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Summary:

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Share comes back to the cafe that he once worked at, and his "best friend" is starting to "hate" him even more.

or

don't is in denial. ehhhh that's it.

Notes:

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Chapter 1: shar abuse 💔💔💔💔

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(this entire chapter is just background knowledge. yk like prologues in danganronpa games? this is what you're getting with this.) 

(oh and sorry for the lack of object fool characters in this chapter. they're here. I just didn't want to include them rn #lazy) 



"Share, didn't Eucerin say that if you were late one more time that he was going to 'seriously fire you'?" Sippy watched as Share walked into the coffee shop, 13 minutes late. 

Share laughed and went behind the counter. "There's like no way he wo-" There was Eucerin, right behind him, staring him. 

"This sucks. Can't have a cute little coffee shop without dummies..." Share was shivering at Eucerin's words. "Share.. You know what this means, right?" 

"You're fired." Eucerin crossed his arms and walked away. 

Share was just nervously laughing. "He's not serious, right?" 

"Share, I think he's serious." Doorstopper walked up to Share. "But then again, Eucerin is kinda..." Share ran after Eucerin right before Doorstopper could say that. "Nevermind.." 

"You're not serious, right?" Share panted. "Dude, I am." Eucerin stated. 

Deep laughter could be heard from nearby. Share ran up to where the laughing could be heard. It was just DON'T washing dishes. 

"Oh whatever... Bye DON'T." Share was going to give a hug to DON'T, but the entity pushed him to the ground. 

" ...ENOG ER'UOY DALG OS M'I..." DON'T continued washing dishes as if nothing happened while part of his "body" was hitting Share repeatedly. 

While Share was being tortured by the entity, Sippy and Notepad were near the door and turning the closed sign to open. Then they heard Share's screams and quickly flipped it back to closed. 

"DON'T, we're about to open! Stop hitting Share!" 

The slapping noises stopped and DON'T let out a loud sigh. "....... EEEEENNNNIIIIIIFFF.... " 

Sippy wondered why DON'T or Share was even hired.

Notepad flipped to a new page. "Put the sign back." was all that was on it. 

"Not until Share walks ou- Speaking of Share." Sippy watched as Share walked out of the establishment, blue cap in his hand and bruises on his body. 

"I don't get why Share thought him and DON'T were like best friends.. She clearly doesn't like him." Sippy and Notepad walked back to the register. 

Notepad's face now read  "This is just normal for Object Fool."