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TITLE: Rock and Roll
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: saving mabel's life, waddles
WRITERS: Ilovewater , Overadventurefalls12 , Nephritic_Hypnotist
RATED ALL AGES
It was so sunny out. Blindingly sunny, in fact. Bill was way too shiny in the midday light and Dipper was very upset he had forgotten to bring sunglasses.
He hefted Waddles higher in his arms. He didn't have time for this. They had important things to do.
"You going to be okay carrying that, pinetree?"
"You offering to carry him for me?"
Bill cackled, rolling around in the air in his triangle form. "HA! What a funny joke. You crack me up." Bill then proceeded to crack right down the middle and fall to the ground before re-appearing fully formed ahead of him.
"This is important, Bill! Mabel's life is at stake!"
"I think shooting star will survive a few more hours without pre-bacon to keep her company."
Bill was probably right, but it was too late now to head back to the shack. "He's like... her emotional support animal." Dipper shook his head. "You wouldn't understand."
"Hey!" Bill gasped. "I do too! What do you think you are?"
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"Her brother." Dipper grunted, readjusting the pig in his grip. He kicked a knee up, holding Waddles close to his chest. He set his foot down, only for something to roll out underneath. A smooth rock under his shoe. Dipper cursed, stumbling forward with the heavy weight of Waddles carrying him forward. Before he could even think to catch himself, a noodly black arm shot out to grip the back of his shirt. Casting a look over his shoulder, Bill looked utterly annoyed. The demon stretched his arm out, wrapping the pig in a coil of limbs.
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"You really tripped on that rock?" Bill laughed, a cackling annoying sound.
Dipper replied, "Shut up. Oh, you grabbed Waddles. That's good, Mabel would be devastated if he got hurt."
Bill rolled his eye and set Dipper down, thankfully past the rock that so deserved his wrath, then tossed the pig into Dipper's arms. He tried to catch it, but fumbled and landed on his knees as he managed to catch Waddles.
"You are such a..."
"A what? A magnificent, nearly omnipotent demon of unimaginal power?"
"A pain in my ass," Dipper finished. "Now, lets go so we can save my sister."
They trekked through the forest, Bill leaving commentary that scared all the creatures away, when they finally got to the clearing covered in gnomes. Jeff, their leader was just about to place the magical mind control ring on Mabel when they breached the treeline.
"Hey!" Dipper shouted. "Get away from my sister!"
Bill sighed and pulled his cane out of nowhere so he could lean on it. "This'll be hilarious."
Mabel kicked at the hand holding the ring, managing to dislodge it while Dipper realeased the pig!