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1. you’re the closest to heaven that i’ll ever be by WhatIsAir

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Aug 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
   • Blind Al (Deadpool)
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Dogpool | Mary Puppins (Deadpool Movies)
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Emotional Constipation
   • Wade's love language is physical touch
   • So is Logan's
   • and they weren't roommates
   • Awful at communication
   • Fighting as Foreplay
   • Wade really likes Hello Kitty
   • It's a Sanrio renaissance baby
   • Instagram Thirst Traps
   • Logan's slutty little undershirt gets featured
   • Wade Wilson is a possessive little bitch

   Summary

   “Ohmygod, it’s happening,” Wade finally breaks the kiss to say, “The Wolverine’s gonna take my virginity on the floor!”

   Logan laughs, resting his forehead on Wade’s chest, breathless, light-headed, and for once not annoyed at Wade’s mouth. Actually, on second thoughts, the light-headedness seems suspicious.

   “Bub, d’you mind–” he gestures at the katanas skewering his sides.

   ~
   In which one emotionally constipated Wolverine tries his hand at wooing Wade Wilson.

   Series

   • Part 5 of poolverine classic mixtape

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   English

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