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• Molly Blyndeff-
• She always stays up EXTREMELY late.
• Please get her some melatonin gummies.
• Overall, she just needs sleep and a better family.
• Please just let her do little kid stuff (Idk what little kids do Im dum)
• I don't have headcanons for her that are non-situational so her list is short.

Giovanni Potage-

• He'll cry at ANY sad movie.
• Not in front of people though,
• So he leaves to go cry in his bedroom/bathroom depending on where he is.
• He definitely played NeoPets as a kid. He took THE BEST care of his pets aka 'his boys'.
• Like, he was INTO it. He definitely owned at least a few paintbrushes.
• His pets had DRIP, OKAY?!
• I feel like he either stopped playing it out of embarrassment or he got hacked.
• Please get this guy his NeoPets back.
• They're starving.
• Please Giovanni, the world of NeoPets need you.

Indus Tarbella-

• Whenever he's watching a YouTube video and whoever made the video asks the audience to 'Like and Subscribe' HE DOES IT LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
• In short, he's subscribed to hundreds of Youtubers he doesn't even watch.
• He also shares an account with Mera,
• So Mera's Youtube recommendation is just filled with whatever Indus watches.
• He's also very easily swayed by advertising. The only reason why he isn't in crippling debt at the hands of door to door salesmen is because Mera doesn't let him buy any of those shitty products.
• He still dresses up for Halloween, and probably begs Mera to dress up with him.
• He somehow convinces her. Don't ask how.

Mera Salamin-

• She sleeps on her back with her arms crossed over her chest.
• She kinda looks like a corpse when she sleeps.
• Indus has woken her up multiple times because he thought she was dead.
• She's not- And she gets really pissed off after Indus wakes her up. She needs her beauty sleep.
• She loves perfume.
• Like- LOVES perfume. And candles, and body wash, and shampoo, and conditioner.
• She just likes anything that smells good. She'll spend all of her time in Bath and Body Works smelling all of the fragrances.
• I feel like her favorite would be some type of mature, floral perfume.
• Buy her some perfume and she'll be happy.

Dr. Sylvester 'Sylvie' Ashling-

• He's a germaphobe.
• It's not his WORST fear but it's definitely up there.
• He keeps hand sanitizer on him at all times,
• it smells like green apple.
• I feel like their favorite dessert would be strawberry cheesecake.
• It's not overly sweet, not too bitter, too cold, not too hot.
• It's perfect.
• Let's be real, he's a LITTLE bit cringey.
• He's a fifteen year old boy, you can't be cool at fifteen.
• They legit said "NO MORE DOCTOR NICE GUY!" in like, episode three. (Or four, maybe??? I forgot)
• He gets into arguments on the internet, (probably Twitter [Or X if you're a pretentious jackass], Reddit, or TikTok.)
• I feel like he'd use He/They pronouns.
• They also can't dress at all.
• He needs to play DTI because WHY IS HIS FIT WHITE, ORANGE, AND MINT???
• Bro dresses like orange juice and toothpaste.

Percival 'Percy' King-

• If lawful good was a person it'd be Percy.
• Also, Percy DEFINITELY uses She/they.
• Like- Sylvie can be debated, PERCY CAN'T.
• I feel like she'd definitely took some type of child development classes in high school.
• They didn't even want kids, but she still took them.
• She definitely had all As in school. SHE PUT IN THE WORK.
• She was probably the most 'Goody-two-shoes' to ever goody-two-shoe.
• They wouldn't not do bad things because of her fear of repercussions, mostly because of their lack of desire to do so.
• Like, I'd trust her with my drink (If I could drink).
• I WOULDN'T trust them with cooking.
• I feel like she'd mostly the same meals everyday (can relate) so she's definitely not too experienced with cooking.
• She'd somehow burn water.
• How???

Zora Salazar -

• She's intimidating to say the least.
• She's canonically like 6'3, has tattoos, an extremely powerful epithet, AND SHE HAS GUNS???!
• She's definitely a bit scary.
• But she'd definitely be the best person to get a beer with though.
• She's a fun drunk, 100%.
• That 'fun' might involve violating the law but IT'S FUN!!!
• Also, she'd either protect your drink like it's the president or she'd absolutely slip something in it. No in between
• It all depends on how much she likes you.
• I honestly love her (platonically and romantically PLEASE SAY SHE LIKES WOMEN.)

Ramsey Murdoch-

• His face makes kids cry.
• I'M SORRY I HAD TO SAY IT.
• Like, he'd be staring off in the distance and some little kid would start crying because they thought he was looking at them.
• He'd probably end up feeling surprisingly bad.
• He definitely hates kids, 100%.
• Kids are unfiltered, they will never NOT mention his appearance.
• And they're mean.
• Also, he did canonically do art commissions.
• So I feel like he'd be pretty anti-AI generated images.
• He KNOWS how hard commissions are so I feel like he wouldn't like AI in art.
• Honestly, king behavior.

Bugsy Pugsler-

• Honestly I don't have anything.
• Like, all of my head canons for him are situational.
• I think he'd like cheesecake though.
• And Steak.

Arnold Markdown-

• He really likes reality TV.
• Like, REALLY likes reality TV.
• Any weird TV show tbh.
• He'll only sign up for streaming services if there's some type of discount.
• He's bundled his home and auto insurance FOR SURE.
• Tbh I also don't have much for him

Howie Honeyglow-

• He drinks his coffee black, or he'll had honey in it on special occasions.
• He also takes cold showers in the morning. Even in winter.
• How does he not die??????????
• Also not that much for him (I procrastinated so I don't remember a lot of non-situational head canons.)

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Molly Blyndeff-

• I can see her liking brownie ice cream.
• Like chocolate ice cream with brownie pieces in them.
• I just feel like she'd be a big chocolate fan (me too queen)

Giovanni Potage-

• I feel like he'd get strawberry, especially if there's those little strawberry pieces in it. 

Indus Tarbella-

• I can see him liking cookie dough ice cream.
• He'd probably like most ice cream flavors though. He's a simple man.

Mera Salamin-

• I can see her liking some less popular flavors.
• Like green tea, pistachio, raspberry etc.
• I can also seeing her like french vanilla.

Dr. Sylvester "Sylvie" Ashling-

• I feel like he'd usually either go for strawberry or vanilla.
• Or strawberry cheesecake ice cream.
• Honestly I think he'd prefer frozen yogurt opposed to ice cream.

Percival "Percy" King-

• She'd probably like something like vanilla. Especially if it has those little black bits in it.
• Also, I can see her being a fan of blue moon ice cream.
• For my non-Upper Midwestern friends, blue moon ice cream is sold almost exclusively in the upper midwest like Wisconsin, Michigan, and upper Illinois. It's kinda vanilla-ish with some almond flavors mixed in there. It's really hard to describe.
• I think Percy would like the hard to describe flavor of blue moon ice cream.

Zora Salazar-

• She'd probably like rocky-road ice cream.
• You get a ton of variety with it so I think she'd like that.
• Also the name "rocky-road" just screams cowboy vibes.

Ramsey Murdoch-

• I think he'd like superman ice cream for the nostalgia factor.
• Also he will NOT say that superman ice cream is just vanilla (Ik in some places it's not but it's usually just vanilla).

Bugsy Pugsler-

• I think he'd like any ice cream flavor that he can "get the most out of."
• Like, I feel like he'd prefer a flavor with a ton of stuff added into it as opposed to a "plain" flavor like vanilla.
• Also I feel like he'd like those over the top milkshakes.

Arnold Markdown-

• He'll get whatever is cheapest.
• Like Sylvie, I view him as more of a frozen yogurt guy.

Howie Honeyglow-

• I can honestly see him almost NEVER eating ice cream.
• If he had to get ice cream he'd probably just get vanilla. Like the yellow-ish vanilla with the black specks of vanilla in it.

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Molly Blyndeff-

• I think she'd be a pretty big fan of watching movies.
• She's constantly busy so it's nice to just sit and take a break.
• She deserves it.
• Anyway, I don't think she'd talk much during the movie.
• She just enjoys it,
• like a normal person.
• I don't think she really eats snacks during a movie.
• If she does, it's probably just popcorn and maybe some candy.
• I don't know what her favorite genre would be. I think she'd watch mostly anything.
• However, I can't see her being a horror fan.

Giovanni Potage-

• He's either absorbed by the movie or bored out of his mind.
• I think he'd get bored if the movie is too slow paced.
• He's attention deficit, he can't help it!
• I feel like he'd like having a variety of snacks during a movie.
• He'll definitely make something for the movie.
• Also I feel like he'd mix M&M and popcorn together.
• I think his favorite genre would be action (and secretly rom-coms).
• Also he screams at EVERY horror movie.

Indus Tarbella-

• I feel like he'd naturally talk during a movie.
• Like, he'd start talking and then Mera would have to tell him to shut up.
• I think he also loves having a ton of snacks during the movie.
• Like, get this guy some popcorn and an Icee.
• I don't think he'd have a favorite genre of movie.
• He enjoys watching whatever Mera watches.

Mera Salamin-

• The only time she talks during a movie is to tell Indus to shut up.
• She saves all of her thoughts and opinions until after the credits start.
• If she's watching from home I feel like she'd have a metric ton of blankets.
• I think she'd like popcorn during a movie but nothing else.
• I think her favorite genre would be dramas.

Dr. Sylvester "Sylvie" Ashling-

• Omg he does NOT shut up during any movie.
• They will point out every single flaw, scientific inaccuracy, or plot hole.
• If it's a movie he really likes they'll just constantly be talking about any fun facts involving the filming and the  production.
• I don't think he'd have much of a preference on snacks.
• If he has multiple snacks they HAVE to be organized.
• He CANNOT cross contaminate snacks.
• His favorite genre would probably be documentaries.
• I can see him watching a 3 hour long documentary about some species of bird that nobody knows nor cares about besides him.

Percival "Percy" King-

• They're actually a normal person who SITS QUIETLY DURING A MOVIE.
• If she's watching a movie at home with a friend she'd probably talk a little bit but at the movie theater she is DEAD SILENT until the movie is over.
• I think she'd just eat popcorn during a movie. I can't imagine her having a ton of different snacks.
• Popcorn would be enough for them.
• I don't think she'd have much of a preference for genre.
• I think she'd say mystery if she was asked.

Zora Salazar-

• She cannot STOP TALKING DURING A MOVIE.
• She wouldn't even be talking about the movie, she'd just say whatever's on her mind.
• She'd just be sitting there watching the movie then she'd just start rambling about whatever's pissing her off today to anyone that'll listen.
• She's probably ranting about Ramsey.
• I think she'd eat the most crunchy, western camping food during a movie.
• Like she'd watch a movie while eating beef jerky and trail mix.
• I think she'd also point out the occasional plot hole. But I think it'd be more like a question than a critique.
• I think she'd be an action fan. Like Giovanni, I can see her getting bored if the movie is too slow paced.

Ramsey Murdoch-

• I think he'd talk during a movie.
• Like, he'd make some periodic comments throughout the duration of the movie.
• I think he'd sometimes have snacks during a movie.
• He'll watch the movie without them but their nice to have.
• I think he'd like those 'so bad they're good movies.'
• Like Troll 2 or the room.

Bugsy Pugsler-

• He definitely talks at least a little bit during the movie.
• He cannot make it an hour and a half without saying SOMETHING.
• Also he DEFINITELY has the best movie snacks.
• Like, he has enough snacks to feed a family of 4 for a month.
• He shares with Arnold, dw.
• I think he'd like comedy. It's pretty simple with not a lot of plot to follow.

Arnold Markdown-

• I can imagine Arnold would buy snacks if they're discounted.
• Or he just takes from Bugsy.
• I feel like he'd almost never watch a movie in a movie theater unless there's a discount on tickets.
• He'd just wait until the movie is on a streaming service.
• I think he'd like dramas.
• I can see him talking shit about all of the characters during the movie.

Howie Honeyglow-

• I think he'd have a movie on as background noise.
• I can't see him sitting down and watching a movie for an hour and a half.
• Because of this, I don't think he'd have a favorite genre.
• He'd 'watch' whatever is available.
• I also don't see him eating any snacks during a movie.