Chapter 1: Tax evasion :3
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<..> has added 10+ people to [unnamed chat]
Unnamed chat 9:12 a.m. day 1 Tuesday
Sam Gladiator has changed nickname to sam
sam: what the hell is this
Reddoons: A group chat duh
sam: i dont liek you
sam has changed Reddoons nickname to red
sam: better
red: What was wrong with it before???
sam: to many lettrrs
Jesse: thats crazy.
PrinceZam: crazy? i was crazy once..
red: oh no
sam: they locked me in a room a rubber rrom.
Aiden: A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Jesse: arent you supposed to be like, in jail?
Aiden: shut up.
sam: i want to jail once.
Aiden: what for??
sam: wuoldnt you like to know
Aiden: no I just asked for no reason.
sam: i like ur style
red: fuck you.
red: but like actually why did you go to jail?
Aiden: i uhhh may have caused the destruction of a bunch of peoples lives.
red: oh.
sam: take a guess
red: no?
PrinceZam: MURDER!! OR TAX EVASION :3
sam: secrect >_<
PrinceZam: awww man
PrinceZam has changed nickname to Zam
Zam: bye bye
Chapter 2: DO A FLIP‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
Summary:
FEEL FREE TO LEAVE REQUESTS :3
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unnamed chat 12:14 p.m. day 1 Tuesday
sam: guys i ate the wrong jerky
red: what does that even mean???
sam: ill give you a hnit
sam: its nit aminal jerky :(
red: WHAT THE FUCK COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE THEN???
sam: its vegan
red: kys like actually
Derapchu: thats not very nice.
Aiden: DO A FLIP‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
Petra: ^
Zam: ^
red: ^
sam: front flip or back flip?
Jesse: DO NOT KYS
Jesse: SUICIDE IS NOT VERY SIGMA.
sam: oh jinkies >~< a yaper😨😰
Jesse: NEVERMIND KYS YOU WILL NEVER BE SIGMA YOU WILL NEVER BE AN ALPHA, YOU WON'T EVEN QUALIFY AS A BETA YOU MISTAKE!!!
Aiden: no more mr nice guy😈😈
Aiden has changed Jesse nickname to mr mean
mr mean: why dont you go kys as well you obtuse head ass
Chapter 3: gulp😣😣
Notes:
Uhh i start school tomorrow so idk if ill be posting regularly, i shoudld since i work on this at night but idk
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unnamed chat 8:45 a.m. day 3 Thursday
sam: is it ok to throw rocks at random poeple?
red: yes
mr mean: im gonna throw rocks at you😼
Aiden: yes
Zam: do it coward
Grian: STOP IM NOT RANDOM PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE
sam: no <3
sam has changed Grian nickname to Grains
Grains: IHATEYOUIHATEYOUUHATEYOU
Grains: FIGHT ME BITCH.
sam: gulp😣😣
Grains: im gonna beat your ass
sam: thats hot 😼😼😼
Derapchu: what is wrong with you
Zam: i know your ass is NOT talking.
Chapter 4: Nobody wants to match your freak😭
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unnamed chat 6:17 p.m. day 3 Thursday
sam: he did in fact
sam: beat my ass😣
Grains: womp womp you'll live
sam: nuh uh
Zam: did you get a video?
sam: i did but my ass is not finna get cuaght like that👈☝️👉☝️
red: what the fuck is that
sam: what is waht
red: the emoji combo
sam: finger waggle
Zam: NO FUCKING WAY
sam: guess no one can match my freak😔
Ashswag: Nobody wants to match your freak😭
Derapchu: i agree
Ashswag has changed Derapchu nickname to Freak
Ashswag: shut up
Freak: not cool buddy, not cool
sam: nah you got caught
sam: thats bonkers!
Grains: I believe you should be studied
Grains: there's something wrong with you
sam: is it the autism?
Grains: perchance but i think there is more than just that.
sam: aw fiddle sticks😔
Zam: YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE
Grains: what are you gonna do about it
Zam: fair piont.
Notes:
AAAAAAA
Chapter 5: is it a slur
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unnamed chat 11:14 p.m. day 4 Friday
red: who here thinks we should start executing people?
Grains: i think we should execute sam
red: i 29% disagree
sam: please the pain is unbeerable
sam: why mist i go thrugh this suffering
sam: ouch ow owie AAAAAAAUGH
Grains: never mind i take it back let him suffer.
sam: im gonna go drink chemicals and make sumtard gas in my tummy
Grains: thats a brilliant idea go do that
Zam: wtf is sumtard
Zam: is it a slur
sam: mustrad
Zam: oh
Ashswag: im begging you to learn to spell better
sam: i turnt off autocoract :/
Grains: im assuming it was by accident
sam: nuh uh☝️👉☝️👈
Grains: dont fucking waggle at me
Grains: I'll come over there and beat you again😊😊
sam: sorry sir 🙏🙏
Freak: the switch up is crazy
Zam: i dont wanna hear that from you.
Zam: "im a good boy"
Freak: 🥺🥺🥺 why would you bring that up
Freak: atleast i didnt give birth
BranzyCraft: what the skibidi
Zam: leave my child out of this
sam: mpreg is real guys😣😣
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unnamed chat 9:00 a.m. day 6 Sunday
Zam: i wanna know whos all on this
sam: @everyone SHOW YOURSLEFS
Zam: that wont wrok :(
MinuteTech: no
BranzyCraft: nah
Axel: hi
mr mean: WHAT
Rekrap2: huh
Parrotx2: what the flip dude 😡
Solidarity: Whta is this
Zam: no wait why is this working
red: did everybody just have dnd on???
Ashswag: like where are you all coming from???
LDShadowLady: I came from the sea
Smallishbeans: wronk season 😞
LDShadowLady has changed nickname to Lizzie
LDShadowLady has changed Smallishbeans nickname to Joel
LDShadowLady has changed Solidarity nickname to Jimmy
sam: i think this is a lot of people
Jimmy: EW WHY ARE YOU HERE
sam: man i dint do anthing
Zam: why do you have beef with everypony???
Notes:
I wrote this in gym class
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unnamed chat 7:16 p.m. day 6 Sunday
Grains: @Zam tell sam he can not eat rocks nor sticks
Zam: do you lack whimsy
Zam: wheres your sense of fun?
Zam: are you boring
Zam: let him eats sticks and rocks
sam: what about mud
Zam: absolutely not.
sam: and why not
Zam: thats gross
sam: nuh uh ☝️👉☝️👈
sam: you r rong
Zam: noo im not
Jimmy: rong
sam: KYS UR JUS A TOY 🤬 🤬 🤬
Jimmy: im not a toy
Grains: yes u are timmy
Jimmy: no im not
sam: my glasses just broke
Grains: well maybe you should stay blind.
sam: do i not deserve vison 😓
Grains: no <3
BranzyCraft:HMIMYCBIKTWYSFOMCBIKISTLISAMLFTGNB
BranzyCraft: sorry my bad
sam: i have a word for your type
sam: but its not a slur i swear
BranzyCraft: 🤨🤨🤨 u sure
sam: yeah 👍
BranzyCraft: uh huh
sam has changed BranzyCraft nickname to white endarmen
white endarmen: die
white endarmen has changed nickname to Branzy
Branzy: i hate you
Zam: how many opps you got sam😭🙏
Notes:
Wrote this while trying to fill in the missing class period on my schedule
Chapter 8: take ur pills💪💪💪
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unnamed chat 12:03 a.m. day 7 Monday
mr mean has changed nickname to Jesse
Jesse: guys im normal now😼
Aiden: were you ever normal to begin with
Jesse has changed Aiden nickname to Jailbird
Jesse: imagine being locked up
Jailbird: pls let me out🙏🙏
Jailbird: i swear ive changed🙏🙏
sam: take ur pills💪💪💪
Grains: haven't you refused to take your medication for the past 4 months🤨🤨🤨
sam: tee hee🤭🤭🤭
Grains: i genuinely think you should be studied like a lab rat.
sam: nuh uh
Jailbird: no i entirly agree
Jailbird has changed sam nickname to Unmedicated
Jailbird: youve been normal for far to long.
Branzy: when has he ever been normal 🙄🙄
Branzy: PUT HIM BACK IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL 🗣️🗣️
Unmedicated: NONONONONONONNOO PLEASE I DONT LIKE IT THERE :(((((
Grains: TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS
Unmedicated: BUT I DONT WANNA
Unmedicated: THERE STUPIND
Grains: TAKE THEM BITCH YOUR CRAZY
Unmedicated: GRRRR FINE
Grains: im coming over to make sure it happens
Chapter 9: the water i gave you DEFINITELY has drugs in it
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unnamed chat 3:09 a.m. day 10 Thursday
red: @Grains come get ur dog🙏🙏
Grains: what its three in the morning
Grains: i dont have a dog???
Unmedicated: it me
Grains: what could you have possibly done this time💀
Unmedicated: i just got stabbed not a big deal🙄
Grains: youll be fine im going back to bed
Unmedicated: wait pls pick me up🙏🙏🙏
Grains: no you can walk
Unmedicated: IN THE DARK😣😣😣😣
Grains: yeah
Unmedicated: ill see you in the morning
Grains: what did you even do to end up getting stabbed???
Unmedicated: i was just taking a walk alone in the woods last night and then i blanked out
Unmedicated: and now im at reds house with a stab wound :3
red: i hope you know the water i gave you DEFINITELY has drugs in it.
red: you need to sleep
Unmedicated: ☝️👉☝️👈no
red: in gonna hold a pillow over your face forever until you pass out
Unmedicated: and suddenly im out the door
Zam: GUYS STFU GO TO BED
Chapter 10: PLEASE ILL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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unnamed chat 6:33 a.m. day 15 Tuesday
Unmedicated: did anyone get the homework for geometry done
Zam: no unfortunately not.
red: nope
Grains: yea but im not giving you the answers.
Grains: good luck guys
Zam: PLEASE ILL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS
Grains: no i wont
Unmedicated: pretty please with a cherry on top🥺🥺🥺
Unmedicated: my mother said the next time she sees another missing assignment she gon beat me😭🙏
Grains: see i dont want that to happen soooo
Grains: walk with me on the way to school you can copy it then
Unmedicated: YAY
unnamed chat 10:36 a.m. day 15
Zam: guys i cant sleep in my welding class the teacher wont let me😭😭
Unmedicated: go hide under the machinaty
Unmedicated: trust
Zam: what a whimsical idea
Zam: thanks bro
Unmedicated: YAY :3
Grains: do NOT do that
Grains: coming from experience
Grains: you WILL be yelled at
Zam: awh man :(
Notes:
Guys dont be afraid to comment im not the Brooklyn bitter.
Chapter 11: bro im startign to see why people think you need to ve studied
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unnamed chat 3:04 p.m. day 15 Tuesday
Unmedicated: @Grains pls dont be mad
Unmedicated: buti uhhh may have erm
Unmedicated: set the kitchen on fire🙏
Grains: YOU FUCKING WHAT????
Grains: HOW
Unmedicated: i dontknow
Zam: DUDE WHAT ARE YU OKAY?
Unmedicated: im good i jist put the fire out
Zam: bro im startign to see why people think you should be studied.
Unmedicated: i dont understand the haters smh my head🙄
Unmedicated: i gotta fix this before my parent s come home :(
red: good luck with that
Chapter 12: Im never trusting this bitch again😭💥✌️
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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unnamed chat 10:48 a.m. day 19 Saturday
Zam: im stuck on the ferris whele with @Unmedicated
Unmedicated: out yoyr phone awiy
Unmedicated: or ill rook the think agin
Zam: yes ma'am
Zam: SIR I MEANT SIR
Unmedicated: thats it im tocking this shiy
Grains: rip Zam
red: f's in chat
Ashswag: f
Jailbird: f
Petra: f
Branzy:f
Zam: were off now
Zam: im never trusting this bitch again😭💥✌️
red: wild ass emoji combo
red has changed Zam nickname to Deceased
Deceased: thanks bro
Ashswag: bruh fortnite
Notes:
When i get tired i loodr thd abilty to rwas and walk
As yoy can tikl i am tirrd
Camebackfromfair
Fell going up stairs and skrrswd up ankle
Messd up
Chapter 13: you drive like you have a deathwish
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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unnamed chat 6:47 a.m. day 20 Sunday
Unmedicated: guys i dont wanna go back to school
Unmedicated: its so boring
Grains: me either
Deceased: i third that
red: guys why dont we just skip school
Ashswag: dumbest idea ever
Ashswag: count me in tho🙏🙏
Grains: ok but how would we get anywhere
Unmedicated: i have my dads car keys
Unmedicated: and a "liscence"
red: pick me up lil bro
Ashswag: me too
Deceased: PLEASE PICK ME UP FIRST I WANT FRONT SEAT
Grains: im walking over to your house get ready bitch
Grains: also i get to drive
Grains: you drive like you have a death wish
Unmedicated: ...
unnamed chat 7:32 a.m. day 20
Grains: @everyone if your skipping
Grains: meet up at the walmart parking lot
Deceased: what happened to the car
Unmedicated: my dad went to the licker store
Deceased: at 8 in the morning???
Unmedicated: priortitties.
red: that is NOT how you spell that
Ashswag: licker store💀
Owen: do NOT skip school guys
Owen: its important🤓☝️
Notes:
Chat ill try and at least one chapter a day🙏🙏
Chapter 14: calm down girly pop
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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unnamed chat 8:15 a.m. day 20 Sunday
Grains: does anyone want anything while we are out
Grains: i got my dads credit card so i got it
Unmedicated: i want strawbarrys
Grains: 👍👍👍
Grains: wait your with me rn
Unmedicated: oh yeh
Deceased: YOU GUYS LEFT ME
Grains: WE WENT TO THE NEXT ISLE DOWN RELAX
Unmedicated: calm down girly pop
Unmedicated: ill come get you
Deceased: I'd prefer anyone but you to come find me
Grains: wait where did you both go
Unmedicated: adventure🔥🔥🔥
Deceased: im gonna die😭🙏
Grains: just dont get kidnapped again👍
Deceased: WDYM AGIAN
Deceased: SAM WHAT DOES HE MEAN AGAIN
Unmedicated: uhhh crazy ex? 🙄 Duh
Unmedicated: @Grains i took one of ur cards :3
Grains: just dont get kidnapped i do not gaf about my fathers credit card🙏
Unmedicated: im gonna go rob a hot topic
Krowfang: PLEASE LET ME COME WITH???
Notes:
AAAAAAA THE VOICES R GETTIN TO MEEEE
Chapter 15: you look like bricks😡😡
Notes:
Guys im running out of ideas of what to do lmk if you have any requests for people or scenarios🙏🙏
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unnamed chat 8:57 a.m. day 20 Sunday
Grains: sam where did you go
Grains: the hot topic does not looked robbed
Unmedicated: dont worry nout it
Unmedicated: we r slepping
Deceased: honk shooo mimimi
Owen: guys there in the coffee shop
Owen: and wont let me work🙏
Unmedicated: no hes lying👉☝️👈☝️
Owen: someone help me
red: good luck bro
Ashswag: no ones gonna save you
Owen: you look like bricks😡😡
red: this is why no one likes you
Ashswag: wait arent you supposed to be in school rn?
Owen: no?
Owen: theres no school today?
Owen: its sunday???
Unmedicated: so i went out for nothing
Unmedicated: whats the point of going out if im not skipping school🙏😞
Grains: get me hot chocolate
Unmedicated: but this is a coffee shop
Owen: sir yes sir👍
Grains: thanks
Unmedicated: grian can i buy the amogneis plushie
Grains: those still exsist
Unmedicated: we are at a brainrot stand and they jas anogus
Grains: i literally do not care, not my money 🙄
Unmedicated: YIPPEE :3
Deceased: get me one 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Unmedicated: your getting a matching one with me
Unmedicated: pink and yellow and im getting aatching purple one
Deceased:YAYAYAYAYAUA
Chapter 16: my tummy hurts🔥🔥🔥
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unnamed chat 10:09 a.m. day 20 Sunday
Grains: now where are you guys going
Unmedicated: unfortunately
Unmedicated: im in ur walls🔥🔥🔥
Deceased: he threw up
Unmedicated: snitch😡😡
red: go home and sleeep bro
Unmedicated: i threw up becusse uhhhh
Unmedicated: i mean im not ill
Deceased: 🤨🤨🤨 u sure
Unmedicated: ye
Ashswag: take yo ass HOME🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Grains: omg there playing call me maybe
Unmedicated: woah i forgot about thay song
Grains: you played it on the way here??😭
Unmedicated: yeah and🤨
Unmedicated: my tummy hurts🔥🔥🔥
Deceased: PLEASE stay the FUCK away from ME
Grains: go home???
Unmedicated: NO🔥🔥🔥
Grains: go to MY home and sleep
Unmedicated: YES SOR🔥🔥🔥
Deceased: im going to make sure he does that
Unmedicated: dont get contaged🔥🔥🔥
Deceased: you mean sick🔥🔥🔥
Unmedicated: yeah🔥🔥🔥
Chapter 17: im need soup🔥🔥🔥
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unnamed chat 11:17 a.m. day 21 Monday
Grains: ok besides sam zam and i
Grains: who else is sick
Owen: me
red: me
Ashswag: me
Unmedicated: ☝️👈☝️👉 im nit sock
Grains: TAKE YO ASS TO BED🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Branzy: do you want me to make a bunch of soup and drop it off guys
Owen: i got my roommates sick
Owen: oooh soup sounds good do you want help
Branzy: dont touch the food you'll contaminate it.
Deceased: im need soup🔥🔥🔥
Branzy: who's home are you at
Deceased: red
Ashswag: im also at reds home.
Unmedicated: theres a word for your kind
Ashswag: it applies to you aswell🤨
Freak: get better guys
Unmedicated: die
Unmedicated: die
Unmedicated: noone wil mis yuo
Freak: damn i hope you stay sick 🤧
Jailbird: GUYS I FINALLY GOT OUT OF JAIL YIPPEE
Jesse: we are gonna start another monopoly game and throw you right back in <3
Jailbird: aw😞
Branzy: guys the plague is spreading stay safe y'all.
Unmedicated: toos yoru drity sheps in my wasginf macjine haert
Ashswag: baby bang it up inside
Deceased: in nit waering my usalu lipdtick
Branzy: i thought maybe we would kiss to niight
red: thats it im taking phones
Unmedicated: im putting it im my binder bitch godd lick
red: your literally not ever in the same house as me
Grains: sam.
Unmedicated: ermmm
Unmedicated: cant text rn im sleppeing guys🙄
Chapter 18: open na noor
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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unnamed chat 12:05 p.m. day 21 Monday
Jailbird: @Grains @Unmedicated im coming over
Grains: noooo oyoull get sick
Unmedicated: bring vhs tapes🙏🙏🙏
Jailbird: on it dude😎
Unmedicated: YAYAY
Grains: i thought u were sleeping🤨
Unmedicated: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK 💪 💪 💪 💪
Grains: go
Grains: to
Grains: bed.
Unmedicated: nooo
Grains: YES
Unmedicated: noooo
Grains: im gonna jump on you and knock yo ass out
Unmedicated: please i need tv static
Grains: im gonna throw 1 billion weighted blankets on you
Unmedicated: heh... that wont keep me down😼😼
Freak: i actually hope you get even more ill
Unmedicated: IM NOT FUCKINH SOCK
Jailbird: open na noor
Jailbird: open na noor please🙏🙏🙏
Grains:👉☝️👈☝️
Unmedicated: come in threw the window
Lukas: AIDEN TAKE YO ASS HOME
Lukas: YOULL GET ILL
Lukas: YOU HAVE THE WORST IMUNE SYSTEM EVER
Jailbird: ill be fiiine
unnamed chat 5:14 p.m. day 21 Monday
Jailbird: guys i dont feel too good
Jailbird: tummy hurt
Lukas: I WONDER WHO SAW THAT COMING HUH
Jesse: do NOT come home
Jesse: i have a TEST tuesday
Jesse: and cannot AFFORD to get sick😞😞
Notes:
I wrote thissss at the densits
Chapter 19: i wont take such disrespect😤😤😡
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unnamed chat 3:24 p.m. day 23 Wednesday
Unmedicated: wht the fuck is playing minesweerer
Grains: how tf do you know someones playing minesweeper
Unmedicated: i can feel it in my bones
Unmedicated: trust
Grains: theres literally no way
Grains: your lying
Taurtis: my bad
Taurtis: i found my phone and started playing minesweeper😎
Unmedicated: I KNEW IT
Grains: hes probably lying so you dont feel wrong
Taurtis: i wont take such disrespect 😤 😤 😡
Taurtis: i would never lie☝️👈☝️👉
Unmedicated: yeh hed nevrr liw💪💪💪
Grains: i do not believe you at ALL
red: woah new guy
Taurtis: EXCUSE ME
Taurtis: I AM NOT NEW
Taurtis: i just lost my phone😤😤😤
Branzy: die
Branzy: die
Branzy: i dislike you
Taurtis: WHO THE FUCK INVITED HIM???
Branzy: 🤡🤡🤡^^^
Taurtis: i hope you hit your hip bitch.
Chapter 20: what kind of stray
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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unnamed chat 12:43 p.m. day 26 Saturday
Taurtis: sam come over
Unmedicated: no
Taurtis: :(
Unmedicated: im gorunded
Taurtis: what this time😭😭
Unmedicated: i brought home a stray
Taurtis: isnt that how you guys got your cat???
Grains: what kind of stray
Unmedicated: uhhhh ermmmm
Unmedicated has added 1 user to the chat
Coolment: it me😙
Taurtis: oh
Taurtis: GO BACK TO THE STREETS🔥🔥🔥
Coolment: awh man
Unmedicated: no i already fought with my parents to keep him >:[
Coolment: im gonna eat your plants HAHAHAHAHA
Unmedicated: they r platik i tried alredy
Coolment: do you think your mom is gonna kick me out🙏🙏🙏
Unmedicated: no because i put on the water works
Unmedicated: and because dad said it was fine🔥🔥
Deceased: do you think we could have a sleepover 🙏
Deceased: or that i cuold come ovrr
Unmedicated: unfortunately im still grounded
Unmedicated: that hasnt chansed in the past 10 minutes
red: come over🙏
Deceased: omw
Notes:
Guys i have 10 CAVITIES AND MY 3 WISDOM TEETH THEY SAID ARE ABOVE THE BOONE😭😭😭😭
Chapter 21: uhhh cuz im silly?
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unnamed chat 1:54 p.m. day 27 Sunday
Unmedicated: i want to eat rocks :(
Grains: why do i even interact with you
Unmedicated: uhhh cuz im silly?
Owen: you are not silly
Owen: you are stupid 🔥🔥
Deceased: because your whimsical :3
Unmedicated: im gonna eat mud
Coolment: he will trust
Unmedicated: come with me to fimd good mud
Coolment: ok
Unmedicated: yyayyayay
Unmedicated: mud cake
Deceased: do not eat the mud
Deceased: you may get ill😞
Unmedicated: no im built different 💪😎
Coolment: you got sick from being out on 62 degree weather stfu
Unmedicated: idk waht ir on about
Unmedicated: im awsome🔥🔥🔥
Unmedicated: and never sick
Grains: i think your just always sick
Grains: and good at hiding it
Grains: yknow maybe if you ever slept you would not get sick so often
Unmedicated: SLEEP IS FOR THE EEAK
Coolment: i put melatonin in with ur candy
Unmedicated: 😰😰😰😕😕😕😾😾😾
Unmedicated: i will NNOT let this slide
unnamed chat 2:16 p.m.
Coolment: he is knoked tf out🙏🙏🙏
Taurtis: GOOD HE NEEDS SLEEP
Chapter 22: ur not special
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unnamed chat 2:13 a.m. day 28 Monday
Unmedicated: guys does anyone else have random ass gammes form like 2016 on thier phone
Unmedicated: or it is just me
Grains: its not just you
Grains: ur not special
Grains: you never will be.
Unmedicated: oh
Taurtis: i have music.ly on my old phone
Unmedicated: waoh
Deceased: any one wanna play among us
Grains: nobody wants that
Unmedicated: MEMEMEMEMEME
red: ill play
Ashswag: drop the lobby code🔥🔥🔥
Branzy: what he said🔥🔥🔥
ClownPierce: amogus🔥🔥🔥
Unmedicated: ew its you🙄
ClownPierce: i will beat you tf up
Unmedicated: no i dont wamt that😰
Jailbird: i wannt play amogus
Jesse: i will tell eveyone ur role😼😼
Owen: ill play
unnamed chat 2:21 a.m.
Jesse: guys he impoaster
Jailbird: nuh uh
Unmedicated: hownsilly would it be if i had someones ashes in a mecklace and said
Unmedicated: guys person who ashes i have is in the room with us
Unmedicated: and then stare out knto nothing amd then when they ask what
Unmedicated: i just point to my neck and say
Unmedicated: RIGHT HERE BABYYY and then also point to an empty corner and say
Unmedicated: but idk who that is
Coolment: YOU GUYS PLAYED AMOUNG US WITHOUT ME😭😭😭😭😰😰😰 TRAITORS THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!
Chapter 23: NO TF ITS CLEARLY DRUNK WALK HOME HOE
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 4:03 a.m. day 28 Monday
Deceased: AAAAAAA
Unmedicated: MITSKI REFERENCE REAL🔥🔥🔥
Deceased: this guy gets it
Freak: toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Unmedicated: NO TF ITS CLEARLY DRUNK WALK HOME HOE
Freak: KYS
Branzy: I will retire to the Salton Sea
Deceased: at the age of 23
Unmedicated: FOR IM STARTING TO LEARN I MAY NEVER BE FREE
Unmedicated: BUT THOUGH I MAY NEVER BE FREE
Unmedicated: FUCK YOU AND YOUR MONEY
Unmedicated: I'm tired of your money.
Unmedicated: And I sit on the curb 'cause it's the prettiest night
Unmedicated: WITH NO ONE ELSE IN SIGHT
Unmedicated: You know I wore this dress for you
Unmedicated: These killer heels for you
Unmedicated: See the dark, it moves
Unmedicated: With every breathe of the breeze.
Unmedicated: AAAAAAAUUGH
Deceased: AAAAAAAAAUGH
Branzy: AAAAAAAUGH
Unmedicated: AAAAAAAAAAA
Bramzy: AAAAAAAA
Deceased: AAAAAAAAA
Unmedicated: AAAAAAA
Unmedicated: AAAAAAAA
Unmedicated: AAAAAaaaaa
Unmedicated: my bad
Grains: im begging you to go get evaluated mentally
red: oh my god he can spell😯😯
Notes:
Chat i need mitski in my blood stream im normal tho ;3
Chapter 24: MITSKI REFERENCE🔥🔥🔥
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 10:34 a.m. day 28 Monday
Unmedicated: gyus i can spell coroctly
Unmedicated: but only for mitski learics
Jailbird: this guy gets it
unnamed chat 10:40 a.m.
Grains: chat i can confirm sam is peculiar and loves mitski
Grains: because earlier some rando on the street asked me for a cigarette
Grains: to which i respond "no i dont smoke"
Unmedicated: MITSKI REFERENCE🔥🔥🔥
Taurtis: you dont even need to finish the story
Coolment: sam i think you need to be factory reset
Unmedicated: 😞
Grains: not everything is a mitski reference
Deceased: this guy does NOT ger it😞
Unmedicated: EVTHYINGS A MITSKI REFERENCE IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH🔥🔥🔥
Coolment: thats it im stealing ur earbuds
Coolment: no more mitksi for you to reference.
Unmedicated: so you want me to kms
Freak: I DO
Chapter 25: just thug it out ig
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 2:13 p.m. day 28 Monday
Unmedicated: how am i ment to live luaghlove int ehese conditins😞
Grains: wow that sentence was almost legible
red: you dont. Your not meant to live laugh love
Coolment: just thug it out ig.
Unmedicated: oh😞😞
Unmedicated: no im gonnago watch musicals on youtube unstead fuck yuo
Coolment: so youll play a musicical out loud but not mitski
Unmedicated: UTS NOT THE SAME
Deceased: your so right
Unmedicated: write*
Deceased: you should be dicsected
Unmedicated: oh wait ur corrct
Unmedicated: i sopolaogyze
Deceased has changed Unmedicated nickname to Illiterate
Illiterate: hey mna thast not nive.
Grains: how many days have you been awake for
Illiterate: elevintreen
Grains: how are you alive
Chapter 26: MY PROBLEMS ARE MY PROBLEMS NOT URS
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 6:14 a.m. day 29 Tuesday
Illiterate: I GOT MY EARBUDS BACK BUT AT WAHT COTS.
Deceased: what do youmean
Illiterate: i can no longer loostin to mitski😭😭😭
Illiterate: coolment made me give him my spotify account and now idk how but mitski doesnt exssusts😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Freak: coolment more like lamement
Freak: cuz thats not cool bro😾
Coolment: HE NEEDS TO JUST STOP LISTENING TO MITSKI SO MUCH
Coolment: HE STARTS SOBBING WHEN HE DOES
Illiterate: MY PROBLEMS ARE MY PROBLEMS NOT URS
red has changed Coolment nickname to Lamement
red: that was so not cool bro
Ashswag: agreed
Lamement: aw man
Lamement: too bad
Lamement: im not giving him back mitski till September.
Illiterate: THATS LIKE NEXT YEAR
Lamement: ITS NEXT WEEK DUMBASS
Illiterate: im gomna kms🔥🔥🔥
Taurtis: you can listen to mitski on my phone🔥🔥🔥
Illiterate: YAYAYAYAYAAY
Taurtis: tomorrow tho
Taurtis: i got a project to do and im not gonna turn it in late this time.
unnamed chat 10:55 p.m. day 29 Tuesday
Illiterate: goodbye guys
Grains: WHAT
Deceased: WAIT WAIT
red: LMAO NO WAY
Chapter 27: i am alobe and well
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 5:57 a.m. day 30 Wednesday
Illiterate: chat i dod nit kill myslef last night
Illiterate: i just went tko bed
Illiterate: i am alobe and well
Grains: you are not well
Grains: you look like you crawled out a casket💔
Deceased: go sleep more
Illiterate: cant i have a test today 😔
red: take the test and go home???
Illiterate: i cant get caught again ill get grounded😭
Lamement: caught what??? Sleeping?
Illiterate: i dont wanna get grounded😔
Illiterate: no kipping scohll
Lamement: oh yeah that makes more sense.
Jailbird: have you even studied
Illiterate: ny ass is getting grounded if mot skipping dor failing🙏😭
Lamememt: im having an aneurysm trying to read that
Illiterate: im telling on uyo
Lamement: oh no😱🙄
Notes:
Guys i alredy failed theee tests in one xlass and its the second week of scool:(
Chapter 28: bag checks for the second week of school
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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unnamed chat 8:36 a.m. day 31 Thursday
Illiterate: chat ive already failed 5 tests jn one class
Deceased: just switch classes while you can🙏🙏
Grains: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
red: better question
red: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A BAG CHECK ALREADY
red: ITS THE SECOND WEEK OF SCHOOL.
Illiterate: if it weren't for one my friend being in the student counsil i woulda been caught🙏
Grains: what do you mean by that
Grains: caught with what
Illiterate: thirteen reuber chickens.
Grains: oh i thought it woulda been something bad😭
Illiterate: and drugs😚✌️
Deceased: yea i believe it
Branzy: dang you miss one day
Illiterate: im telling the reachers ur skipping
Branzy: this is why your parents hate you.
Illiterate: nuh uh👈☝️👉☝️
ClownPierce: thats crazy
Illiterate: kys ksy wenchdiridiedieide
Illiterate: GRRRRR
red: i uh think he perhaps might not like you
Notes:
WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE A BAG CHECK ALREADY WHAT YALL DOING GRRRRR I HAD TO SIT AND WAIT FOR AN HOUR THAMKS
Chapter 29: cant talk im mewing🤫🧏
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 3:42 p.m. day 31 Thursday
Illiterate: this middle schholer passed me saying to his freind he needs to start mewwing now
Branzy: cant talk im mewing 🤫🧏
ClownPierce: 🤫🧏
Deceased: im gonna kick the next middle schooler i see i swear
Deceased: one just tried to bite me😡
red: reasonable anger
Mumbojumbo: 🤫🧏
Grains: oh no
Deceased: 🤫🧏
Illiterate: why are you all mewwwing
red: bro i dont think thats enough w's
Illiterate: oh my bad mewwwwing*
SpokeIsHere: wath teh sigma
Illiterate: OH BORRHER THOS GUY STOINKS😾
Chapter 30: chat im not going to be late
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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unnamed chat 6:23 a.m. day 32 Friday
Grains: sam where are you
Illiterate: im gonna be late i slept too lonk
Grains: do you want me to come pick you up
Illiterate: dont bother youll be late too
red: RUN RUN MAKE IT ON TIME YOU HABE 10 MINUTES!!!!!
Branzy: YOU CAN MAKE IT
Illiterate: chat im not gonna be late
Illiterate: if i just dont show up
Deceased: NO GET UR ASS HERE I WANNA TALK WITH YOU
Illiterate: no im gonna do drugs and go wlak in the woods :3
Deceased: BRO JUST COME TO SCHOOL ITS NOT THAT BAD TO BEE LATE.
Illiterate: im not going :3
red: bro wouldnt ur mom be pissed
Illiterate: shes on a business trip all month
red: what about ur dad
Illiterate: idk where he went😼
Sam walked out the house into the nearby forest. He pulled out a pack of cigarettes and lit one. He just started walking with no particular plan of how far or long he'd go. Eventually he found a super duper cool tree.
2:07 p.m.
Greeon: sam wanna hang out after school?
His phone buzzed with a text. He must not be far out enough if hes still getting texts. He checks it. Grian wants to hang out.
2:09 p.m.
Sans: sure should i walk over?
Sam climbs down from the tree and starts walking back. Uh oh, where did he come from again? Shit. He didn't plan on making it out until morning.
4:36 p.m.
Sans: uhhh i may be lost
Notes:
I love writing in school 😍😍😍😍
Chapter 31: bros trynna be mysterious😭
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unnamed chat 6:47 p.m. day 32 Friday
Deceased: has anyone heard from or seen sam today?
Deceased: he wasnt in class this morning
Branzy: yeah he wasnt in science either
Grains: he told me he was in the woods and got lost and then he didnt respond
red: bros trynna be mysterious😭
Grains: probably but im gonna go look later
Grains: just to be sure🙏🙏
unnamed chat 8:13 p.m.
Illiterate: guys i just slept in the forest :3
Illiterate: and im still lost 😍😍😍
Grains: hang on im gonna find you
Deceased: im already there
Grains: let us know if you find him
unnamed chat 9:34 p.m.
Deceased: i found him
Deceased: sleeping in a tree😭
Grains: like in a hammock orrr
Deceased: just sleeping on a tree branch
red: bring his ass HOME
Deceased: i cant climb trees😭🙏
Ashswag: on the way
red: bro im already there🙏
red: i was waiting to see if he got lost aswell
Branzy: thats bonkers🧍
Illiterate: guys let me sleep
Illiterate: oh wait why did you come to retrieve me i was fine😭🙏
Grains: sam your mom is at her home wdym gone for the next month?
Illiterate: oh yeah i lied
Illiterate: thats next week
Grains: then why tf are you sleeping in a tree
Illiterate: im trynna be a mysterius sigma😼😼😼
Deceased: well stop we thought you died
Grains: no we didnt
Taurtis: guys what the flip is happening
Freak: you gotta tie ur phone to yourself😭
Chapter 32: pack it up nature boy😾
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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unnamed chat 6:14 a.m. day 35 Monday
Illiterate: im being kidnapped
Grains: his ass is LYING
Grains: he is just being forced to go to school
Illiterate: just let me rot inthe woods pleasseee😭🙏
Deceased: pack it up nature boy😾
Grains: you are NOT in the woods you AREIN YOUR ROOM COME OUT NOW
Illiterate: im one of them queers
Grains: NOT WHAT I MEAN AND YOU KNOW IT
Grian had to all but drag Sam out of that house. Out of his room and to school. He was silent the whole walk to school. He looked exhausted. He looked like he was gonna throw up when we got to school. I took him to his first class just to be sure he went to class. I say bye to Taurtis as I leave.
unnamed chat 8:17 a.m.
Deceased: @Grains im snitching on Sam
Grains: what for😭
Deceased: hes not in class but instead throwing up in the bathroom
Deceased: im taking him back to his house
Grains: oh is he alright
Deceased: yeah i think so.
unnamed chat 8:45 a.m.
Illiterate: guys i font feel giid
Grains: GO TO BED
Illiterate: no im gonna ✨explore✨
Notes:
I was working on this for a while, but drama came up and i just finished it
Lmk if you want to know the drama🔥
Chapter 33: seek help???
Notes:
Im back. The person whom i had issues with sayd shes gonna press charges for harassment 😭 loke gurl you THREATENED ME?? THERES VIDOE PROOF???
have this for a while :3
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unnamed chat 6:47 p.m. day 35 Monday
Deceased: do you ever just say fuck it and down like
Deceased: half a bottle of benadryl
Illiterate: real
Grains: no???
Grains: seek help???
red: i have a feeling you two are gonna die young
Illiterate: I FUCKONG HOPE SO
Deceased: oh!
Freak: just like idk maybe
Freak: dont do that?
Illiterate: the switchup is willd
Freak: what ya gonna do bout it??🤨
Lamement has added 2 users to the chat
Illiterate: who did you add??
MajoEllen: woah
MajoEllen: hey gorgoses😍
Illiterate: hello ✨
Lamement: 🤩🤩🤩
MajoEllen: where are you guys😔
Grains: WHERE ARE YOU
Grains: AND IM SO SORRY
Illiterate: im in a box somewhere
Grains changed MajoEllen nickname to Spooky
Spooky: im gonna find you..
Illiterate: mom pick me up im scared
Lamement: ur mom witerally hates you🤨
Illiterate: killing my self rn
Spooky: WAIT NO PLEASE WHO WILL I HAVE TEA PARTIES WITH
Illiterate: is that all im good for😭
Spooky: no😼
OwlPhases: eat rocks🤩
Illiterate: she gets it✨🔥🗣️
Chapter 34: are we being dumped😔
Notes:
My aunt got in a car crash as i was writing this 🤩🤩
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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unnamed chat 7:04 a.m. day 36 Tuesday
Grains: SAM WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING AT 7 IN THE MORNING???
Illiterate: i blame the gay people who dont exsist😭😭😭
Deceased: WAIT NO STOP I REMEMBER THAT
red: wtf are you talking about
Branzy: homophobic era???
Spooky: damn is this a breakup message?
Taurtis: are we being dumped😔
Illiterate: HE DIED AND THEY CANT HANG OUT AT IHOP ANYMORE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Deceased: THEY NEVER GOT TO BE INLOVE TOGETHER😭😭
Illiterate: STOPPPP
red: WHATS GOING ON
Taurtis: oh is this about those houses during the school bus rides😔
Deceased: YES
Taurtis: FUCK THE HOMOPHOBIC WIFE💪💪💪
Ashswag: LITERALLY LIKE HOW COULD SHE, SHE DIDNT EVEN LOVE HIM SHE JUST HATED HIS TRUE LOVE💔
OwlPhases: AAAAAA NOT THEM GRRRRR
Lamement: atleast Lindas homophobic husband died and left all his money to her🤗
Illiterate: AAAAAAAUGH AAAAUGH AUGH LINDA AND MEGAN THE LESBINS
Taurtis: I FEAR THEY ARE TOO ICONIC FOR THIS WORLD💔💔💔
Illiterate: BUT WHY DID SCOTT PROCLIM HIS LOVE FOR JOHN AND DIE THE NEXT DAY😭😭😭
Deceased: YOU CE UP WITH THAT PLOT POINT
Illiterate: THEY WERE GONNA GO TO IHOP BUTBHE DIEEEED
Deceased: STOP ITS TO EARLY TO BE ON THE VERGE OF TEARS SHUT UP
OwlPhases: LETS NOT FORGET JOHNS GRAMDKIDS CALLED SCOTT GRANPA BUT NOT JOUNS WIFE GRANDMA🙏🙏🙏
Spooky: MENTALLY ILL ALL OF YOU
Spooky: BUT IM INVESTED I WANNA KNOW EVERYTHING
OwlPhases: THERES SO MUCHPOOKIE😭🙏💔😔
Spooky: TELL ME EVERYTHING🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Notes:
I WROTE THIS IN HONOR PF THE GAY PLD PEOPLE ME AND MY FRIEND CREATED DURING THE SCHOOL BUS RODE HOME LAST YEAR🙏🙏🙏 WE MISS YOU SCOTT RIP
Chapter 35: Continuation of the last chapter sonce i accidentally pressed post😔😔
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unnamed chat 7:24 a.m. day 36 Tuesday
Illiterate: I WANNA EXPLAIN ITS MY MENTALLY UNSTABLE DAY🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
OwlPhases: yes ma'am 😍
Illiterate: okay it started off as a joke of ONG THAT HOUSE LOOKS LIKE AND ELDERLY LESBIN COUPLE LIVES THERE. And it turned into: yeah but i bet she had a husband since people werent a fan of the gays😔 and then it became i wonder who lives there. Oh a sad lonely gay old man whos their friends then it turned into awww he has a crush on his best friend and he deosnt lnow it yet
Lamemen: IM BEGGING YOU TO EITHER TYPE IT OUT SENTENCE BY SENTENCE OR HAVE SOMEONE PROOF READ YOUR SHIT
Illiterate: and then it turned into, yeah he loves him back he just is married with grandkids now. His wife refuses to divorce due to the QUEER NEES OF THEM. then we decided that theve been friend since elementary. one moved away in middle but came back. and the lesbins have tea parties all the time. they have always hung out at the local Ihop.
Spooky: KEEP YAPPING🗣️🗣️🔥🔥😍😍
Illiterate: and then we find out that he has cancer. So john, linda, and megan all go to the hospital and bring him ihop when they go together. he comfeses his love to john and dies a day later. They go to ihop one last time befroe hand tho. and i attended the funeral in my dream so i genualy know what they all look like. then some where inbetween limdas homophobic husband dies🤩🤩.
Illiterate: and then after the funeral they go get his normal order from ihop and they leave it by his grave. also i e decided john dies 2 years after scott.
Lamement: THE COUNCIL DID NOT AGREE WITH THAT
Taurtis: no no, i agree
OwlPhases: i also agree
Deceased: i think he should die sooner but y'know🧍
Branzy: politely chuck yourselves into mental institutions.
Illiterate: WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION HE WAS SICK FOR LIKE A YEAR BEFORE HE DIED, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING BETTTER. THEY THOUGHT HE WOULD BEAT IT. THEY COULD ONLY STAND BY AS THEIR FRINED WAS LOOSING HIMSLEF SLOWLY DAY BY DAY WITHERING AWAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Spooky: NOW IM CRYING
red: my condolences to your ocs
Illiterate: if you werent zams friend id kill you🤫🧏
Freak: you misspelled lesbians
Illiterate: im gonna kill your father if he hasnt already left you
Notes:
I attended his funeral in my dreams, and he was so peaceful looking, kinda like how my dad looked. Limda had long red hair(box died) and megans hair was grey.
Johns grandkids were inconsolable. And so was john. Im sorry now im actually crying over these fake people. Also john was bald.
Guys the next chapter may or may not contain suicide
Chapter 36: im not myself after 1 am
Summary:
Trigier warning for mentions of suicide
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 7:23 a.m. day 37 Wednesday
Deceased: guys i wanna be a sponge
Illiterate: THIS GUY GETS IT🔥🔥
Spooky: sam do you mind telling me why the fuck theres suicide notes in ur room
Illiterate: ..
Grains: WHAT
red: nah bro got caught💀 thats crazy
Illiterate: wait i dont remember weiting any?
Spooky: mhm
Spooky: you got some splaining to do
Illiterate: in my defense
Illiterate: im not myself after 1 am
Deceased: PLEASE DONT KYS
Ashswag: your.to silly to commit😔🙏
Owen: im jere for drama
Spooky: boy if you dont fix that sleep schedule
Illiterate: absolutely sir🙏
Lamement: sam im finding you
Illiterate: no i dont think so.
Illiterate: bye guys😼
Deceased: that dont sit right with me
Deceased: where are you
Illiterate: secrect :3
Deceased: no like actually sam wtf u at
Illiterate: you guys worry too much
unnamed chat 2:23 p.m.
red: yo has anyone even seen them today???
Taurtis: no nut now im worried
Spooky: im gonna go look for them
Lamement: i think loke everyone gonna look
3:12 p.m.
Sam stepped into the woods and pulled out the prescription bottles. He twists one open before taking a second to think. Does he really wanna do this. His phone is blowing up with text messages from his friends. Ellen calls him. He picks up.
"SAM WHERE ARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED EVERYONE IS?"
"sorry", is all they manage to sputter out.
"At least turn on your location so i can come pick you up, please?"
Sam hangs up. He looks at the open bottle in their hands. Its now or never. He cant remember what happened next. Nothing in his memory between that thought and ending up at Ellen's home.
Notes:
Chat forgive me for this shitty chapter i wrote it before i went to sleep last night.
Chapter 37: im making waffels✨✨
Notes:
Chat idk how to continue requests are WLECOME AND ENCOURAGED
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unnamed chat 5:44 p.m. day 37 Wednesday
Spooky: i found him🗣️
Lamement: alive or dead?
Spooky: hes alive
Spooky: he was just walking around in the woods again
Spooky: hes sitting in the kitchen with me
Lamement: how did you convince him to go with you
Spooky: i threw him over my shoulder💪💪
OwlPhases: glad hes alive
Illiterate: i told you
Illiterate: you worry too much🙄
Illiterate: im making waffels✨✨
Deceased: WE LITERALLY THOUGHT YOU DIED
Deceased: AND YOUR MAKING FUCKING WAFFLES?
Illiterate: not my fault, i told yoy not to worry
Spooky: their concerningly light and easy to pick up
Illiterate: what i lack in weight i make up in hieght🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Deceased: do ur parents feed you🔥🔥🔥
Illiterate: NO🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💪💪💪💪🤫🧏
Spooky: dawg why were you outside so late anyways
Illiterate: i got kicked out🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Spooky: why?
Illiterate: MY MOM DONT LIKE THEM QIEERS🔥🔥
Deceased: LMAO??
Deceased: HOW DID SHE NOT KNOW BEFORE???
Deceased: YOU LITERALLY DONT LOOK LIKE A GIRL?
Illiterate: idk but i need eggs
Spooky: i thought you made the batter already
Illiterate: im found brownie mix💔
Spooky: your staying
Spooky: i need sweet treats and im tired of trying to make em😔
Spooky: so i shall retrieve your eggs bbg
Grains: im coming obver with eggs dw
Spooky: YAY
7:09 p.m.
Sam finished the brownies and headed into the bathroom. Taking a good long look in the mirror. Hating the thing that stared back. He hated how much he still looked like a girl. He hated his long, dyed brown hair. He hated the way his white roots shown against a dark scalp.
They went and got scissors from the kitchen. Going to work on the hair. Chopping it off unevenly. After all, his mom could no longer control them. They could finally wake up in the morning and dress how he wanted. They'd no longer have to worry about their mothers judgemental gaze. He could be himself now, right?
Its a good thing he hid the pills before Ellen found him. Because as soon as they saw him, he was hoisted over their shoulder and plopped into the car, taken to their home. Ellen's mom was the best mother Sam could ever imagine. She cared about her child, and when Ellen brought up what had happened, she wasted no time in taking him in. Giving him the guest bedroom as his own. Maybe things would get better. Or maybe he'd spiral and fuck it up just like everything else.
How easy it would be to stab himself and let the blood poor out ..
Chapter 38: im bald now😔
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 7:48 p.m. day 37 Wednesday
Illiterate: chat i ujhhh
Illiterate: im bald now😔
Deceased: WHAT
Illiterate: OK NOT ACTUALLY BUT I CUT OFF A LOT OF MY HAIR
Spooky: its horrendous
Grains: how is it that bad.
Illiterate: I COULD JUST SHAVE MY HEAD?
OwlPhases: IM BEGGING YOU TO LET ME FIX IT
Deceased: it cant be that bad
Lamement: BUT ITIS
Lamement: also i was thrown out along with sam 😔
OwlPhases: LOSER(my windows open)
Lamement has changed OwlPhases nickname to Owl
Illiterate: im gonna eat rocks now
Owl: let me fix it
Illiterate: no💔
Spooky: if anyones gonna fix it, its me😋
Illiterate: ITS LITERALLY FINE
Spooky: NO ITS NOT LIAR
Illiterate: LIER*
Spooky:..
Lamement: someone cant read doctor suess books
Illiterate: who😨
Owl: ARE YOU ACTUALLY STUPID?
Owl: THEY SPELLED LIAR CORRECTLY
Illiterate: ☝️👈☝️👉
Illiterate: ill chek dicroronay
Branzy: i think you need help
Branzy: like actually💀
Illiterate: erm actually🤓☝️
Illiterate: i wans worng
Jailbird: guys who wants to walk around town
Jesse: bro its literally almost midnight
Jesse: your ass is NOT going out
Jailbird: wait what
Jailbird: i woke up and just hought i woke up early
Illiterate: no, its midnight
Spooky: let me FIX UR HAIR
Illiterate: no
Spooky: I WILL BUY STRAWBERRIES
Illiterate: when
Spooky: does it truly matter🤗
Illiterate: avsolutly
Spooky: FINE TOMORROW
Illiterate YAY
unnamed chat 9:02 p.m.
Illiterate: guys my hair looks decent now
Notes:
I want to remove all the hair on my scalp
Chapter 39: it does NOT give you the right to disappear
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unnamed chat 12:04 a.m. day 38 Thursday
Illiterate: im gonna go on a midnight walk
Spooky: no?
Illiterate: i fear im already out thr door😔
Lamement: just because your listening to mitski again it does NOT give you the right to disappear
ClownPierce: no please disappear
Illiterate: sigh i gusee ill just go back to whismy😔
Lamement: YES COME HOME 🤩
ClownPierce: your doing this just to spite me
Illiterate: YES AND
ClownPierce: check ur closet😈
Branzy: his ass is NOT in ur closet🔥
ClownPierce: grrr
Deceased: he might not be
Deceased: BUT I AM
Spooky: bro come out i dare you
Deceased: uhhhh errmmm
Deceased: i lied?
Deceased: dont check the closet?
Illiterate: amd suddenly im not going inside
Deceased: mannnn i hust wanted to scare you😔
Illiterate: well your face does that already :/
Deceased: OUCH💔💔
Grains: dont you have a test to study for?
Illiterate: UHHH ERM UHHH
Illiterate: I DONT LNOW WRAT UR TAKLING ABOIT
Illiterate: LIES AND FALSE🔥
Grains: guys can we put this guy down
Illiterate: what can i say
Illiterate: i got that dog in me‼️
Illiterate: uthenise it🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Freak: GET OFF THE STAGE
red: im gonna poison you sam
Illiterate: BET🔥🔥🔥🔥
Deceased: NO?
Owl: bet? as in i bet on loosing dogs?
Illiterate: MITSKI REFERENCE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lamement: NOT AGIN
Illiterate: YOU CANT FIGHT IT🔥🔥🔥
Lamement: no but i can fight you
Lamement: ricky when i catch you ricky
Illiterate: gulp 😣
Chapter 40: thats bone of ur bunsinss
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 6:37 a.m. day 38 Thursday
Illiterate: gang i can NOT go to school today
Grains: you didnt study did you
Illiterate: thats bone of ur bunsinss
Deceased: damn, you gonna take that
Grains: open the door pookie🥳🥳
Illiterate: 😨😨😨
Illiterate: WAIT XHEK IMEAL
Illiterate: EMAIL
Deceased: TEST POSTPONED🥳🥳🥳
Illiterate: im still not going to school tho
Spooky: get your ass in the car
Illiterate: 👈☝️👉☝️
Spooky: one
Spooky: two
Illiterate: uh oh
Illiterate: im outside the car
Illiterate: its locked
Illiterate: let me in
Deceased: no way
Grains: LMAO?
Grains: why did counting work
Illiterate: numbers are scary, you never know what cuming next
red: that is not the correct spelling
Deceased: yeah but are you suprised
red: Damn, surprising, you know whats not surprising? How much time and money you can save when switching to Geico
Ashswag: i dont wanna be friends with you guys anymore
Ashswag: im gonna be a mysterius loner🤫🧏
Deceased: killing myslef
Ashswag: ok
unnamed chat 8:42 a.m.
Illiterate: guys i kust realized somtheing
Grains: what
Illiterate: the name
Illiterate: ints nit naminged
Spooky: oh yeah
Owl: i think it should be glitter sparkle club
Lamement: woah
Spooky: i agree to the max🔥🔥
Illiterate: NO
Notes:
Sorry for vanishing for 3 days i felt like dying
Chapter 41: kts guys😔
Chapter Text
unnamed chat 9:27 a.m. day 38 Thursday
Illiterate: guys we avtauly need to think of a anen for fhis
Grains: that was almost legible
Illiterate: kts
Grains: huh
Illiterate: die
Grains: HOW DO YOU MISPELL KYS??
Illiterate: im gonna die
Deceased: kts guys😔
Illiterate: i want to kill myslef
Grains: NO
Illiterate: 😣💔
Grains: its wayyyy to early for this bs
Deceased: glitter sparkle sounds like a great name
Deceased: invmy opinion
Deceased: just saying
Branzy: i agere
ClownPierce: i agree cuz sam deosnt
Illiterate: Kms
Spooky: YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE THE GLITTER SPARKLE CLUB🔥🔥🔥🔥
Illiterate: FINE
Illiterate has changed chat name to glitter sparkle club
glitter sparkle club 9:32 a.m.
Illiterate: HAPPY NOW
Deceased: extremly
Chapter 42: fly high 🦜🦜
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
glitter sparkle club 12:38 p.m. day 38 Thursday
Illiterate: guys i wanna
Deceased: wanna what
red: bro got snatched
Spooky: fly high🦜🦜
Grains: soar low🦜🦜🙏
Illiterate: i wna
Ashswag: back from the dead🙏
Spooky: guys can we start a religion over this
Illiterate: i wanna guys iwanna go hume
Lamement: our Savior ig :/
Illiterate: i
red: he died again so sad 😢
red has changed Deceased nickname to Zam
Zam: oh man my title
Zam: im gonna commit
Ashswag: commit what
red: arson?
Ashswag: tax fraud?
Illiterate: mudeer
Zam: a hit and run.
Illiterate: oh no
glitter sparkle club 2:34 p.m.
Spooky: guys who wants to start a cult surrounding the grand goob?
Illiterate: 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Lamement: what he said
Branzy: 🤩
Grains: SAM I SWEAR TO GOOB IF YOU DONT STOP SPEAKING TO ME WITH BRAIN ROT I'LL SHOOT YOU
Illiterate: so not skibidi dude
Illiterate has changed nickname to FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️
FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: stay safe guys
Notes:
Uhhhhhh
Chapter 43: he lie
Chapter Text
glitter sparkle club 7:43 p.m. day 38 Thursday
FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: chat deos anoyne have a parr of tweasers
Grains: yes
FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: can i hav
Grains: no
FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: plseae
Grains: why
FraekySam: i got
Zam: HE FELL ONTO A BRANCH AND IT LOTTERY CUT HIM OPEN
Zan: HE DOESNT NEED TWEEZERS HE NEEDS A DOCTOR
FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: he lie
Grains has changed FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️ nickname to Sam
Sam: MY MANE NOOO💔💔💔
Grains: GET IN THE CAR
Grains: WERE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL
Sam: ITIS NOT THAT SERUOS
Grains: IF YOU COME SHOW ME ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS THEN ILL BELIEVE YOU
Grains: BUT IF IT IS A SERIOUS INJURY WE GOING HOPITAL
Sam: :(
Sam: uhhh guys suddenly im so much better
Sam: please
Sam: i dont want doctor :(
Sam: pleas
Branzy: im coming over with a sewing kit
Sam: YIPPEE
Sam: uhh i mean nit needed as im fone
Zam: fone
Sam: grr ur making me angry *eyes turn red*😠
Zam: EHAT THE FCUK
red: bros not skibidi😔
Spoke: 🧏🤫
Sam: this guys gets it.
glitter sparkle club 8:02 p.m.
Branzy: bro definitely needed medical attention
Branzy: hes passed out on the bathroom floor
Branzy: i think he bled out
Zam: I TOLD YALL
Grains: so do i take him to the hospital orrr
Branzy: ITS TOO LATE NOW
Branzy: SHIT HES WAKING UP
Clown: knock his ass OUT
glitter sparkle club 8:31 p.m.
Branzy: guys i panicked
Branzy: hes in hospital now.
Notes:
Guys in writing an entire au with these characters+ more probably so this may get put on the back burner. Or not i dont know if I'll even post it :3
But even if it gets on the back burner ill still post this stuff :)
Chapter 44: YOU NEEDED STICHES???
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
glitter sparkle club 8:00 a.m. day 39 Friday
Sam: why
Sam: how could you
Sam: 😣😣😣
Sam: i hate it here
Zam: HES ALIVE🔥🔥🔥
Branzy: IM SORRY I DONT HAVE MEDICAL SKILLS???
Branzy: YOU NEEDED STITCHES???
Sam: NO
Sam: LIES
Grains: at least you didnt die?
Spooky: this is why ur not aloud to go on walks
red: what even happened
Sam: uhhh dont worry about it?
red: ur not sigma what happened
Sam: ermmm
Sam: uhhh
Sam: heya zam ur turn to explain
Zam: aw geez
Zam: we may or may not have been just running in teh woods
Zam: and uhhh
Zam: idk but next thing i knew he has this big ass cut on his stomach
Branzy: DO YOU NEED GLASSES
Branzy: THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING CUT
Branzy: THERES ALSO NO WAY THAT WAS CAUSED BY A BRANCH
Branzy: IT LOOKS LIKE A KNIFE TORE HIM OPEN
Sam: 🧍
Sam: in my defense
Sam: hes a terrible lier
Zam: NO IM NOT???
Ashswag: YES YOU ARE?
Sam: im not explaing how it happend tho :3
Notes:
I LOVE SCHOOL SHOOTING THREATS🤩😍😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩 it gave me the time to write this
Chapter 45: microwave
Notes:
Guys my school is still being threatened with shootings 🔥🔥🔥🔥 i feel so safe🔥🔥🔥
Chapter Text
glitter sparkle club 12:49 p.m. day 42 Monday
Sam: I LIVED BITCH!!!
Zam: oh bet
Sam: im definitely not up to anything mishchivis
Zam: thats not a real word😔
Branzy: microwave
Grains: what is going on
Owen: PUT UR PHONES AWAY DURING CLASS
Sam: KYS🔥🔥🔥
Zam: NO I WILL NOT BE PUTTING MY PHONE AWAY💥💥💥
Owen: aw :(
Jailbird: guys
Jailbird: guys
Jailbird: fught incbatheorom
Jailbird: thresa fghti ithen beatheonm
Sam: WHICH ONE
Jailbird: capatearia
Sam: BET
Zam: OH BET
Jailbird: gyus three lokkikng aat me
Jailbird: 😨😨
Jailbird: OLONE HAF NIFE
Sam: ARE YOU ABOUT TO WITNESS A CRIME
Jailbird: ik ginns crimes on
Sam: DAMN CRAZY
Jailbird: RINUNG
Sam: RUN FOREST RUN
Jailbird: ok im safe now
dms between ClownPierce and Aiden 12:57 p.m.
ClownPierce: YOU SAW NOTHING
Aiden: sir yes sir 😶
Chapter 46: but adbenture
Notes:
Goob
Chapter Text
glitter sparkle club 1:57 p.m. day 42 Monday
Sam: guyd
Sam: gyus
Sam: i found a
Sam: house i nthe wwods
Zam: what the flip man
Sam: yesterday
Sam: who wants to ecplore
Freak: nobody
Freak: no one would want to do that with you
Sam: but adbenture
Jailbird: when
Sam: after school
Owen: where
Sam: behind the track feild
Zam: i am NOT going
red: coward
red: im coming
Sam: thats what she said
Sam: YOU ARE GOING ZAM
Zam: fuck off >:|
Sam: :(
Sam Gladiator created a new chat 2:10 p.m.
Sam Gladiator added 6 people
Sam Gladiator changed nickname to Leader
Leader: gyus this is the group chat for the adventure
PrinceZam: i dont wanna go :(
Leader: too bad :(
BranzyCraft: wait why am i being dragged along
Owen: because uhhhh
Aiden: FAMILY OUTING!!!!
Leader has changed PrinceZam nickname to PrintHam
Leader has changed BranzyCraft nickname to Sheild
Leader has changed Aiden nickname to Bait
Leader had changed Owen nickname to Orange
Leader has changed Reddoons nickname to Unwanted
PrintHam: why
Unwanted: WHAT FUCK YOU
Bait: hey wwait aminute
Sheild: you spelled that wrong
Chapter 47: im in my tresspassijg era
Notes:
Uhhhh uhhhh uhhj i dont know how to continue this, im running out of ideas but i will push through🔥🔥👍👍
Chapter Text
3:29 p.m. day 42 Monday
"Guys over here!", Sam calls out
Zam, Red, Branzy, Aiden and Owen ran over to him. "What are we even doing again", Owen asked
"We are exploring YAY", Sam responded
4:17 p.m.
"Saaaam how much longeeeer" Zam asked. He was meant with silence as a response. They continued to walk for 15 more minutes.
"We're here!!!" Sam announced. He led them to the big shed. It was locked. The door handle was rusted. Sam just grabbed a rock and broke of the handle. "Who wants to go first" Sam asked.
"You sho-" Zam was interrupted by Aiden jumping by into the shed. "WELL NEVER. MIND THEN"
5:23 p.m.
"It sure is erie in here, right guys?" Zam said.
"Oh come on its not even dark out yet!! OH MY GORD WE SHOULD STAY OVER NIGHT!!!" Sam chirped.
"NO WE SHOULDN'T!! THERES NO SIGNAL OUT HERE WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS?", Branzy shouted.
They debated whether they would stay the night or go home. They ended up deciding to come back Friday night and stay.
glitter sparkle club 8:14 p.m.
Sam: guys that was fun
Zam: NUH UH
red: that was boring
Grains: i figured you guys died
Sam: guys
Sam: im in my tresspassijg era
Sam: i wanna stay over jight tobingt
Spooky: GET UR ASS HOME🔥🔥🔥
Chapter 48: Plaese guyz i aweasr im nromal
Notes:
It my birtday tomorow octorb 5
Chapter Text
glitter sparkle club 8:34 a.m. day 43 Tuesday
Sam: uhhhh
Sam: i may be lost
Sam: in the woods
Spooky: wdym
Spooky: i thought you were sick?
Sam: well yae but i just took a walk
Sam: cuz those make me feel better
Sam: and now i feel bad amd im lost
Grains: ur on your own we're at school
Sam: ill gifure it out😼😼😼
Spooky: bro is not gifuring it out
Spooky: bro is gonna die there
Taurtis: DONT SAY THAT
Zam: GOOD LUCK BRO
Sam: please
Freak: no ur on your own freakaziod
Sam: plaese guyz i aweasr im nromal
Sam: hes lying im nit s freaksaiziod
Chapter 49: Sticks and branches
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
glitter sparkle club 7:14 p.m. day 43 Tuesday
Grains: has anyone heard anything else from Sam
Sam: dw worry i gotout
Grains: NO HE SURVIVED
Grains: FUCK
Sam: D:
Grains: GO BACK
Sam: ok
Spooky: NO WAIT
11:43 p.m.
Grains: erm guys i didnt think hed actually go back
Spooky: I HATE YOU
Owl: GRRRRRRRR
red: bros gone
red: jk he popped up on my doorstep again
red: come get your rat
Sam: in nit a rst
Sam: hsit up
red: please he wont stop talking about rocks
red: someone come get this autistic man
Sam: I hope you perish.
Grains: on the way
Notes:
Sorry for uhhh forgeting about this i got REALLY into parkour civilization and might write about it :3
Chapter 50: alll ill say, i wolfint miss
Chapter Text
glutter sparkle club 2:15 a.m. day 45 Thursday
Sam: guys imaging missing
Grains: what is bro on about
Sam: im just saying thst i wouldlednt miss the shot
Taurtis: NOT THIS AGAIN
Sam: shouldnt heve missedd
Sam: im actually too excited for friday to sleep tonight
Spooky: but its thursday when you wake up?
Sam: not if i dont sleep!
Sam: alll ill say,i wolfint miss😼😼😤😤
Zam: why is everyone up
Sam: ?? Its only 4 people
red: untrue
Freak: untrue
Freak: fuck you red
Freak: i said it first i swear
Jailbird: woah we all up rn
Sam: please stay off tiktok
Jailbird: :(
Jailbird: thats bot nice
Spooky: if i see anyone online in the next 20 minutes im gonna put eggs in their locker and use one of my locks on it
Sam: I DONT USE MY LOCK ER HAHA
Spooky: ...
Spooky: you live with me i can just take your phone
Sam: Nuhh uh
Sam: im seeelping
Chapter 51: Halloween episode frfr not finished but there will be part 2
Summary:
Uhhh Trigger Warning for corpses I guess. Oh and cannablism too.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
glitter sparkle club 5:27 a.m. day 46 Friday
Sam: TODASY THE DAY!!!
Zam: oh geez
Zam: uhhh im ill?
Sam: you are NOT getting out of this
Branzy: guys what if we stayed there all day and all night
Owen: i am so in
Jailbird: 😱😱😱
7:34 a.m.
"I DONT WANNA BE HERE," Zam screams as yet another twig broke.
"Dude it was just a twig stop tweaking," Sam says. "Bro is not cut out for this."
"I JUST WANNA GO HOOOOME", Zam says.
They continued to walk through the forest, on a much quicker route as Sam had gone exploring to find a better route. They were almost to the house. He wondered if he could convince them to explore more of the woods. They would be here all day anyway. Nothing interesting would happen during the day anyway. It'd be just waiting with the lingering doom of boredom. It was bigger than they remembered. Guess nighttime does distort things. He could have sworn it was smaller.
They go into the shed, (cabin whatever just imagine a spooky place.), and are met with the smell of rot. "EW ITS SMELL LIKE SOMETHING DIED, SAM WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US IT SMELLED IN HERE!" Zam yells. It seems like all he did was yell since they got to the forest.
Sam stepps in and nearly throws up. "Chat it did NOT smell like this the other day, ewww" Sam gags again. They decided to investigate the smell. Later though, Sam didn't want this smell attacking him this early. "Guys how about we go outside and explore the woods for a bit, save this uh curiosity for later."
10:12 p.m.
"Guys uhhhh i think I see something over there!", Reddoons exclaims from a tree. He walks over. Oh. Thats a corpse! "Guys I found a dead deer I think."
"WHAT WHAT WHAT-" Zam starts.
"WAIT REALLY LET ME SEE-"WHAT"- ARE THERE ANY BONES I COULD HAVE?" Sam shouts back.
"SAM NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR BONES!", Zam yells.
"Well hang on there's a note here as well", Reddoons cuts in.
"READ IT READ IT!" Owen shouts.
"No I don't wanna, you read it," Reddoons responds.
"Fine hand it over," Clown says.
"Here's what it says", he clears his throat, "To who it may concern, I sliced this deer because I felt like it, and if I run into you, know your next."
"Bro is not scary", Sam says. "What if we hunt them down? What could possibly go wrong?"
"Sam are you insane? What if we end up dead!", Zam screeches.
"There's like, 20 million of us, we will be fine. Plus I kinda wanna fight someone anyway." Sam says.
They continue searching the woods, not wanting to leave sight of the cabin. Eventually though, Sam goes farther away from everyone and finds a house. A house? That can't be right. The woods aren't even that big are they? Maybe they just stumbled upon an old abandoned house. They go to leave, but see someone in the window. He watches, waiting to see what the person in the window does. When he's spotted, the figure just waves and disappears.
He goes back to the others, fully prepared to tell them what they saw but doesn't. He doesn't like the feeling that interaction left him with. He does however, tell them all about the house he found and how he thinks they should explore there aswell. They just sit and play games waiting for the darkness of evening to set.
7:34 p.m.
They go back into the shed and look for whatever is causing the smell. "Calm down bro, it's probably another dead animal," Sam says, trying to calm Zam who's extremely distressed.
"I don't like this. I don't have a good feeling about this. I want to go home," Zam almost screams the last sentence.
Sam pushes them forward. The shed can't be that big and they've looked everywhere in it already. Then Sam finds a trapdoor. He opened it only to be met with the source of the decay smell.
"Right I think it is time to go.", Sam says. "Uh dup bup, do NOT look in there everyone out!"
"Why what is it Sam?" Zam asks.
"A dead animal, but there maggots and stuff feasting on it and there's bones showing." Sam lies.
"Oooo LET ME SEE!" Owen says as he looks into the trapdoor. "Oh nevermind its just a corpse. A human corpse. Oh no. Yeah we should leave. We are not safe here let's go."
"Well I guess we figured out who that note was for. Lets leave and go back home", Sam says, poking at the corpse.
"Ew don't touch that thing. That's not sanitary", Clown says.
"Pft your mom's not sanitary AYOOO" Sam says, grabbing Zam and Owen as he leaves.
9:27 p.m.
They were definitely lost. And if who ever was responsible for the rotting corpse found them, they were prepared to fight back. After 20 more minutes of walking they stumble back onto the shed. Sam then decided it would be safest to go to that house he found. Atleast give them all some shelter for the night. And maybe a small ghost hunting adventure.
"Guys i forgot my phone at the shed I'll be back," Sam says.
The walk back was boring and he didn't actually forget his phone. He just wanted to eat see the corpse again and try to figure out if he knew the person.
When he got there it still smelled like rot. Still smelled like decay. Oh boy was he hungry. He wondered how much jerky he could make from this corpse and how much of the corpse would be edible in this state. Not too decayed yet, only a couple days old and it was cold out. He rips off a piece of flesh on the arm. He savours the taste of it. Letting it be ground into mush in his mouth. When he feels he's had enough he heads back to the house.
Notes:
Wait is anyone else dressed up for halloween i am a dragon without wings
Chapter 52: what if they pulled a logan paul
Notes:
Mmmmm i forgot about this mmmmm im vack tho working on the next part of in the woods as we speak
Chapter Text
glitter sparkle club 7:47 a.m. day 45 Friday
Spooky: oh boy i hope no one died or dies
Grains: now why would you say that.
Spooky: what? never know
Taurtis: bros plotting something definitely
Jesse: guys what if they pulled a logan paul
Lukas: i doubt theres anything interesting in the woods
Lukas: or that shed thing they were on about
Lukas: most theyll probably see is like a dead animal or something
Jesse: i think theres someone hanging over there
Freak: I hope Sam dies.
Freak: I hope he sees a big spider and gets scared
Jesse: mmm
Lukas: thats not very skibidi
Spoke: bro what the skibidi is thsi
PlanetLord: woah bew groupchat alert
Freak: you guys have been added your just loserd and dont pay attention
Pangi: body pillow
Freak: ...
Freak: die
11:37 a.m.
Freak: guys where did everyone go for lunch
Freak: they took our table
Grains: idk kys
Spooky: we are out in the hallway by the band room
Freak: thats so far away
Grains: go eat lunch by yourself then
Freak: why are you being so mean to me
Grains: Sam said that while their gone
Grains: sombody needs to be mean to you
Freak: im so upset at that
Freak: why would you ever listen to that loser
Spooky: die
Spooky: die
Spooky: hmmmm kay why ess
Owl: sams no loser
9:06 p.m.
Freak: damn i thought we woulda heard something by now
Spooky: they r literally in the woods you fucking incompetent lettuce wrap
Lamement: wait he has a point
Lamement: they probably would have like, walked far enough to get service again
9:57 p.m.
Zam: guys theres a cabin with wifi
Zam: oh bet
Zam: also we saw a dead deer
Branzy: and person
Spooky: oh!
Spooky: cute!
Sam: i took a picture if you wanna see
Zam: WHEN DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE
Sam: when i went back duh
Owen: guys i dont like it here i wanna go home
Sam: it is dark out, good lkuc
Jesse: oh so you guys did pull a logan paul
Chapter 53: Impulsive.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
11:37 p.m.
The whole house was filled with the scent of mold and rot. It definetly wasn't safe upstairs. The ceiling had broken bits and holes in a few places. Who knew how weak the boards were. Atleast this place had electricity though. Yet there was no telling who paid for it. There were cobwebs in nearly every corner. The floors were covered in dust. How the hell this place even had wifi was beyond them. It was odd, there phones all had no signal, yet the wifi worked. They decided not to think about that.
"You wench! Hop on roblox I'll beat you!" Sam shrieked. He had been bickering with Aiden and Clown since he got back. It was starting to get annoying.
"Ha you wish! I could beat you at any game!" Clown said.
"Yeah you suck at every game. Like how do you fail flee the facility so bad?" Aiden teased.
"That was NOT MY FAULT. My screen was broken! It was like a spider web!" Sam screeched.
"Seriously, name any game on roblox and I'll beat you", Clown said.
"Okay give me a minute." Sam says, looking through the games on the home page. After a few minutes, he made them join him.
"No way you think you can beat me in dress to impress. That's ridiculous" Aiden said.
"I'll so win. I'm gonna be you so much" Sam said.
"That is not proper grammar, Sam," Branzy interjected.
1:42 a.m.
"I'm gonna sob," Sam said.
"How the fuck do you loose so badly? You suck man," Aiden said.
"I'm gonna explore this house, I hate you guys," Sam announced.
"Scream if you see a killer I am heading to bed," Aiden said.
"Wait I'll come with you, I'm not tired yet," Zam said.
Everyone else was already alseep in the room next to them. They had all been chilling in the first 2 rooms they found, not knowing if there was any other dangers besides the risk of upstairs. Sam headed into what they assumed to be a dinning room. He walked a bit down it before turning on his flashlight. It lit up the room, and indeed it was infact a dining room.
There was a dining table with 8 chairs around it. And a broken chandelier hanging above. There was also a fireplace full of unburnt wood at back wall. He flicked the light switch and nothing happened. Then he looked up and saw there were no lights that could be turned on. What a stupid design choice. Wonder what that switch did then.
"Sam, can you shine your light towards the fire place?", Sam jumped when Zam spoke, forgetting she came along.
"Bro you scare me. Uh yeah sure," They said, shining the light at a now completely empty fire place. "Zam wasnt there just wood in there? Maybe I'm seeing things," Sam said. He takes a step closer to the fire place, another few steps and he sees that the fire place no longer has a floor.
"Well that explains the sudden lack of wood. Wanna check it out bro?" Sam spoke as if this were a boring research assignment.
"Uh not really oh your going down okay I guess I'll come with you." Zam said running over.
Notes:
roblox is LIFE💜💜💜
Chapter 54: HIHIHI
Chapter Text
Ok the next chapter will be out with in the end of the month. I got sp much motivation from passing this grading period. :P IM SO HAPPY SO JOYOUS AND ALSO ALMOST FINISHED WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!! also i might be working on a little something else too. Has anyone here read rot and ruin???
Chapter 55: It's quite simply, really.
Summary:
Chat this is horrendous I'm sorry.
Chapter Text
1:45 a.m.
They went down into the fireplace, finding grip on a wooden ladder. They kept going down for about 3 minutes before they hit floor again.
"Gee wouldn't it be fun to have to run back up? We should see if there's another exit just in case we do need to leave quick", Sam said.
Sam turns on the flashlight to reveal... Nothing? Its just an empty room with one way in or out. Wait no, as his vision adjusts, he can make out something on the floor. Walking over to it, he sees that its a book. He picks it up, opens it, but the first page is hard to read, whatever writing utensil used too light to see in such harsh light.
"Hey Zam, start heading back up but don't go all the way, wait for me, alright?", Sam said, breaking the silence once again.
"Oh! Shit, uh sure. Just hurry up I don't wanna be hear much longer" Zam replied.
Zam went up the ladder and Sam kept scanning the small room with his eyes. He noticed a dusty bookshelf. He found it was empty, saw nothing else of interest, and went back up.
2:30 a.m.
"Pssst Zammmm," Sam whispered, "Zaaaaaamm, are you still awake?".
"No", Zam mumbled.
Sam couldn't sleep. He wanted to know what happened back in that shed. Curiousity got the best of him, and he got up. He carefully maneuvered arounf everyone in the room.
2:43 a.m.
He stood outside, watching the figure at the shed. He felt glued to the ground, yet drawn by curiosity. He took one careful step forward. Then another, and another. Until eventually he was maybe 10 feet away from the shed.
"You know its rude to stare, right?" A familiar yet warped voice said.
Sam wanted to believe he imagined the thing speaking. That he was just sleeping. That he would wake up any minute. Because the thing that was at the shed speaking to him wasn't a person. It wasn't anything really. It just was.
He quickly steadied his racing mind and said, "Ah so sorry, I just didn't expect to see anyone out here. I thought- Hey what's your name anyway?"
"Why not? You came out here for answers right? What, you wanted to find out what happened to this guy? Why? Why why why why why."
"You know what? I'm just gonna go to bed, I'm not doing this," Sam said, turning around to walk away.
"Did it taste good?"
"What." Sam jumped.
"Did it taste good.. Oh don't look at me like that, you know what I'm talking about. The flesh, did it taste good?"
"Ohhh yeah it tasted fine. Could be fresher though" Sam responded, "Still haven't gotten your name though."
"I haven't offered it. Do you want to make a deal?"
"I am not selling my soul again. Other than that, what would you have in mind?", Sam.
"Uh people don't usually even consider my offers. You sure about that?"
"Yeah whatever I'm bored." Sam hummed for a minute thinking. "Say do you even have a name? If not I'll give you one."
"Can we go back to making a deal?" It said.
"Ok fine, whatcha got in mind," Sam asked.
"Its quit simply really, just don't go around telling people what you saw here, and uhh I won't kill you."
"Kill me? Ok buddy, you go ahead and do that," Sam said.
"Oh yeah that was you, uh. If you tell anyone about this, they'll think its you. Seeing as a shadow figure isn't really a reliable suspect." It said.
"I swear I recognize your voice, I just can't quite put a face to it. Oh also yeah that's a good point," Sam turned around, "I'll just go back in the house and pretend I saw nothing. I am NOT trynna get cursed buh bye!"
Sam turned and ran bacl to the house. When he got in he turned around and locked the door. Although he knew that wouldn't be able to stop a shadow. He was certian of that.
He simply just went to sleep.

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