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Summary:

THE VOICES GOT TO MEEEEE
What happens when you give me the ability to post things that happen in my head

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Chapter 1: Tax evasion :3

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<..> has added 10+ people to [unnamed chat]

Unnamed chat 9:12 a.m. day 1 Tuesday

Sam Gladiator has changed nickname to sam

sam: what the hell is this

Reddoons: A group chat duh

sam: i dont liek you

sam has changed Reddoons nickname to red

sam: better

red: What was wrong with it before???

sam: to many lettrrs

Jesse: thats crazy.

PrinceZam: crazy? i was crazy once..

red: oh no

sam: they locked me in a room a rubber rrom.

Aiden: A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Jesse: arent you supposed to be like, in jail?

Aiden: shut up.

sam: i want to jail once.

Aiden: what for??

sam: wuoldnt you like to know

Aiden: no I just asked for no reason.

sam: i like ur style

red: fuck you.

red: but like actually why did you go to jail? 

Aiden: i uhhh may have caused the destruction of a bunch of peoples lives.

red: oh.

sam: take a guess

red: no?

PrinceZam: MURDER!! OR TAX EVASION :3

sam: secrect >_<

PrinceZam: awww man

PrinceZam has changed nickname to Zam

Zam: bye bye

Chapter 2: DO A FLIP‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

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unnamed chat 12:14 p.m. day 1 Tuesday

sam: guys i ate the wrong jerky

red: what does that even mean???

sam: ill give you a hnit

sam: its nit aminal jerky :(

red: WHAT THE FUCK COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE THEN???

sam: its vegan

red: kys like actually

Derapchu: thats not very nice.

Aiden: DO A FLIP‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

Petra: ^

Zam: ^

red: ^

sam: front flip or back flip?

Jesse: DO NOT KYS

Jesse: SUICIDE IS NOT VERY SIGMA.

sam: oh jinkies >~< a yaper😨😰

Jesse: NEVERMIND KYS YOU WILL NEVER BE SIGMA YOU WILL NEVER BE AN ALPHA, YOU WON'T EVEN QUALIFY AS A BETA YOU MISTAKE!!!

Aiden: no more mr nice guy😈😈

Aiden has changed Jesse nickname to mr mean

mr mean: why dont you go kys as well you obtuse head ass

Chapter 3: gulp😣😣

Notes:

Uhh i start school tomorrow so idk if ill be posting regularly, i shoudld since i work on this at night but idk

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unnamed chat 8:45 a.m. day 3 Thursday

sam: is it ok to throw rocks at random poeple?

red: yes

mr mean: im gonna throw rocks at you😼

Aiden: yes

Zam: do it coward

Grian: STOP IM NOT RANDOM PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE

sam: no <3

sam has changed Grian nickname to Grains

Grains: IHATEYOUIHATEYOUUHATEYOU

Grains: FIGHT ME BITCH.

sam: gulp😣😣

Grains: im gonna beat your ass

sam: thats hot 😼😼😼

Derapchu: what is wrong with you

Zam: i know your ass is NOT talking.

Chapter 4: Nobody wants to match your freak😭

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unnamed chat 6:17 p.m. day 3 Thursday

sam: he did in fact

sam: beat my ass😣

Grains: womp womp you'll live

sam: nuh uh

Zam: did you get a video?

sam: i did but my ass is not finna get cuaght like that👈☝️👉☝️

red: what the fuck is that

sam: what is waht

red: the emoji combo

sam: finger waggle

Zam: NO FUCKING WAY

sam: guess no one can match my freak😔

Ashswag: Nobody wants to match your freak😭

Derapchu: i agree

Ashswag has changed Derapchu nickname to Freak

Ashswag: shut up

Freak: not cool buddy, not cool

sam: nah you got caught

sam: thats bonkers!

Grains: I believe you should be studied

Grains: there's something wrong with you

sam: is it the autism?

Grains: perchance but i think there is more than just that.

sam: aw fiddle sticks😔

Zam: YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE

Grains: what are you gonna do about it

Zam: fair piont.

Notes:

AAAAAAA

Chapter 5: is it a slur

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unnamed chat 11:14 p.m. day 4 Friday

red: who here thinks we should start executing people?

Grains: i think we should execute sam

red: i 29% disagree

sam: please the pain is unbeerable

sam: why mist i go thrugh this suffering

sam: ouch ow owie AAAAAAAUGH

Grains: never mind i take it back let him suffer.

sam: im gonna go drink chemicals and make sumtard gas in my tummy

Grains: thats a brilliant idea go do that

Zam: wtf is sumtard

Zam: is it a slur

sam: mustrad

Zam: oh

Ashswag: im begging you to learn to spell better

sam: i turnt off autocoract :/

Grains: im assuming it was by accident

sam: nuh uh☝️👉☝️👈

Grains: dont fucking waggle at me

Grains: I'll come over there and beat you again😊😊

sam: sorry sir 🙏🙏

Freak: the switch up is crazy

Zam: i dont wanna hear that from you.

Zam: "im a good boy"

Freak: 🥺🥺🥺 why would you bring that up

Freak: atleast i didnt give birth

BranzyCraft: what the skibidi

Zam: leave my child out of this

sam: mpreg is real guys😣😣

Chapter 6: why is this working

Notes:

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unnamed chat 9:00 a.m. day 6 Sunday

Zam: i wanna know whos all on this

sam: @everyone SHOW YOURSLEFS

Zam: that wont wrok :(

MinuteTech: no

BranzyCraft: nah

Axel: hi

mr mean: WHAT

Rekrap2: huh

Parrotx2: what the flip dude 😡

Solidarity: Whta is this

Zam: no wait why is this working

red: did everybody just have dnd on???

Ashswag: like where are you all coming from???

LDShadowLady: I came from the sea

Smallishbeans: wronk season 😞

LDShadowLady has changed nickname to Lizzie

LDShadowLady has changed Smallishbeans nickname to Joel

LDShadowLady has changed Solidarity nickname to Jimmy

sam: i think this is a lot of people

Jimmy: EW WHY ARE YOU HERE

sam: man i dint do anthing

Zam: why do you have beef with everypony???

Notes:

I wrote this in gym class

Chapter 7: HMIMYCBIKTWYSFOMCBIKISTLISAMLFTGNB

Notes:

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unnamed chat 7:16 p.m. day 6 Sunday

Grains: @Zam tell sam he can not eat rocks nor sticks

Zam: do you lack whimsy

Zam: wheres your sense of fun?

Zam: are you boring

Zam: let him eats sticks and rocks

sam: what about mud

Zam: absolutely not.

sam: and why not

Zam: thats gross

sam: nuh uh ☝️👉☝️👈

sam: you r rong

Zam: noo im not

Jimmy: rong

sam: KYS UR JUS A TOY 🤬 🤬 🤬

Jimmy: im not a toy

Grains: yes u are timmy

Jimmy: no im not

sam: my glasses just broke

Grains: well maybe you should stay blind.

sam: do i not deserve vison 😓

Grains: no <3

BranzyCraft:HMIMYCBIKTWYSFOMCBIKISTLISAMLFTGNB

BranzyCraft: sorry my bad

sam: i have a word for your type

sam: but its not a slur i swear

BranzyCraft: 🤨🤨🤨 u sure

sam: yeah 👍 

BranzyCraft: uh huh

sam has changed BranzyCraft nickname to white endarmen

white endarmen: die

white endarmen has changed nickname to Branzy

Branzy: i hate you

Zam: how many opps you got sam😭🙏

Notes:

Wrote this while trying to fill in the missing class period on my schedule

Chapter 8: take ur pills💪💪💪

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unnamed chat 12:03 a.m. day 7 Monday

mr mean has changed nickname to Jesse

Jesse: guys im normal now😼

Aiden: were you ever normal to begin with

Jesse has changed Aiden nickname to Jailbird

Jesse: imagine being locked up

Jailbird: pls let me out🙏🙏

Jailbird: i swear ive changed🙏🙏

sam: take ur pills💪💪💪

Grains: haven't you refused to take your medication for the past 4 months🤨🤨🤨

sam: tee hee🤭🤭🤭

Grains: i genuinely think you should be studied like a lab rat.

sam: nuh uh

Jailbird: no i entirly agree

Jailbird has changed sam nickname to Unmedicated

Jailbird: youve been normal for far to long.

Branzy: when has he ever been normal 🙄🙄

Branzy: PUT HIM BACK IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL 🗣️🗣️

Unmedicated: NONONONONONONNOO PLEASE I DONT LIKE IT THERE :(((((

Grains: TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS

Unmedicated: BUT I DONT WANNA

Unmedicated: THERE STUPIND

Grains: TAKE THEM BITCH YOUR CRAZY

Unmedicated: GRRRR FINE

Grains: im coming over to make sure it happens

Chapter 9: the water i gave you DEFINITELY has drugs in it

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unnamed chat 3:09 a.m. day 10 Thursday

red: @Grains come get ur dog🙏🙏

Grains: what its three in the morning

Grains: i dont have a dog???

Unmedicated: it me

Grains: what could you have possibly done this time💀

Unmedicated: i just got stabbed not a big deal🙄

Grains: youll be fine im going back to bed

Unmedicated: wait pls pick me up🙏🙏🙏

Grains: no you can walk

Unmedicated: IN THE DARK😣😣😣😣

Grains: yeah

Unmedicated: ill see you in the morning

Grains: what did you even do to end up getting stabbed???

Unmedicated: i was just taking a walk alone in the woods last night and then i blanked out

Unmedicated: and now im at reds house with a stab wound :3

red: i hope you know the water i gave you DEFINITELY has drugs in it.

red: you need to sleep

Unmedicated: ☝️👉☝️👈no

red: in gonna hold a pillow over your face forever until you pass out

Unmedicated: and suddenly im out the door

Zam: GUYS STFU GO TO BED

Chapter 10: PLEASE ILL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS

Notes:

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unnamed chat 6:33 a.m. day 15 Tuesday

Unmedicated: did anyone get the homework for geometry done

Zam: no unfortunately not.

red: nope

Grains: yea but im not giving you the answers.

Grains: good luck guys

Zam: PLEASE ILL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS

Grains: no i wont

Unmedicated: pretty please with a cherry on top🥺🥺🥺

Unmedicated: my mother said the next time she sees another missing assignment she gon beat me😭🙏

Grains: see i dont want that to happen soooo

Grains: walk with me on the way to school you can copy it then

Unmedicated: YAY

 

 

unnamed chat 10:36 a.m. day 15

Zam: guys i cant sleep in my welding class the teacher wont let me😭😭

Unmedicated: go hide under the machinaty

Unmedicated: trust

Zam: what a whimsical idea

Zam: thanks bro

Unmedicated: YAY :3

Grains: do NOT do that

Grains: coming from experience

Grains: you WILL be yelled at

Zam: awh man :(

Notes:

Guys dont be afraid to comment im not the Brooklyn bitter.

Chapter 11: bro im startign to see why people think you need to ve studied

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unnamed chat 3:04 p.m. day 15 Tuesday

Unmedicated: @Grains pls dont be mad

Unmedicated: buti uhhh may have erm

Unmedicated: set the kitchen on fire🙏

Grains: YOU FUCKING WHAT????

Grains: HOW

Unmedicated: i dontknow

Zam: DUDE WHAT ARE YU OKAY?

Unmedicated: im good i jist put the fire out

Zam: bro im startign to see why people think you should be studied.

Unmedicated: i dont understand the haters smh my head🙄

Unmedicated: i gotta fix this before my parent s come home :(

red: good luck with that

Chapter 12: Im never trusting this bitch again😭💥✌️

Notes:

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unnamed chat 10:48 a.m. day 19 Saturday

Zam: im stuck on the ferris whele with @Unmedicated

Unmedicated: out yoyr phone awiy

Unmedicated: or ill rook the think agin

Zam: yes ma'am

Zam: SIR I MEANT SIR

Unmedicated: thats it im tocking this shiy

Grains: rip Zam

red: f's in chat

Ashswag: f

Jailbird: f

Petra: f

Branzy:f

Zam: were off now

Zam: im never trusting this bitch again😭💥✌️

red: wild ass emoji combo

red has changed Zam nickname to Deceased

Deceased: thanks bro

Ashswag: bruh fortnite

Notes:

When i get tired i loodr thd abilty to rwas and walk
As yoy can tikl i am tirrd
Camebackfromfair
Fell going up stairs and skrrswd up ankle
Messd up

Chapter 13: you drive like you have a deathwish

Notes:

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unnamed chat 6:47 a.m. day 20 Sunday

Unmedicated: guys i dont wanna go back to school

Unmedicated: its so boring

Grains: me either

Deceased: i third that

red: guys why dont we just skip school

Ashswag: dumbest idea ever

Ashswag: count me in tho🙏🙏

Grains: ok but how would we get anywhere

Unmedicated: i have my dads car keys

Unmedicated: and a "liscence"

red: pick me up lil bro

Ashswag: me too

Deceased: PLEASE PICK ME UP FIRST I WANT FRONT SEAT

Grains: im walking over to your house get ready bitch

Grains: also i get to drive

Grains: you drive like you have a death wish

Unmedicated: ...

 

unnamed chat 7:32 a.m. day 20

Grains: @everyone if your skipping

Grains: meet up at the walmart parking lot

Deceased: what happened to the car

Unmedicated: my dad went to the licker store

Deceased: at 8 in the morning???

Unmedicated: priortitties.

red: that is NOT how you spell that

Ashswag: licker store💀

Owen: do NOT skip school guys

Owen: its important🤓☝️

Notes:

Chat ill try and at least one chapter a day🙏🙏

Chapter 14: calm down girly pop

Notes:

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unnamed chat 8:15 a.m. day 20 Sunday

Grains: does anyone want anything while we are out

Grains: i got my dads credit card so i got it

Unmedicated: i want strawbarrys

Grains: 👍👍👍

Grains: wait your with me rn

Unmedicated: oh yeh

Deceased: YOU GUYS LEFT ME

Grains: WE WENT TO THE NEXT ISLE DOWN RELAX

Unmedicated: calm down girly pop

Unmedicated: ill come get you

Deceased: I'd prefer anyone but you to come find me

Grains: wait where did you both go

Unmedicated: adventure🔥🔥🔥

Deceased: im gonna die😭🙏

Grains: just dont get kidnapped again👍

Deceased: WDYM AGIAN

Deceased: SAM WHAT DOES HE MEAN AGAIN

Unmedicated: uhhh crazy ex? 🙄 Duh

Unmedicated: @Grains i took one of ur cards :3

Grains: just dont get kidnapped i do not gaf about my fathers credit card🙏

Unmedicated: im gonna go rob a hot topic

Krowfang: PLEASE LET ME COME WITH???

Notes:

AAAAAAA THE VOICES R GETTIN TO MEEEE

Chapter 15: you look like bricks😡😡

Notes:

Guys im running out of ideas of what to do lmk if you have any requests for people or scenarios🙏🙏

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unnamed chat 8:57 a.m. day 20 Sunday

Grains: sam where did you go

Grains: the hot topic does not looked robbed

Unmedicated: dont worry nout it

Unmedicated: we r slepping

Deceased: honk shooo mimimi

Owen: guys there in the coffee shop

Owen: and wont let me work🙏

Unmedicated: no hes lying👉☝️👈☝️

Owen: someone help me

red: good luck bro

Ashswag: no ones gonna save you

Owen: you look like bricks😡😡

red: this is why no one likes you

Ashswag: wait arent you supposed to be in school rn?

Owen: no?

Owen: theres no school today?

Owen: its sunday???

Unmedicated: so i went out for nothing

Unmedicated: whats the point of going out if im not skipping school🙏😞

Grains: get me hot chocolate

Unmedicated: but this is a coffee shop

Owen: sir yes sir👍

Grains: thanks

Unmedicated: grian can i buy the amogneis plushie

Grains: those still exsist

Unmedicated: we are at a brainrot stand and they jas anogus

Grains: i literally do not care, not my money 🙄

Unmedicated: YIPPEE :3

Deceased: get me one 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Unmedicated: your getting a matching one with me

Unmedicated: pink and yellow and im getting aatching purple one

Deceased:YAYAYAYAYAUA

Chapter 16: my tummy hurts🔥🔥🔥

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unnamed chat 10:09 a.m. day 20 Sunday

Grains: now where are you guys going

Unmedicated: unfortunately 

Unmedicated: im in ur walls🔥🔥🔥

Deceased: he threw up

Unmedicated: snitch😡😡

red: go home and sleeep bro

Unmedicated: i threw up becusse uhhhh

Unmedicated: i mean im not ill

Deceased: 🤨🤨🤨 u sure

Unmedicated: ye

Ashswag: take yo ass HOME🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Grains: omg there playing call me maybe

Unmedicated: woah i forgot about thay song

Grains: you played it on the way here??😭 

Unmedicated: yeah and🤨

Unmedicated: my tummy hurts🔥🔥🔥

Deceased: PLEASE stay the FUCK away from ME

Grains: go home???

Unmedicated: NO🔥🔥🔥

Grains: go to MY home and sleep

Unmedicated: YES SOR🔥🔥🔥

Deceased: im going to make sure he does that

Unmedicated: dont get contaged🔥🔥🔥

Deceased: you mean sick🔥🔥🔥

Unmedicated: yeah🔥🔥🔥

Chapter 17: im need soup🔥🔥🔥

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unnamed chat 11:17 a.m. day 21 Monday

Grains: ok besides sam zam and i

Grains: who else is sick

Owen: me

red: me

Ashswag: me

Unmedicated: ☝️👈☝️👉 im nit sock

Grains: TAKE YO ASS TO BED🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Branzy: do you want me to make a bunch of soup and drop it off guys

Owen: i got my roommates sick

Owen: oooh soup sounds good do you want help

Branzy: dont touch the food you'll contaminate it.

Deceased: im need soup🔥🔥🔥

Branzy: who's home are you at

Deceased: red

Ashswag: im also at reds home.

Unmedicated: theres a word for your kind

Ashswag: it applies to you aswell🤨

Freak: get better guys

Unmedicated: die

Unmedicated: die

Unmedicated: noone wil mis yuo

Freak: damn i hope you stay sick 🤧 

Jailbird: GUYS I FINALLY GOT OUT OF JAIL YIPPEE

Jesse: we are gonna start another monopoly game and throw you right back in <3

Jailbird: aw😞

Branzy: guys the plague is spreading stay safe y'all.

Unmedicated: toos yoru drity sheps in my wasginf macjine haert

Ashswag: baby bang it up inside

Deceased: in nit waering my usalu lipdtick

Branzy: i thought maybe we would kiss to niight

red: thats it im taking phones

Unmedicated: im putting it im my binder bitch godd lick

red: your literally not ever in the same house as me

Grains: sam.

Unmedicated: ermmm

Unmedicated: cant text rn im sleppeing guys🙄

Chapter 18: open na noor

Notes:

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unnamed chat 12:05 p.m. day 21 Monday

Jailbird: @Grains @Unmedicated im coming over 

Grains: noooo oyoull get sick

Unmedicated: bring vhs tapes🙏🙏🙏

Jailbird: on it dude😎

Unmedicated: YAYAY

Grains: i thought u were sleeping🤨

Unmedicated: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK 💪 💪 💪 💪

Grains: go

Grains: to

Grains: bed.

Unmedicated: nooo

Grains: YES

Unmedicated: noooo

Grains: im gonna jump on you and knock yo ass out

Unmedicated: please i need tv static

Grains: im gonna throw 1 billion weighted blankets on you

Unmedicated: heh... that wont keep me down😼😼

Freak: i actually hope you get even more ill

Unmedicated: IM NOT FUCKINH SOCK

Jailbird: open na noor

Jailbird: open na noor please🙏🙏🙏

Grains:👉☝️👈☝️

Unmedicated: come in threw the window

Lukas: AIDEN TAKE YO ASS HOME

Lukas: YOULL GET ILL

Lukas: YOU HAVE THE WORST IMUNE SYSTEM EVER

Jailbird: ill be fiiine

 

 

unnamed chat 5:14 p.m. day 21 Monday

Jailbird: guys i dont feel too good

Jailbird: tummy hurt

Lukas: I WONDER WHO SAW THAT COMING HUH

Jesse: do NOT come home

Jesse: i have a TEST tuesday

Jesse: and cannot AFFORD to get sick😞😞

Notes:

I wrote thissss at the densits

Chapter 19: i wont take such disrespect😤😤😡

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unnamed chat 3:24 p.m. day 23 Wednesday

Unmedicated: wht the fuck is playing minesweerer

Grains: how tf do you know someones playing minesweeper

Unmedicated: i can feel it in my bones

Unmedicated: trust

Grains: theres literally no way

Grains: your lying

Taurtis: my bad

Taurtis: i found my phone and started playing minesweeper😎

Unmedicated: I KNEW IT

Grains: hes probably lying so you dont feel wrong

Taurtis: i wont take such disrespect 😤 😤 😡 

Taurtis: i would never lie☝️👈☝️👉

Unmedicated: yeh hed nevrr liw💪💪💪

Grains: i do not believe you at ALL

red: woah new guy

Taurtis: EXCUSE ME

Taurtis: I AM NOT NEW

Taurtis: i just lost my phone😤😤😤

Branzy: die

Branzy: die

Branzy: i dislike you

Taurtis: WHO THE FUCK INVITED HIM???

Branzy: 🤡🤡🤡^^^

Taurtis: i hope you hit your hip bitch.

Chapter 20: what kind of stray

Notes:

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unnamed chat 12:43 p.m. day 26 Saturday 

Taurtis: sam come over

Unmedicated: no

Taurtis: :(

Unmedicated: im gorunded

Taurtis: what this time😭😭

Unmedicated: i brought home a stray

Taurtis: isnt that how you guys got your cat???

Grains: what kind of stray

Unmedicated: uhhhh ermmmm

Unmedicated has added 1 user to the chat

Coolment: it me😙

Taurtis: oh

Taurtis: GO BACK TO THE STREETS🔥🔥🔥

Coolment: awh man

Unmedicated: no i already fought with my parents to keep him >:[

Coolment: im gonna eat your plants HAHAHAHAHA

Unmedicated: they r platik i tried alredy

Coolment: do you think your mom is gonna kick me out🙏🙏🙏

Unmedicated: no because i put on the water works

Unmedicated: and because dad said it was fine🔥🔥

Deceased: do you think we could have a sleepover 🙏

Deceased: or that i cuold come ovrr

Unmedicated: unfortunately im still grounded

Unmedicated: that hasnt chansed in the past 10 minutes

red: come over🙏

Deceased: omw

Notes:

Guys i have 10 CAVITIES AND MY 3 WISDOM TEETH THEY SAID ARE ABOVE THE BOONE😭😭😭😭

Chapter 21: uhhh cuz im silly?

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unnamed chat 1:54 p.m. day 27 Sunday

Unmedicated: i want to eat rocks :(

Grains: why do i even interact with you

Unmedicated: uhhh cuz im silly?

Owen: you are not silly

Owen: you are stupid 🔥🔥

Deceased: because your whimsical :3

Unmedicated: im gonna eat mud

Coolment: he will trust

Unmedicated: come with me to fimd good mud

Coolment: ok

Unmedicated: yyayyayay

Unmedicated: mud cake

Deceased: do not eat the mud

Deceased: you may get ill😞

Unmedicated: no im built different 💪😎

Coolment: you got sick from being out on 62 degree weather stfu

Unmedicated: idk waht ir on about

Unmedicated: im awsome🔥🔥🔥

Unmedicated: and never sick

Grains: i think your just always sick

Grains: and good at hiding it

Grains: yknow maybe if you ever slept you would not get sick so often

Unmedicated: SLEEP IS FOR THE EEAK

Coolment: i put melatonin in with ur candy

Unmedicated: 😰😰😰😕😕😕😾😾😾

Unmedicated: i will NNOT let this slide

 

 

 

unnamed chat 2:16 p.m.

Coolment: he is knoked tf out🙏🙏🙏

Taurtis: GOOD HE NEEDS SLEEP

Chapter 22: ur not special

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unnamed chat 2:13 a.m. day 28 Monday

Unmedicated: guys does anyone else have random ass gammes form like 2016 on thier phone

Unmedicated: or it is just me

Grains: its not just you

Grains: ur not special

Grains: you never will be.

Unmedicated: oh

Taurtis: i have music.ly on my old phone

Unmedicated: waoh

Deceased: any one wanna play among us

Grains: nobody wants that

Unmedicated: MEMEMEMEMEME

red: ill play

Ashswag: drop the lobby code🔥🔥🔥

Branzy: what he said🔥🔥🔥

ClownPierce: amogus🔥🔥🔥

Unmedicated: ew its you🙄

ClownPierce: i will beat you tf up

Unmedicated: no i dont wamt that😰

Jailbird: i wannt play amogus

Jesse: i will tell eveyone ur role😼😼

Owen: ill play

 

 

unnamed chat 2:21 a.m. 

Jesse: guys he impoaster

Jailbird: nuh uh

Unmedicated: hownsilly would it be if i had someones ashes in a mecklace and said

Unmedicated: guys person who ashes i have is in the room with us

Unmedicated: and then stare out knto nothing amd then when they ask what

Unmedicated: i just point to my neck and say

Unmedicated: RIGHT HERE BABYYY and then also point to an empty corner and say

Unmedicated: but idk who that is

Coolment: YOU GUYS PLAYED AMOUNG US WITHOUT ME😭😭😭😭😰😰😰 TRAITORS THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!

Chapter 23: NO TF ITS CLEARLY DRUNK WALK HOME HOE

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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unnamed chat 4:03 a.m. day 28 Monday

Deceased: AAAAAAA

Unmedicated: MITSKI REFERENCE REAL🔥🔥🔥

Deceased: this guy gets it

Freak: toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart

Unmedicated: NO TF ITS CLEARLY DRUNK WALK HOME HOE

Freak: KYS

Branzy: I will retire to the Salton Sea

Deceased: at the age of 23

Unmedicated: FOR IM STARTING TO LEARN I MAY NEVER BE FREE

Unmedicated: BUT THOUGH I MAY NEVER BE FREE

Unmedicated: FUCK YOU AND YOUR MONEY

Unmedicated: I'm tired of your money.

Unmedicated: And I sit on the curb 'cause it's the prettiest night

Unmedicated: WITH NO ONE ELSE IN SIGHT

Unmedicated: You know I wore this dress for you

Unmedicated: These killer heels for you

Unmedicated: See the dark, it moves

Unmedicated: With every breathe of the breeze.

Unmedicated: AAAAAAAUUGH

Deceased: AAAAAAAAAUGH

Branzy: AAAAAAAUGH

Unmedicated: AAAAAAAAAAA

Bramzy: AAAAAAAA

Deceased: AAAAAAAAA

Unmedicated: AAAAAAA

Unmedicated: AAAAAAAA

Unmedicated: AAAAAaaaaa

Unmedicated: my bad

Grains: im begging you to go get evaluated mentally

red: oh my god he can spell😯😯

Notes:

Chat i need mitski in my blood stream im normal tho ;3

Chapter 24: MITSKI REFERENCE🔥🔥🔥

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unnamed chat 10:34 a.m. day 28 Monday

Unmedicated: gyus i can spell coroctly

Unmedicated: but only for mitski learics

Jailbird: this guy gets it

 

 

unnamed chat 10:40 a.m.

Grains: chat i can confirm sam is peculiar and loves mitski

Grains: because earlier some rando on the street asked me for a cigarette

Grains: to which i respond "no i dont smoke"

Unmedicated: MITSKI REFERENCE🔥🔥🔥

Taurtis: you dont even need to finish the story

Coolment: sam i think you need to be factory reset

Unmedicated: 😞

Grains: not everything is a mitski reference

Deceased: this guy does NOT ger it😞

Unmedicated: EVTHYINGS A MITSKI REFERENCE IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH🔥🔥🔥

Coolment: thats it im stealing ur earbuds

Coolment: no more mitksi for you to reference.

Unmedicated: so you want me to kms

Freak: I DO

Chapter 25: just thug it out ig

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unnamed chat 2:13 p.m. day 28 Monday

Unmedicated: how am i ment to live luaghlove int ehese conditins😞

Grains: wow that sentence was almost legible

red: you dont. Your not meant to live laugh love

Coolment: just thug it out ig.

Unmedicated: oh😞😞

Unmedicated: no im gonnago watch musicals on youtube unstead fuck yuo

Coolment: so youll play a musicical out loud but not mitski

Unmedicated: UTS NOT THE SAME

Deceased: your so right

Unmedicated: write*

Deceased: you should be dicsected

Unmedicated: oh wait ur corrct

Unmedicated: i sopolaogyze

Deceased has changed Unmedicated nickname to Illiterate

Illiterate: hey mna thast not nive.

Grains: how many days have you been awake for

Illiterate: elevintreen

Grains: how are you alive

Chapter 26: MY PROBLEMS ARE MY PROBLEMS NOT URS

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unnamed chat 6:14 a.m. day 29 Tuesday

Illiterate: I GOT MY EARBUDS BACK BUT AT WAHT COTS.

Deceased: what do youmean

Illiterate: i can no longer loostin to mitski😭😭😭

Illiterate: coolment made me give him my spotify account and now idk how but mitski doesnt exssusts😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Freak: coolment more like lamement

Freak: cuz thats not cool bro😾

Coolment: HE NEEDS TO JUST STOP LISTENING TO MITSKI SO MUCH

Coolment: HE STARTS SOBBING WHEN HE DOES

Illiterate: MY PROBLEMS ARE MY PROBLEMS NOT URS

red has changed Coolment nickname to Lamement

red: that was so not cool bro

Ashswag: agreed

Lamement: aw man

Lamement: too bad

Lamement: im not giving him back mitski till September.

Illiterate: THATS LIKE NEXT YEAR

Lamement: ITS NEXT WEEK DUMBASS

Illiterate: im gomna kms🔥🔥🔥

Taurtis: you can listen to mitski on my phone🔥🔥🔥

Illiterate: YAYAYAYAYAAY

Taurtis: tomorrow tho

Taurtis: i got a project to do and im not gonna turn it in late this time.

 

 

 

unnamed chat 10:55 p.m. day 29 Tuesday

Illiterate: goodbye guys

Grains: WHAT 

Deceased: WAIT WAIT

red: LMAO NO WAY

Chapter 27: i am alobe and well

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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unnamed chat 5:57 a.m. day 30 Wednesday

Illiterate: chat i dod nit kill myslef last night

Illiterate: i just went tko bed

Illiterate: i am alobe and well

Grains: you are not well

Grains: you look like you crawled out a casket💔

Deceased: go sleep more

Illiterate: cant i have a test today 😔

red: take the test and go home???

Illiterate: i cant get caught again ill get grounded😭

Lamement: caught what??? Sleeping?

Illiterate: i dont wanna get grounded😔

Illiterate: no kipping scohll

Lamement: oh yeah that makes more sense.

Jailbird: have you even studied

Illiterate: ny ass is getting grounded if mot skipping dor failing🙏😭

Lamememt: im having an aneurysm trying to read that

Illiterate: im telling on uyo

Lamement: oh no😱🙄

Notes:

Guys i alredy failed theee tests in one xlass and its the second week of scool:(

Chapter 28: bag checks for the second week of school

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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unnamed chat 8:36 a.m. day 31 Thursday

Illiterate: chat ive already failed 5 tests jn one class

Deceased: just switch classes while you can🙏🙏

Grains: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

red: better question

red: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A BAG CHECK ALREADY

red: ITS THE SECOND WEEK OF SCHOOL.

Illiterate: if it weren't for one my friend being in the student counsil i woulda been caught🙏

Grains: what do you mean by that

Grains: caught with what

Illiterate: thirteen reuber chickens.

Grains: oh i thought it woulda been something bad😭

Illiterate: and drugs😚✌️

Deceased: yea i believe it

Branzy: dang you miss one day

Illiterate: im telling the reachers ur skipping

Branzy: this is why your parents hate you.

Illiterate: nuh uh👈☝️👉☝️

ClownPierce: thats crazy

Illiterate: kys ksy wenchdiridiedieide

Illiterate: GRRRRR

red: i uh think he perhaps might not like you

Notes:

WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE A BAG CHECK ALREADY WHAT YALL DOING GRRRRR I HAD TO SIT AND WAIT FOR AN HOUR THAMKS

Chapter 29: cant talk im mewing🤫🧏

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unnamed chat 3:42 p.m. day 31 Thursday

Illiterate: this middle schholer passed me saying to his freind he needs to start mewwing now

Branzy: cant talk im mewing 🤫🧏

ClownPierce: 🤫🧏

Deceased: im gonna kick the next middle schooler i see i swear 

Deceased: one just tried to bite me😡

red: reasonable anger

Mumbojumbo: 🤫🧏

Grains: oh no

Deceased: 🤫🧏

Illiterate: why are you all mewwwing

red: bro i dont think thats enough w's

Illiterate: oh my bad mewwwwing*

SpokeIsHere: wath teh sigma

Illiterate: OH BORRHER THOS GUY STOINKS😾

Chapter 30: chat im not going to be late

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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unnamed chat 6:23 a.m. day 32 Friday

Grains: sam where are you

Illiterate: im gonna be late i slept too lonk

Grains: do you want me to come pick you up

Illiterate: dont bother youll be late too

red: RUN RUN MAKE IT ON TIME YOU HABE 10 MINUTES!!!!!

Branzy: YOU CAN MAKE IT

Illiterate: chat im not gonna be late

Illiterate: if i just dont show up

Deceased: NO GET UR ASS HERE I WANNA TALK WITH YOU

Illiterate: no im gonna do drugs and go wlak in the woods :3

Deceased: BRO JUST COME TO SCHOOL ITS NOT THAT BAD TO BEE LATE.

Illiterate: im not going :3

red: bro wouldnt ur mom be pissed

Illiterate: shes on a business trip all month

red: what about ur dad

Illiterate: idk where he went😼

 

 

Sam walked out the house into the nearby forest. He pulled out a pack of cigarettes and lit one. He just started walking with no particular plan of how far or long he'd go. Eventually he found a super duper cool tree.

 

2:07 p.m.

Greeon: sam wanna hang out after school?

 

His phone buzzed with a text. He must not be far out enough if hes still getting texts. He checks it. Grian wants to hang out.

 

2:09 p.m.

Sans: sure should i walk over?

 

Sam climbs down from the tree and starts walking back. Uh oh, where did he come from again? Shit. He didn't plan on making it out until morning.

 

4:36 p.m.

Sans: uhhh i may be lost

Notes:

I love writing in school 😍😍😍😍

Chapter 31: bros trynna be mysterious😭

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unnamed chat 6:47 p.m. day 32 Friday

Deceased: has anyone heard from or seen sam today?

Deceased: he wasnt in class this morning

Branzy: yeah he wasnt in science either

Grains: he told me he was in the woods and got lost and then he didnt respond

red: bros trynna be mysterious😭

Grains: probably but im gonna go look later

Grains: just to be sure🙏🙏

 

 

unnamed chat 8:13 p.m.

Illiterate: guys i just slept in the forest :3

Illiterate: and im still lost 😍😍😍

Grains: hang on im gonna find you

Deceased: im already there

Grains: let us know if you find him

 

 

unnamed chat 9:34 p.m.

Deceased: i found him

Deceased: sleeping in a tree😭

Grains: like in a hammock orrr

Deceased: just sleeping on a tree branch

red: bring his ass HOME

Deceased: i cant climb trees😭🙏

Ashswag: on the way

red: bro im already there🙏

red: i was waiting to see if he got lost aswell

Branzy: thats bonkers🧍

Illiterate: guys let me sleep

Illiterate: oh wait why did you come to retrieve me i was fine😭🙏

Grains: sam your mom is at her home wdym gone for the next month?

Illiterate: oh yeah i lied

Illiterate: thats next week

Grains: then why tf are you sleeping in a tree

Illiterate: im trynna be a mysterius sigma😼😼😼

Deceased: well stop we thought you died

Grains: no we didnt

Taurtis: guys what the flip is happening

Freak: you gotta tie ur phone to yourself😭

Chapter 32: pack it up nature boy😾

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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unnamed chat 6:14 a.m. day 35 Monday

Illiterate: im being kidnapped

Grains: his ass is LYING

Grains: he is just being forced to go to school

Illiterate: just let me rot inthe woods pleasseee😭🙏

Deceased: pack it up nature boy😾

Grains: you are NOT in the woods you AREIN YOUR ROOM COME OUT NOW

Illiterate: im one of them queers

Grains: NOT WHAT I MEAN AND YOU KNOW IT

 

 

Grian had to all but drag Sam out of that house. Out of his room and to school. He was silent the whole walk to school. He looked exhausted. He looked like he was gonna throw up when we got to school. I took him to his first class just to be sure he went to class. I say bye to Taurtis as I leave.

 

unnamed chat 8:17 a.m.

Deceased: @Grains im snitching on Sam

Grains: what for😭

Deceased: hes not in class but instead throwing up in the bathroom

Deceased: im taking him back to his house

Grains: oh is he alright

Deceased: yeah i think so.

 

 

unnamed chat 8:45 a.m.

Illiterate: guys i font feel giid

Grains: GO TO BED

Illiterate: no im gonna ✨explore✨

Notes:

I was working on this for a while, but drama came up and i just finished it
Lmk if you want to know the drama🔥

Chapter 33: seek help???

Notes:

Im back. The person whom i had issues with sayd shes gonna press charges for harassment 😭 loke gurl you THREATENED ME?? THERES VIDOE PROOF???
have this for a while :3

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unnamed chat 6:47 p.m. day 35 Monday

Deceased: do you ever just say fuck it and down like

Deceased: half a bottle of benadryl

Illiterate: real

Grains: no???

Grains: seek help???

red: i have a feeling you two are gonna die young

Illiterate: I FUCKONG HOPE SO

Deceased: oh!

Freak: just like idk maybe

Freak: dont do that?

Illiterate: the switchup is willd

Freak: what ya gonna do bout it??🤨

Lamement has added 2 users to the chat

Illiterate: who did you add??

MajoEllen: woah

MajoEllen: hey gorgoses😍

Illiterate: hello ✨

Lamement: 🤩🤩🤩

MajoEllen: where are you guys😔

Grains: WHERE ARE YOU

Grains: AND IM SO SORRY

Illiterate: im in a box somewhere

Grains changed MajoEllen nickname to Spooky

Spooky: im gonna find you..

Illiterate: mom pick me up im scared

Lamement: ur mom witerally hates you🤨

Illiterate: killing my self rn

Spooky: WAIT NO PLEASE WHO WILL I HAVE TEA PARTIES WITH

Illiterate: is that all im good for😭

Spooky: no😼

OwlPhases: eat rocks🤩

Illiterate: she gets it✨🔥🗣️

Chapter 34: are we being dumped😔

Notes:

My aunt got in a car crash as i was writing this 🤩🤩

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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unnamed chat 7:04 a.m. day 36 Tuesday

Grains: SAM WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING AT 7 IN THE MORNING???

Illiterate: i blame the gay people who dont exsist😭😭😭

Deceased: WAIT NO STOP I REMEMBER THAT

red: wtf are you talking about

Branzy: homophobic era???

Spooky: damn is this a breakup message?

Taurtis: are we being dumped😔

Illiterate: HE DIED AND THEY CANT HANG OUT AT IHOP ANYMORE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Deceased: THEY NEVER GOT TO BE INLOVE TOGETHER😭😭

Illiterate: STOPPPP

red: WHATS GOING ON

Taurtis: oh is this about those houses during the school bus rides😔

Deceased: YES

Taurtis: FUCK THE HOMOPHOBIC WIFE💪💪💪

Ashswag: LITERALLY LIKE HOW COULD SHE, SHE DIDNT EVEN LOVE HIM SHE JUST HATED HIS TRUE LOVE💔

OwlPhases: AAAAAA NOT THEM GRRRRR

Lamement: atleast Lindas homophobic husband died and left all his money to her🤗

Illiterate: AAAAAAAUGH AAAAUGH AUGH LINDA AND MEGAN THE LESBINS 

Taurtis: I FEAR THEY ARE TOO ICONIC FOR THIS WORLD💔💔💔

Illiterate: BUT WHY DID SCOTT PROCLIM HIS LOVE FOR JOHN AND DIE THE NEXT DAY😭😭😭

Deceased: YOU CE UP WITH THAT PLOT POINT

Illiterate: THEY WERE GONNA GO TO IHOP BUTBHE DIEEEED

Deceased: STOP ITS TO EARLY TO BE ON THE VERGE OF TEARS SHUT UP

OwlPhases: LETS NOT FORGET JOHNS GRAMDKIDS CALLED SCOTT GRANPA BUT NOT JOUNS WIFE GRANDMA🙏🙏🙏

Spooky: MENTALLY ILL ALL OF YOU

Spooky: BUT IM INVESTED I WANNA KNOW EVERYTHING

OwlPhases: THERES SO MUCHPOOKIE😭🙏💔😔

Spooky: TELL ME EVERYTHING🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Notes:

I WROTE THIS IN HONOR PF THE GAY PLD PEOPLE ME AND MY FRIEND CREATED DURING THE SCHOOL BUS RODE HOME LAST YEAR🙏🙏🙏 WE MISS YOU SCOTT RIP

Chapter 35: Continuation of the last chapter sonce i accidentally pressed post😔😔

Notes:

SHES NOT DEAD👍🤩

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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unnamed chat 7:24 a.m. day 36 Tuesday

Illiterate: I WANNA EXPLAIN ITS MY MENTALLY UNSTABLE DAY🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

OwlPhases: yes ma'am 😍

Illiterate: okay it started off as a joke of ONG THAT HOUSE LOOKS LIKE AND ELDERLY LESBIN COUPLE LIVES THERE. And it turned into: yeah but i bet she had a husband since people werent a fan of the gays😔 and then it became i wonder who lives there. Oh a sad lonely gay old man whos their friends then it turned into awww he has a crush on his best friend and he deosnt lnow it yet

Lamemen: IM BEGGING YOU TO EITHER TYPE IT OUT SENTENCE BY SENTENCE OR HAVE SOMEONE PROOF READ YOUR SHIT

Illiterate: and then it turned into, yeah he loves him back he just is married with grandkids now. His wife refuses to divorce due to the QUEER NEES OF THEM. then we decided that theve been friend since elementary. one moved away in middle but came back. and the lesbins have tea parties all the time. they have always hung out at the local Ihop.

Spooky: KEEP YAPPING🗣️🗣️🔥🔥😍😍

Illiterate: and then we find out that he has cancer. So john, linda, and megan all go to the hospital and bring him ihop when they go together. he comfeses his love to john and dies a day later. They go to ihop one last time befroe hand tho. and i attended the funeral in my dream so i genualy know what they all look like. then some where inbetween limdas homophobic husband dies🤩🤩.

Illiterate: and then after the funeral they go get his normal order from ihop and they leave it by his grave. also i e decided john dies 2 years after scott.

Lamement: THE COUNCIL DID NOT AGREE WITH THAT

Taurtis: no no, i agree

OwlPhases: i also agree

Deceased: i think he should die sooner but y'know🧍

Branzy: politely chuck yourselves into mental institutions.

Illiterate: WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION HE WAS SICK FOR LIKE A YEAR BEFORE HE DIED, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS GETTING BETTTER. THEY THOUGHT HE WOULD BEAT IT. THEY COULD ONLY STAND BY AS THEIR FRINED WAS LOOSING HIMSLEF SLOWLY DAY BY DAY WITHERING AWAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Spooky: NOW IM CRYING

red: my condolences to your ocs

Illiterate: if you werent zams friend id kill you🤫🧏

Freak: you misspelled lesbians

Illiterate: im gonna kill your father if he hasnt already left you

Notes:

I attended his funeral in my dreams, and he was so peaceful looking, kinda like how my dad looked. Limda had long red hair(box died) and megans hair was grey.
Johns grandkids were inconsolable. And so was john. Im sorry now im actually crying over these fake people. Also john was bald.

 

Guys the next chapter may or may not contain suicide

Chapter 36: im not myself after 1 am

Summary:

Trigier warning for mentions of suicide

Notes:

Unfortunately he lives tho

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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unnamed chat 7:23 a.m. day 37 Wednesday

Deceased: guys i wanna be a sponge

Illiterate: THIS GUY GETS IT🔥🔥

Spooky: sam do you mind telling me why the fuck theres suicide notes in ur room

Illiterate: ..

Grains: WHAT

red: nah bro got caught💀 thats crazy

Illiterate: wait i dont remember weiting any?

Spooky: mhm

Spooky: you got some splaining to do

Illiterate: in my defense

Illiterate: im not myself after 1 am

Deceased: PLEASE DONT KYS

Ashswag: your.to silly to commit😔🙏

Owen: im jere for drama

Spooky: boy if you dont fix that sleep schedule

Illiterate: absolutely sir🙏

Lamement: sam im finding you

Illiterate: no i dont think so.

Illiterate: bye guys😼

Deceased: that dont sit right with me

Deceased: where are you

Illiterate: secrect :3

Deceased: no like actually sam wtf u at

Illiterate: you guys worry too much

 

 

 

unnamed chat 2:23 p.m.

red: yo has anyone even seen them today???

Taurtis: no nut now im worried

Spooky: im gonna go look for them

Lamement: i think loke everyone gonna look

 

3:12 p.m.

Sam stepped into the woods and pulled out the prescription bottles. He twists one open before taking a second to think. Does he really wanna do this. His phone is blowing up with text messages from his friends. Ellen calls him. He picks up.

"SAM WHERE ARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED EVERYONE IS?"

"sorry", is all they manage to sputter out.

"At least turn on your location so i can come pick you up, please?"

Sam hangs up. He looks at the open bottle in their hands. Its now or never. He cant remember what happened next. Nothing in his memory between that thought and ending up at Ellen's home.

Notes:

Chat forgive me for this shitty chapter i wrote it before i went to sleep last night.

Chapter 37: im making waffels✨✨

Notes:

Chat idk how to continue requests are WLECOME AND ENCOURAGED

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unnamed chat 5:44 p.m. day 37 Wednesday

Spooky: i found him🗣️

Lamement: alive or dead?

Spooky: hes alive

Spooky: he was just walking around in the woods again

Spooky: hes sitting in the kitchen with me

Lamement: how did you convince him to go with you

Spooky: i threw him over my shoulder💪💪

OwlPhases: glad hes alive

Illiterate: i told you

Illiterate: you worry too much🙄

Illiterate: im making waffels✨✨

Deceased: WE LITERALLY THOUGHT YOU DIED

Deceased: AND YOUR MAKING FUCKING WAFFLES?

Illiterate: not my fault, i told yoy not to worry

Spooky: their concerningly light and easy to pick up

Illiterate: what i lack in weight i make up in hieght🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Deceased: do ur parents feed you🔥🔥🔥

Illiterate: NO🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💪💪💪💪🤫🧏

Spooky: dawg why were you outside so late anyways

Illiterate: i got kicked out🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Spooky: why?

Illiterate: MY MOM DONT LIKE THEM QIEERS🔥🔥

Deceased: LMAO??

Deceased: HOW DID SHE NOT KNOW BEFORE???

Deceased: YOU LITERALLY DONT LOOK LIKE A GIRL?

Illiterate: idk but i need eggs

Spooky: i thought you made the batter already

Illiterate: im found brownie mix💔

Spooky: your staying

Spooky: i need sweet treats and im tired of trying to make em😔

Spooky: so i shall retrieve your eggs bbg

Grains: im coming obver with eggs dw

Spooky: YAY

 

 

7:09 p.m.

Sam finished the brownies and headed into the bathroom. Taking a good long look in the mirror. Hating the thing that stared back. He hated how much he still looked like a girl. He hated his long, dyed brown hair. He hated the way his white roots shown against a dark scalp.

They went and got scissors from the kitchen. Going to work on the hair. Chopping it off unevenly. After all, his mom could no longer control them. They could finally wake up in the morning and dress how he wanted. They'd no longer have to worry about their mothers judgemental gaze. He could be himself now, right? 

Its a good thing he hid the pills before Ellen found him. Because as soon as they saw him, he was hoisted over their shoulder and plopped into the car, taken to their home. Ellen's mom was the best mother Sam could ever imagine. She cared about her child, and when Ellen brought up what had happened, she wasted no time in taking him in. Giving him the guest bedroom as his own. Maybe things would get better. Or maybe he'd spiral and fuck it up just like everything else.

How easy it would be to stab himself and let the blood poor out ..

Chapter 38: im bald now😔

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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unnamed chat 7:48 p.m. day 37 Wednesday

Illiterate: chat i ujhhh

Illiterate: im bald now😔

Deceased: WHAT

Illiterate: OK NOT ACTUALLY BUT I CUT OFF A LOT OF MY HAIR

Spooky: its horrendous

Grains: how is it that bad.

Illiterate: I COULD JUST SHAVE MY HEAD?

OwlPhases: IM BEGGING YOU TO LET ME FIX IT

Deceased: it cant be that bad

Lamement: BUT ITIS

Lamement: also i was thrown out along with sam 😔

OwlPhases: LOSER(my windows open)

Lamement has changed OwlPhases nickname to Owl

Illiterate: im gonna eat rocks now

Owl: let me fix it

Illiterate: no💔

Spooky: if anyones gonna fix it, its me😋

Illiterate: ITS LITERALLY FINE

Spooky: NO ITS NOT LIAR

Illiterate: LIER*

Spooky:..

Lamement: someone cant read doctor suess books

Illiterate: who😨

Owl: ARE YOU ACTUALLY STUPID?

Owl: THEY SPELLED LIAR CORRECTLY

Illiterate: ☝️👈☝️👉

Illiterate: ill chek dicroronay

Branzy: i think you need help

Branzy: like actually💀

Illiterate: erm actually🤓☝️

Illiterate: i wans worng

Jailbird: guys who wants to walk around town

Jesse: bro its literally almost midnight

Jesse: your ass is NOT going out

Jailbird: wait what

Jailbird: i woke up and just hought i woke up early

Illiterate: no, its midnight

Spooky: let me FIX UR HAIR

Illiterate: no

Spooky: I WILL BUY STRAWBERRIES

Illiterate: when

Spooky: does it truly matter🤗

Illiterate: avsolutly

Spooky: FINE TOMORROW

Illiterate YAY

 

unnamed chat 9:02 p.m.

Illiterate: guys my hair looks decent now

Notes:

I want to remove all the hair on my scalp

Chapter 39: it does NOT give you the right to disappear

Chapter Text

unnamed chat 12:04 a.m. day 38 Thursday

Illiterate: im gonna go on a midnight walk

Spooky: no?

Illiterate: i fear im already out thr door😔

Lamement: just because your listening to mitski again it does NOT give you the right to disappear

ClownPierce: no please disappear

Illiterate: sigh i gusee ill just go back to whismy😔

Lamement: YES COME HOME 🤩

ClownPierce: your doing this just to spite me

Illiterate: YES AND

ClownPierce: check ur closet😈

Branzy: his ass is NOT in ur closet🔥

ClownPierce: grrr

Deceased: he might not be

Deceased: BUT I AM

Spooky: bro come out i dare you

Deceased: uhhhh errmmm

Deceased: i lied?

Deceased: dont check the closet?

Illiterate: amd suddenly im not going inside

Deceased: mannnn i hust wanted to scare you😔

Illiterate: well your face does that already :/

Deceased: OUCH💔💔

Grains: dont you have a test to study for?

Illiterate: UHHH ERM UHHH

Illiterate: I DONT LNOW WRAT UR TAKLING ABOIT

Illiterate: LIES AND FALSE🔥

Grains: guys can we put this guy down

Illiterate: what can i say

Illiterate: i got that dog in me‼️

Illiterate: uthenise it🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Freak: GET OFF THE STAGE

red: im gonna poison you sam

Illiterate: BET🔥🔥🔥🔥

Deceased: NO?

Owl: bet? as in i bet on loosing dogs?

Illiterate: MITSKI REFERENCE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Lamement: NOT AGIN

Illiterate: YOU CANT FIGHT IT🔥🔥🔥

Lamement: no but i can fight you

Lamement: ricky when i catch you ricky

Illiterate: gulp 😣

Chapter 40: thats bone of ur bunsinss

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

unnamed chat 6:37 a.m. day 38 Thursday

Illiterate: gang i can NOT go to school today

Grains: you didnt study did you

Illiterate: thats bone of ur bunsinss

Deceased: damn, you gonna take that

Grains: open the door pookie🥳🥳

Illiterate: 😨😨😨

Illiterate: WAIT XHEK IMEAL

Illiterate: EMAIL

Deceased: TEST POSTPONED🥳🥳🥳

Illiterate: im still not going to school tho

Spooky: get your ass in the car

Illiterate: 👈☝️👉☝️

Spooky: one

Spooky: two

Illiterate: uh oh

Illiterate: im outside the car

Illiterate: its locked

Illiterate: let me in

Deceased: no way

Grains: LMAO?

Grains: why did counting work

Illiterate: numbers are scary, you never know what cuming next

red: that is not the correct spelling

Deceased: yeah but are you suprised

red: Damn, surprising, you know whats not surprising? How much time and money you can save when switching to Geico

Ashswag: i dont wanna be friends with you guys anymore

Ashswag: im gonna be a mysterius loner🤫🧏

Deceased: killing myslef

Ashswag: ok

 

unnamed chat 8:42 a.m.

Illiterate: guys i kust realized somtheing

Grains: what

Illiterate: the name

Illiterate: ints nit naminged

Spooky: oh yeah

Owl: i think it should be glitter sparkle club

Lamement: woah

Spooky: i agree to the max🔥🔥

Illiterate: NO

Notes:

Sorry for vanishing for 3 days i felt like dying

Chapter 41: kts guys😔

Chapter Text

unnamed chat 9:27 a.m. day 38 Thursday

Illiterate: guys we avtauly need to think of a anen for fhis

Grains: that was almost legible

Illiterate: kts

Grains: huh

Illiterate: die

Grains: HOW DO YOU MISPELL KYS??

Illiterate: im gonna die

Deceased: kts guys😔

Illiterate: i want to kill myslef

Grains: NO

Illiterate: 😣💔

Grains: its wayyyy to early for this bs

Deceased: glitter sparkle sounds like a great name

Deceased: invmy opinion 

Deceased: just saying

Branzy: i agere

ClownPierce: i agree cuz sam deosnt

Illiterate: Kms

Spooky: YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE THE GLITTER SPARKLE CLUB🔥🔥🔥🔥

Illiterate: FINE

Illiterate has changed chat name to glitter sparkle club

 

glitter sparkle club 9:32 a.m.

Illiterate: HAPPY NOW

Deceased: extremly

Chapter 42: fly high 🦜🦜

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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glitter sparkle club 12:38 p.m. day 38 Thursday

Illiterate: guys i wanna

Deceased: wanna what

red: bro got snatched

Spooky: fly high🦜🦜

Grains: soar low🦜🦜🙏

Illiterate: i wna

Ashswag: back from the dead🙏

Spooky: guys can we start a religion over this

Illiterate: i wanna guys iwanna go hume

Lamement: our Savior ig :/

Illiterate: i

red: he died again so sad 😢 

red has changed Deceased nickname to Zam

Zam: oh man my title

Zam: im gonna commit

Ashswag: commit what

red: arson?

Ashswag: tax fraud?

Illiterate: mudeer

Zam: a hit and run.

Illiterate: oh no

 

glitter sparkle club 2:34 p.m.

Spooky: guys who wants to start a cult surrounding the grand goob?

Illiterate: 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Lamement: what he said

Branzy: 🤩

Grains: SAM I SWEAR TO GOOB IF YOU DONT STOP SPEAKING TO ME WITH BRAIN ROT I'LL SHOOT YOU

Illiterate: so not skibidi dude

Illiterate has changed nickname to FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️

FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: stay safe guys

Notes:

Uhhhhhh

Chapter 43: he lie

Notes:

Guys sorry for disappearing i uhh got silly :3

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

glitter sparkle club 7:43 p.m. day 38 Thursday

FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: chat deos anoyne have a parr of tweasers

Grains: yes

FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: can i hav

Grains: no

FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: plseae

Grains: why

FraekySam: i got

Zam: HE FELL ONTO A BRANCH AND IT LOTTERY CUT HIM OPEN

Zan: HE DOESNT NEED TWEEZERS HE NEEDS A DOCTOR

FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️: he lie

Grains has changed FraekySam🥀🖤⛓️ nickname to Sam

Sam: MY MANE NOOO💔💔💔

Grains: GET IN THE CAR

Grains: WERE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL

Sam: ITIS NOT THAT SERUOS

Grains: IF YOU COME SHOW ME ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS THEN ILL BELIEVE YOU

Grains: BUT IF IT IS A SERIOUS INJURY WE GOING HOPITAL

Sam: :(

Sam: uhhh guys suddenly im so much better

Sam: please

Sam: i dont want doctor :(

Sam: pleas

Branzy: im coming over with a sewing kit

Sam: YIPPEE

Sam: uhh i mean nit needed as im fone

Zam: fone

Sam: grr ur making me angry *eyes turn red*😠 

Zam: EHAT THE FCUK

red: bros not skibidi😔

Spoke: 🧏🤫

Sam: this guys gets it.

 

glitter sparkle club 8:02 p.m.

Branzy: bro definitely needed medical attention

Branzy: hes passed out on the bathroom floor

Branzy: i think he bled out

Zam: I TOLD YALL

Grains: so do i take him to the hospital orrr

Branzy: ITS TOO LATE NOW

Branzy: SHIT HES WAKING UP

Clown: knock his ass OUT

 

glitter sparkle club 8:31 p.m.

Branzy: guys i panicked

Branzy: hes in hospital now.

Notes:

Guys in writing an entire au with these characters+ more probably so this may get put on the back burner. Or not i dont know if I'll even post it :3
But even if it gets on the back burner ill still post this stuff :)

Chapter 44: YOU NEEDED STICHES???

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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glitter sparkle club 8:00 a.m. day 39 Friday

Sam: why

Sam: how could you

Sam: 😣😣😣

Sam: i hate it here

Zam: HES ALIVE🔥🔥🔥

Branzy: IM SORRY I DONT HAVE MEDICAL SKILLS???

Branzy: YOU NEEDED STITCHES???

Sam: NO 

Sam: LIES

Grains: at least you didnt die?

Spooky: this is why ur not aloud to go on walks

red: what even happened

Sam: uhhh dont worry about it?

red: ur not sigma what happened

Sam: ermmm

Sam: uhhh

Sam: heya zam ur turn to explain

Zam: aw geez

Zam: we may or may not have been just running in teh woods

Zam: and uhhh

Zam: idk but next thing i knew he has this big ass cut on his stomach

Branzy: DO YOU NEED GLASSES

Branzy: THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING CUT

Branzy: THERES ALSO NO WAY THAT WAS CAUSED BY A BRANCH

Branzy: IT LOOKS LIKE A KNIFE TORE HIM OPEN

Sam: 🧍

Sam: in my defense

Sam: hes a terrible lier

Zam: NO IM NOT???

Ashswag: YES YOU ARE?

Sam: im not explaing how it happend tho :3

Notes:

I LOVE SCHOOL SHOOTING THREATS🤩😍😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩 it gave me the time to write this

Chapter 45: microwave

Notes:

Guys my school is still being threatened with shootings 🔥🔥🔥🔥 i feel so safe🔥🔥🔥

Chapter Text

glitter sparkle club 12:49 p.m. day 42 Monday

Sam: I LIVED BITCH!!!

Zam: oh bet

Sam: im definitely not up to anything mishchivis

Zam: thats not a real word😔

Branzy: microwave

Grains: what is going on

Owen: PUT UR PHONES AWAY DURING CLASS

Sam: KYS🔥🔥🔥

Zam: NO I WILL NOT BE PUTTING MY PHONE AWAY💥💥💥

Owen: aw :(

Jailbird: guys

Jailbird: guys

Jailbird: fught incbatheorom

Jailbird: thresa fghti ithen beatheonm

Sam: WHICH ONE

Jailbird: capatearia

Sam: BET

Zam: OH BET

Jailbird: gyus three lokkikng aat me

Jailbird: 😨😨

Jailbird: OLONE HAF NIFE

Sam: ARE YOU ABOUT TO WITNESS A CRIME

Jailbird: ik ginns crimes on

Sam: DAMN CRAZY

Jailbird: RINUNG

Sam: RUN FOREST RUN

Jailbird: ok im safe now

 

dms between ClownPierce and Aiden 12:57 p.m.

ClownPierce: YOU SAW NOTHING

Aiden: sir yes sir 😶

Chapter 46: but adbenture

Notes:

Goob

Chapter Text

glitter sparkle club 1:57 p.m. day 42 Monday

Sam: guyd

Sam: gyus

Sam: i found a

Sam: house i nthe wwods

Zam: what the flip man

Sam: yesterday

Sam: who wants to ecplore

Freak: nobody

Freak: no one would want to do that with you

Sam: but adbenture

Jailbird: when

Sam: after school

Owen: where

Sam: behind the track feild

Zam: i am NOT going

red: coward

red: im coming

Sam: thats what she said

Sam: YOU ARE GOING ZAM

Zam: fuck off >:|

Sam: :(

 

 

 

 

 

Sam Gladiator created a new chat 2:10 p.m.

Sam Gladiator added 6 people

Sam Gladiator changed nickname to Leader

Leader: gyus this is the group chat for the adventure

PrinceZam: i dont wanna go :(

Leader:  too bad :(

BranzyCraft: wait why am i being dragged along

Owen: because uhhhh

Aiden: FAMILY OUTING!!!!

Leader has changed PrinceZam nickname to PrintHam

Leader has changed BranzyCraft nickname to Sheild

Leader has changed Aiden nickname to Bait

Leader had changed Owen nickname to Orange

Leader has changed Reddoons nickname to Unwanted

PrintHam: why

Unwanted: WHAT FUCK YOU

Bait: hey wwait aminute

Sheild: you spelled that wrong

Chapter 47: im in my tresspassijg era

Notes:

Uhhhh uhhhh uhhj i dont know how to continue this, im running out of ideas but i will push through🔥🔥👍👍

Chapter Text

3:29 p.m. day 42 Monday

 

"Guys over here!", Sam calls out

Zam, Red, Branzy, Aiden and Owen ran over to him. "What are we even doing again", Owen asked

"We are exploring YAY", Sam responded

 

4:17 p.m.

"Saaaam how much longeeeer" Zam asked. He was meant with silence as a response. They continued to walk for 15 more minutes.

 

 

"We're here!!!" Sam announced. He led them to the big shed. It was locked. The door handle was rusted. Sam just grabbed a rock and broke of the handle. "Who wants to go first" Sam asked.

"You sho-" Zam was interrupted by Aiden jumping by into the shed. "WELL NEVER. MIND THEN"

 

5:23 p.m.

"It sure is erie in here, right guys?" Zam said.

"Oh come on its not even dark out yet!! OH MY GORD WE SHOULD STAY OVER NIGHT!!!" Sam chirped.

"NO WE SHOULDN'T!! THERES NO SIGNAL OUT HERE WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS?", Branzy shouted.

They debated whether they would stay the night or go home. They ended up deciding to come back Friday night and stay.

 

glitter sparkle club 8:14 p.m.

Sam: guys that was fun

Zam: NUH UH

red: that was boring

Grains: i figured you guys died

Sam: guys

Sam: im in my tresspassijg era

Sam: i wanna stay over jight tobingt

Spooky: GET UR ASS HOME🔥🔥🔥

Chapter 48: Plaese guyz i aweasr im nromal

Notes:

It my birtday tomorow octorb 5

Chapter Text

glitter sparkle club 8:34 a.m. day 43 Tuesday

 

Sam: uhhhh

Sam: i may be lost

Sam: in the woods

Spooky: wdym

Spooky: i thought you were sick?

Sam: well yae but i just took a walk

Sam: cuz those make me feel better

Sam: and now i feel bad amd im lost

Grains: ur on your own we're at school

Sam: ill gifure it out😼😼😼

Spooky: bro is not gifuring it out

Spooky: bro is gonna die there

Taurtis: DONT SAY THAT

Zam: GOOD LUCK BRO

Sam: please

Freak: no ur on your own freakaziod

Sam: plaese guyz i aweasr im nromal

Sam: hes lying im nit s freaksaiziod

Chapter 49: Sticks and branches

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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glitter sparkle club 7:14 p.m. day 43 Tuesday

 

Grains: has anyone heard anything else from Sam

Sam: dw worry i gotout

Grains: NO HE SURVIVED

Grains: FUCK

Sam: D:

Grains: GO BACK

Sam: ok

Spooky: NO WAIT

 

 

 

11:43 p.m.

Grains: erm guys i didnt think hed actually go back

Spooky: I HATE YOU

Owl: GRRRRRRRR

red: bros gone

red: jk he popped up on my doorstep again

red: come get your rat

Sam: in nit a rst

Sam: hsit up

red: please he wont stop talking about rocks

red: someone come get this autistic man

Sam: I hope you perish.

Grains: on the way

Notes:

Sorry for uhhh forgeting about this i got REALLY into parkour civilization and might write about it :3

Chapter 50: alll ill say, i wolfint miss

Chapter Text

glutter sparkle club 2:15 a.m. day 45 Thursday

Sam: guys imaging missing

Grains: what is bro on about

Sam: im just saying thst i wouldlednt miss the shot

Taurtis: NOT THIS AGAIN

Sam: shouldnt heve missedd

Sam: im actually too excited for friday to sleep tonight

Spooky: but its thursday when you wake up?

Sam: not if i dont sleep!

Sam: alll ill say,i wolfint miss😼😼😤😤

Zam: why is everyone up

Sam: ?? Its only 4 people

red: untrue

Freak: untrue

Freak: fuck you red

Freak: i said it first i swear

Jailbird: woah we all up rn

Sam: please stay off tiktok

Jailbird: :(

Jailbird: thats bot nice

Spooky: if i see anyone online in the next 20 minutes im gonna put eggs in their locker and use one of my locks on it

Sam: I DONT USE MY LOCK ER HAHA

Spooky: ...

Spooky: you live with me i can just take your phone

Sam: Nuhh uh

Sam: im seeelping

Chapter 51: Halloween episode frfr not finished but there will be part 2

Summary:

Uhhh Trigger Warning for corpses I guess. Oh and cannablism too.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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glitter sparkle club 5:27 a.m. day 46 Friday

Sam: TODASY THE DAY!!!

Zam: oh geez

Zam: uhhh im ill?

Sam: you are NOT getting out of this

Branzy: guys what if we stayed there all day and all night

Owen: i am so in

Jailbird: 😱😱😱

 

 

 

 

7:34 a.m.

"I DONT WANNA BE HERE,"  Zam screams as yet another twig broke.

 

"Dude it was just a twig stop tweaking," Sam says. "Bro is not cut out for this."

 

"I JUST WANNA GO HOOOOME", Zam says.

 

They continued to walk through the forest, on a much quicker route as Sam had gone exploring to find a better route. They were almost to the house. He wondered if he could convince them to explore more of the woods. They would be here all day anyway. Nothing interesting would happen during the day anyway. It'd be just waiting with the lingering doom of boredom. It was bigger than they remembered. Guess nighttime does distort things. He could have sworn it was smaller.

 

They go into the shed, (cabin whatever just imagine a spooky place.), and are met with the smell of rot. "EW ITS SMELL LIKE SOMETHING DIED, SAM WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US IT SMELLED IN HERE!" Zam yells. It seems like all he did was yell since they got to the forest. 

Sam stepps in and nearly throws up. "Chat it did NOT smell like this the other day, ewww" Sam gags again. They decided to investigate the smell. Later though, Sam didn't want this smell attacking him this early. "Guys how about we go outside and explore the woods for a bit, save this uh curiosity for later."

 

10:12 p.m.

"Guys uhhhh i think I see something over there!", Reddoons exclaims from a tree. He walks over. Oh. Thats a corpse! "Guys I found a dead deer I think."

"WHAT WHAT WHAT-" Zam starts.

"WAIT REALLY LET ME SEE-"WHAT"- ARE THERE ANY BONES I COULD HAVE?" Sam shouts back.

"SAM NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR BONES!", Zam yells. 

"Well hang on there's a note here as well", Reddoons cuts in.

"READ IT READ IT!" Owen shouts.

"No I don't wanna, you read it," Reddoons responds.

"Fine hand it over," Clown says.

"Here's what it says", he clears his throat, "To who it may concern, I sliced this deer because I felt like it, and if I run into you, know your next." 

"Bro is not scary", Sam says. "What if we hunt them down? What could possibly go wrong?"

"Sam are you insane? What if we end up dead!", Zam screeches.

"There's like, 20 million of us, we will be fine. Plus I kinda wanna fight someone anyway." Sam says.

They continue searching the woods, not wanting to leave sight of the cabin. Eventually though, Sam goes farther away from everyone and finds a house. A house? That can't be right. The woods aren't even that big are they? Maybe they just stumbled upon an old abandoned house. They go to leave, but see someone in the window. He watches, waiting to see what the person in the window does. When he's spotted, the figure just waves and disappears.

He goes back to the others, fully prepared to tell them what they saw but doesn't. He doesn't like the feeling that interaction left him with. He does however, tell them all about the house he found and how he thinks they should explore there aswell. They just sit and play games waiting for the darkness of evening to set.

7:34 p.m.

They go back into the shed and look for whatever is causing the smell. "Calm down bro, it's probably another dead animal," Sam says, trying to calm Zam who's extremely distressed.

"I don't like this. I don't have a good feeling about this. I want to go home," Zam almost screams the last sentence.

Sam pushes them forward. The shed can't be that big and they've looked everywhere in it already. Then Sam finds a trapdoor. He opened it only to be met with the source of the decay smell. 

"Right I think it is time to go.", Sam says. "Uh dup bup, do NOT look in there everyone out!"

"Why what is it Sam?" Zam asks.

"A dead animal, but there maggots and stuff feasting on it and there's bones showing." Sam lies.

"Oooo LET ME SEE!" Owen says as he looks into the trapdoor. "Oh nevermind its just a corpse. A human corpse. Oh no. Yeah we should leave. We are not safe here let's go."

"Well I guess we figured out who that note was for. Lets leave and go back home", Sam says, poking at the corpse.

"Ew don't touch that thing. That's not sanitary", Clown says.

"Pft your mom's not sanitary AYOOO" Sam says, grabbing Zam and Owen as he leaves.

 

 

9:27 p.m.

They were definitely lost. And if who ever was responsible for the rotting corpse found them, they were prepared to fight back. After 20 more minutes of walking they stumble back onto the shed. Sam then decided it would be safest to go to that house he found. Atleast give them all some shelter for the night. And maybe a small ghost hunting adventure.

"Guys i forgot my phone at the shed I'll be back," Sam says.

The walk back was boring and he didn't actually forget his phone. He just wanted to eat see the corpse again and try to figure out if he knew the person. 

When he got there it still smelled like rot. Still smelled like decay. Oh boy was he hungry. He wondered how much jerky he could make from this corpse and how much of the corpse would be edible in this state. Not too decayed yet, only a couple days old and it was cold out. He rips off a piece of flesh on the arm. He savours the taste of it. Letting it be ground into mush in his mouth. When he feels he's had enough he heads back to the house.

Notes:

Wait is anyone else dressed up for halloween i am a dragon without wings

Chapter 52: what if they pulled a logan paul

Notes:

Mmmmm i forgot about this mmmmm im vack tho working on the next part of in the woods as we speak

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glitter sparkle club 7:47 a.m. day 45 Friday

Spooky: oh boy i hope no one died or dies

Grains: now why would you say that.

Spooky: what? never know

Taurtis: bros plotting something definitely

Jesse: guys what if they pulled a logan paul

Lukas: i doubt theres anything interesting in the woods

Lukas: or that shed thing they were on about

Lukas: most theyll probably see is like a dead animal or something

Jesse: i think theres someone hanging over there

Freak: I hope Sam dies.

Freak: I hope he sees a big spider and gets scared

Jesse: mmm

Lukas: thats not very skibidi

Spoke: bro what the skibidi is thsi

PlanetLord: woah bew groupchat alert

Freak: you guys have been added your just loserd and dont pay attention

Pangi: body pillow

Freak: ...

Freak: die

 

 

11:37 a.m.

Freak: guys where did everyone go for lunch

Freak: they took our table

Grains: idk kys

Spooky: we are out in the hallway by the band room

Freak: thats so far away

Grains: go eat lunch by yourself then

Freak: why are you being so mean to me

Grains: Sam said that while their gone

Grains: sombody needs to be mean to you

Freak: im so upset at that

Freak: why would you ever listen to that loser

Spooky: die

Spooky: die

Spooky: hmmmm kay why ess

Owl: sams no loser

 

 

 

9:06 p.m.

Freak: damn i thought we woulda heard something by now

Spooky: they r literally in the woods you fucking incompetent lettuce wrap

Lamement: wait he has a point

Lamement: they probably would have like, walked far enough to get service again

 

9:57 p.m.

Zam: guys theres a cabin with wifi

Zam: oh bet

Zam: also we saw a dead deer

Branzy: and person

Spooky: oh!

Spooky: cute!

Sam: i took a picture if you wanna see

Zam: WHEN DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE

Sam: when i went back duh

Owen: guys i dont like it here i wanna go home

Sam: it is dark out, good lkuc

Jesse: oh so you guys did pull a logan paul

Chapter 53: Impulsive.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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11:37 p.m.

The whole house was filled with the scent of mold and rot. It definetly wasn't safe upstairs. The ceiling had broken bits and holes in a few places. Who knew how weak the boards were. Atleast this place had electricity though. Yet there was no telling who paid for it. There were cobwebs in nearly every corner. The floors were covered in dust. How the hell this place even had wifi was beyond them. It was odd, there phones all had no signal, yet the wifi worked. They decided not to think about that. 

"You wench! Hop on roblox I'll beat you!" Sam shrieked. He had been bickering with Aiden and Clown since he got back. It was starting to get annoying. 

"Ha you wish! I could beat you at any game!" Clown said.

"Yeah you suck at every game. Like how do you fail flee the facility so bad?" Aiden teased.

"That was NOT MY FAULT. My screen was broken! It was like a spider web!" Sam screeched.

"Seriously, name any game on roblox and I'll beat you", Clown said.

"Okay give me a minute." Sam says, looking through the games on the home page. After a few minutes, he made them join him.

"No way you think you can beat me in dress to impress. That's ridiculous" Aiden said.

"I'll so win. I'm gonna be you so much" Sam said.

"That is not proper grammar, Sam," Branzy interjected.

 

1:42 a.m.

"I'm gonna sob," Sam said.

"How the fuck do you loose so badly? You suck man," Aiden said.

"I'm gonna explore this house, I hate you guys," Sam announced.

"Scream if you see a killer I am heading to bed," Aiden said.

"Wait I'll come with you, I'm not tired yet," Zam said.

Everyone else was already alseep in the room next to them. They had all been chilling in the first 2 rooms they found, not knowing if there was any other dangers besides the risk of upstairs. Sam headed into what they assumed to be a dinning room. He walked a bit down it before turning on his flashlight. It lit up the room, and indeed it was infact a dining room. 

There was a dining table with 8 chairs around it. And a broken chandelier hanging above. There was also a fireplace full of unburnt wood at back wall. He flicked the light switch and nothing happened. Then he looked up and saw there were no lights that could be turned on. What a stupid design choice. Wonder what that switch did then.

"Sam, can you shine your light towards the fire place?", Sam jumped when Zam spoke, forgetting she came along.

"Bro you scare me. Uh yeah sure," They said, shining the light at a now completely empty fire place. "Zam wasnt there just wood in there? Maybe I'm seeing things," Sam said. He takes a step closer to the fire place, another few steps and he sees that the fire place no longer has a floor.

"Well that explains the sudden lack of wood. Wanna check it out bro?" Sam spoke as if this were a boring research assignment.

"Uh not really oh your going down okay I guess I'll come with you." Zam said running over.

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Chapter 54: HIHIHI

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Ok the next chapter will be out with in the end of the month. I got sp much motivation from passing this grading period. :P IM SO HAPPY SO JOYOUS AND ALSO ALMOST FINISHED WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!! also i might be working on a little something else too. Has anyone here read rot and ruin???

Chapter 55: It's quite simply, really.

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Chat this is horrendous I'm sorry.

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1:45 a.m.

They went down into the fireplace, finding grip on a wooden ladder. They kept going down for about 3 minutes before they hit floor again.

"Gee wouldn't it be fun to have to run back up? We should see if there's another exit just in case we do need to leave quick", Sam said. 

Sam turns on the flashlight to reveal... Nothing? Its just an empty room with one way in or out. Wait no, as his vision adjusts, he can make out something on the floor. Walking over to it, he sees that its a book. He picks it up, opens it, but the first page is hard to read, whatever writing utensil used too light to see in such harsh light.

"Hey Zam, start heading back up but don't go all the way, wait for me, alright?", Sam said, breaking the silence once again.

"Oh! Shit, uh sure. Just hurry up I don't wanna be hear much longer" Zam replied.

Zam went up the ladder and Sam kept scanning the small room with his eyes. He noticed a dusty bookshelf. He found it was empty, saw nothing else of interest, and went back up.

2:30 a.m.

"Pssst Zammmm," Sam whispered, "Zaaaaaamm, are you still awake?".

"No", Zam mumbled.

Sam couldn't sleep. He wanted to know what happened back in that shed. Curiousity got the best of him, and he got up. He carefully maneuvered arounf everyone in the room.

2:43 a.m.

He stood outside, watching the figure at the shed. He felt glued to the ground, yet drawn by curiosity. He took one careful step forward. Then another, and another. Until eventually he was maybe 10 feet away from the shed.

"You know its rude to stare, right?" A familiar yet warped voice said.

Sam wanted to believe he imagined the thing speaking. That he was just sleeping. That he would wake up any minute. Because the thing that was at the shed speaking to him wasn't a person. It wasn't anything really. It just was

He quickly steadied his racing mind and said, "Ah so sorry, I just didn't expect to see anyone out here. I thought- Hey what's your name anyway?"

"Why not? You came out here for answers right? What, you wanted to find out what happened to this guy? Why? Why why why why why."

"You know what? I'm just gonna go to bed, I'm not doing this," Sam said, turning around to walk away.

"Did it taste good?"

"What." Sam jumped.

"Did it taste good.. Oh don't look at me like that, you know what I'm talking about. The flesh, did it taste good?"

"Ohhh yeah it tasted fine. Could be fresher though" Sam responded, "Still haven't gotten your name though."

"I haven't offered it. Do you want to make a deal?"

"I am not selling my soul again. Other than that, what would you have in mind?", Sam.

"Uh people don't usually even consider my offers. You sure about that?"

"Yeah whatever I'm bored." Sam hummed for a minute thinking. "Say do you even have a name? If not I'll give you one."

"Can we go back to making a deal?" It said.

"Ok fine, whatcha got in mind," Sam asked.

"Its quit simply really, just don't go around telling people what you saw here, and uhh I won't kill you."

"Kill me? Ok buddy, you go ahead and do that," Sam said.

"Oh yeah that was you, uh. If you tell anyone about this, they'll think its you. Seeing as a shadow figure isn't really a reliable suspect." It said.

"I swear I recognize your voice, I just can't quite put a face to it. Oh also yeah that's a good point," Sam turned around, "I'll just go back in the house and pretend I saw nothing. I am NOT trynna get cursed buh bye!"

 

Sam turned and ran bacl to the house. When he got in he turned around and locked the door. Although he knew that wouldn't be able to stop a shadow. He was certian of that.

He simply just went to sleep.

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