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1. My Kind of Deli by Mangoshorthand

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Dec 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)/You
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Several Deli Fives
   • Brisket Five
   • Female Reader - Character
   • Fix-It
   • S4 is undone
   • Romance
   • Eventual Smut
   • Gangbang
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Comedy
   • Deli Fives gangbang reader
   • Alternate Timelines
   • Post-Canon
   • author huffs copium
   • No use of y/n
   • s4 fix it
   • S4 fix-it
   • Oral Sex
   • Max's Delicatessen (Umbrella Academy)
   • Post-Canon Fix-It
   • Mild Breeding Kink
   • Degradation

   Summary

   On the day the world ends, you mess around with one of your professor's experimental machines only to find yourself in a delicatessen full of a guy you used to know. A guy with whom you have...unfinished business.

   Stuck at the end of the world in a deli full of desparate Fives? What is a gal to do?

   This is a fun romp designed to make me feel better about the disaster of a season we just had to endure.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,500

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

   57

   Kudos:

   566

   Bookmarks:

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