: high 😝
inupi: @koko what are your friends...
koko: bold of you to assume that these rambunctious lot are my friends...
hakkai: RAMBUNCTIOUS LOT 😭😭😭
baji: damn so nobody is willing to commit crimes with me
mikey: IM RIGHT HERE.
baji: OKAY GOOD MEET ME AT SHIBUYA TRAIN STATION
mikey: why all the way to shibuya
baji: the further away from home the better 💯💯
mikey: okay what time
baji: in like an hour i gotta finish this movie
mikey: alr
izana: oh @mikey get me dr pepper n gummy bears on your way back
mikey: IM NOT YOUR SLAVE. GET IT YOURSELF.
izana: oh well i SUPPOSE shin will just HAVE to know about what happened aug third last year
mikey: im sure i can spare a few minutes of my time to pop in the convenience store
izana: thanks.
emma: why are you two like this jfc...
draken: ^^
mitsuya: mf is back to his wordless messages 😭😭🙏
draken: 🖕🖕
mitsuya: damn this bitch givin me attitude...
hakkai: 💀💀
kazutora: ice cream at night hits diff
hanma: BEEN TELLIN YOU THIS BRUHH
chifuyu: IKR ITS SO LENG AT NIGHT
ran: ^^
sanzu: ice cream is best when you use your spoon to mix it up into the creamy liquid
smiley: NO????
smiley: you eat ice cream when it's fresh from the freezer and its still hard and has them ice bits in them
takemichi: wtf...
shion: vanilla ice cream goes hard with chocolate shavings, chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, m&m's, smarties, and strawberries fight me on this ong!!
draken: my guy that is a shortcut to diabetes ☠️
rindou: mf is calling the grim reaper to come get him 💀
kazutora: bro is asking his teeth to fall out 💀☠️
koko: LMFAO 😭🙏
rindou: no but fr @shion you a fatty ong!!!!
shion: KYS!1!1!1!1!1
sanzu: obese piece of shit 💀💀
rindou: FRRR ☠️☠️
hakkai: WHY ARE THEY FLAMING HIM???? 😭😭
chifuyu: idk but it's entertaining asf so we 🆙🔥🔥
shion: stfu and go back to your movie date 😐
chifuyu: NOT A DATE!!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOURSELF YOU WHORRREEEEE I AHTEENYOU KILL YOURSELF
kazutora: well isnt he so kind and loving
mitsuya: loving the positive energy rn
hakkai: TAKA CHAN 😭😭😭😭😭
draken: @chifuyu yo ass insane ong!!!
chifuyu: yeah and mikey is insane for yo ass and i mean YOUR ASS
izana: HA
mikey: CAN YOU NOT????
takemichi: LMFAOOOAOAOO 💀😭🙏
inupi: wild how he's offline again
mitsuya: idiot
draken: not an idiot
inupi: kys
mitsuya: kys
draken: love ya too 😘😘
koko: three words that mikey has never heard...
smiley: FOUULLLLL 💀💀
emma: this is a personal attack holy shit
mikey: the way this stopped being funny 😐
kakucho: no it's acc so funny it's got my parents rolling in their graves
ran: stop trying to make it awkward it doesn't work anymore
hakkai: i thought it was pretty awkward
smiley: you don't count you're literally the definition of awkwardness
hakkai: UNPROVOKED???
smiley: nun but facts 💯
hakkai: ☹️☹️
ran: i'm going to finger your hole till you bleed out and DIE bitch
rindou: HELP WHAT
ran: whoops wrong chat
ran: ignore that
smiley: MF SAID IGNORE THAT 😭😭😭😭🙏
izana: who was that even meant for
ran: hanma is fucking pissing me off
kisaki: i'm going to take a wild guess and say that his response was "kinkyy 😍😘".
ran: why was that so accurate wtf
hakkai: that's concerning wtf
shion: THATS HILARIOUS WTF
chifuyu: there are three types of people ⁉️
inupi: gay, gay and gay
draken: yeah them hoes gay asf
draken: especially hakkai
hakkai: WHY ME
rindou: idk he's onto something
koko: you're so giving pathetic awkward little gay boy
baji: afraid that couldn't be more accurate
hakkai: HOW THOUGH???
koko: idk you just... do
hakkai: i mean i can overlook the awkward part
hakkai: but how am i pathetic and GAY???
angry: pathetically gay for mitsuya no cap
hakkai: NO??? WE'RE JUST FRIENDS
inupi: that's what they all say (cough cough draken cough cough)
draken: KYS???
inupi: why is mf asking me to kill myself
draken: KYS ‼️‼️‼️
chifuyu: yall so violent n for what 😭😭
hanma: GUYS IGNORE THE GAY TWINKS
hanma: MINT CHOC CHIP ICE CREAM OR PLAIN VANILLA ICE CREAM
izana: strawberry ice cream cones from tescos
hanma: THAT WASNT AN OPTION
izana: don't care + ratio 💯
11 participants reacted with 👍
hanma: yall homophobic 😐😐
baji: ARE YOU NOT THE ONE WHO JUST SAID "ignore the gay twinks"
hanma: don't remember didn't happen 🤷♂️
chifuyu: BRUHHH 😭😭😭
pah-chin: @hanma vanilla
smiley: AREE YOUUU TAPPED???? mint choc solos
angry: might have to disown you 🫡
smiley: LMFAOOO YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF TEEHEE 🤭🤭
hakkai: he's always happily violent or violently happy there's no in between
ran: even i can tell despite only knowing him for a mere few minutes
mikey: "mere few minutes" "despite" why does bro talk like he's from the 1600's and lives in a dark giant mansion secluded away from the rest of the village
ran: kys i live in your walls
emma: i don't even doubt that
emma: you're always over at the most random times
ran: 🤷♂️
sanzu: LMFAO @mikey WHY IS THAT SO SPECIFIC???
mikey: idfk lmfaoo
takemichi: okay i'm going to bed don't get too crazy and try not to ping everyone
kakucho: night night takemichi
takemichi: NIGHHTTT <3
mikey: favouritism amirite
chifuyu: frfr...
shion: @mikey "amirite" bruhh are you a boomer or something ☠️☠️
sanzu: LMFAOAOAOAO
mikey: it really wasn't that funny
baji: don't mind him he's just whipped
sanzu: FUCK OFF 🖕🖕
hanma: still havent forgotten that call ☠️☠️☠️
sanzu: what are you talking about
shion: what call???
hanma: first stage - denial
rindou: BAHAHAHDIKABFFUFUW
rindou: 💀💀💀💀
shion: throw yourself off a bridge 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
sanzu: wordd ‼️‼️💯💯
hanma: smh
hanma: haters be hatin 🤷♂️🤷♂️
tuesday, 02:33
big ahh gc
ran: anyone still up
smiley: yh wsg
hanma: HEYYY 😝😝
ran: 👋
ran: bored and unable to sleep
ran: anyone wanna call
smiley: i can
hanma: i CAN but we'll have to be quiet cause toras sleeping
smiley: okay ( ◠‿◠ )
hanma: ( ' ▽ ' )
ran has started a group call
hanma has joined the group call
smiley has joined the group call
tuesday, 03:02
big ahh gc
baji has joined the group call
hanma: ???
hanma: lmfao
tuesday, 06:18
big ahh gc
ran has ended the group call
ran: HELP WE HAVENT SLEPT
baji: oh fuck im doomed
baji: have a morning lecture at nine
smiley: LMFAOO
smiley: i'm lucky im free today
ran: same lol
hanma: i have to fucking write an essay because i completely forgot to do it and ive had like a month and a half to do it
hanma: AND i have a work shift at eleven
ran: your fault tbh 🤷♂️🤷♂️
hanma: okay well atleast i'm a good friend i literally only stayed up to keep you company 😝😝
smiley: a true one frfr!!
hakkai: why would you all stay up so late??? like what we're you even doing
baji: various shenanigans
hanma: like drawing on toras face!! 🤭🤭
smiley: and making cupcakes 😋😋
ran: and bothering rindou 🫨🫨
baji: and showing up at peoples houses 😝😝
hakkai: LMFAO WHAT
mitsuya: that wasn't fucking funny my soul literally jumped out of my body
sanzu: can't even blame you
sanzu: imagine that thing on your doorstep at like three in the morning
izana: that thing is crazy 💀💀
baji: just say your homophobic and move on ://
sanzu: no girl you just ugly asf
baji: if im ugly then wtf is you 😭😭😭😭
sanzu: a god. a higher being. someone unimaginable and unattainable to a lowlife like you. something you can't even begin to comprehend.
baji: damn bitch i get it you on another level or sum shi no need to get all philosophical on me 🙄🙄
rindou: sanzu your the loml never die 😍😍🥰😘🥰🥰😘
rindou: oh your so majestic ily so bad im actually whipped im shedding tears im all yours i swear i swearddjwjsjsjo 😘😍😘😘😘😍😘😍😍😘
inupi: why he speakin like he boutta cum or some shit
inupi: nasty ass
angry: STOP THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
koko: oh great now people are ORGASMING in chat this is a new low
hanma: that's a good idea i'll probably do that sometime, thanks rindou!! 😝😝
kazutora: HELP WHAT
baji: @kazutora this yo man?
kazutora: STFUSTFUSTFUSYFIWYSKWJWP
tuesday, 09:16
spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace 🔥🔥
hakkai: sick of this bitch
mitsuya: not even halfway through the lesson 😭😭
hakkai: nah bro i aint talking about the teacher im talking about BAJI bruh
draken: dear god...
hakkai: this mf at the back of the lecture hall using BINOCULARS to read from the board
draken: NUH UHH.... 💀💀
smiley: nah ☠️
hakkai: someone tell this hoe to go get a damn eye test and get some fucking glasses
chifuyu: 😭😭
takemitchy: yknow it's serious when hakkai starts swearing frfr!!!
kazutora: omg he's doing it again??
mikey: fym AGAIN??? 💀💀💀
kazutora: yh AGAIN
kazutora: i caught him doing it once so i told him to just take a test n get glasses but he said "i'll look like a neek" so i told him to just sit in the front and he said "i'm too cool for the front row"
mitsuya: jfc
mitsuya: can never win with that man
takemitchy: THAT MAN 😭😭
kazutora: not even a man
kazutora: that BABY.
draken: fr
baji: why are you guys spamming chat
hakkai: idk maybe it's because YOURE USING BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THE BOARD????
baji: ffs it's not that big of a deal
mikey: boy put them binoculars AWAY bro we are NOT exploring to jungle 😭🙏
draken: like no this is NOT a secret spying mission mf get RID of them binoculars 💀🙏
takemitchy: LMFAOOAOAOXISINF
baji: stfuuu 🖕🖕
baji: opps cannot catch me lacking wearing glasses or sitting in the front row
chifuyu: WHAT OPPS???? 😭😭😭
baji: hanma shuji is the no.1 opp rn, kisaki tetta no.2
kazutora: why you beefing with shuji
baji: oh it's "shuji" now??
takemitchy: ayo??
kazutora: SHUUSHH KYS KYS ITS NKT LIKE THATGXHAKDNSN
pah-chin: @baji just get glasses it's not that deep
pah-chin: i literally wear reading glasses it's not that bad
mikey: EXACTLY.
baji: yh well i no no wanna
hakkai: 😐😐
hakkai: boy istg if you don't go get them glasses...
draken: no actually if you don't put them binoculars down...
baji: stfu 🖕🖕
takemitchy: WE'RE TRYING TO HELP??
chifuyu: baji no offence but i feel like your being overdramatic
chifuyu: just get glasses you'll probably look good with them
baji: wait fr
chifuyu: YES
chifuyu: you would look so fine with them 🙏🙏
baji: ok i GUESS ill get them
mikey: whipped ong 💀
baji: watch how i whip yo ass ong 😐
mikey: ooh shiver me timbers im so scared 🥶
draken: you can really hear the fear in his tone
kazutora: his voice portrays a strong sense of fright
takemitchy: LMFAOOO??
baji: actually off yourselves
hakkai: ahh you mad 💀💀
baji: ahh you gay 😹😹
hakkai: 😐
chifuyu: BAJIKWIVJWFHS
mitsuya: sorry i giggled
hakkai: WOW.
hakkai: ☹️☹️☹️
mitsuya: babes i said im sorry 😭😭
hakkai: BABES???!1!1!1!;£2&8@($\*{^|
mitsuya: honey what's wrong??
hakkai: WDJSOWIJSVNW
hakkai: HONEY???
mitsuya: yes?
hakkai: WNXIJFHSICHD
hakkai: TAKASHI YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE FUCKING DOING TO MY POOR SOUL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
mitsuya: sorry sweetheart ill tone it down a little
baji: stop i can literally see him going red
kazutora: yknow it's bad when BAJI can SEE
baji: UNPROVOKED??? KYS
mitsuya: @hakkai baby you good??
mitsuya: darling??
baji: STOP HE JUST FAINTED
chifuyu: YOURE JOKING. 😭😭
mitsuya: HELP ME
mitsuya: @draken THIS IS YOUR FAULT
draken: wdym
draken: i didnt do anything...
mitsuya: boy don't play with me 😐
draken: my fault. sorry.
mikey: ☠️☠️☠️
smiley: HELP DID HE ACTUALLY FAINT
baji: YES 💀
baji: nah because he just collapsed like 💥💥
baji: he gon regain consciousness with some new bruises 😭😭
angry: yikes bruh
smiley: LMFAO I NEARLY FEEL BAD
smiley: just nearly tho 💯💯
mikey: yknow he's gon see that when he wakes up
smiley: shii mb bro i didn't mean nun of that get well soon 🔥🔥
mitsuya: "get well soon" he's not sick you fool 😐😐
takemitchy: he is sick!!
takemitchy: lovesick!!!
mikey: that was so cheesy i love it
chifuyu: frfr!!! mitchy statin facts 💯💯
takemitchy: 😎👉
tuesday, 10:37
spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace 🔥🔥
hakkai: @draken i hate you so bad rn
hakkai: that was EMBARRASSING.
hakkai: they had the medics come and ask me questions like "have you eaten today?? have you drank water??"
hakkai: it was AWKWARD asf
draken: sorry dude but i didn't think you would fucking FAINT
mitsuya: omg hakkai im actually so sorry 🙏🙏
hakkai: 😐😐
hakkai: and i literally missed most of the lecture so now i don't have enough notes
baji: just copy from me???
mikey: saying that like your handwriting is even legible let alone grammatically correct ☠️☠️☠️
baji: bitch when i catch yo ass 🖕🖕
mikey: yo gon whoop my ass yeah yeah but like what did ken do
draken: i dared him to call hakkai pet names 💀
draken: sorry but like it sounded funny at the time
mikey: it's STILL funny dw ☠️☠️
smiley: FRR
smiley: BAJI GOT A VIDEO OF HIM PASSING OUT IVE BEEN FUCKKNG GIGGLING FOR THE PAST HOUR
baji: you weren't supposed to tell them that you idiot
peh-yan: NAH SEND IT TO ME 💀💀
smiley: SENT
hakkai: i'm sorry you got a VIDEO?
baji: ...maybe
hakkai: WBIDUJFUHSHDF
chifuyu: baji 😭😭
chifuyu: when you see your friend faint is the first thing that comes to mind of what you should do is RECORD THEM???
baji: yeah well DUH
baji: unless it was you
kazutora: favouritism at it's finest
baji: if it were you tora i would DEFINITELY record and then laugh till i cry and then send it to literally all my friends and then MAYBE id help you
kazutora: WOW I SEE HOW IT IS...
angry: it's the "maybe id help you" for me 😭😭🙏
mikey: FRR 💀💀
kazutora: can't believe my bestie would do this to me
kazutora: is this a sign to get better friends??
draken: probably..
draken: getting sick and tired of mikey these days
mikey: ☹️☹️
mikey: are YOU not the one who made hakkai faint
mikey: talkin bout getting better friends like you're a good one smh
draken: KYS??? THAT WASNT MY INTENTION?? 😭🙏
mikey: yeah well i'm sorry but i don't INTEND to oversleep okay
draken: YOU SO DO.
mikey: I DONT.
takemitchy: woah woah woah break it up...
mikey: ://
draken: 😐
takemitchy: okay now hug it out >.<
mikey: 🫂
draken: 🫂
chifuyu: why did i giggle??
smiley: idk why did you??
chifuyu: haha real funny 😐😐
kazutora: why do i not have normal and nice friends
baji: i'm normal AND nice wdym??
smiley: mf is NOT fooling anyone 🙅♂️
baji: but i am??
kazutora: ...
mitsuya: who's going to tell him
baji: STOP IM NICE AND NORMAL
mikey: *loud incorrect buzzer*
baji: 🖕🖕
mikey: bitch be so fr rn if i had to pick then the most sane and normal person out of all of us would be angry or takemitchy
chifuyu: okay but like what about me?? i don't think im that insane
draken: no you're crazy
mikey: yeah, CRAZY for baji 💀💀💀
chifuyu: ffs 😐😐
takemitchy: okay that was lowk funny i won't lie 😭😭
chifuyu: STOPPP 😭😭😭
kazutora: ngl chifuyu the type of person to laugh when everyone else laughs even when it's not funny
kazutora: and then he wouldn't laugh if others don't
mikey: you lowk onto something ⁉️
smiley: wait let him COOK 🔥🔥
chifuyu: i literally don't do that wtf
baji: bitch be so fr rn
baji: you SO do
chifuyu: okay and? stop outing me like this 😐😐
kazutora: no 🔥🔥
tuesday, 15:29
big ahh gc
kazutora: guys if mermaids were real how would they shit
baji: and then yall say im dumb
koko: i beg your pardon??
kazutora: beg.
hanma: ooh kinkyyy 🤭🤭
koko: STOP.
smiley: wait wait wait
smiley: kazutora onto something there...
draken: he aint onto shit
mikey: no because toras right
mikey: how would they shit??
mikey: how would they piss??
kazutora: EXACTLY
rindou: no because if (theoretically) they had no holes, how the fuck would they reproduce??? do they lay eggs?? would they have intercourse???
baji: theoretically ☝️🤓
rindou: stfu we all know damn well you used autocorrect to spell that
rindou: fucking dumbass
baji: IM NOT FUCKING DUMB
mitsuya: we know your not dumb (anymore)
hakkai: yeah you would've been finished at gcses if it weren't for chifuyu
takemichi: chifuyu came in clutch for you frfr!!!
mikey: baji definitely fell in love when chifuyu started tutoring him and you cannot convince me otherwise
baji: DELETE
mikey: relax he aint even online
baji: THAT ISNT THE POINT???
koko: oh brother we got ourselves another hopeless gay fool
takemichi: who's the other one??
koko: the umm
koko: the golden retriever boy
inupi: who???
koko: ugh
koko: the pathetic awkward one who's down bad for that one guy
inupi: oh wow that's so helpful 😐
koko: i'm trying okay 😐
angry: @koko DO YOU MEAN HAKKAI???
koko: YES THATS THE NAME
hakkai: TFF????
hakkai: IS THAT HOW YOU SEE ME??
koko: yes absolutely
hakkai: ☹️☹️
baji: OH MY GOD
baji: THAT REMINDS ME
hakkai: NO ABSOLUTELY NOT
sanzu: yes absolutely
sanzu: do tell
smiley: "do tell" mf thinks he's running or whatever the hell his name was idk i don't do exercise
ran: ITS RAN.
smiley: oh mb
ran: YOUR BAD???
izana: ☠️☠️
mikey: you know it's funny when IZANA is laughing
izana: the way my smile quickly wiped off my face when i saw your name on my screen
mikey: you should kys ://
ran: @smiley i do not want to hear it from someone who willingly allows themself to be called smiley
smiley: you cannot be insulting my name after you said my name was cool
ran: that's your real name your nickname is ass
smiley: yeah but you still like it
ran: i just said it was cool
smiley: that's literally the same as liking it
ran: no it is not
smiley: okay but you still call me nahoya instead of smiley whenever i see you
smiley: literally everyone else calls me smiley but no!!! you absolutely HAVE to call me nahoya (because you like it and think it's cool)
ran: i call bullshit
rindou: STOP FUCKING FLIRTING
rindou: GAY ASSES
ran: WE'RE NOT FLIRTING???
smiley: wait we're not flirting??
ran: YOU THOUGHT WE WERE??
smiley: YES???
inupi: it just keeps on getting better and better
draken: don't you mean worse and worse???
inupi: no i mean better and better
sanzu: okay okay the queers are queering good for them but @baji what were you going to say
baji: AUEETS AFE QHEERING
baji: LMFAOEDODIDIKND
sanzu: yes yes the homosexuals were homosexualitying good for them but keisuke what were you going to say
baji: STOP
baji: IM DEAD
mikey: well nah your alive
izana: WELL NAH.
izana: OF COURSE HE'S ALIVE. IDIOT.
mikey: SHITSHHTUAHSHUTTTT THE GUVKVKFUCKK UP
kisaki: reading this chat makes me feel like einstein.
koko: seconded
sanzu: WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY KEISUKE.
baji: OHOHOHE YEAHH
baji: um
hakkai: baji please no ☹️☹️
hakkai: i beg of you
hakkai: ill do anything
baji: oh word?
sanzu: baji ill feed you free of charge for a month
baji: deal 😝
baji: sorry hakkai but free food is free food 🤷♂️🤷♂️
chifuyu: wise words ong 🙏🙏
baji: OKOK SO BASICALLY RIGHT
baji: HAKKAI FUCKING PASSED OUT EARLIER BECAUSE MITSUYA WAS CALLING HIM PET NAMES
baji: AND I GOT A CLIP OF HIM PASSING OUT IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS
sanzu: SEND IT TO ME IN P/M's
sanzu: LMFAOO
mitsuya: ill have you know it was actually drakens fault
draken: ill have you know it actually had nothing to do with me
mitsuya: don't lie 😐😐
hanma: isn't it funny how this convo started from mermaids shitting
kisaki: i don't know how you find that funny.
hanma: when he's a 10/10 but he has no humour 💔💔
chifuyu: he aint even a 5/10 be so fr rn
hanma: if KISAKI aint even a 5/10 then only god knows what BAJI is
chifuyu: a 10/10??
hanma: ❌❌
baji: FUCK YOU
kazutora: i just imagined a mermaid swimming and literally all i could think of was that it would look like a worm wiggling
kakucho: are you stoned rn?? like fr i can't tell whether you're high or just insane
kazutora: both 💯💯
ran: yknow sharing is caring kazutora
kazutora: WHAT
kazutora: BRO I WAS JOKING
kazutora: OBVIOUSLY IM NOT HIGH???
ran: oh then pretend you never saw that
smiley: nah jogging be on that zaza frfr
sanzu: JOGGING ☠️
ran: IT'S RAN.
ran: atp you're just doing it on purpose
takemichi: purposely calling your crush the wrong name is a weird way to flirt but i lowk fw it
smiley: HUH????
sanzu: nah fr because it's literally giving them cafe au fics where the barista always purposely spells the name wrong for the customer
hanma: NAH YALL ONTO SOMETHING
ran: THEY AINT ONTO SHIT
rindou: nah they onto something
ran: kys 🖕🖕
smiley: GUYS WTF I DONT LIKE SPRINTING ☠️☠️☠️☠️
ran: I HAVE A NAME. IT'S RAN. GET IT RIGHT.
smiley: BLEHHHH :3 you can NOT!!! make me do that :pp
ran: i'm acc going to jump you istg
smiley: ooh shiver me timbers 🥶🥶
ran: FUCK YOU
smiley: why don't you do it yourself???
ran: WHAT
smiley: what
mikey: AYO??? 🤨🤨
baji: YOOOOOOO????
angry: damn bro i didn't know you got that rizz
hanma: kawata nahrizzler
takemichi: NAHRIZZLER 😭😭😭
inupi: damn those bitches gay good for them 🙏🙏
draken: said the biggest fag of them all
inupi: do i look like koko??
koko: bitch you trying to start something??
draken: yeah he's trying to start a relationship i think you should say yes
inupi: CSN YUOSHIT TGE FUVK UP?!!??!??
draken: LMFAOOOOOO
sanzu: @koko what's your response
koko: 24/06/2019
sanzu: My mistake.
baji: ☠️
hanma: guys can i PLEASE change the gc name i BEG
hanma: i have a really good one
hanma: @takemichi pleaseeee 🙏🙏🙏
takemichi: guys should i let him??
koko: no we have a separate gc and it's named "rah fuck it we ball"
koko: you'll never guess who named it
hanma: THAT WASNT EVEN ME???
hanma: NO ACC IT WASNT WTFFF
hanma: NAH STOP LYING THAT WAS MADARAME 😭😭😭😭😭
shion: who?
izana: 💀💀
kisaki: hanma, that was you.
hanma: okay guys i guess it was me because bae is never wrong 😍😍😍😘
rindou: whipped asf
sanzu: me when you 😍
rindou: i said whipped not delusional 😘
ran: then you say i'm flirting
rindou: 😐😐
takemichi: @koko idk i lowk fw that gc name
koko: ...how??
baji: wait... let him cook
muto: i cannot be the only one who thought of that one image of woody and sora.
sanzu: YOURE IN THIS GC??????
kazutora: famous first words ong 🗣️🗣️
koko: stop that was lowk such a cunty enterance
inupi: only you would use the word cunty to describe that
koko: i don't find you funny.
hanma: nah that was giggle worthy
baji: BLUD SAID GIGGLE WORTHY 💀🙏
mikey: i knew i wasn't the only one who found that giggle worthy
mitsuya: can we normalise calling something amusing funny instead of giggle worthy
sanzu: afraid not sire
smiley: "afraid not sire" blud is NOT ran 😭😭🙏
ran: FFS. STFU.
smiley: nuh uh 🔥🔥
ran: no actually shut up before i crawl into your bed late at night and touch you up
smiley: HUHHH???
angry: PARDON????
chifuyu: OUTTA POCKET 😭😭☠️
hanma: ngl that is one creative way to threaten someone
hanma: very useful im saving that to my notes
shion: mf takin notes 😭🙏🙏
kazutora: i feel like shuji would specifically use that threat to kisaki
hanma: HOW DID YOU KNOW?????
baji: he knows because he's fucking obsessed wofhYOIWwnd-@;929:|$,*]!
takemichi: LMFAOOOO
hanma: help what was he going to say 😭😭💀
kazutora: dw bout it 😘😘
hanma: k pooks 😍😍
baji: bruhhhh @kazutora made me fucking choke on my burger
baji: his fatass just tackled me jfc like wtf does he eat
kazutora: STFU.
baji: the switch up is crazyyyyy...
baji: aint no way you pickin the hoes over the bros...
kazutora: i am
kazutora: and you cannot be calling a fatass when your big back is on your third big mac and ready to order another three
mikey: FUCKING FATTY LMFAOOAOAKWKFKWJS
baji: YOU CANNOT BE EXPOSING ME LIKE THIS
baji: IM NOT A FATTY IM JUST HUNGRY
mitsuya: uh huh..
shion: damn 6 big macs is more than your daily order @mucho
shion: might have to fight to the death against him for the title of the biggest back
mochi: funny coming from your tree twig built ass
mochi: can't even finish a single big mac built ass
mochi: you're actually skin and bones ongg
mochi: a car could drive past you and you'd be blown away like a fucking leaf
shion: YOURE NOT FUNNY
chifuyu: no he is i'm acc laughing wtf ☠️☠️
shion: when did i ASK lil bro 😭😭😭😭
chifuyu: can you kys 😭😭😭😭
shion: no 😭😭😭😭
izana: STOP FUCKING CRYING YOU FUCKING LOSERS
mikey: damn bitch who stuck a pole up your ass 😭😭😭😭
izana: mikey istg..
mikey: wait i didn't even mean to use that emoji 😭😭😭😭
izana: just stop fucking typing you absolute shitting fuck
baji: SHITTING FUCK???
baji: i'm going to be quoting that all the time now
hakkai: oh no i can already imagine it
hakkai: "baji what's the answer" "i don't fucking know you absolute shitting fuck"
kazutora: he would defo do that if it weren't for the fact he isn't smart enough to have the answers and is infact so dumb that his mother threatened to stop sending money for his horizontally challenged ahh if he don't get then grades up and that weight down
baji: YOUR ASS HAS GOTTA STOP CALLING ME OUT BECAUSE WTFFFFFFFF
hanma: damn your mother really js said you spending too much money on food and too little time studying 😭😭🙏
kazutora: SHUJIIIWIRIEJEJRJF 😭😭😭😭😭😭
kakucho: this is why im an orphan because imagine your spawnpoint caling you fat
izana: spawnpoint is diabolical tf 💀
shion: "this is why im an orphan" LIKE MF CHOSE OR SUM 💀🙏
kakucho: STOP I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
rindou: has anyone ever been having multiple conversations at once but you accidentally send a wrong chat?? because that's just happened to me rn
koko: is it like the time when you sent "ily madison" to lily or??
rindou: no 💀 i accidentally sent a nude to a guy im beefin wit and i think he liked it because he sent one back
ran: who tf you even sending nudes to in the first place
rindou: check pms
angry: there is so much wrong with the previous five messages i just read
angry: unsend them rn why must you burden the rest of us with your problems
chifuyu: EXACTLY and then you have the audacity to just NOT tell us who you intended to send the nude to in the first place
inupi: fr like who do you think you are...
rindou: okay MY BAD for not telling an ENTIRE group chat full of gossipers about who i fucking have sexual encounters with okay my bad
hanma: you'd better mean that apology because what you did was absolutely unacceptable
rindou: shut yo ugly ass up
hanma: @kisaki babe he's being mean ☹️☹️
kisaki: I am NOT your babe.
mikey: mf called him babe like they datin or sum ☠️☠️
sanzu: imaginary ass relationship 💀💀
takemichi: bro hallucinated his bf 😭🙏
hanma: smh can't have shit in this chat
smiley: you being in this group literally CANNOT worsen your rizz bro TRUST ME your ability to pull is rock bottom terrible ☠️☠️☠️☠️
hanma: CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS CHAT
shion has changed chat name to "CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS CHAT 💯💯"
hanma: IM GOING TO MOLEST YOU
shion: WHAT