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1. She by Mangoshorthand

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Oct 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Dolores/Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Original Characters
   • Delores
   • Lila Pitts
   • Herb (Umbrella Academy)
   • Dot (Umbrella Academy)
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy Has Issues
   • Number Five | The Boy has PTSD
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Monologue
   • Number Five | The Boy Needs A Hug
   • Good Sibling Number Five | The Boy
   • Tales from the apocolypse
   • Study of Five and Delores relationship
   • Psychological Trauma
   • Delores as phycological trauma
   • Good Uncle Number Five
   • Drunk Uncle Five
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • pseudo underage not described
   • pseudo underage is a plot point but not explicit.
   • Dark Delores
   • Mannequin banging
   • but not too explicit
   • Self-Harm
   • Songfic
   • but a loose songfic

   Summary

   HH. You don't need a lawyer, Mr Calabro. You're not in trouble and we aren't CIA, we just want to talk.
   FC. Talk? You just gave me the black-bag treatment!
   HH. I admit we were a little heavy handed -
   FC. I know my rights!
   HH. Mr Calabro, please: one of your clients is our employee.
   FC. You mean Five, don't you? I knew that guy would get me in trouble. Vacuum salesman my ass.

   To Frank, Five Hargreeves is a loyal client and an excellent drinking buddy who just so happens to be stuck in the body of a teen. But when Frank finds himself kidnapped and interrogated by a shady organisation who maintains the timeline, his conversations with Five suddenly take on a different significance.
   Since leaving leaving juvenile detainment three years ago, Five's doing better...But something feels like it's missing. The unique challenges of his situation prove confusing and frustrating, and things still aren't quite right with his family.

   This story is continuous with 'Alias Number Five' so does not follow canon. Season 4 never happened. Updates weekly. With thanks to KayBreezy who got me through writer's block.

   Series

   • Part 2 of The Neuroses of Five Hargreeves

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   36,343

   Chapters:

   25/25

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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